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The houthi pirates in the red sea are about to find out a terrible lesson:

Touch Uncle Sam’s ships, and get obliterated by the wrath of a thousand suns.

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I see the houthis terrorists desire for more bombs on their heads.

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Autism is like a double-edged sword, now that I think about it.

On one hand, you have a unique one-of-a-kind mindset that lets you see things in a way no one else could.

On the other hand, you receive 1d4 psychic dmg/turn any time someone talks to you.

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I am 5’5” and every single inch is filled with spite

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Whenever I get the motivation to start writing a fanfic idea, my brain always goes “but wait! what if the plot was like this?” and then I’m back at the brainstorming stage in a macabre cycle of anti-productivity. I am like sisyphus, eternally pushing a boulder of strange ideas up the hill of indecisiveness, and unlike sisyphus, I am not happy.

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They turned metal sonic into a pronoun 😭😭

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“God, I’m such an amazing and talented person. I’m the pinnacle of humanity blessed by the gods themselves. I am perfection incarnate.”

- Me after completing one (1) task

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Me in the past, looking for a new fanfic to read: Oh, neat, a quaint little RWBY x Mario crossover fic. Might as well give it a little read.

Me in the present, balls-deep in a massive multi-universe crossover series with the wildest plot imaginable:

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With the knowledge that the AO3 DDoS and subsequent DNS attacks were orchestrated by a russian hacker group, possibly sponsored by their government, moonlighting as a sudanese hacker group, I can already foretell the amount of gay russian oligarch revenge porn fics being drafted as we speak.

As an ambassador from r/noncredibledefense, I wholeheartedly accept this new alliance. Bullying the russian government is the god-given duty of all human beings.

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LEGO.com: Your order has been shipped!

Me, staring at the tracking page like a hawk for days on end:

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An NPC has fallen into the toxic sludge in gm_bigcity! Build the airboat, and begin the rescue!

Uh oh, that was RDM! Convince the admin!

New LEGO Garry's Mod®.

Each set sold separately. Background models not included.

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Time to place your bets, everyone. How is elon going to ruin twitter next? Personally, I’m betting on all accounts requiring a paid subscription to post tweets.

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pokemon scarvio as textposts

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positive affirmations!

i have not been poisoned by a witch

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International Dog of Violence

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Virtual youtubers are simultaneously the best and worst thing to have happened to me. Best because they managed to help me and thousands of others get through the isolated hell that was lockdown, worst because I now refuse to watch any streamer that isn’t a cute anime girl/boy making funny noises.