#yokai watch incorrect quotes

[dark-cynder49]

I'm in the process of making something REALLY dumb with some friends.

Yokai Watch Incorrect Quotes

Voice Acted

Here's just a snippet

(I voice Komasan)

[myloh]

Zazel : That’s a nice argument, McKraken. Why don’t you back it up with a source ?

McKraken : My source is that I made it the fuck up.

[rook-specter]

some incorrect quotes for my hyperfixations

(Contrarian during a feast) The Contrarian: Our food comes from all over! (points to each thing he brings up) The Contrarian: Like these grapes come from the country of Grapes. The Contrarian: These carrots probably grow in another world. So did this lettuce. The Contrarian: These potatoes came from over 1500 years ago. The Contrarian: And these apples don't grow anywhere!

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Kiwi: I've accidentally eaten a post-it note before. It was on my sandwich. Miriam: Sorry, Kiwi, say that again? Kiwi: ...Nothing.

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Ash: Poor Long Man Jenkins. He's so full of poison, but the bugs are eating him anyway. Ash: I realize including the fact that "Long Man Jenkins" is my Hoya carnosa houseplant may have been an important detail.

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Blizzaria: [eats a straw so turtles don't have to] Damona: [eats a straw to prove turtles are weak]

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The Paranoid: Time to reflect on the day. The Paranoid, suddenly screaming: YAAAAAHHH!! The Paranoid: *starts crying* The Cold: Why do you do that to yourself?

[ykw-shadowside-abridged-official]

Keisuke : My whole good mood is ruined I-I hope you’re happy with yourself ;-;

Whisper : I am happy with myself. I have a positive mental attitude !

Keisuke :

Keisuke : God I wish that were me.

[anitoko-17294]

Venoct: Good morning.  Shad. Venoct : Good morning.  Kyubi: Good morning.  Vincent: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.  Illuminoct : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

(I warn you all in advance that I’m about to be posting a crud ton of incorrect quotes)

[incorrectykwquotes]

Nate lovingly staring into bucks eyes: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Buck lovingly stareing back with the cutest little happy boy smile you've ever seen: you're my reward :3.

Later

Inaho sitting next to her girlfriend Jessica: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Jessica: yeah you can be a real bitch sometimes.

Inaho: 🤨. 😐. 😠🖕

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

I only know the word “Yokai” from anime like Yokai Watch

Then when i heard the English version of the same word “Yokai” from rottmnt

I had no fucking no idea what race was Big Mama

[crosspunzel]

I also did a dandrian Incorrect quotes before going to sleep jsjs I love them so much

Link

[residentialsinyomakai]

Yokai Watch Blog Masterpost!

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Hiya! 🍌💬💜So basically this post'll be for any kind of Yokai Watch related kinds of blogs! Inactive/semi-inactive stuff will be marked appropriately!! If I miss something or you have a blog you want added, feel free to let me know! In the same vein, also tell me if you want your blog removed, or to not be @ mentioned. I'll include short explanations next to some, or muses for ask blogs!! Anyways...

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Ask/Rp Blogs:

@ask-mr-movien - Mr Movien/Directator

@thatoneyellowthing - Ittan-Gomen/So-Sorree

@yomakai-chairman - McKraken

@squiddiliusmckraken - McKraken + Tensei!McKraken

@what-a-calamarity -McKraken again!

@yokaiwatchrp - All (to my knowledge)

@askbabblong - Babblong

@fifty-paws-in-a-trenchcoat - Nyans & occasional Komas

@yo-kai-zazel - Zazel, Enma, Ed Zoff, Azriel (OC)

@whispergallagher - Whisper Gallagher-Glass (AU)

@whispers-through-time - Whisper, various time periods

@chipped-buchinyan-ggrr - Buchinyan (She-Ra Crossover AU)

@katietheweirdgirlinclass - Fumika/Katie

@ask-the-watch-holders - Watchholders + partners (+ more!)

@he-knows-all - Hi No Shin/Hinozall || Inactive (?)

@yokaitm - Misc, Yokai and Watchholder

@thereallyrealghoulfather - Gogogo Godfather/The Ghoulfather

@madd-doctor - Dr. Maddiman

@egaroni - Leadoni Assistant to aformentioned!

@ushio-starbin-yurei - titular ocs of @/mika-chaos-bean ^u^

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Gimmick/Help:

@urf4v-izin-ykw - Get a tribe assigned to your fave!

@ykw-sexyman-polls - Rating yokai on a scale of 1-10 based on how much of a tumblr sexyman they are

@ykwrarepair - Rarepair request blog :0

@yokaiusaqr - QR codes

@yokaiwatchconfessions - Confession blog

@relatablepicturesofwhisboi - Whisper photos :)

@yokaisuggestion - "[blank]? It must be the work of a yokai!" (Inactive)

^^^ Translations, JP pronoun usage, and more from @Kaialone!

@allnyata-blog - Gifs from the show

@manjisubs - Fansubs (1)

@spectersubs - Fansubs (2)

@eve-chin-anime - Fansubs (3)

@shitty-yokai-watch-a-day - Poorly drawn yokai daily for a year (Sporadic/kinda over)

@yokai-watch-fashion - Fashion and outfits from the series :>

@daily-yokai - As it reads; occasional daily yokai art

@yokai-watch-taggers - Tagging Yokaiblr

@yokai-watch-incorrect-quotes - Incorrect quote blog (unsure of status as of current)

@youkai-watch-z-blog - Japanese medal/cataloguing

@ykw-and-pkm-poems - Namesake once more

@sparkleonwhisper

@yokaiwatchphotodumps

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Projects & Rewrites:

@yokaiwatchfadetowhite - Comic loosely based on first game of the series with interesting changes!!

(Could've swore there was more here....whoopsie doodles!!)

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That's what I've got for now :) See you some other time!! Happy watching the yokai or whatever they say in Springdale

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(Hiya! Edit Yōmakai from 18/4/25: sorry if you randomly get tagged! Js updating some things ;=u=)

[otterronpas]

Good morning gang, I was messing with an incorrect quotes generator and made this based on one of the quotes I got

Out of context Magoverse Springdale shenanigans! Featuring @cherry-blossom-qf’s UT and @blazingstaro’s Iro, both in human disguises

(also shoutout to @puffballwarrior-blog for the Springdale Magoverse shenanigans, you guys should totally check out their kirby yokai watch au)

Also, the quote in question:

[dark-cynder49]

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO DROP!!

SAYING A LOT OF THINGS AS YO-KAI WATCH!

People in the video:

@welcome-to-octo-space

Sev

YaBoiRay

Elijah

[surprised-spades]

Pinned post!

Figured I should make one of these so people know what they're getting into!

Hi there, you can call me Spades, I use they/it pronouns, I am autistic and chronically ill and I mostly post fandom-related stuff

My current obsession is Limbus Company and to a lesser extent Project Moon media as a whole so I'll mostly be posting about that!

In the past I've posted about sonic, tf2, yokai watch, splatoon, land of the lustrous and pokemon

I make incorrect quotes sometimes and I've started writing fanfic for Limbus my ao3 is Surpised_Spades

Please send me asks if you wanna ask me any questions or just ramble at me, I love hearing people's thoughts!

[thunder-jolt]

Every Incorrect Quote/”Based on Vine” with my Go Nagai Linkers; Sayaka, Mirai, Qiao, Rosita, and Hyeong...

Qiao: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULLSHIT?! EXCITEMINT MY ASS!

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Sayaka: Are you hungry right now?

Rosita: Not at all.

Sayaka: REALLY?! I’m SO hungry!

Rosita: Then you should probably eat. (I’m sure there’s a restaurant nearby...)

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*Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays, Mirai Asuka drives in, and lowers the music’s volume*

Mirai: It’s Britney, bitch.

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Qiao: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Hyeong: I, shaved my eyebrows.

Qiao: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Hyeong: I don’t know.

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Sayaka: Violets are blue, Roses are red-

Hyeong: *sees Enma-Kun’s death* YO, HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!

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Mirai: Photobombing is so 2014, stop it YA STUPID, FUCKING DINOSAUR!

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Sayaka: Story time! *introduces the Go Nagai Linkers* Only one of them can strike the mightiest of poses.

Mirai: *tries her best to pose*

Rosita: *poses like a female sports star*

Hyeong: *does a split*

Sayaka: Oh shi-

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Rosita: I DON’T WHAT YOU’RE ON- *Hyeong burns an evil corporation’s building, full of people inside* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!

Hyeong: Woah!

Rosita: BITCH STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

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Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I rove rou!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROU!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROOUUU!

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Hyeong: Hey, you sell crack here?

Mirai: Hm. I wish, but no.

Hyeong: Oh.

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Some girl: So is this gonna be a thing? Me and you?

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: MY DICK FELL OFF!

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Mirai: You wanna make out?

Sayaka: No. (Not right now...)

Mirai: *internally crying* Me neither, I wanna go to sleep. *snores*

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Rosita: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.

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Devilman, roasting Shadius: His hair? WACK! His jewelry? WACK! His foot stance? WACK! The way that he talks? WACK! The way that he doesn’t like to smile? WACK! Me? I’M TIGHT AS FU-

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Rosita: Every kiss starts with K!

Ryo Asuka: Actually, every kiss starts with consent.

Rosita: Go back to your linker, Mirai. *sprays water*

Ryo Asuka: God damn it-

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Hyeong: Hey girls, and Qiao! I’M HOME!

Rosita: Oh how ni- OH GOD!

Qiao: What in?

Mirai: Oh fu-

Sayaka: Eheheh... Uh, Hyeong? Who or what’s that you got there?

Hyeong: *sipping a boba while holding a leash that holds a giant-ass centipede* A boba! And I got Jo-Jo-Joey!

Rosita, Sayaka, Mirai, and Qiao: *unsure* Uh-huh...

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Ryo Asuka, seeing it all go down in Singapore and seeing Shadius: I’m disgusted. I revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior: Go Nagai, AND THIS IS THE STUFF WE GET?!

Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...

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Rosita: They're right there.

Mirai: What the fuck is this?

Rosita: Watch your profanity...

Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.

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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!

One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*

Qiao: Is- Is it real?

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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!

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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thing?

*Devilman No Uta plays*

Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!

Sayaka: *screeches demonically*

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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.

Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.

Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)

Hyeong: You ain't my mum.

Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-

Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!

(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)

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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.

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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

Qiao: Watch your profanity.

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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!

Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!

Rosita: THE MOTHS?!

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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...

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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!

Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hyeong: But we're going shopping!

Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!

His classmates: Sorry.

Qiao: *internally* It's okay.

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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.

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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-

Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!

Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!

The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does a backflip, breaks sign*

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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?

The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas and avocadoes...

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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newspaper* Immigrants cause cancer...

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Qiao: Toss me my keys.

Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*

Qiao: I said my keys.

Sayaka: I thought you said printer!

Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-

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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...

Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.

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Hyeong: MIRAI!

Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*

Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

Qiao: Yeeeeeee...

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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?

Sayaka: Dancing.

Hyeong: There's no music playing.

Sayaka:

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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.

80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*

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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?

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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...

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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!

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Meanwhile, the links...

Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!

Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-

Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA----

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Kouji Kabuto: Yo, Enma! You want some? *passes an empty can*

Enma-Kun: This bitch empty! YEET! *throws can*

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Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

Sayaka: *holds the 80s Devilman chibi* Here he comes!

Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

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Rosita or Cutie Honey: Let me see what you have!

Hyeong or Enma-Kun: A KNIFE!

Rosita or Cutie Honey: NO!

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80s Devilman chibi: Who-Ah... Whuah?

Devilman: What does that say, Devi-bi?

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

Devilman: NO!

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

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Kouji and Devilman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kouji: That’ll be the last time-

Devilman: NO! DON’T LET GO!

Kouji: I’M DYING! I’M DYING-

Kouji and Devilman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Devilman: So bored...

Enma-Kun: I wish Kouji’s here...

Kouji: HEY GUYS!

Devilman and Enma-Kun: KOUJI!

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Mirai or Ryo: You’re all going to hell. Good bye~

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Sayaka: *to Devilman* You are my DAAAD~!

Chorus: You’re my dad! Boogie-woogie!

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Hyeong: Hey, how much money do you have?

Sayaka: Oh, like 69 cents...

Hyeong: Oh! You know what that means?

Sayaka: *cries* I don’t have enough money for teriyaki chicken...

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Rosita: Um Hyeong, would you read number 23 for the class?

Hyeong: Nah, I can not.

Hyeong: What up? I’m Hyeong, I’m 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Mirai: Psycho Jenny, Psycho Jenny... PSYCHO JENNY! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead...

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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*

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Hyeong: All I wanted to tell you all is that school’s not important; be who you wanted to be. If you wanted to be a dog, RUFF! Y’know?

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May make two more Linkers that aren’t Go Nagai-related, but all and all, here!

@sundove88 and @shonenlinkage

[ykw-shadowside-abridged-official]

Natsume : No… The only one who can ascend… Is our lord… Our savior… Lord Enma…

Shutendoji : You, my princess, will become the one being that is even more powerful. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES !!

[anitoko-17294]

Venoct: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

[mitta-likes-moths]

well this isn’t my incorrect quotes blog for yokai watch

fuck right I should like. Post

Brb pulling up the incorrect quotes generator and putting shit on queue for at least two months