yohannahoy

[yohannahoy]

okey i know that the whole point of batman is that he doesn't kill (i totally respect that). and i know there was that one time when jason died and he wanted to kill joker but superman stoped him (please correct me if i'm wrong).

but what i need right now is a world where superman doesn’t stop him so batman beats the shit out of joker with a crowbar. everything is in blood, joker laughs between screams, and bruce doesn’t give a fuck about anything because his son is dead. his baby is dead. and he does it while being in a costume so every rouge now knows that his final line are his childern and that he will do anything for them.

[yohannahoy]

No, but hear me out.

Him posting first chapter before dying, it's like beautiful 10k chapter, everybody goes crazy over it, and Jason in notes is like *so I will be back in a week, I promise. I just need to find my mom*. And then he dies. Bruce has no fucking idea that Jason had ao3, fic is left dead for a few years, people in comments are joking (also kinda sad bc this chapter was fire) that he got cought by author curse.

Then after he gets his shit together, he remembers about the fire 10k chapter that he uploaded 5 years ago. So his next mission is to end it. He breakes into the manor, all his stuff are still in the same places he left them, notebook that he kept all scripts and ideas for stories still under the bed along side with a password to ao3.

So after working for weeks on the next chapters, he finally posts it and the note is something like that:

Jason: sorry it took so long but I died, came back, got drugged by some green water and just stoped being catatonic. but here you are and another chapter will be next week. unless i die again

okay contrary to a previous post i made: what if jason wrote fanfiction but it became a MC Daredevil situation where literally everyone knew his identity but he just waves them off

Jason: *writing A/N* here you go guys, sorry, something came up with my job comments: we all know it was the warehouse penguin blew up. its all over the news jason: *responding* idk what you're even talking about dude, i don't own a tv. how could a flightless avian blow up a warehouse

jason: this chapter's gonna be a little dark cuz that's my mood this week comments: is it because they took you off the earth's greatest threats list? jason: they wh---no of course not

jason: *posts* comments: we missed you red hood! jason: idk who that guy is but he sounds cool

jason: ugh, have you guys seen the new episode? shit's horrible. here's a fix-it. comments: do you . . . perhaps . . . think its horrible because they misused the gun props . . . jason: no i was talking about x character dying but YES OH MY GOD THAT PART HURT ME TO WATCH comments: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

comments: so when r u going to change your ao3 name to redhood? jason: i fucking swear if one more of you moterfuckers insinuates that i am the gotham vigilante known as the red hood i will withhold five of my most recently written chapters from the entire fucking lot of you comments: . . . you'd never jason: fuck

comments: you have an interestinly in-depth and expanisve kowledge of firearms jason: well, we all have hobbies jason: mine was born out of fear of the ao3 author curse. ima fuckin shoot the thing the moment i see it comin comments: