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Would 🧙‍♂️ you 🫵 Date 🤍 him?

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Single Mages are dying to meet you!

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Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

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man i love fishing

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oooo its the fuckin wizard

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inspired by something a buddy of mine said in call

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he needs it….

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ambiguous mental illness ❌️

my curse #MyCurse ✅️

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does everyone like my wizard idea

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By quite a few metrics of review, Wizards (1977) is not the best movie in the world. While its creation is impressive given its tiny crew, and I really liked the media mixing (in concept), I think there's something to be desired in the script and (most) character design* that was hard to ignore. (Not to mention racialization of certain characters in a way that is super weird.)

HOWEVER. There are two** things that I will cherish. Firstly, please listen to exhibit (a), a real line in this movie. The line delivery for most of these characters is mid at best. In this one instance, it is perfect. "SLUT!" will ring rent-free through my mind forever.

Secondly, (spoilers for this 48-y/o movie) bringing a gun to a magic fight is the correct option and I will never tire of that scene. Never entertain nazi wizards by engaging in battle with them – they don't deserve such an honor. Just get 'em gone!

*except for Peace, whose design is literally peak and they knew it. And the "horses."

**four, actually. The music, when it exists, goes hard. Also, the background art is always incredible.

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One such as I should not be stuck in an elevetor right now. And Yet.

...I should have chosen to learn more utility-spells.

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This ice war is fucked, man. I cast Fireball* at the enemy and the damn thing froze! Froze! Nothing warm persists on the wartorn ice moon, Europa...

*A classic that has never yet let me down.

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magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

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