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7. Fish tank pebbles

Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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I think it’s a good thing that my girlfriend doesn’t have an Instagram account because she could post like.. a blurry photo of her left ear and I’d still comment something like

Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️ Love it ❤️

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I literally had a dream about this post last night. I had a dream someone reblogged it and the tags were like #WAIT NO IMAGINE IF THE SHIRT HAD A GUN ON IT and I was literally so confused trying to figure out what bit they were referring to

I had a dream that I bumped into Jerma and he somehow agreed to help put up a shelf in my house. He was rly struggling and at one point he got so frustrated he was like “THAT’S IT!” And took his shirt off only to reveal the same shirt underneath.. and he just kept doing that for a while

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I had a dream that I bumped into Jerma and he somehow agreed to help put up a shelf in my house. He was rly struggling and at one point he got so frustrated he was like “THAT’S IT!” And took his shirt off only to reveal the same shirt underneath.. and he just kept doing that for a while

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Naming a cat ‘Tiddles’ is like asking god to bestow the soul of a demon unto the cat

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Wearing funky dangly earrings in public is all fun and games until I’ve gotta take them off so I can run like a drunk girl taking off her heels so she can stumble home

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I want a pill organisation box but each box is a little bed that I can tuck my antidepressants into with a lil blanket and give them a little goodnight kiss

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Adding sugar to my tea just to feel something

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6. Salt lamps

SHLURP

Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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She sells seashells on the seashore but the shells she sells are actually fake lumps of plastic drop shipped from Bangalore.

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5. Crystals

I don’t care for it’s healing properties I want to know it’s TASTE

Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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4. Glowing hot metal

Now that’s a CRUNCH

Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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3. Lava

The orange part is like the middle of a brownie and the black part is the corner piece

Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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2. Molten glass

It’s divine

Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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Things I want to eat, but are sadly not edible

Disclaimer: don’t eat these things.

1. Sea Glass

Forbidden gummies go cronch

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The Apple that fell on Newton’s head must be sooo famous in Apple Heaven