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Folks are on here like "the President isn't dead until I see the body" talking like there's a chance they'll see it in person.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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girl who gets fired from her job at city planner for making the buildings kiss

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I want more art that takes advantage of Demily's canonical shark teeth

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I should always be depicted with shark teeth. If I'm ever not depicted with shark teeth then I am off model and I denounce that depiction

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small penis win: this girl put on her tight short shorts and didn’t even have a bulge!

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petition for transfems to bring back "#notallmen" and our very own community's spicier flavour "#notalltransmascs" for when people start telling us we're not allowed to talk about experiencing misogyny 👍👍👍

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if 2025 has been good for nothing (politically) so far, let it at least serve as ultimate proof that even if billionaires were to pay their fair share of tax, the government would still misuse it for bullshit. in order for the inequality to actually be solved and the money to be put into something positive like hospitals and not a new USS MinorityAnnihilator, murica would need an actual system to ensure the security of the cash and the welfare of the people. if only we had a name for a system like that...........

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had an interesting convo about how maybe everyone should have guns because the tool isn't inherently bad but "only country where shootings happen on a regular basis" is just a fallacy because coincidentally its both the most major fighter for gun distribution and also such a shitty country for everyone so people really want to commit gun violence

like if norway had the second amendment they would be going to free therapy on their lunchbreak armed with a salmon colored ar-15

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every three months I find a new sauce to put on absolutely everything possible until i create a culinary crime disgusting enough to shove the half-full sauce bottle in the deepest depths of the sauce cabinet forever

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the amount of times I've wanted to crawl into my shower curled in a ball is probably in the thousands, but for whatever reason the amount of times I've actually done so is zero

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If we didn’t introduce children to erasers at school, they’d find it easier to celebrate and accept failure and better understand the permanence of their actions earlier on in life.

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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the phone?