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Slender minding his own business:

Trender: What do you think is better this..... Or... That?

Trender: brother look!

Trender: Bro even you look better than him. *points at some person*

Trender: Man, what are you doing today?

Trender pocking Slender: Hey Brother-

Slender: GIVE ME ROOM TO BREATH!

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My Shayla, Sally

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Y/n: Hey, Handsome ;)

Slender:...

Trender: Hey I don't want to ruin your chance, but he's too old for you."

Y/n, looking between trender and Slender: Uh- how old is he?

Trender: 63-

Y/n: oh that's not bad, I thought he was much older.

Trender: -2, he's 632, he is too old trust me.

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Funfact: since camera's were invented the Slender bro's Like taking pictures, literally all the time. They think it's much better than posing for portraits for hours.

Also, Splendor while being the only brother with actual facial features, even if they look almost cartoonish the Creeps reportedly say that they get uncanny Valls the most from him and it doesn't help that no matter how much he tries to look Less Creepy on photo's it always back fires.

( Trender is the one with the ear piercings because he is cool like that )

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Resilience ft. Jane The Killer

If you ask Jane herself she would tell you, that yes. She was always resilient, strong independent and clever from a young age.

Always helping those in need, whether it be in kindergarten helping smaller children climb or helping shush their cries, or helping her parents, no matter how much she moved how many schools she went to she had no problems, none that she hadn't taken care of herself anyway.

No matter how hard a test, a lecture or just the simple act of helping her Abuela was, she was resilient enough to endure it.

And even now, her skin is scarred from the fire she survived, No more the teenager who took great success in her almost flawless looks, no hair on top of her head underneath the wig, she is resilient in a way that even Jane herself admires.

Nightly Terrors visit her in her dreams, not as much as they used to, and yet too many for Jane's liking. And yet she pushes through, nothing more left of her life than she had before the fire took it, before he took it. Nothing more was left of the version she was, just a shell of herself and an opportunity for her to make the best of it.

And Jane does, she tries. Using the resilience all the adults told her she had before they all vanished, trying to blossom underneath the ash-covered dirt her life was.

The skin once soft now turned leathery, in a way it's made her more robust, swearing she wouldn't let anyone harm her again, her resilience, her mind, Jane herself being the only thing to push on. To continue, and she will.

Even if it is behind a porcelain mask.

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Y/n: Your honour he's innocent!

Jeff, standing there drenched in blood:

The Judge:

Y/n:

The Judge:

Y/n: Okay. I see your point.

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Hey! Do you still do creepypasta request?

I do. Coming back from my deep frost and seeing my request box empty is sad and doesn't help my cause with trying to write again, so please feel free to ask away

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Ben: OH SHIT THE QUEEN IS DEAD!

Jeff: NO FUCKING WAYY! UR JOKING?!

Ben: NO IM NOT!

[Slender and Helen in the Kitchen]

Helen: Wow... Can't believe I outlived the Queen of England

Slender, reading newspaper: Not my First Queen I outlived

Helen: I-

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Random headcanons that don't make sense

Slender is half German Half British cus I have that feelin'

Jeff has some eating issues

obsessed Nina isn't a thing

The Pastas have a lot of respect for each other and especially for Slender

Toby hates Masky that's why he's annoying him till max

Lj trips over his own feet lol

Sally only talks to Ej, Jeff or one of the Slender brothers cus Trauma.

The biggest bitch in the Creepy pasta Vers is Jeff- I feel like he's really picky 'bout anything

Trender is Sad that only a few write about him (yes he stalks Tumblr accounts, I'm pretty sure he saw that cringe Mansion phase back in 2016 on Wattpad lol)

Liu hates Vanilla ice cream

Sully punches him self so Liu has the pain

Zero's fav number is 9

Ben is allergic to peanuts

Drunk Helen will send nudes, that's why he's not rlly drinking- He calls it the Ja-ja incident

Jason knows about this situation, and keeps it but if you ask nice enough (just make sure he's drunk) he's talking like a waterfall about the incident.

I guess- that's it for know imma post more- but for now take that.

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Tim, waking up: OH SHIT! SHIT SHIT FUCKING CHRIST, TOBYYYYYY WERE TO LATE FOR OUR FUCKING MISSION!

Meanwhile Toby on said mission, running against Doors: Lol can't believe Tim slept in LMAO

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Toby and Tim(and possibly Brain) Fatherly Bonding?

Tim and Toby bonding

Brian is a sceptical Person like about anything, and he was too when this young boy, with no social skills, traumatized and just awkward in every way got picked up by Slender.

Tim was the first who really did something with Toby, Brian only did throw snarky comments on him

Brian didn't understand that Toby is like he is, yes he is a picker eater in some way and will totally either throw a fit over the food or just throw the food straight into trash if it's not what he likes.

But the first time these two actually interacted was surprising to all people around them.

Brian was cutting and editing a video clip (it's his hobby making small movies and allat.), and somehow his computer decided that it needed to stop working. Guess who helped him. Right, no one, so he's starts rambling how he hates this place (might hurt slenders feelings a bit) until Toby stops by the door frame and just stares.

Toby's thought's: "Should U help him?" "No" "But... I'm not mean so... Yes?" "But he's an asshole to me!" "I just help him:)" "or not" "ah- whatever"

In the end, he asked Brian what's wrong, and Brian reluctantly told Toby that he had problems with the new editing program that he uses.

This also takes place months after Toby joined, he didn't have any hobbies prior, but he was always fascinated with movies and now that he is finally free to enjoy his life, he does and to Brian's luck and surprise Toby too uses that program, not for the same reasons Brain does, but to make fun little edits of him and just fuck around and find out about things, like the editing program for one.

"So you can help me, is that what you're saying?" Brian watched the currently nail biting idiot in front of him as Toby stared at the monitor before slowly nodding. "Yeah."

He couldn't. They both tried. Instead, Brian accidentally deleted 3 hours of editing process. However, Toby knew how to get that back. And saved Brian from a legitimate crashout.

Since then, Brian - on the rare occasion - invites Toby to either watch him edit or just talk about editing videos/movies and whatnot. Unfortunately, Brian isn't a big fan of Toby. He gets easily annoyed with him, and most of the times it's not even Toby's fault. It's how Brian is. But they are getting there

Hopefully.

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Ben: I- Jeff: Bitch! You said u want thicc thighs so i got you the thicces chick they had! Ben: I meant chicken, chicken to EAT! NOT SOME RANDOM ASS PERSON! Jeff: THEN WHY WOULD SAY IT LIKE TH- Ben: Cant dip some thicc bitch in ma ranch, idiot

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Brought a tablet for 1200 $, and all do is tracing stock images Lmao

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Worldbuilding -> Immortality

For starters, None of the 'Immortal beings' are actually 'Immortal, i like to call them 'dying slower than your average human'. Of course they can push 3.000 years of living, but in the end even they would die of old age. They can contract Diseases and die from them too, not to mention getting killed and that stuff.

Of course they don't die that easily, "not so easily killed" would be the perfect description for what i'm going for. They do have better immunesystems than humans do, espacially eldritch beings, but death by any Human sickness is impossible for anything other than for Humans themselves.

Demons, on the other hand, can sometimes contact human diseases and get lightly sick, though it's just that they get lightly sick with a caught or a running nose nothing more.

The interesting part is that Demons, and Eldritch beings (fae's) can get Tuberculosis for example, carry it in their bodies, and if for some reason they would be in a situation with a human, were they could get infected they will. A lot of them actually carry many diseases that could kill humans in them, which is why if they work with humans or have human employees, they need to go to a special doctor to either 1. Confirm that they don't have anything or 2. Get medication either for them (but most of the time) for their employees.

On another note, if they wouldn't constantly kill another or diseases break out that actually kill eldritch and Demons alike, they would, at a certain age, get the same symptoms as any human. However, I have just one OC who's that age, and they are like 30.000 years old and have dementia. However, the high born society just gaslight themselves that they don't get these "lowly human illnesses." Except for Elves. They know that they're not that much different from a humans live circle.

There's also death, not the or a grim reaper, just death, the concept. And it's the only thing that is truly responsible for every death in every universe knows every realm. There's no life because in my Canon, it's "Live always finds a way," and the only thing keeping populations in check is death. But death has been tricked a long time ago by said long-lived species and is sure to remind them every once in a while that defying death comes with a much gruesome fate. (That's why they regularly break out into war or just get multiple plagues and such)

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I'm literally so late to ask this.. but if you want to, could I request what's the Slenderbros ideal partner would be?

Good question I never thought about and also I've been feeling in the mood to finally write again lmao

They all do have just some quirks they prefer their partners to have. I have to admit that I like to think that if they just click with their partners, they'll certainly pursue a relationship with that person.

Splendor

As a joyful force to be recond with he too looks for a partner that at least has the same patience for being overly -or just normally- positive about things, he is a people pleaser sometimes much to his dismay. Giddy and cheerful that he is his partner could preferably be as well.

It's not a must but someone who likes to help him in his attempt to make people happy or at the least content, optimistic and someone who's not shy as he's definitely one of the most extroverted of the four.

I see him meeting y/n in some social work, either helping children or just generally people , no matter what realm they come from. Charity events for animals, climate change, or peaceful protest, someone who's active in those fields are more likely than not to become his parents just because of similar interests and you'll be most likely to meet him at any of those.

Trender

He's creative in any field, not just fashion, be it art, traditional, or digital. He likes to inspire the people around him with his works, and surprisingly, he likes someone who has no clue and much, much less of an idea what to create. He loves to inspire, and he loves it even more if he could just impress a potential partner with his talent.

Of course like I said, if you don't match into their preferences but click otherwise it doesn't matter, so if you are just as focused on creating art and inspiring others that too won't hold him back from courting you.

Offender

For that, I have to elaborate that he is a really well-known comedian with a crude and sometimes offensive humour (hence the name offender, lmao). He's witty and a tease, and on top of that, a massive natural flirt.

It's like dating a bartender. You'd have to be okay with him sometimes acting flirty with no jealousy attached to it. He can't help it. He also wants someone to banter with, one who can take a joke or two on their behalf without getting offended as much, someone who might clock him with their own joke's.

Challenge him, he enjoys it, he's incredibly witty and to the shock of most people quite intelligent it takes a smart man to make so many and so quickly jokes.

Slender

Slender in my Canon, at least, is a bank operator (or CEO if you will). He is first and foremost engrossed in keeping the money flowing where it should. He is confident in his abilities and how he manages his work above all, he does not tolerate him being questioned either about his work or over all his authority, he kinda needs to because otherwise people would just go over his back time and time again.

That being said, he does enjoy a partner with a backbone. More importantly, he is the only one who is hard on this rule. If his potential partner just let's someone walk over them, he counts them out as potential suitors. His partner should also have a brain in his head. While he enjoyed his few bimbo/himbo partners, it's not a sustainable relationship. His position is wanted in the underworld. It's like a shiny ring would be for magpies. Being smart is one thing, the other is being able to at least to some degree being able to defend yourself if someone tries to get to you, he among other things likes a partner who's not afraid to tell him to fuck off because he is being stupid again. A partner who challenges him and others around them, not bending to their will as the others want them too, and even when he finds it annoying when it's directed to him in a moment, he appreciates it deep down.