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All tattoos are temporary tattoos if you're not planning on keeping the limb

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Ok Which One Of You Pied-Piping Pussies Cursed Me With Insomnia I Just Want To Talk

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The Internet is a gift to this world because anyone can create anything. The Internet is also a terrible horrible thing because Anyone can create Anything

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Tiny bug just landed ON my finger AS I was typing. Do you think it's like a little ride for him serious question

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This is so homophobic Alexa play Born This Way

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Ah! My first follower, @cheezbot!

Get Ready

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Being on the Internet and only going out every blue moon really just shows how big the divide is between internet people and non internet people.

I make a reference and every memelord in a five mile radius will finish it for me, while the Normies gaze upon us in horror and awe. I tell a joke that I most CERTAINLY did not create and I am praised like a hero for my perfect humour. We would be gods if we ever left the house but we cannot bring ourselves to do so.

Not to mention that internet humour is, as a general rule, so ridiculous and downright insane that no one cares come near us anyway. They fear us for the same thing they Revere us for, we locked the door but was it really to keep them out or to keep us in, etc. etc. I'm not a poet

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Thrilled And Delighted To Realize That I Have Added A Good Ingredient Into My Food That I Forgot About And It Tastes Marvelous 

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Absolutely devastated as I learn once again that, although I am terribly hungry and have put all this time and effort into cooking something, I am cruelly forced to wait until it... Dramatic gasp... Cools

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Realized that the longer I go without sleep, the more I crave grilled cheese sandwiches

The implications are endless

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How do characters run so much without Dying?

Had multiple situations recently where I was running (either because I was being chased or because I just got a burst of energy and decided to sprint down the hill) and I Get It Now. I understand how protagonists run and jump and parkour for so long without collapsing. The speed demons in your ankles make you and I don't know what happens if you don't because why would I disobey the Ankle Demons who do you think I am

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Stayed up all night to reset my sleep schedule or something (just didn't feel like going to sleep so I Just Didn't) and I had the actual whole shebang. Nice drink, good book, comfy couch, I even had a crackling fire for atmosphere.

Except the drink was a way-too-strong fruity mango thing because we had flavour packets in the cabinet and I wanted something caffeinated to drink at four a.m., the book was about demonic possession/murder probably, the couch was some bright blue foam rearrangeable thing that looks like this

Except Worse and Bad and the fire was a ten hour video I found on YouTube because I couldn't handle the buzzing of the florescent lights

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Ok we've all heard the term Sugar Tits but why stop there? Might I suggest:

-Honey thighs

-Syrup ass

-Barbeque knees

And plenty more! Get creative people