#fuck the wizard council

[gay-malevolent-wizard]

The wizard councils are taking away my magical autonomy

After a long day of twisting my orbs I've come to find out that the TESTICULAR TORSION spell has been BANNED! In what democratic wizard world is this ok? No, I was already greatly offended at the ban of bear spells but this is too far. This is an active restriction of my right as a gay malevolent wizard. I will not stand for this. Fellow mages, apprentices, elder wizards, and witches' we need to levitate our way to wizard town hall and FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. Do not stand by as they make us less powerful, do not stand by as they make us unable to fight the wizarding government. We the mages have the power to change and create magical harmony.

[wizard-quercus]

Those goddamn fae keep hiding my favorite bunny slippers.

[devorjiac]

the wizard council brought me in in shackles to answer for all my unpaid spell fines but i used a wiggling charm and squirmed right out of the chains and escaped

[8ball-wizard]

wizard council is bullshit. can't fucking believe Flat Stanley's Final Sacrifice is a banned spell.

[thequeerwizardcouncil]

Urgent News.

One of the largest threats to queer safety, especially queer youth on the internet, is the KOSA bill. It is effectively a censorship bill that will make access to the internet for queers, nigh impossible and constantly monitored.

Now of course the council's concerns may lie within the queer, but the bill will also affect pro-Palestinian messages, activism, truthful information, etc. It will make it difficult to look for sexual health information, information on Palestine, Sudan, the Congo, climate change, queer history, queer info in general.

It is a bill that the USA is going to use to effectively stop all the criticism against them, all the information on the genocides committed in the name of capital, and block out safe spaces for queers in and out of the closet.

And it is being discussed whether to have it added to the FAA. What does that mean? The FAA was the same way the Tiktok ban was passed so easily, a way for the US to pass bills without much resistance. So you might be thinking:

What is to be done?

Well for one, if you are a member of the council reading this, you are obligated to reblog this and spread the message far and wide. And we mean it. Whether through posters, posts, shouting, protests, whatever you can do, you must do. Even if you aren't a council member, morally you should still do it.

As evidently the internet is in jeopardy.

Other than that, sign these petitions, spread these links and urge others to do so. Call your representatives, email them, mail them, fax them. And again, urge others to do the same.

You don't need to be American to spread this or sign these. And you should care still even if you aren't American, as this will be a global effect if KOSA passes.

stopkosa.com

Woodhull Freedom Foundation | Stop KOSA

change.org | Stop KOSA petition

EFF | KOSA Bill

EFF | Look for your representative sand contact them

We must do anything and everything to keep the internet safe. For all.

So do not fall into despair that we will fail, and do not become complacent thinking we will win. Become active and make sure we win.

For in the dark we endure, and in the light we fight for who you call impure.

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[kinnbig]

I just think Big should have been allowed a knife. or two. as a treat.

[wizardwithaband]

wearing a corset under my robe so i can pull it back and make the wizard council think i have an hourglass figure to make them jealous

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sorry to be posting twice in one day but now I wanna talk about Sybil's last line of dialogue at the end of Wallaru. Bro says "The Spiral will always need its Scion." In terms of new villains always arising, new worlds to explore, etc.

Now of course in the real world this means something totally different than in narrative; for us it means yay Wizard101 will continue and it's not ending and shit and thats good!!! But in universe, I believe that fact would have brought different feelings. Like sadness. Or anger. Or maybe just numbness.

Like if you think about it. The implications. The Wizard will never, CAN never rest. It's an ongoing, neverending thing of always being needed. It's You and ONLY You. There will never NOT be evil. If not GF Spider, then the Schism. If not the Schism, then the Old One. If not the Old One, then someone else. Someone or Something will always come up as a Threat that only the Scion (for some reason. Gods exists here) is expected and able to defeat. When Sybil said that I was legit terrified because gotdamn I can't retire???? I will Always be The Legend who Always saves the day???

Like even setting aside the social consequences of this (the whole people suspecting us/fearing us Thing) imagine what that does to your emotional and mental health. Fuck even physical health. Going through all that strenuous trauma and exercise and magical ordeals and shit???? The pressure of knowing it's the universe at stake, not just you or the world? I actually would have died just in arc 2 personally how the fuck are we supposed to carry this. For the REST. OF OUR LIVES. FOR HOWEVER LONG WE LIVE

✨ Anyways here's hoping the Schism Soldier is arc 5's new big baddie haha #enemiestolovers101 😘✌️💕💕💕

[incorrectdmp]

Murder God: what if. what if i was soso warm and comfy. in a bed. snug as a bug. what then?

Cernos: THEN I WOULD PULL YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE WRITING

[saschacantrip]

The warre is dyre. Dyre indeed, that I should bear witness to TERF content on our bless'd Hellsite. Recover’d from mine injuries, I come to shayre with fellow wysardes mine abjurations most ardent:

1. Control Discourse

2. Alter Textpost

3. ‘Not' Cast Dominate Person

4. Trans Rights

Shouldst thou happen across a surviving TERF (warning; many now specialise in illusion magic), I recommend casting each in succession, followed by the potent hex known as PUNT.

[sorcerous-caress]

You'll have to claw my fireball spell out of my cold dead hands

[mariana-oconnor]

I have absolutely not got out my copy of Waterdeep: Dragon Heist for Baldur's Gate 3 related reasons. I have not been looking at the map at all.

[borclasb]

successfully got 2 friends on tumblr guys, when are we stealing their ouls?

[they-thespian666]

Another skeleton/ wizard combo ft. me :)

[the-useless-wizard-council]

Rest in peace, slutty wizard council. You will be missed.