#source: house

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: You want to kiss me, don’t you?

Rio: I always want to kiss you.

[the-bitch-files]

"one small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind." - Buck, grabbing Eddie's ass while they're hugging

[team-iceflower]

Blake: You should try bondage.

Ruby: I did once, but all she did was tie me down and then complain about being Heiress to the SDC.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Crosshair: Wrecker, would you step outside for a moment?

Wrecker: Why?

Crosshair: Because you irritate me.

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood, to Lucy: You’re deflecting. Only I’m allowed to do that.

[barclaysangel]

Nica: You want to kiss me, don’t you?

Andy: I always want to kiss you.

[peabrainaceattorneyquotes]

Klavier: "I hired you... because you are extremely pretty."

Ema: "You hired me to get into my pants?!"

Klavier: "I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby."

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: You want to kiss me, don't you?

Weiss: I always want to kiss you

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: Are you this rude to all your friends? Void Stiles: Yes, don’t think you’re special.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Waron: we were both wrong

Waron: but not like equally wrong, you were like, six times wronger than me

Zius:

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"I cared for eight seconds. Then I got distracted."

-Astarion, probably

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, to the Avengers: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–

Natasha: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for Steve, everyone just kind of assumed it.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: maybe we can get the denizens to help us fight jack?

Karkat: SOMEWHERE OUT THE IS A TREE, THAT IS WORKING VERY HARD TO PRODUCE OXYGEN SO THAT YOU CAN BREATHE

Karkat: I THINK YOU OWE IT AN APOLOGY

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A: Do you mind if I come in?

B: Not at all. Do you mind if I leave?

[incorrecttigerandbunny]

Antonio: I am drunk.

Antonio: But I'm also right.