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[yakii-m0chi]

he hates you.

he absolutely despises you.

he hates how you're weaker than him, he hates your smile, he hates your laugh - he just hates you.

but more importantly... he hates his need. his need for you.

he hates how he wants to protect you, to shield you from the cruel world around you. you didn't deserve to see the disgusting side of life.

he hates your smile, he hates how he wants to be the reason for it. how innocent and pure your smile is. he hates how blissful it is... positivity is so infectious that it feels like liquid sunshine.

how could you smile when the world was so bleak? he had no idea, and maybe he'd never know - bewilderment is the best way to describe his feelings.

but all he did know was that he would lay down his life to protect that smile of yours.

he hates your laugh. he calls it "ugly" or "annoying", but it's the sound he wishes he had saved as his alarm. something about it was so addicting, something that he couldn't seem to shake. it was like an infectious melody, one that was stuck like a catchy radio song on loop.

but... maybe that's why people say love and hate are parallels.

because at the end of the day, he can't seem to truly hate you.

scaramouche, capitano, xiao, katsuki bakugou, itachi uchiha, levi ackerman, giyu tomioka, sanemi shinazugawa, simon riley

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he makes it known that he loves you.

there's no guessing game on your end. he doesn't need to make you to stay up all night trying to read between the lines of words he says to you, gossiping on the phone to the people you hold dear to see if you're delulu or not.

because that's not his style.

instead, the phone calls you make to your friends are filled with highschool-like flustered laughs and squeals of joy as you discuss how he helped you with something, walked with you so he made sure you got to your destination safe, how he held the door open for you on your way out.

that's his style.

and you know damn well he's head over heels for you, no matter the "flaw".

thoma, venti, ga-ming, freminet, aether, eijiro kirishima, midoriya izuku, tanjiro kamado, kyojuro rengoku

[yakii-m0chi]

Inazuma Men as Fathers

decided to write a part two just because i felt like it! might go thru all the regions and characters so far!

pairings: thoma x reader, heizou x reader, kamisato ayato x reader, kazuha x reader, gorou x reader, itto x reader (gn! reader)

warnings/disclaimers: im so sorry if u have allergies to pets/don't like the animal i chose! i just thought it'd match the characters well | heizou names your pet (ish?) | slight angst warning (kazuha)

🍭 thoma

thoma was walking around town, helping out here and there as he went about his day

on his way back to the kamisato estate, he saw you with a stray dog, playing around together

he thought he was seeing floating hearts when he heard your laughter and baby talk when the dog flopped over

thoma was convinced then and there that you had to have that dog

when he made dinner, he wanted to ask you about it without being too suspicious

how was your day, sunshine? did you do anything fun today?

i did! there was this cute dog, and i swear it was the most adorable and serotonin-filled thing in the entire world! i'm going to go buy some food and spend the whole day with him tomorrow

how fun! i'm sure that you made that puppy's day.

and soon, he was going to make your day

two days later, thoma was outside your room, the stray dog in hand

he had spent the entire night cleaning him, feeding him, and trimming its mangled fur and claws. it wasn't perfect by his standards, but his skill could be mistaken for a professional

when you opened the door, you couldn't help but squeal out of pure joy and shock as you held the puppy in your hands

thoma! how did you know?!

i saw you two a few days ago, and since you seemed infatuated with the little guy, i thought we should have him as a pet. what do you think?

i love that! thank you thoma, i love you so much!

bby was blushing so bad T-T

he'd buy you a hundred dogs at that point, just to see your reaction again and again

he knew that he would be taking care of the dog as well, but he had 0 problems in doing so. thoma was good with people and animals

somedays when you were busy with work or commissions, thoma would take the dog around town to keep him company

it's like two golden retrievers were running around town now - thoma and the doggo

everyone came to know your puppy, and they always stopped to feed him something delicious or give him some head scratches

ayato and ayaka both loved your dog too!

thoma had hand-knit an entire closet of clothing for your dog. he had mittens, hats, scarves, pants, shirts, costumes - everything. hell, thoma had even given him cute shoes too so his paws wouldn't get dirty or cold

10/10 househusband and dog dad

at some point, he had attached an omori to your dog's collar, which thoma had always joked that whenever your dog was around, good luck and fortune always came with him

oddly enough, every time you went to the shrine with your dog in tow, your fortune slips would always turn out to be very fortunate

🔍 shikanoin heizou

he was a detective, there was no way he'd get a pet with how busy and active his job was

... until he saw you with a cute little cat

it was game over at that point

he caved and ended up getting you a collar to give to the cat

but he made it clear that it was your responsibility to take care of it since he was always busy and didn't have time to care for a cat on top of the other cases he had going on

but, one day, you were really busy with something and didn't have time to take care of your cat

on his way out from your shared home, he heard your cat meowing for attention, looking at heizou expectantly

the boy caved (x2) and took your cat with him to his office, where it got cozy on his windowsill

he had to admit, watching the cat loaf while sleeping in the sunlight was oddly adorable

life got busier for you, so he ended up making it a routine to bring your cat to his office, and you'd meet him there when you finally got off work

at some point, he replaced the curtains in his office with blinds that he'd open when your cat would sit on the windowsill so he could look out at the people who passed by

he also gave your cat a nickname that stuck: watson

honey? where's the cat?

watson's alseep by the window.

'watson'?

he's not just 'cat' now. he's watson

one time when your cat did something especially naughty, heizou made wanted posters of your cat and hung them around the tenryou commission's offices

it was because he had knocked over heizou's juice and it spilled on his paper, then in its shock at the loud noise, the cat had jumped off and accidentally smashed the mug too

as of today, your cat has a 40,000 mora reward on the poster

💧 kamisato ayato

do you really expect kamisato ayato of all people to have the time to take care of your new pet?

... yes. yes he would.

you are so lucky this man is absolutely whipped for you, but you better choose a pet that's easy and lower maintenance

so what did you choose?

a fish.

no, you're not dyslexic, dear reader (unless you are, then my bad). you brought him a little fish.

thoma and you were fishing, and you had caught a small little fish that looked too cute to let go

luckily, thoma had brought along a small container which was big enough for the fish until he went out into town and got you an actual fishbowl for it

so, you excitedly brought it to ayato, who had... a very clear stance on this animal

love... is... this what you were excited to show me?

yeah! look, isn't it cute?

... i don't think 'cute' would be the word i would use to describe it. do you even have a way to sustain that thing so it lives?

i was going to raise it in this tank until i can move it to the pond outside

...

yeah... he wasn't super impressed at first

but it seemed to keep you, ayaka, and thoma entertained, so it was a plus since he had more time to work without being interrupted

you had placed it strategically in a spot where ayato would have to see it before he would move along with his day

eventually, something in him wanted to try his hand at feeding it but he wasn't sure if you had already done so

so he asked you over dinner

darling?

yes, ayato?

... how often do you feed your... fish?

[feeding schedule]. why?

ah, i see. i can feed your fish in the evening. that way you don't have to hurry back.

you will?!

i suppose i can spare a minute or two for it.

when the time came to move your fish into the pond, he did kind of miss having the fish conveniently nearby

more or less, kamisato ayato became fond of your little fish friend

🍁 kaedahara kazuha

pets?! boy sign this man up

we all know he is such a sweet and soft boy

there's no way he'd turn you down

so when you came back with a white cat, you best believe he was gonna take care of it with you to the best of his abilities

also... the cat unironically reminded him of his friend :(

you best believe that both you and your cat will get absolute royalty treatment

in fact, he has a surprise for you about a year in

my love?

yes darling?

your cat was clinging onto your arm, seemingly lazing around

i have something to surprise you with.

oh really? what is it?

here.

IT WAS ANOTHER CATTTTT!!! ANOTHER BABY CAT!!!

kazuha?! another cat?

i figured that our little one would get bored so... i found it a friend.

bless this man's heart- he's such a sweetheart

now you have two cats - a boy and a girl

he did his very best and was able to bond the two of them within a few weeks

now you both had two cats to go with you on your travels around teyvat

they were so easy to travel with, and they were extremely calm

probably because they knew that their papa would always protecc them :)

a lot of times, kazuha could be found napping with the small furballs on a sunny rock in the afternoon

oh my GODDDD kazuha and your cats are absolutely the cutest

HE ALSO GIVES THEM LEAF HATS. YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DOESN'T BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WOULD.

🐾 gorou

the most timid of the bunch

he'd probably get nervous no matter what pet you give him

bro probably goes through 100+ books a day to try and learn everything he can about the animals so he can provide the most optimal care for it

it was a dog.

and yet here gorou was, stressing over it

Y/N? do you think this is enough dog food for her?

yes, gorou, why are you so worried?

w-well... this book said we need 5 servings, but then the other one said 2 servings...

so how many did you give her?

... 3 and a half servings?

that's fine then, gorou. it's not like we can't feed her more.

yeah...

he's a general, of course he'd be worried over your lil furbaby :(

this poor man already has a ton on his plate, but he wants to make sure that your pup is well-fed

since gorou is a dog, your dog got along really well with him

she actually licks him a lot to try and groom him, especially his tail and ears

this poor man... he now takes extra good care of his hair and tail when he showers and cleans himself because he doesn't want your dog to get sick

he also got your pup a small set of armor so he felt a little more at ease

your pup was becoming more and more of a guard dog every single day hehe

one time you came home to your dog and him cuddling in bed together, and it was super CUTE because of the fact that both of their tails were moving in sync

he does get less stressed over time, but he still gets worried about your dog at times

please reassure him that your dog will be okay and won't die from a gust of wind. please.

🪲 Aratakki Numero-Uno Itto

you see your pet?

that ain't your pet no more.

that's the GANG's pet

poor shinobu LOL i just KNOW she's gonna be stressed more

you and shinobu are the only two sensible people in the aratakki gang

one day when you were exploring, you saw a small weasel who got captured by some treasure hoarders

it was malnourished and super sickly looking, and you immediately brought it home

but when you were cleaning it and making sure it was bandaged, itto bursted in

hellooooooooo baby beetle!!!!

shh! itto!

huh? what's wrong? something the matter?

itto walked over to where you were, seeing you in the bathroom taking care of the small weasel

huh? what is that furry slinky-noodle thing?

it's a weasel, i found him inside a cage.

oh... poor little dude.

itto gently patted the weasel on the head.

don't worry little guy, you're in good hands with my baby beetle. they'll take good care of you.

yeah... there's a reason why he said that your weasel would be safe with you and not with him

he liked to take the weasel out with him and the gang, and sometimes it overstimulated the poor thing to the point where it seemed to go limp from exhaustion

you and shinobu usually had to take the weasel away from itto and his gang and scold them

at some point (1 year of having your weasel), itto had finally understood when the weasel would get tired, so he'd sometimes just leave the weasel entirely with you before going out with his friends

although, whenever he was at home, your weasel enjoyed hanging around him since it wasn't too overwhelming and the little dude could hide whenever he's too tired

itto is a great dad and super attentive, but sometimes he needs to know when enough's enough :)

[yakii-m0chi]

Natlan Boys as Fathers

i thought this would be a super cute idea to write !! ever since ororon showed up in the questline and how wholesome his character is, i wanted to write something w/ him and kinich!!

pairings: kinich x reader | ororon x reader (gender neutral)

🦎 Kinich

you were out with him while he was completing a commission.

bby wanted to take you with him bc you wanted to see the saurians and he knew how much you liked it when he swung around with you in his arms

eventually he came across the commission site, and the mother that he was supposed to capture had already passed on

obv he was disappointed since he wouldn't get commission money, but you were sad about something else.

KINICH!

what is it?

IT WAS A BABY SAURIAN :(((

more specifically, it was the baby of the mother who was already dead

devastated was an understatement to how you felt

the baby saurian seemed to cling to you for dear life, seemingly bawling in your grasp

...

look at them! the thing is practically glued onto Y/N for dear life! it's already imprinted on them!

kinich ignored ajaw and looked at you and the saurian, his usual blank expression showing hints of fondness.

he was completely fine with taking care of a saurian, but it wasn't going to be easy.

and he also didn't really want to end up taking care of it for you since he already had a lot going on in his life

you're going to ask me if we can keep it, aren't you?

mhm! look at it, kinich! isn't it cute?

hahaha! of course Y/N would be attached to some lowly crea-

kinich put ajaw into timeout.

ofc he'd let you keep the baby saurian since he saw how happy you looked with it

and he also couldn't resist your pleading gaze

love, you do know how much work taking care of a saurian is, right? you need to feed it, train it, make sure it has a place to sleep, and nurture it.

i know! i'll do all of it!

kinich knew you didn't know until reality settled in, but you'd do anything to keep it.

oh well, at least this was a good practice run when it came to parenting

kinich is such a great saurian dad

everyone knows this already, but he's a super caring guy underneath that blank face

even though he did find himself taking care of the little bby, he still enjoyed how much the saurian seemed to blend into both of your lives

ajaw would sometimes plot with the bby saurian about how to take kinich's body, but it was always met with one of you interrupting his bad influence

(if your bby is a yumkasaur) kinich would teach bby how to swing around and frequently takes it on commissions. he'd probably have your bby blast enemies with flamegranates from a tree since he doesn't want your bby to get hurt

(if your bby is a koholasaur) he'd regularly run cool baths for it to swim around in whenever he didn't have time to take it to the hot springs or rivers. led to a lot of father-baby bathtimes that r so wholesome!

(if your bby is a tepetlisaur) kinich would bring your bby to kachina to go digging together for cool gemstones. one day, kinich had come to pick up your bby since you were busy with your work and saw your bby with kachina splashing around in a whole wheelbarrow of gemstones.

🌱Ororon

oh my BABYYY

MY SWEET PRECIOUS BABY BOY

he loves his aphids, as everyone knows

one day, you end up bonding with a particular aphid that he looks after

he noticed it while he was out growing vegetables and doing maintenance on them

you were playing around with one of the aphids, who seemed to enjoy your head rubs and affection

honey? what are you doing?

oh, just playing around. this lil guy seems to like me a lot.

he couldn't help but huff from amusement, seeing the endearing sight of you playing around

i never thought i'd see the day when an aphid enjoyed someone's affection like that. it's almost acting like a dog.

really? the way he's acting, i thought this was completely normal...

not quite. i tend to give them space so i won't scare them off or defer them. but... it looks like he's fond of you.

ororon was so fascinated

and the funny part is, that aphid kept coming around to your shared home every single day

it was as if you two made a small companion friend, but it wormed its way into your hearts and somehow became like your son

ororon found himself preparing servings of food for the small aphid who dined with you all for every single meal. the little guy even threw fits when food was late

sometimes, the aphid would cuddle with you while you napped. ororon had plenty of photos on his kamera of it, and those are some of his favorite

you two even celebrated major holidays with your aphid, and the aphid went everywhere with you two

merry christmas, my love

merry christmas, ororon. and merry christmas, little one.

*holds out some berries*

oh! that's where they went! you stole them for a gift? for me?

*flies up and down*

he's becoming sentient, darling

so it seems...

to the night kingdom, to the colosseum, to the groceries, around natlan - everywhere

ororon managed to purchase some silk flowers to make fabric for the bby :(

when citali came by, she was so confused lol

lady was like "wtf is a bug doing at the dining table? and why is it eating off of its own plate???"

she was very concerned but then saw how tame it was and didn't feel the need to shoo it off

ororon is a great dad :( bby gives your aphid so much love and care

he's so wholesome too! sometimes when your aphid flies off, he gets a little concerned and worried since he knows how much you love him (and ngl, the aphid grew on him)

protect both of them at all costs

[yakii-m0chi]

Halloween Party (miguel o'hara)

warning: spicy content

🕷your insufferable, insanely attractive roommate seems to love pissing you off... but what else will he to do get you to tick?

You and your roommate didn't always get along, especially with his naturally sarcastic nature and how he's kind of a snarky ass. It was annoying, having to always deal with how obnoxious he was. 

Did he have redeeming qualities? 

Maybe his looks. That's all you would give him.

An example comes from one night when he was making out with a random girl on the couch. you had come home from a 9-hour shift at work, and all you wanted was to eat some dessert as a reward for a long and tiring day, maybe watch some TV on the couch, and go to bed. but instead, you were forced to go to your room and turn up the volume on your earphones without a sweet treat. It would be useless getting him to stop and at least move into his own room, and you were not in the mood to have an argument with a wall. When you reprimanded him for it the next morning, all he did was give you a cocky smirk and a shrug.

The pattern of Miguel bringing girls over to your shared apartment was repetitive, and no matter how many times you had told him that he should at least have the courtesy of letting you know, it never worked. The worst part is that due to your financial situation, you couldn't afford to move out. So, you begrudgingly stayed with Miguel in a 2-bedroom apartment.

But, lately, there has been a shift in Miguel's personality. For some odd reason, he was a lot nicer to you. Sure, it was pleasant and you were a lot happier rooming with him, but you still had your guard up in case it was a farce. He was still his usual sarcastic self, and you already figured that it wouldn't change at all. 

However, there were moments between you two that made your heart race. Subtle lingering touches when he'd take a glass from you, catching his longing looks from across the room that was met with his smirks, and occasional flirty jokes or remarks to name a few. He even called you nicknames, which was kind of endearing, but you still have your suspicions. 

It was odd... very odd.

Now, Halloween was rolling around. It was mid-October, and you were sitting around in your room when there was a knock at your door. 

"Hey."

You looked up, seeing that Miguel had just barged in without even asking if he could come in. It took everything in you not to roll your eyes at him. A sigh left your lips, "What do you want?"

"Someone is asking for you at the front door."

This piqued your curiosity. You weren't expecting anyone, so who could it be? You walked to the front door and saw your best friend standing there, a big smile on her face.

"Good morning~," she engulfed you in a hug.

You chuckled and hugged her back, "Morning! What brings you here?"

"I wanted to know if you'd be willing to come to a Halloween party! It's at my house this weekend."

You looked at your phone, seeing that it was Tuesday. "Oh, sure."

"You can invite Miguel too if you want," she offered.

"Ugh... look, if you want him there, tell him that yourself. I'm not going to invite-"

"Invite me where?"

You turned to your side, seeing Miguel standing there, a snarky expression on his face. Your friend looks at him with a polite smile. "Oh! I'm hosting a party at my house this Saturday. Want to join?"

"Sure, I'm down," he says. 

"Perfect," she chimes, making you want to gag. It was annoying enough as it was living with Miguel, and now you couldn't even take a break to get away from him.

"Is... there a specific reason for wanting me to attend the party," you asked her, hoping to find an excuse for why you couldn't go. maybe i can finally get some alone time at home if Miguel goes to the party without me.

"Well, I've invited that cute co-worker from your office too!"

Never mind, now you kind of had to go.

"Why would you do that?"

"To set you both up, of course!"

"That's embarrassing! How will I even talk to him?"

"You'll figure it out," she snickered. "That's a you problem."

You rolled your eyes with a groan.

"So, I'll see you both there?"

"Yeah, we'll be there. What time does it start," Miguel asked from next to you. 

A scoff left your lips. "Speak for yourself."

"Well it's true, is it not," he said, giving you a teasing look with his eyes. 

"... whatever," you gave in. I'll probably be able to get away from Miguel at the party anyway. I shouldn't be so pessimistic. 

"8:30! Don't be late," She giggled, then left, closing the door.

You sighed, then shot an annoyed look at Miguel. "Did you have to accept?"

"Well, your friend seemed very eager to invite me. Why would I turn down an invitation?"

A scoff left your lips. "You can't be serious, you don't even know her!"

"Well, doesn't mean I can't go. Does she know that 'cute co-worker' of yours?"

"She knows of him," you groaned, knowing that he'll probably start teasing you for it. "And besides, that's none of your business! Don't butt in."

"How can I not when my roommate seems to have a little crush on someone? Tell me, who is this guy, mi tesoro?"

You pretend to ignore the nickname. "Why do you want to know?"

"Just curious," he said, shrugging. "Enlighten me."

Something in you decided that you should tell him, so before you could stop yourself, the words already left your mouth. "He's a co-worker that I'm partnered with a lot."

"Oh? And what makes him cute," Miguel steps closer to you. His height was pretty intimidating, being 6'9 and super muscular was kind of terrifying.

"What?" You gave him an incredulous look.��What kind of question is that?

"Just answer the question," he said, then stepped forward, making you step back until you felt the wall behind you. He smirked at this, then put one of his hands near your head, pinning you. "What about him has mi tesoro so wrapped around his finger, hmm?"

"Why do I have to answer you?" You ignored the nickname.

"Well, you don't have to," he leaned down, lips inches away from your ear. "I just want to get to know you a little more."

You bit the inside of your cheek to prevent a shudder from running up your body. Something about the way he said that made a pleasant tingle shoot up your spine. Your ears felt hot, and you clenched your hands until you felt your nails digging into your palm. The tension between you two was thick, filled with unsaid desire for each other. But you wouldn't give the insanely attractive man in front of you the satisfaction of knowing that.

"Cat got your tongue, Chiquita," he asked with a chuckle, noticing your silence and the subtle shift in your body language. "What's wrong? Getting all hot and bothered?"

You felt your cheeks get warmed before you stepped to the side, removing yourself from his pin. "I-I don't need to explain myself."

"Well okay, if you say so," he teased, then walked back into his room, leaving you alone.

What the hell was that?! You wanted to scream, curse him for leaving you in your flustered state. Why did he have to do all that? For what, answers?! He left you with many questions and tinted cheeks, and this wouldn't be the last time.

Some time passed, and now you found yourself standing in front of the mirror, finishing adding makeup to your Halloween costume the day of the party. You had spent an hour getting ready, and now you were finished. Miguel came into the bathroom as you had left the door open, standing in his Spiderman costume that he had gotten. You had to admit, it looked good on him, the colors and the way it hugged his frame were very attractive.

"Ready to go see your little boyfriend, Chiquita?"

You rolled your eyes, looking back at him through the mirror. He was smirking, hands on his hips while you glared at him. "He's not my boyfriend."

"Oh? Is he not?" He walked up to you as you turned around, putting both of his hands on the counter on both sides, caging you in. Your hips were pressed against the sink as you looked at him, giving him an annoyed glare. "I could have sworn he was."

"You're so annoying, you know that?"

"I know," he says, then leans down by your ear. "But your reactions are too cute to pass up, you know that?"

A blush rose to your cheeks, "What are you even saying right now? Have you lost your mind?!"

"Maybe I did," he said nonchalantly. "After all, I'm doing this with you."

"Then why are you doing this-"

"What makes your co-worker better than me, Chiquita?"

Your eyes went wide with shock. "What?!"

"You heard me, don't act like you didn't hear me." He moved his head back, looking at you with a hardened expression on his face. He was somewhat leaning on the sink now, muscles flexing as he propped himself up. His face was still a comfortable distance from yours, but he was still close. "You never answered my question. What does he have that I don't?"

"Miguel, what are you even talking about-"

"Don't play dumb with me." One of his hands reached up, cupping your cheek. His other hand moved to your waist, holding you firmly against the sink. You felt your ears and cheeks heat up even more. "Now answer the question."

"Well... he's hard-working, respectable, and he doesn't just sleep around whenever the hell he wants," you scoffed, taking digs at him.

"I see," he said teasingly. "Well, you're wrong about two of those things. But... I guess I do have things that he doesn't have."

"And what would that be? I'd love to hear what your non-existent redeeming qualities are-"

"I have you in my grasp like this," he said, squeezing your waist harder as he said it. "Your little crush could never do this to you, Chiquita."

You groaned. "Why are you even comparing yourself to him?!"

"Because you're mine, mi tesoro."

"W-Who the hell said I belonged to you," you retorted, but the blush on your cheeks and the fluttering in your chest said otherwise. His possessiveness made you feel giddy.

"No one but you. Look at yourself." He turned you around, then grabbed your hips with both of his hands so you were facing the mirror. Your face was flushed. "Your expression says all that I needed to know. I have never seen you come home looking like this. Only I can make you like this, am I right?"

You don't answer his question, and he leaned forward and nipped at your neck, making you gasp a little. 

"Answer my question, Chiquita."

Before you could attempt and deny it, you found yourself nodding. His effect on you was undeniable, and you could only feel your heart speeding up as your grip on the edge of the sink was slipping from the clamminess of your hands.

He smiled at this, "Good girl."

Then, he spun you around and kissed you, holding you close to his body. The tension between you two, the primal need you both felt for each other snapped when your lips made contact. Your eyes immediately fluttered shut, returning the intensity and fierceness of his kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck. His tongue danced with yours, and he was quite rough. 

But you can't say you hated it.

He broke for air, both of you panting and feeling hot from the passionate kiss. A devilish smirk took over his lips, and he brushed some hair out of your face, his finger tracing the outline of your face from your ear to your chin. He took hold of it once more. 

"Better call your friend and tell her that we won't be coming to the party tonight, Chiquita."