yahboicucumber
yahboicucumber
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Damn guys I just found this really cool song:
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Why the fuck are strip clubs still open? Who wants to be in a room with a bunch of other guys like “yeah we’re all hard. Just a bunch of aroused men in a room.” Like bitch
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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What’s the worse atla episode in ur opinion
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Spooky Mingos
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Accept ooyasan, ooyasan is stored in the heart
hentai is stored in the balls
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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YOOOOOOOO MICROWAVE THE ANTS
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Y e s
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Kanye isn't gonna be a good president, but if we want Thomas Jefferson miku binder on mount Rushmore he might be our best shot
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Sometimes, as a European, I like to pretend Amarica is a reality show instead of a nuclear superpower
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Sooo, millennials had some questions for us zoomers.
(all of them were garbage, I picked the least ass ones)
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Oh I'm sorry I thought the people who drew mustaches on their fingers and thought it was comedy said something?
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I know you know why...
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This is literally the first time I've heard of this stereotype??? I mean we'll punch a cop but asking for ketchup is kinda scary. Most of us are nice to the service ppl
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This one I genuinely have an awnser to. I think it's because of the rise of big streaming services. Why go through the trouble of downloading mp3s individually when I can literally listen to everything I want ad free for like a couple bucks a month.
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✨Emotional trauma✨
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This is something every generation does??? If you ask Abe linkeyboi what a "swag" was he'd probably shit himself. You guys are just getting old ;)
Now if you guys have any more questions, feel free to ask. Have fun #adulting and please stop stanning/funding the transphobic wizard lady
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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I feel like my recent deathgrips/ 100gecs phase is just the reincarnation of my Skrillex/dubstep/Monstercat phase
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Just with a little less✨getting bullied ✨
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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Spaghetti cube🍝
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S P A G H E T T I C U B E
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Spegrudy kuba
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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It's so hard to come out when you're to shy to even FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE...
I can't even hold a conversation with the opposite gender, you expect me too be able too flirt with one of the same????? In this economy????
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yahboicucumber · 5 years ago
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The fact that my mom just went to the doctor with kid me, told them "my child can't sit still in class" and the solution was to give me an amphetamine addiction?
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Mean the doc was a real one for giving me them that cheap but I feel like there should have been another way
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