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Ooo yess

give me a female assassin.

but don‘t make her wear all-black leather jackets and boots. don’t make her all badass, cold, untouchable. don‘t make her hate love, friendship, feelings.

give her a pink t-shirt. give her a messy bun. give her pink lipgloss, blue eyeshadow, carefully done makeup. give her golden bracelets with gems, necklaces in the form of hearts.

make her blush when someone compliments her. make her giggle uncontrollably when she sees the person she likes. make her clumsy, affectionate, make her just like other girls.

and then make her kill in front of her crush and complain about the blood that got on her high heels.

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do you realise how fucked up this group has to be when bucky barnes is the most stable out of all of them

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This is killing me

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3/6 Thunderbolts* posters by me :)

(They look better when they‘re bigger so maybe click on them to look at it)

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Y/N: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Bucky: I only like dark humour.

Y/N *turning off the lights*: What do you call a fake noodle?

Bucky:

Y/N: An IMPASTA!

Masterlist

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i got even more thunderbolts* tweets for yall

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I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

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Bots on C.Ai (and literally any other ai site) be like:

Bot: I hate you

*a few moments later* Bot: I’ve always loved you

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I'm here. And John is gone... and they're gone... and every moment I spend with you reminds me of every moment I lost with them.

Supernatural S12E3, 'The Foundry'

Oh my God, this woman. She tells her sons that they‘re not her real sons (or, better said the version of her sons she'd made up) and expects it to be okay after a simple, „I love you both" as a goodbye. Yeah.

Very funny.

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Special Children :: All Hell Breaks Loose

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*Kai & Pae trying to pretend like they’re not in love with each other*

Literally them whenever their in the same room: *can’t stop staring at each other*

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Infant and Innocent

Managed to squeeze this in before the homework apocalypse begins.

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I needa stop thinking about Kai Azer so much-

yeah that’s not gonna happen LOL

(All I’ve thought about today was Kai, him and Pae dancing, him braiding Pae’s hair, Aaron Warner, and how I NEED to find a Shatter Me x Powerless crossover)

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Real

I cringe every time Metatron says Asstiel

It‘s neither cool nor funny nor creative nor unique nor accurate. But he‘s proven to have very little self-awareness on several occasions before as well, so I can‘t say I‘m surprised the only nickname he can come up with is something as uneloquent as that.