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A: They won't last a week without you.

B: I'd give them a month on sheer momentum.

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A: I'm a businessman. No more, no less.

B: You're a thief, A.

A: Isn't that what I just said?

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A: You're unpleasant when you're like this, B.

B: I'm always like this.

A: My point exactly.

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A: Don't worry, B. It's going to be great!

A: ...or fine.

A:

A: It's going to be.

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A: Look, I just treat others how I treat myself.

A: Constant criticism until perfection is attained.

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A: Remember, the enemy is only as strong as you are weak.

B: So extremely strong then.

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Doctor: I know you're only here for knee pain but questions we ask everyone: do you want to harm anyone or-

A: Yes.

Doctor: Oh!

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A: My therapist gets a kick out of you.

B: Your therapist knows about me?

A: Oh I spend far too many sessions talking about you.

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A: You can't ignore your past, B.

B: Just watch me.

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A: New people are scary.

A: Actually, just people period.

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A: Do you mind if I come in?

B: Not at all. Do you mind if I leave?

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A: Are you okay?

B: I'm alive.

B: I can tell because of the pain.

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A: Why else would they be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H?

B: ...a bitca?

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A: Somebody wrote die on your wall six times?!

B: It might've been ten, I stopped counting.

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A: I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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A: B, I've been looking for you everywhere!

B: What a coincidence. I've been avoiding you everywhere.

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A: Oh, I'm not a criminal.

B: Not yet you're not.