youngmasterwisdomperson
youngmasterwisdomperson
Thoughts From A Disorganized Brain
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Aroace, writer for fun, reblogger of posts, pacing up and down the hallways as we speak. Ask me about my book, I dare you.
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 23 hours ago
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 23 hours ago
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 3 days ago
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> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 3 days ago
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Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going
"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."
Dinosaur: KAAA! :V
[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 3 days ago
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 3 days ago
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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 3 days ago
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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mirabelle chevalier the character of all time. she's dual type. she's the only confirmed cis character in the entire game. all her moves are named like magical girl attacks. she's not actually the chosen one. she went on a whole journey with the pressure of saving the entire country on her shoulders while also off her anxiety meds. she's taken 150+ classes. she's her god's favorite. she loves horror books. she's even aroace
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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"That sounds like a problem that could be solved by 8d6 fire damage in a 20 foot radius." - our sorcerer, at even the slightest inconvenience
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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youngmasterwisdomperson · 4 days ago
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Wit going off against the Word of Faith movement wasn’t on my bingo card but here we are
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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
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