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Babies are socially accepted parasites.

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hebrew: banana cake ✅ (tasty treat with chocolate chips and a glass of milk)

english: banana bread ❌ (dry and depressing. why would you do that to a banana)

"the definition of bread is a linguistic difference. What non-german speaking parts of the world see as bread is simply because of language. Just because german is so strict with the definition and I go crazy seeing various non-bread baked goods (by german definition) get called bread, doesn't that mean it isn't bread by other languages definition." <- me talking to myself whenever I see a 'bread' poll

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truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

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can anyone fact check this?

two guys

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there's no word for "vegetarian" in French

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Hmm, there is an LGBT board on 4chan (!), and it's surprisingly not totally overrun with anti-LGBT folks. It's 4chan obviously so not a fun place to be, but better than I expected.

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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

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the other week i encountered the worst elevator i have found to this point in my life. the doors were manual, and the elevator was controlled by both buttons and a handle used to drive the elevator up and down (i'm honestly still not quite sure how you were supposed to use it). after getting into it, the doors refused to latch properly several times before allowing the elevator to move. almost immediately, we figured out that the elevator had somehow switched into a fully manual driving mode where the buttons seemingly did nothing when we opened the doors only to find the wall of the elevator shaft. after a bit of driving up and down, we managed to get the elevator to a floor, about a foot misaligned, and got off. also this is what the panel looked like:

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Why did you learn Finnish?

To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.

Hope this helps!

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here ya go:

i cant believe that james sommerton has a friend in minsk who has a friend in Pinsk, Whose friend in Omsk Has friend in Tomsk With friend in Akmolinsk. His friend in Alexandrovsk Has friend in Petropavlovsk, Whose friend somehow Is solving now The problem in Dnepropetrovsk

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i cant believe that james sommerton has a friend in minsk who has a friend in Pinsk, Whose friend in Omsk Has friend in Tomsk With friend in Akmolinsk. His friend in Alexandrovsk Has friend in Petropavlovsk, Whose friend somehow Is solving now The problem in Dnepropetrovsk