X Marks: The Unusual Map - 1st Draft!
Spoilers ahead! New readers can read the first adventure, X Marks: The Unusual Map, here!
Here is the very first Draft of X Marks: The Unusual Map! I’m sharing it in full and unedited because first drafts are never supposed be perfect, and the sooner I got it finished, the sooner I could start improving it!
New readers beware, it reveals big secrets from our first adventure early on, so I recommend you start by reading our first adventure here!
All caught up? Then the script beings after the jump!
Author Note: This was my first attempt writing a script, so all professional scriptwriting conventions and formatting went out the window!
So, BOLD is used to indicate a which character is speaking, followed by the dialouge underneath. Italics are used for describing action and scene setting.
X MARKS
We have what appears to be a montage of Skare D, in different situations, lamplit libraries, mysterious temples, jungle foliage. In reality these are just various rooms of the guild of Explorers.
MACABRE:
Explorers! They are the ones defining this era,
Out in search of new discoveries to share with the world,
Whether they lie beyond the horizon, or shrouded deep in the fog of history.
There has been the discovery of new lands, devices and revelations about our pasts, but the latest discovery that has captured everyone’s imagination is treasure!
With so many on the hunt for treasure an explorer needs ingenuity, bravery and an open mind to ensure the world’s precious treasures are not lost or damaged to greed and ignorance.
And there is no better explorer I can recommend you than Skare D. Kat…
AN ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE GUILD OF EXPLORERS
SKARE D’s HAND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR OF MACABRE’S OFFICE.
MACABRE
Ah Skare D. Come on in…
SKARE.D
Macabre, Sir, I have the scrolls you wanted from the Library.
MACABRE
Excellent, with these it might just prove my theory on the connection between settlers from the Cobalt Kingdom on the design of ornamental swords in Northern Ichor.
SKARE.D
And the greenhouses thought this might brighten up your office.
MACABRE
Aha, an Aromatic Orchid, very hard to grow outside of Partidas country, lets give it a new home on my desk.
SKARE D FOLLOWS MACABRE INTO HIS OFFICE. MACABRE BEGINS ORGANISING THE PARCHMENT ONTO SOME SHELVES AS SKARE D. PLACES THE ORCHID ON HIS DESK. THERE IS A MAP WITH MULTIPLE MARKINGS UPON IT.
SKARE.D
What’s this? A new treasure map.?
MACABRE
Unfortunately not. I’m just keeping an eye on our friends of the Industrial Revolution. A certain Indequano Industries appears to be embarking on many new projects in the forests of Ichor.
SKARE.D
Indequano? Like Sawtooth Indequano? What kind of projects?
MACABRE
Oh, mining, gathering resources, though I suspect they may be hoping to stumble upon hidden treasure…
SKARE.D
But whenever they do discover something interesting, they keep it to themselves – especially treasure!
MACABRE
This is exactly why I’d like your help locating something for our client. Sorry to keep you waiting Mr Vector.
MACABRE
Skare D. this is Mr Vector, Mr Vector this is Skare D. Kat, the explorer I told you about.
SKARE.D
Hello! Skare D. Kat, explorer, pleased to meet you!
VECTOR
Nice to meet ya too! I’m Vector, a fisherman from Okmotl.
SKARE.D
A fisherman! What brings you all the way here?
VECTOR
Well, I’ve just inherited some sort of treasure from my Granpa hidden away in this map…
SKARE.D
A family treasure map! Lets see…
VECTOR
Now, I’m not much of an explorer, but I’ve traipsed up an’ down dead tree valley ‘bout a hundred times, yet found nothing. So I thought it’d be better to have expert cast an eye on it.
Skare D. Turns the map upside down in front of Vector. He’s enlightened.
VECTOR
Ah.
ABOVE THE FOREST – CUTTING IN CLOSER – SCENIC VIEWS
VECTOR
Okay, one more time…
SKARE.D
Now, when read the correct way, this little picture means tree, so we’re looking in the forest.
And by the lake is this big X Mark. And when there’s an X Mark then it’s just a matter of heading towards it, instead of..
VECTOR
Avoiding it?
SKARE.D
Correct!
VECTOR
Heh! Big red Xs that don’ mean STAY AWAY! Who’da thought it?
SKARE.D
Well, when you’re an explorer you have to learn to read all kinds of maps.
VECTOR
Kinda fortunate there’s some of you still left in the country, but say? Why aren’t you out there on exploring the oceans in search of new lands and what not?
SKARE.D
You see, I can’t sail due to a tragic curse…
SKARE.D
I’m too short! And boats are sooo big! And the ropes - I can’t reach them at all!
VECTOR
That’s no curse!
SKARE.D
In the meantime there’s plenty of things to be discovered in this land! For example, your hidden lake!
SKARE D. PUSHES ASIDE SOME BUSHES TO REVEAL THE HIDDEN LAKE
VECTOR
The water’s a lot deeper than on the map.
SKARE.D
It’s quite an old map, the geography’s always going to be changing little by little.
VECTOR
Well you explorers had better a move on. You’ll have no sooner discovered the whole world only to find the bits you started from are completely different.
SKARE.D
We’ll just explore them again!
VECTOR
But then the other parts might be changing’ too!
THEY VENTURE DEEPER INTO THE CAVE.
SKARE.D
Your Grandpa didn’t leave you a map of the inside did he?
VECTOR
Nope. Granpa was never one to be straight forward. Say, what’re you doing?
SKARE.D
Maybe this dead end isn’t so straight forward either…
DUSTS AWAY THE CAVE DIRT, REVEALS HOLES.
SKARE.D
Aha!
VECTOR
A hole?
SKARE.D
Not just any hole, someone made this, and there’s some sort of switch further down…
VECTOR
Well, I’m no explorer, but I reckon whoever made this hole belonged to a race of extremely thin, long armed people…
SKARE.D
Or they had a long bamboo fishing rod such as yourself?
Vector stares at his fishing rod for a beat.
VECTOR
Grandpa!!
Vector places the stick into the hole to hit the switch. We hear the whir of machinery, the far end of the cave is illuminated revealing a treasure chest on a pedestal and a bridge emerges from either end of the ledges.
SKARE.D
AAH! AMAZING!
VECTOR
Wow…Grandpa was a dab hand with a hammer, but I never expected this.
SKARE.D
Lets go!
Vector glances down at the abyss below him.
VECTOR
Uh, ah, I’m more of a man of the land and sea, I’m not too keen on walking on air…
SKARE.D
It’ll be safe, this bridge is really well made, and not a plank is missing.
SKARE D. TESTS THE ROPES, THEY ARE QUITE TAUGHT
VECTOR
I’ll just wait here, you go ahead.
VECTOR PLACES HIS LANTERN DOWN BY HIS FEET AND LEANS ON ONE OF THE BRIDGE POLES, IT BENDS SEVERELY UNDER HIS WEIGHT
SKARE.D
Suit yourself!
SKARE D. HEADS TOWARDS THE LEDGE SMILING AND CONFIDENT – THIS BRIDGE IS REALLY WELL MADE!
HE REACHES THE OTHER LEDGE AND CIRCLES THE PEDESTAL WITH THE CHEST, AFTER A BEAT HE SLOWLY APPROACHES, WHISPERING TO HIMSELF…
SKARE.D
Please no booby traps, please no booby traps…
HE OPENS THE CHEST, AND FLINCHES IN EXPECTATION OF BLOW DARTS, ROLLING BOULDERS, SPIKES. NOTHING HAPPENS.
SKARE.D
All right!
CUT TO VECTOR HE IS STILL LEANING ON THE BRIDGE POLE, WHICH DESPITE BEING WELL MADE, SEEMS TO BE UNDER A LOT OF STRAIN.
SKARE.D
Hey Vector!
SKARE D IS RUNNING BACK ACROSS THE BRIDGE WITH A BUNDLE.
SKARE.D
I found something!
VECTOR STOPS LEANING ON THE BRIDGEPOLE, BUT IN STANDING UP, KNOCKS OVER HIS LANTERN, WHICH SETS IT ON FIRE…
VECTOR
UWAHH! HURRY UP!!
SKARE D RUNS EVEN FASTER.
SNAP! THE ROPES ON ONE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE POLE COME OFF, BUT VECTOR CATCHES.
VECTOR
DON’T WORRY I’LL PULL THEM TAUT!
HE PULLS, BUT HIS STRENGTH IS TOO GREAT AND PULLS THE POLE FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OUT OF THE GROUND. AND HE FALLS DOWN.
THE BRIDGE GIVES WAY ON ONE SIDE AND SKARE D PLUMMETS.
SKARE.D
AH!!
VECTOR
OH NOOOO! Now I’ve done it!! I’ve destroyed an explorer, a priceless treasure and a really well-made bridge all in one go! What am I going to do??
SKARE.D
Well you could stop panicking for a start!
SKARE D. IS BALANCING ON THE OTHER BRIDGE ROPE, TIGHTROPE WALKING ACROSS TO VECTOR!
VECTOR
YOU’RE ALIVE!!
SKARE.D
A broken bridge isn’t going to stop me!
VECTOR
So what kind of treasure does a fisherman hide away like this?
SKARE.D
Well, I’m no fisherman, so I thought it’d be better to have expert cast an eye on it.
SKARE D. PULLS OUT OF THE BUNDLE AN ORNATE GOLDEN FISH.
CROSS FADE
- VECTOR AND SKARE D. ARE WALKING IN THE CAVE BACK TO EXIT.
VECTOR
Thank you so much!
SKARE.D
You’re welcome! That’s a really nice treasure.
VECTOR
Yeah! Wasn’t quite sure what to expect – but there’s some real craftmanship right here.
VECTOR
Sounds like something’s loose, though!
SKARE.D
Yeah, there’s something I can’t figure out, I’ll need a closer look at it outside…
VECTOR, SLIPS THE FISH INTO THE INSIDE OF HIS SHIRT.
VECTOR
Sure thing. Hey look!
VECTOR
We can get out here!
SKARE.D
Hey wait just because there’s light doesn’t mean it’s coming from -
PAN OUT TO ABOUT 20 INDUSTRIALIST GOONIES WORKING IN A WELL LIT CAVE.
SKARE.D
- Outside.
THE GOONIES ALL SLOWY TURN TO LOOK AT SKARE D. AND VECTOR.
GOONIE
Get them!
THE GOONIES SWAMP SKARE D. AND VECTOR. THEY PULL THEM DOWN WITH EASE.
VECTOR
What’s with these guys?! They’re really…strong!
SKARE.D
They’re Goonies – Industrialists!
VECTOR
What are they doing out here!
SAWTOOTH
Working for me, the world’s greatest industrialist…
SKARE.D
Sawtooth Indequano!
SAWTOOTH
That’s riiiiiight!
SAWTOOTH
And I know exactly why you’re here….
CUT TO BLACK.
INT: BLAST ROCK CAVERN
SKARE D. AND VECTOR ARE SAT ON THE GROUND WITH THEIR HANDS TIED, SURROUNDED BY GOONIES. SAWTOOTH IS PACING IN FRONT OF THEM..
SAWTOOTH
It doesn’t take much for an intelligent mind such as mine to work out exactly what you’re here for…
SKARE.D
It doesn’t?
SAWTOOTH
YES! This! Blast Rock! The world’s most volatile mineral.
SKARE.D
Huh?
VECTOR
What would we want with a silly old rock?
SAWTOOTH
Playing innocent, huh? GOI! Give them a demonstration!
GOI
Yes Sir!!
GOI HOLDS A PIECE OF BLAST ROCK, POINTING IT AWAY FROM HIMSELF, HE GINGERLY TAPS THE ROCK WITH A HAMMER SHOOTING A BLAST OF ENERGY BETWEEN SKARE D. AND VECTOR.
VECTOR
Uwah!
SAWTOOTH
This rare resource creates a powerful blast from the lightest of impacts! That’s why you’re here! You saw through all my decoy projects and somehow discovered my secret blast rock mine, hoping to sneak some from under my nose!
SKARE.D
This is just a misunderstanding, I had no idea industrialists were working here…
VECTOR
Yeah! I’m just a fisherman and my friend here was just exploring…
SKARE.D
Shh!
SAWTOOTH
Exploring? You’re an explorer?
SKARE.D
Nah! He meant to say, uh, deploring. I was just deploring. (Dismissive, posh voice) This is an extremely shoddy cave, don’t you think Vector?
SAWTOOTH
Shaddup! The only time explorers go exploring is when there’s…treasure…
SAWTOOTH’S EYES LIGHT UP
SAWTOOTH
HAND OVER YOUR TREASURE!
SKARE.D & VECTOR
*GESTURING TO TIED HANDS*
How??
SAWTOOTH
BOYS! GIVE ‘EM A SPIN CYCLE!
LIKE WORKER ANTS THE GOONIES LIFT UP SKARE D. AND VECTOR AND ROLL THEM ABOUT ON THE SPOT. ALONG WIT SOME SMALL CHANGE, THE GOLDEN FISH LANDS UPON THE GROUND.
VECTOR
My Treasure!
SAWTOOTH
Magnificent….
Tell you what! I’ll keep this, you keep your traps shut and you can get outta my sight with only minor injuries.
SKARE.D
Why? It’s not yours! Why would you want it?
SAWTOOTH
Because something as fine as this would be much better off in the private collection of the world’s greatest industrialist to be than in the smelly hands of a mere fisherman!
VECTOR
Grandpa….I’m sorry…
SKARE.D
…
SAWTOOTH
Goi, take this back to the lab. Boys, get rid of these losers.
SKARE.D
Give it back.
SAWTOOTH
What?
SKARE.D
Give back that treasure right now or it’ll be the second mistake you make today.
SAWTOOTH
Give it back or you’ll do what? Huh?
You’re all tied up, what could you…wait. What was the first mistake?
SKARE.D
You tied up the wrong bits!
SKARE D. IS CROUCHING DOWN, WITH HIS FREE FEET HE SUDDENLY SPRINGS UPWARDS, SPINNING THROUGH THE AIR. HE MANAGES TO CUT HIS HANDS LOOSE ON A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT, AND AS GOONIES ATTEMPT TO STOP HIM HE BEGINS BOUNCING ON THEIR HELMETS TOWARDS GOI.
HE LANDS ON GOI, AND GRABS THE FISH.
SAWTOOTH IS MOMENTARILY SHOCKED THEN LUNGES, SKARE D. BACKFLIPS AND LANDS ON SOMETHING.
SKARE.D
As an explorer, I won’t let such an interesting treasure be lost out of greed!
SKARE D. IS DRAMATICALLY LIT UNDERNEATH. WE CUT TO DRAMATICALLY LIT REACTION SHOTS FROM VECTOR, SAWTOOTH, GOI, THE GOONIES AND BACK TO SKARE D.
SKARE.D
Hmm?
THE DRAMATIC LIGHTING IS EMANATING FROM A LARGE BLAST ROCK SKARE D. BACKFLIPPED ONTO.
SAWTOOTH
RUN!!
THE GOONIES DROP VECTOR AND RUN LEFT, PAST SKARE D. WHO JUMPS OF THE ROCK AND RUNS RIGHT AS IT STARTS EMITTING ENERGY BLASTS IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
THESE BLASTS STRIKE BLAST ROCKS IN THE CAVERN WALLS WHICH GLOW AND EMIT BLASTS IN A CHAIN REACTION.
SAWTOOTH AND THE GOONIES FLEE FROM RIGHT TO LEFT CARRYING EQUIPMENT.
SKARE D. AND VECTOR FLEE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT WITH THE GOLDFISH.
THE CAVE HAS COMPLETLEY CAVED IN.
SKARE.D
Well. That’ll keep them busy!
VECTOR
What..What was that?!
SKARE.D
Oh? Heh! Heh! Just a little acrobatics – some people called me the “Human Cannonball”.
VECTOR
Not just that!! You got so mad at them taking my treasure – what was all that about not letting interesting treasure be lost out of greed?
SKARE.D
Well, treasure can be more than just gold you know? It has all kinds of secrets, histories and messages to tell, but keep it in a private collection, or melt it down for gold and that all disappears…
Which is why, if there are more fantastic treasures and discoveries out there – I’m going to find them before they’re lost to everyone!
VECTOR
You mean this treasure might have a message for me?
SKARE.D
Yeah! Now let’s find out!
CUT TO EXT. LAKE.
SKARE D. PEERS OUT OF THE CAVE.
SKARE.D
No Industrialists here! Let’s hurry…
VECTOR
Hey! Looks even better in the sunlight! Now, REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!!
SKARE.D
So, Vector, you know your fish, what kind is it?
VECTOR
Well this would be an Ichorian River Tuna, and a pretty good likeness.
SKARE.D
Pretty good?
VECTOR
Well the gills are a bit off, they shouldn’t lie across.
SKARE.D
Don’t you think those sideways gills look familiar?
VECTOR
Huh?
SKARE.D
See - this is an old symbol for water, just like the one on your map….
VECTOR
AH! A MESSAGE! JUST LIKE YOU SAID!
SKARE.D
Yeah!
VECTOR
So the message means I have to put the fish in the lak-
BOOM!!
UPON CONTACT WITH THE WATER THE GOLDFISH SHOOTS OFF LIKE A ROCKET, KNOCKING SKARE D. AND VECTOR BACK TO THE WALLS OF THE LAKE IN A SPRAY OF WATER. THE SILVERFISH IS PROPELLED ALONG THE LAKE AT HIGH SPEED.
SKARE.D
That’s quite a powerful message…
VECTOR STARES AT THE FISH WITH A DAWNING REALISATION.
VECTOR
That’s ‘cause it’s not just a message – it’s a test!
VECTOR STEPS UP TO THE LAKE, POLE DRAWN.
SKARE.D
You’re - you’re going to catch that!? It’s not going to -
VECTOR
Bite? Well, patient as I am, there are times when fishing requires a more…proactive approach!
“ACTIVE PURSUIT”!
SKARE.D
Ahh!
THE ARC OF VECTORS LINE IS SEEN TRAVELLING TOWARDS THE APPROACHING JETSTREAM OF THE SILVERFISH. THE TWO LINES INTERSECT IN AN EXPLOSION IN THE WATER.
VECTOR
RRrrrgh!
VECTOR PULLS THE FISH OUT OF THE WATER TOWARDS HIM, IT’S MOUTH IS NOW OPEN.
SKARE.D
Amazing!
VECTOR
Aww, I’m still practicing…Say…
HANDING THE FISH TO SKARE D, VECTOR REACHES INSIDE IT’S MOUTH AND PULLS OUT A DRAWSTRING BAG…
SKARE.D
What would your Grandpa be testing you for?
VECTOR
To see if I was worthy of a real heirloom…
This is the stuff of fisherman legends, Glepnir Spider silk, the strongest in the world, in other words –
An unbreakable fishing line!!
SAWTOOTH
Unbreakble string, huh? Well that sounds very interesting…
*BANG*
A CAGE BURSTS OUT THE LAKE AND CAPTURES VECTOR.
SKARE.D
Vector!
VECTOR
Uwaaa!
THE LAKE WATER RECEDES AS A MACHINE RESEMBLING A HOVERCRAFT AND A CRANE RISES FROM BENEATH THE LAKE.
VECTOR IS HOISTED UP TO THE TOP OF THE MACHINE’S MAST, BELOW HIS LIES A GIANT ARTICULATED HAND CLASPING A GIANT YOYO.
SAWTOOTH IS SITTING IN A COCKPIT AT THE BASE OF THE MACHINE.
SAWTOOTH
This will be very useful for my next invention!
SKARE.D
What did I tell you about taking away a treasure?
SAWTOOTH
Blah, blah,blah. I’m not taking it away, see he’s going with it!
GOI! How go the preparations?
GOI
3 minutes until all necessary calculations are complete, Sir!
VECTOR
Calcu –calculations for what?!
SAWTOOTH
The cannon of course! This lab’s not very mobile, so we have a nice big cannon to send stuff back to my factories.
VECTOR
WHAT?!
SKARE.D
You think I’m going to wait 3 minutes to let you do that?
SAWTOOTH
Of course not.
*BAM* THE GIANT YOYO SMASHES INTO THE GROUND BEFORE SKARE D. AN EXPLOSION EITHER SIDE.
SKARE.D
VECTOR! I’ll get you down from...whatever this is!
SAWTOOTH
Since you liked messing around with blast rock earlier, you can have lots of fun with my Yellow Obnoxious Youth Obliterator!
GOI
Or YOYO for short!
SAWTOOTH
I told you before Goi, we’re not calling it that…
Huh?
Skare D. has jumped onto the cock pit, and it running towards the mast. He tries to climb up it, but it is too smooth for a proper grip. Goi pops out a hatch and throws him back to the shore and the Yoyo attacks him again.
SKARE.D
Shoot! In that case…
Skare D. makes a dash to the bottom of the hovercraft and tries to kick the inflated bottom in an attempt to burst it. He sinks in, but the rubber is ultimately too tough and shoots him back to shore, and into the range of the yoyo.
SAWTOOTH
Wahahahahahaha! This machine was created by one of the world’s greatest minds – me! It has no weaknesses and is obviously no match for someone so-
SAWTOOTHS AGGRANDIZING IS INTERUPPTED BY SKARE D. REPEATEDLEY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE DOME OF THE COCKPIT, TRYING TO SEE IF IT WILL BREAK.
SKARE.D
Hmm…
SAWTOOTH
CUT IT OUT!!
SAWTOOTH SPRINGS OPEN THE COCKPIT MOMENTARILY TO FIRE SKARE D. BACK TO SHORE ONCE AGAIN.
SAWTOOTH
DIDN’T I JUST SAY IT HAS NO WEAKNESSES?! WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING?!
SKARE.D
I wouldn’t be much of an explorer if I couldn’t find some way to kick your butt!
SAWTOOTH
#!$%@!#!!
VECTOR
…
VECTOR STARTS LOOKING AROUND HIS CAGE TO HELP.
THE YOYO DANGLES FAR IN FRONT OF SKARE D, SPINNING.
SKARE.D
Missed me!
SAWTOOTH
That’s what you think!
THE YOYO WALKS THE DOG AND FLIES TOWARDS SKARE D. AND HITS HIM. SKARE D. SLIGHTLY BLASTED IS KNOCKED OUT THE WAY AND STRUGGLES TO GET UP.
SAWTOOTH
Well explorer, the only discovery you’ve made today is that you’re no match for the technological might of Sawtooth Indequano, world’s greatest..
VECTOR
XMARK! HEY! SKARE D.! X MARK!!
SAWTOOTH
What?
VECTOR
X MARKS THE SPOT UP HERE! I’VE FOUND ONE! AND WHEN THERE’S AN X MARK…
SKARE.D
…then it’s just a matter of heading towards it.
SKARE D. GETS UP AND DASHES BACK TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE OF THE CAVE.
SAWTOOTH
Too slow!
THE YOYO FIRES TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE TO CUT OFF SKARE D. AND THE EXPLOSION ERUPTS IN A DUST CLOUD.
GOI
Shall I pull back the YOYO Sir?
SAWTOOTH
Let it be, Goi, Let it be. We shall bask in this glorious victory.
SKARE D, EMERGES FROM THE CLOUD, RUNNING UP THE YOYO’s TAUGHT STRING LIKE A TIGHT ROPE, UP TO THE GIANT HAND AND WHERE VECTOR IS.
SAWTOOTH
Basking’s over! Pull it back! Pull it back!
GOI
It’s stuck sir!!
THE GIANT YOYO IS WEDGED IN THE ENTRANCE OF THE CAVE.
SAWTOOTH
RRRRGH!
SAWTOOTH PULLS THE LEVER REALLY HARD, SNAPPING THE YOYO BACK INTO THE HAND, JUST AS SKARE D. REACHES VECTOR.
SKARE D. UNLATCHES THE CAGE JUST AS THE CANNON ABOVE VECTOR FIRES IT OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.
SKARE.D
So where’s this X Mark?
VECTOR
Just there!
VECTOR POINTS TO THE GIANT HAND. ON THE RING FINGER THERE IS A LARGE BUTTON WITH AN X ON IT WITH “RELEASE” WRITTEN UNDERNEATH.
SAWTOOTH
WHAT!? Big red X’s means STAY AWAY!!
SKARE D. JUMPS ON THE BUTTON. THE YOYO RING IS RELEASED FROM THE HAND SMASHING DIRECTLY INTO THE COCKPIT AND CAUSING A HUGE EXPLOSION.
THE MOBILE LAB SINKS BACK INTO THE LAKE.
SKARE D. AND VECTOR ARE FLOATING ON A PIECE OF WRECKAGE
VECTOR
Well…that’ll make an interesting piece of history to pass on someday…
SKARE.D
Heh..I think you’ll need a bigger piece of treasure than a fish to tell it…
SAWTOOTH
History is only written by the victors, boys! And you haven’t won yet!
SAWTOOTH AND HIS GOONIES EMERGE FROM THE FAR SIDE OF THE LAKE IN A GIANT LIFE PRESERVER. SAWTOOTH IS CARRYING A BAZOOKA.
SKARE.D
Here’s one for you: those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
VECTOR
Yeah, try learning from the past 3 minutes and spare yourself a butt kicking!
SAWTOOTH
I already have! Eat this INSTANT-IMPACT-TORPEDO!
SAWTOOTH FIRES THE TORPEDO TOWARDS SKARE D. AND VECTOR! SKARE D. LOOKS SURPRISED, VECTOR SLIGHTLY DETERMINED
SAWTOOTH
With it’s incredible craftsmanship, speed and ability to explode on the slightest impact, this torpedo is unmatched in its...
SKARE.D
Amazing!!
SAWTOOTH
EH!?
Vector has calmly caught the torpedo on his fishing rod, Skare D. is awestruck! Vector is blushing
VECTOR
Well as good as a proactive approach is, there are times when a fisherman requires an extremely gentle touch, such as my hair’s breadth fishing technique…
SKARE.D
Now, what to do with such an incredible piece of craftsmanship?
VECTOR
Well, something as fine as this would be much better off in the private collection of the world’s greatest industrialist to be than in the smelly hands of a mere fisherman - Here you go!
VECTOR SLINGS THE TORPEDO BACK TO SAWTOOTH.
SAWTOOTH
Ah.
AN EXPLOSION IS SEEN FROM DEEP IN THE FOREST CANOPY…
BACK AT THE GUILD OF EXPLORERS
MACABRE
Fascinating! A water propelled mechanical device in the shape of a fish! Your grandfather must have had talents to rival that of Sawtooth Indequano.
SKARE.D
Yeah - It was much faster than that torpedo!
VECTOR
Well that’s what I don’t get. He was handy, but not that handy. I’m starting to think maybe he inherited this fish too, like me.
SKARE.D
So what are you going to do with it Vector?
VECTOR
I think this treasure has a story to tell somewhere, but I’m not going to figure it out anytime soon. Skare D., Macabre?
MACABRE & SKARE.D
Yes?
VECTOR
I’d like to donate this to the Guild of Explorers – you could show the world! Maybe you, Skare D or someone, somewhere will discover the stories it has to tell!
MACABRE
Why, certainly!
CUT TO THE FISH IN A MUSEUM DISPLAY CASE, EXPLAINING WHAT IT IS, DONATED BY VECTOR AND DISCOVERED BY SKARE D. KAT.
SKARE.D
What a great addition! Thanks for letting me find your heirloom.
So Vector, are you off back to Okmotl?
VECTOR
Acutally I was wondering if I could travel with you a little more. I’m interested in all the secrets, histories and messages treasure has to tell. As well as the great fishing practice!
SKARE.D
Well you have a talent for finding an X Marks in unlikeliest places…Sure! Let’s find the world’s most fantastic treasures and discoveries together!
But first we’ve got to find an X Mark…
VECTOR
Because when there’s an X Mark then it’s just a matter of heading towards it, right?
END OF EPISODE 1.
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