#source: the rookie

[i-only-see-daylight]

Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[incorrectzutaraquotes]

zuko: it was just a kiss…not that big of a deal

toph: then why are we talking about it?

zuko: …because…what if it wasn’t just a kiss for her

toph: you think katara has feelings for you

zuko: …no

toph: then she probably sees it how you do, just a weird thing you had to do for work

zuko: right…

toph, smiling: zuko…do you have feelings for katara ??

zuko: no !! no, i’m dating mai. and katara is with aang. AND i’m the firelord, so…

toph: all true, not what i asked

[745voiceofthepeople]

Azula opened her front door to persistent knocking. She noticed it was a person clothed in only a towel. A beautiful women in fact.

Azula: …Hello?

Katara: Hi, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m dog sitting for your neighbors and I kind of locked myself out

Azula turns and heaps a jacket from the coat hanger. She proceeds to give it to the stranger.

Azula: Here you go!

Katara: Oh my, Tui and La, yes! [she puts the jacket on] not sure how much time you’ve spent on public wearing only a towel, but it’s terrifying

Azula: um… did you wanna come in?

Katara: You’re not a serial killer are you? Not that that wouldn’t be the perfect bookend to this morning from Hell [Katara walks into the house and Azula closes the door behind her]

Azula: We’ll I’m actually a police officer, so the truth is that I’m sworn to protect you

Katara: Me personally?

Azula: [Azula nods her head] You Especially

Katara: [Katara smirks and grunts at this]

Azula: So I’m imagining the dog got out while you were getting into the shower

Katara: That little asshole was sitting on the lawn, staring at me threw the window. So I threw in towel, went out to get him, and we’ll… the rest is obvious.

Azula: Which house are you staying in?

Katara: The Green Craftsmen

Azula: Aang and Toph’s place. I think they gave me a spare key [Azula and Katara proceed to walk over to were the spare key is placed]

Katara: My luck is turning around. I’m Katara by the way

Azula: Azula. How do you know Aang and Toph?

Katara: I work with Aang

Azula: you’re a firefighter?

Katara: Yeah. But you can’t ever tell Aang about this, because the Firehouse would never let me live it down

Azula: No problem, it’ll be our first secret

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Jesper: “Clearly I make an impact on people.” Kaz: “So did Polio.”

[40sjoyner]

Hen: ever considered therapy?

Buck: what makes you think i’m not already in therapy?

Hen: …

Hen: ever considered more therapy

[sugar-bi-scuit]

Feng Xin: I would never cheat on you-

Mu Qing: I know because you're afraid of me.🙄

Feng Xin: ...because I'm in love with you.🤨

[perplexed-angel]

Dean: *stops the apocalypse* Cas: Dean, I take back every negative thing I've said about you Dean: you've said negative things about me?

[antoinetriplettsupremacy]

mack: ever considered therapy?

daisy: what makes you think i’m not already in therapy?

mack: …

mack: ever considered more therapy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Melissa: Do you need anything? Scott: The last 24 hours back Melissa: I'm afraid I don't have that power Scott: A hug

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: I don't need you protecting me.

Rowan: I know. 

Aelin: So, clearly what you're saying is you need me protecting you.

Rowan: Clearly. You know me so well.

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Sir Cumference: The only thing certain about this job is that it’s unpredictable. Stratos Spheros: Is that why the Round House is on fire?

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Nita: Do you need anything? Kovit: The last 24 hours back Nita: I'm afraid I don't have that power Kovit: A hug

[incorrectcuphead]

cuphead: so, just to be clear, since we left you three days ago, we broke your glasses, broke into a cookie factory, went to prison, broke out of prison and you haven’t moved.

elder kettle: moving is overrated.

[misguided-ghostz]

Zuko: Hey! I’m making scrabbled eggs for breakfast!

Katara:Morning. Hey Zuko, I think I’m late.

Zuko: oh?I can make you breakfast to go.

Katara: No. I think I’m late.

Zuko: Let me grab my car keys and I’ll drop you off.

Katara: Late as in I think I’m pregnant.

Zuko: ahhhh. So no scrabbled eggs?

[dylanconrique]

tim "i'm not trying to be romantic" → gets his girlfriend a 1st place trophy before she even takes the detectives exam because he believes in her so much, and then writing in a little '7' next to it after she notified him that she didn't do as well as she had hoped SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING ROMANTIC TO ME.