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INCORRECT QUOTE DUMP OF MY FRIEND GROUPS SHENANIGANS!

Zazel: Jashin is my Ex actually in case you wanted to know.

Tsukuyomi: yOU WERE UTTERLY LUCKY TO HAVE THAT SPECIMEN OF A MAN

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Shutendoji: *hits his head on a pan* F**K!

Zazel: Welp, that’s more tea to talk about with that b**h that was the pope at our wedding.

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Tsukuyomi: OH YOULL SEE FROM ME I SWEAR!- *Looks at Jashin*

Tsukuyomi: AWOOGA! Oh- *runs*

Jashin: what the fu…

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Komasan: Aight, but we AINT talkin about the Succubus and the vampire squid-

Shutendoji: *proceeds to walk up to the stage and SLAPS koma, and goes back to his seat*

Komasan: …oh.. Shutendoji just slapped the sh** outta me.

Shutendoji: KEEP MY HUSBANDS NAME OUT YOUR STUPID RATIO MOUTH!

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(Based on the rp group I’m in and it’s shenanigans (ft. Tsukuyomi from forever friends aka me))

Rinne: im writing a Shutendoji x Zazel wattpad! Zazel can’t stop me!

Zazel: … give me the damn link.

Tsukuyomi: HKSJKSJAWLHGTYD- HUH???

Komasan: Ok, Idk if Zazel deserves a W or an L

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(This is kinda my comfort zone now thxs)

Enma: These Calculations are falling off.

Nate: Sorry, I don’t speak Youngboy Stan.

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(More simbling bonding cuz yes)

Shogunyan: *holds a 1 meter long snake* guys I have a snake what do I name it

Kuuten: *goes panic mode* HOW DID DAD APPROVE OF THAT??!

Venoct: *points at the snake* William Snakespeare.

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Douketsu: YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO RUN.

Y/n: Hes already ahead of you, RUN FASTER ITS FUNNY!

Fukurou: **literally running for his life**

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(This most likely didn’t happen in YKW4, but imma do it anyway)

Kuuten: (does an encanto ref) You know what, I think it’s time for GRANDKID ROUNDUP!🎵

Venoct: GRANDKID ROUNDUP!🎵

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Zazel, on the phone with Nate: So I thought this man was waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out he was waving at another person, so to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up and waited for a taxi to drive me to the airport.

Zazel: i am now in Mexico and so far two men have attempted to hit on me thinking I was a woman.

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SHADOWSIDE QUOTES

Kaira: STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM SICK OF IT, I AM TIRED, ITS FREAKING JANUARY OF THE NEW YEAR AND THERE ARE STILL MEMES ABOUT IT, HELP MY SANITY.

Natsume: Uh… Who is your therapist?

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Shutendoji: how does the food taste?

Nate: Great, compliments to Ayame!

Shutendoji: (goes to the kitchen) you’re cute, but I still hate you.

Ayame: uh… thanks?

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Question: can we include shadowside Yokai and watch wielders?

yes!

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Jibanyan: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry, but it sure as hell tastes like pink.

Hailey: Tea.

Jibanyan: Girl, it’s MILK.

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couldnt of said it better myself 😔✋

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what if an elemental’s blush color was affected by their element? Malis having rainbow blush, Karlof having silver blush, Skylor having orange blush, etc.

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Yokai Watch Incorrect Quotes: Malis Edition

(Malis is Nate’s adopted sibling because sibling dynamics also they are a Virgo and a Gemini, you can guess what shenanigans may go down)

• Jibanyan: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Nate: Malis is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Jibanyan. Malis: I feel like Jibanyan is the more responsible one of us two though. Jibanyan: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. Malis: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off. • Hailey: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Malis: *sighs* Malis: I killed a man. • Katie: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Nate: Okay, but what is updog? Jibanyan: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Usapyon: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Malis: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Whisper: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Katie: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Usapyon: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Jibanyan: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Nate: What’s a henway?? Katie: Oh, about five pounds. • *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Katie: Thanks fam! Usapyon: Oh no. Jibanyan: *cries* I love you too. Hailey: Sounds fake, but okay. Malis: *A flustered mess* Whisper: Can I get a refund? • *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Hailey: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Jibanyan: ...I did. I broke it. Hailey: No. No you didn't. Katie? Katie: Don't look at me. Look at Malis. Malis: What?! I didn't break it. Katie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Malis: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Katie: Suspicious. Malis: No, it's not! Usapyon: If it matters, probably not, but Nate was the last one to use it. Nate: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Usapyon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Nate: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Usapyon! Katie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hailey. Hailey: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Usapyon: Hailey... Katie's been awfully quiet. Katie: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Hailey, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Hailey: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Hailey: Hailey: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. • Usapyon: Malis, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Malis: Raise the dead. Usapyon: And what did you do? Malis: Raise the dead. • Whisper: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer. Malis: You're right, Whisper.. Violence can't be the answer. Whisper: Correct, Malis. Now, on to the next lesso- Malis: Violence is the question. Malis: And the answer is yes! Whisper: Malis, no!!

• Katie: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Malis: That's deep. Nate: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Malis: That's deeper. Jibanyan: ...You guys are idiots. • Katie: I’ve only had Malis for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this town and then myself. • Malis: I’ve only had Whisper for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this town and then myself.

Malis: *Glares at Nate

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Nate: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Malis: Yes, and that’s coming from me. • More Under Cut!

Katie: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Malis. Nate, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Katie: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Nate: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Katie: You wanted fake blood? Nate: Katie: I’ll go call Malis. • Malis: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic. Hailey: What’s the difference then? Malis: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die. Nate: Note to self; never get shot. • Malis: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man. • Malis: Any idiot would know that. Nate: I knew that! Malis: See? • Malis: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Hailey: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Nate: I recorded the dumb stuff. Jibanyan: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Usapyon: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF! • Usapyon: Did you win? Or just not die? Usapyon: Either way, hooray. Malis: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Usapyon: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. • Hailey: *makes Malis a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Malis: *sips tea* Hailey: Malis: *finishes tea* Hailey: Didn't it taste bad? Malis: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Hailey, tearing up: Oh, okay. • Usapyon: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Malis: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Whisper: I got distracted halfway through. Katie: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. • Hailey: I couldn't do this without you, Malis. Malis: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course. • Katie: When do you usually go to sleep? Malis: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods. • Jibanyan: Well, has Nate been wrong before? Malis: How wide are we willing to open this up? • fhyfzVh alright that’s enough for now-

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since I don’t want to keep calling it Katethaneil(never mind the fact I spelt it wrong) I will now dub Katie x Nate Average shipping >:)

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Jibanyan: The first time I ever got upset in front of Whisper, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Whisper: I was doing both, for your information. Y/n: The first time Whisper hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after. • Katie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Nate: Okay. Katie: And make out during the scary parts. Nate: Th- Nate: The scary parts. Nate: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. • Usapyon: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Katie: IT. Jibanyan: Annabelle. Hailey: Paranormal Activity. Whisper: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words. • Katie: Who the hell broke the toaster? Whisper: It was Nate. Hailey: It was Nate. Jibanyan: Nate broke it. Nate: Nate: ...yOU PROMISED-

• Katie: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Y/n: Katie, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Katie: ... Y/n: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Katie: ... Y/n: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home. • *The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Nate: Would never stab anyone. Katie: Would stab someone in retaliation. Whisper: Yells "I won't hesitate!" first. Usapyon: Would stab without warning. Y/n: Would stab as a warning.

• Y/n: H-how do you ask someone out? Usapyon: Well, first- Jibanyan: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Y/n: ...And you said yes? • Hailey: So how’s the food Katie made? Y/n: It's great! Compliments to them. Hailey: *goes to the kitchen* Hailey: You're adorable. Katie: *blushes* • Whisper: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Y/n, Hailey, Katie, and Nate: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Well this was a night to remember 😌

(we had our jazz concert and I’ve never been more excited during a concert)

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Hailey: *Gasp* Usapyon: wHAT?? Hailey: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Usapyon: *inhales* Y/n, in another room with Jibanyan: Why can I hear screeching? • Hailey: How do you know how to kiss? like who teaches you? Y/n: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Y/n: Would you like me to tutor you? Jibanyan: That was smooth. • Hailey: I really like Eminem. Y/n: I prefer skittles. Nate: They are talking about the rapper. Y/n: Why would they eat the wrapper? • Usapyon: Between Hailey, Whisper, Y/n, and Jibanyan -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Nate: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Usapyon: Y/n? Nate: Yeah, but I don't know why. • Y/n: *plays shreksophone* Y/n: Woo. Y/n: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity. Hailey: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend • *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Usapyon: Thanks fam! Jibanyan: Oh no. Hailey: *cries* I love you too. Y/n: Sounds fake, but okay. Whisper: *A flustered mess* Nate: Can I get a refund? • Y/n: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Nate: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me. • Usapyon: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Usapyon: And I started thinking. Usapyon: Like, it was just trying to get food. Usapyon: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Y/n: Are you ok? •

me coming back after a while being dead: