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A: I'm mad at you, B.

B: Me? Why?

A: I don't know yet. I just am.

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A: My own mother thought I was a monster.

A: She was right of course, but it still hurt.

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A: Hey nerds!

*B, C, and D turn around*

A: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

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A: Poor B... they must be so scared.

(Elsewhere:)

B: You think you're so tough? Why don't you come up here so I can smack that grin off your face!?

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A: Do you really think we'll find it?

B: You want me to be like you or totally honest?

A: Are you saying I'm a liar?

B: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.

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A: How stupid do you think I am?

B: Pretty stupid.

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A: I'm too young to die!

B: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

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A: Do you really think I'd be here if B didn't force me?

C: I like being forced.

A: Keep that to yourself, C.

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A: I don't know about you but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks.

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A: I can't believe I'm stuck here with psycho and a piece of shit!

B: Okay... am I the psycho or the piece of shit?

A: Both!

B: Yeah, that checks.

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A: Care to let us in on your plan, B?

B: I can't.

B: I'm making it up as I go.

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A: Admit it! You like B!

C: What!? Come on!

C: Am I attracted to them? Yes.

C: Do they get me like nobody else does? Absolutely.

C: Do my days feel better when I'm around them? For sure.

C: But do I like them? No!

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A: Uneventful.

B: What?

A: What?

B: I asked if you were close with your father and you sat here in silence for five minutes and then said uneventful.

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A: You're acting like a child!

B: I am a child. What's your excuse?

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A: I found a phone.

B: Whose is it?

A: That's not important.

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A: I can't believe B betrayed us...

C: I can absolutely believe B betrayed us.

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A: I am not a prize to be won!

A: Unless you're hot.

A: Or rich.

A: Or hot and rich.