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Why does gay Santa dress up on Christmas?

Because he sleighs.

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It's 2024 and soon to be 2025... what is going on here, and how is this the first time I've seen this.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.

And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.

People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.

Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.

Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.

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Remember there is nothing here but an empty warehouse full of absolutely not warehouse goblins who hide when someone enters.

occasional posts from users

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It's 2024 and this is the first I have seen this... sure took a long time.

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I mean to be faaaaaaaair cooking and baking use chemistry so in that sense one may in fact lick the chemistry, especially in baking... Like do people think that chemistry wasn't used to make the soda pop or juice you drink??? I feel like Chemistry should be "Yes Sometimes Lick the Science"

Astronomy I-

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It's a horrible pun, and it deserved the groan it got.

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It took me a moment to understand it, and now that I do I am seething.

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I didnt make this but whoever did is a GENIUS

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It astounds me how education has failed people so spectacularly that they have forgotten this.

I'm gonna tell you a secret.....

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The number of people who think batman beyond is better worries me, like yes both of them have great themesongs, but here's the kicker, most people (myself included) never committed batman beyonds themesong to memory, X-men however you need to just do the opening and most 90s kids will know what show you're singing the tune of.

please listen to both theme songs before voting!

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Question About The Actors and Writers Strike

Like I get this strike is about them wanting to get paid and getting better contracts and all... I get it, but like why don't they just walk away? Why don't they just turn away from Hollywood? Like straight up just create their own things, own companies, or heck go and create things on YouTube or create their own websites that have their own movies? Legitimately what is stopping them from just doing a complete overhaul and tearing the entire place down from the roots?

Because these people do have the money and if they wanted to work together to create their own things they could or is there something some kind of NDA or clause that states "No you can't go off on your own and create your own media companies that are not part of the system with better things"?

Am I the crazy one here? Crazy for thinking that just say f you to the whole thing and go and create your own system? I get wanting your money and all of that but if everyone leaves, the entire system falls so why not leave if it's that bad? We have so many other options now to create things do we REALLY need Hollywood as it is now?

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Raised Christian never believed in Santa, only in St Nick who he is based off of and only as a historical figure. I was that one kid who at times and probably why I didn't make a lot of friends, told other kids that Santa was dead or at the very least not real.

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boy, wait till you find out what he had for breakfast.

I’ve never really looked at photos of Rasputin but they’re so unsettling he looks like the type of guy doing sinister shit in your nightmares

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Different Stories Resonate with Different People

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The Most Powerful Lesson From The Movie Merlin That Everyone Has Forgotten

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