witherby

[witherby]

✨ Announcement ✨

Hi, gang! Hope you're well! I'm kind of not, and I'm embarrassed to ask this of you 👉🏼👈🏼

To make a long and convoluted story short, my finances are extremely tight right now! I'm currently accepting donations on my Ko-fi page and I'm now offering emergency writing commissions! DM me if you're interested!

If you can't help, I'd appreciate a reblog please!

Regular updates to ongoing series are on a pause for now, unless you'd like to purchase the next part! Pricing is below in USD!

500+ words: $3

1000+ words: $7

2000+ words: $15

NSFW prompts: extra $5

Tropes allowed: any! Angst, whump, fluff, smut, hurt/comfort, Canon x Reader, OC content, etc. etc.

Fandoms allowed: any, as long as I'm aware of them! Ask me!

Turnaround time: get it in 48 hours with minimal editing! It won't be my most polished work, but it's an emergency for a reason!

Thank you for reading!

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If anyone would like something draw I can try my best! this is a jellyfish of @witherby anons and I’ll be drawing the rest of them! If you have any requests I’ll do them for free I just ask to check out Eli’s Patreon/Kofi!

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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:

If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.

Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!

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writing is so fun

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ELLLLLL

I LOVE THE ANGST BETWEEN BRUCE AND HAL

Best $3 spent, might send more 🤭

THANK YOUUU

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Yaaay!! I'm glad you liked it!!!!

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I would like to request angst with Bruce and Hal 😇

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You got it!

$3 Commission

Feat. Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, and some light angst.

This is set in the earlier days of the Justice League and pre-relationship. They've got several members, but the smooth synergy isn't all there yet.

In hindsight, if he'd just taken a minute to stop and think about what he was going to do before doing it, they would not be in this position. A fact that pisses him off just as much as it eats him with guilt.

"If you can give me time to map the pattern," Bruce had said, yelling so he could be heard over the racuous gunfire from Lex Luthor's latest machine designed to destroy Superman, "I can find the weak points for you to take it down."

And Hal...well. He never did like waiting for something to happen when he could seize control of the situation and handle it in his own way. He especially didn't like being told to rely on someone else telling him where and how to use his ring that the Lantern Corps bestowed upon him. That's how operating on a team works, though, which he's been trying his best to adhere to.

Mostly trying.

Kinda trying.

He's helped here and there, but mostly minds his business. He's a goddamned Green Lantern. This planet and a big-ass chunk of this galaxy are all part of his jurisdiction, and he guards it just fine by himself. Batman has no business giving him orders, what with that stupid pointy cowl, and that big flappy cape, and the bat-themed tiny boomerangs, and his huge feet, and those rippling thighs, and a jaw that could cut diamonds, and the fleeting sight of that ass when the cape is billowing in the wind —

Anyway, he can't be bothered to listen to some guy in glorified spandex boss him around when he can just take out the big, hulking machine himself. It's human in design, with some synthesized Kryptonite integrated into its weaponry. A simple construct is more than enough to take it out and make it back home before the newest episode of Project Runway comes on. He's been rooting for Jaques and his insane pleating techniques all season.

"I've got a magic space ring, Spooks. The whole thing is a weak point in comparison," Hal smirks. He takes to the air with a wink and a wave. He's about to fly straight at the weapon and smash it with a giant green hammer, but he's suddenly blasted by a beam of vivid, yellow light right out of the robot's mouth. His suit flickers and his stomach jumps into his throat, which is his only indicator that he's rapidly plummeting to the ground. The world spins faster than he can re-solidify the suit and orient himself, and the only thing he can think is god fucking dammit, I hate it when he's right.

He hits the dirt with a thud, blood roaring in his ears. His back is on fire and Bruce is rushing towards him, yelling something Hal can't make out. He's absolutely not in the mood to get scolded right this second. Give a guy some space to breathe, man.

" — up!! Get your feet under you, NOW!"

Hal jolts. The Bat's got an arm supporting his back and he's practically dragging the Lantern's body off the middle of the field. Hal's legs make an aborted attempt to get under him and support himself, but it's a useless endeavor when a huge, yellow cage springs up around the two of them moments later and knocks them both out of play.

Satisfied they won't be going anywhere, Lex's stupid machine turns away from the two of them and refocuses his attention on their teammates. Superman can't fly in close or the kryptonite the robot is armed with will take him down, too, which has suddenly turned this situation from a relatively low-stakes fight to a potential clusterfuck.

They're three men down — one rendered useless at close-range, one trapped by a stupid color, and one trapped for trying to rescue the guy that didn't listen to him.

Hal can't see Bruce's eyes under the cowl, but he shrinks away from his lethal glare all the same.

"...what was it you'd said," he mutters, "about watching for a weak point?"

"Shut the hell up."

"I — yeah okay. This one's on me."

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Did you write part 5 of winged reader?

Not yet! It hasn't reached the notes or reblog threshold, and also all series are on a pause while my emergency commissions are open.

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Hey el. What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos, while a foot has 5!!!!

I did a little "heheheheheehhe" when I read this. 200/10

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read your previous tags as 'researching the beatles' and now all their songs that I've ever known ever are stuck in my head

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Hunches over my computer while "I wanna hold your hand" blasts on full volume

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HOURGLASS DM ME WITH YOUR PATREON USERNAME I WILL GIFT EL A DONATION ON YOUR BEHALF

!!?

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Commissions are being written! You'll see one get posted sometime during the normal day, I must sleep now

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Edit!

I've now created a Patreon, in case you'd like to support me or commission something but Ko-Fi isn't working.

Thanks!

✨ Announcement ✨

Hi, gang! Hope you're well! I'm kind of not, and I'm embarrassed to ask this of you 👉🏼👈🏼

To make a long and convoluted story short, my finances are extremely tight right now! I'm currently accepting donations on my Ko-fi page and I'm now offering emergency writing commissions! DM me if you're interested!

If you can't help, I'd appreciate a reblog please!

Regular updates to ongoing series are on a pause for now, unless you'd like to purchase the next part! Pricing is below in USD!

500+ words: $3

1000+ words: $7

2000+ words: $15

NSFW prompts: extra $5

Tropes allowed: any! Angst, whump, fluff, smut, hurt/comfort, Canon x Reader, OC content, etc. etc.

Fandoms allowed: any, as long as I'm aware of them! Ask me!

Turnaround time: get it in 48 hours with minimal editing! It won't be my most polished work, but it's an emergency for a reason!

Thank you for reading!

[witherby]

Any chance you’ve got a Patreon I can send money to???? My damn card won’t go through on ko fi because it’s powered by PayPal and that’s not a supported thing with my card bc it’s a “money transfer app”

I had briefly entertained the idea of making a Patreon, for 18+ fics that don't obey Tumblr TOS. if you give me some time, I'm happy to make one, but only if you'd like!

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I really wanna donate, but I had to scrounge around my house and buy my dogs food with toonies today 😭

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I completely get it babygirl (gender neutral). Can't pour from an empty cup.

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i like how most of your donations are literally just to donate and not request😭

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i would donate but im unemployed (people dont want to hire me because im autistic)

That's why I'm afraid to get a diagnosis :p

Can't discriminate against what they don't know!!!

I'm sorry u can't get a job merman ily

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I got paid so take my money

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Thank you Skully 😭 what do you want me to write, so far all my donations haven't come with any prompts.

I'll still write!! It's just for profit right this second... 😅

[witherby]

✨ Announcement ✨

Hi, gang! Hope you're well! I'm kind of not, and I'm embarrassed to ask this of you 👉🏼👈🏼

To make a long and convoluted story short, my finances are extremely tight right now! I'm currently accepting donations on my Ko-fi page and I'm now offering emergency writing commissions! DM me if you're interested!

If you can't help, I'd appreciate a reblog please!

Regular updates to ongoing series are on a pause for now, unless you'd like to purchase the next part! Pricing is below in USD!

500+ words: $3

1000+ words: $7

2000+ words: $15

NSFW prompts: extra $5

Tropes allowed: any! Angst, whump, fluff, smut, hurt/comfort, Canon x Reader, OC content, etc. etc.

Fandoms allowed: any, as long as I'm aware of them! Ask me!

Turnaround time: get it in 48 hours with minimal editing! It won't be my most polished work, but it's an emergency for a reason!

Thank you for reading!