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Wooly Approved

I approved this post

I also made this for the Minecraft server I play in a lot. Wooly is my character for online stuff. My big bro helped me make him, and I've been on a small spree making things for them lol The og pic my brother drew for Wooly is my pfp

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What the fuck is this 😭😭😭😭

Sometimes I forgor how goofy Star Trek can be/look and then I get fun little reminders like this one and lose it.

I MEAN LOOK- The fucking little bugs just chilling there like Picard and Riker didn't just pew pew the queen into dust two seconds ago.

And on that note, where the fuck did they come from? Like these little babies were just chilling with the queen in the dude's body right? I get maybe they just crawled out as they were dyeing and then shriveled up on the ground but why do they low key look like they fucking exploded out of the body 😭And weren't they a different color? Why do they look like they have so much blood on them? ALSO also, the fucking arms look so photoshopped on it's killing me- AND THE SMOKE COMING FROM THE BODY I CAN'T

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Bear And Breakfast is a fucking masterpiece

I got this game a day or two ago and I love it so much 10/10 funny as heck and super cute. Anyway here's how my playthrough is going so far and just know that the only reason there aren't more bedrooms is because the people unfortunately have standards.

The profit goes crazy frfr

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I FUCKING CAN'T WITH THIS GAME OMG

Officially my favorite Sherlock Holmes so far solely because this moment was SO absurd and made me laugh for a solid few minutes. First, bro makes a thing to pull himself and the fucking Rosetta Stone through the sealing, not too bad right? But then IMMEDIATELY AFTER he fucking Tony Hawks this shit and grinds the ropes on the stone, tosses something at us as he goes by. Then we get a fucking png of a note falling down to us and we're just standing there like this a totally normal thing happening. And as per usual, Watson is being the only normal person in the room and looking baffled at the tomfoolery happening above the three of them.

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Playing another Sherlock game smh

This one is called "Sherlock Holmes versus Arsene Lupin" and it was made in 2008 and it's SOOOOO much better than the other one I played as far as gameplay and the puzzles so far. I got this letter and BOI did this catch me off guard. Like, is it just me or is this guy flirting with Sherlock?

More screenshots if you need a better look + What bro is talking about with his disguise at my feet \/

I found the letter in the locked box after I did some puzzle shit to open it.

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I'M SO EVIL AND I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO BE-

Alright, chat. So I have cassette tapes and I like to make playlists from time to time. All cool and good and this is the second playlist I've put on tape, it's Jinx from Arcane Themed and that's lovely. It being a Jinx playlist is very important so let's remember that for later my fellow Arcane enjoyers. Each side is 30 min long for a total of an hour-long playlist, very nice. What's NOT lovely or nice is that I accidentally didn't leave room on the B side for the last song. Eh not that bad right? WRONG. I just so happened to put Ma Meilleure Ennemie at the end right after House of Memories of all songs and only the first part of the intro to Ma Meilleure is played before it gets abruptly cut off by the tape not having any more space... So all I get to hear is House of Memories finish with "Promise me a place, in your house of memories..." Few moments of silence... (Build up to the final song but gets cut off right before the drums/the good shit-) AND IF THAT'S NOT THE MOST TIMEBOMB SAD SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN/HEARD THEN IDK WHAT IS THIS IS TOO EVIL It's the goddamn song that we all know and love but it ended before we got to really enjoy it. It ended far too soon for me to be happy or satisfied but I know if I could just have a few more minutes on that tape I'd feel so much more satisfied, even if I only got to listen to it once. SOUND LIKE SOME PEOPLE WE KNOW-

In case you can't read all the songs:

A Side: 1. Paint The Town Blue 2. Cherry Bomb 3. Snakes 4. Get Jinxed 5. Alien Blues 6. So What 7. T-Rex 8. Bust Your Kneecaps 9. Get Him Back 10. Femininomenon B Side: 1. Villain 2. The Baddest 3. Beautiful Is Boring 4. Blood In The Water 5. Centuries 6. Enemy 7. Blame It On The Kids 8. Ashes 9. House Of Memories 10. Ma Meilleure Ennemie

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Sighhhhhhhhhhhh I know what I must do and I know I definitely have the strength to do it.

Ligon deez nuts I hate my sense of humor.

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And they were jellyfish-mates

Oh my god they were Jellyfish-mates

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You see how he's sitting while awaiting trial? Very mindful, very demure, very cutesy.

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Rewatching ST: TNG for the first time since I was 10 ish

Okay so I started watching Star Trek: The Next Generation over again for the first time in years because I know I love the show but I feel like I've forgotten a lot about it and I'm 16 now so I've changed a fair bit. I also wanted a review before I watch the newer Star Treks like Picard and such. So cue me watching the first episode all happy and ready to see my fav characters again and bro, literally the first episode and the first time we see my boi Data and he's over here in the background rolling/stretching(?) his fingers for no fucking reason [I mean that as affectionately as possible]. Like, this man has literally no reason to do that but he does it anyway. Has he always done this when getting ready to work or did he pick this up from someone during his days at the academy? Did he just want to show off and look pretty for the camera? I know he has other quirks like tilting his head a little when he's confused or processing new/a lot of information and I love that about him, but now I know it's canon he does this too and I couldn't be happier. He looks like me when I'm about to eat the most scrumptious snack of my life. (Sorry for shity pic but it's all I got.)

Will be ranting about Star Trek more for the next few weeks if I can remember to post here.

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I mumble the whole "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, when the walls fell" thing when I'm alone and sometimes when I'm in a group setting I zone out and let it slip and this happens. It makes me wheeze every time. 😭

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

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CHAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE

So I went shopping recently and I found these guys. There was a BUNCH of them for sale there and they didn't even have everyone! So naturally I got only the best characters I could find. But fr, I was surprised they had Hugh and like 3 or four different Geordi's. They had a Geordi from the one episode where he was turning into a freaky alien 😭. When I say they made everyone into an action figure, I mean EVERYONE. Bruh even Lieutenant Broccoli was there😭. I would have gotten Q if they had him there but unfortunately, they did not. They did have a Lore but we don't stand that man in this house so he didn't come home with me this time. I'm thinking about getting at least the rest of the bridge crew next time I go back if they're still there. Maybe even Lt Broccoli or alien Geordi for the lolz. I get Lore and Dr Soong so I can recreate the family meet-up during Thanksgiving.

I'm sooooo tempted to open them but idk...

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Drawing with my sibs is fun as heck

HAPPY NEW YEAR I don't draw hardly at all so this is my attempt at doing art for the funny. I did a drawing on Magma with my sibs and this is what I did. You got your Viktor from Arcane and the guy in the bottom right is one of my big bro's characters.

The "Man, who is this diva?" was written by Donnie and was first ment for Viktor at first and the best part is that they haven't watched Arcane at all. Little bro just knew😭

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I was playing a Sherlock Holmes game my sib got me and this shit too funny😭. It's so bad it's good My siblings made some memes out of funny moments while I was playing so here you go.

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This with Bee Gees 'Stayin Alive' will keep me happy and occupied for a solid hour

bouncy

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I've drawn the turtles as Dandy's World characters cuz my brother got me addicted to Dandy's World.....

I mostly tried to match them biased on personality, especially Glisten. I know besides the color changes the changes I made to make them look more like the turtles are their pre-movie/final episodes gear but Raph has the messed up eye from the movie, I just felt pre-movie Leo fit Glisten better and I felt it would help me make more changes than just adding the black bandaids, plus I couldn't resist giving Raph the messed up eye.......

anyways, I might make this into an actual AU and if I do I probably won't make it a whole ass story, tho I'll definitely make lore for it, but we'll see.

Also, I don't know who April should be, or frankly anyone else tbh, I'm open to suggestions tho

final note; I need people to play Dandy's World with 😭 I've played with my brother and his friends a few times but I feel kinda bad about doing so

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Funny moments with the fam #2

DD walking to the kitchen: Hey, you cutting up a mango?

Me: No I'm writing a news paper- Of course I'm cutting up a mango!

Silence

DD: Mango, man-walk, man-sit, man-stop.

Me: Man-can't-breath, man-fucking-dies. Chuckling

DD: Man-turns-into-spirit, man-ascends. man-turns-into-wife-and-single-mother

Me: WHAT- Okay I'm putting that on Tumbler lmao. "Man-turns-into-wife-and-single-mother" like does he just fucking possess his wife now that he's dead?

DD: No I said man-makes-wife-into-single-mother! Cuz he's dead!

Me: OH-

Much laughter ensues