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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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How good/ bad are you at those? 👊🌲🎵

👊 — fighting

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

🎵 — singing

He sneers joylessly. “Who do you think I am?! I’m from the best at fighting. Don’t you know how many been beaten up by me?!” He purposely not mentioned that he wasn’t the best. Jiang Cheng is one proud man, but his face isn’t that thick neither.

For a while he seems almost perplex, behind the frown on his face. “What does it even mean? How good am I at ‘surviving in the wildness’? Once again, don’t you know who you are talking to??” He rolls his eyes out of frustration, his teeth grit. “How do you think I survive after my whole sect been destroyed? How do you think I do, when so young, when I lost my home and parents, to rebuild my sect?!” He’s now really mad.. Zidian crackling its purple sparkling, He’s over his own patience.

When the last question came, it first takes it as a joke. “You-?!” His eyes sending the same lightning as his ring weapon. “What kind of question is- ... All of this is just nonsense.. I do learn to sing, of course. Us Jiang know a lot of technique to prevent possession and to keep the demons away, how could I not know how to sing??” As earlier, Jiang Cheng did answer, to proud to prove his own power and supremacy over who is a good question, even if the answer may be as simple as over everyone, but he didn’t just answer how good or how bad he was at it. He just vents he learns to and he ‘knows how to sing’. Let see someday, when he would have to put that pride of his aside with sword and ring, and use his deep voice as only weapon.

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gif request: Why not be angry?…

“Anger was better than tears, better than grief, better than guilt.”   {George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows}

➺ jiang cheng; the untamed, eps. 24, 25, 26, 46, 16, 48

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☝ first time you stalk someone

"I don't stalk! I've used to.. survey people which may be that asshole of Yiling Patriarch! But what about stalking in that?!"

"As for.. the few people that are important.. I never stalk okay?! I just.. I just watch them! To be sure there's no trouble for them. Look at that brat of Jin Ling! If I wasnt there to watch his back, he should have died for long!"

"... What do you mean.. 'what about Zewu-Zun?'... I-"

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☝ first time you heard weird noise from Wei Ying's room?

He frowns, grimacing. "When did I not hear weird noise from Wei Ying's room.. That weirdo always did shady experience in his room."

"..." He remains silent for a while.

"And for the.. other.. kind of.. urgh..weird noise.. like.. whatever he does with Huanguang-Zun, he never dared doing it at Lotus Pier. He knows I'd kill him for good."

"And about before his death.." The man's now sneering. "That brat is dead a virgin."

Meanwhile, in Wei Ying's room, at Lotus Pier.

"Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan! Shh!" Whispers a panting voice. "The bed is too noisy! La-Lan Zhan! Lan Er-geg-!"

The figure dressed in white seems to not really care about those words, until a silent spell is cast and the hugged bodies end up to the floor.

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Send me a song title that reminds you of my muse and my muse will react to it.

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Muse skillset symbol meme

Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!

💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️  — sports

🏊 — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

➗ — mathematics

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Time for firsts! Send ☝ + an action or activity for my muse to talk about their first time trying it

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Roast my muse. Tell them the hard truths about themselves that they need to hear.

Alternatively, send 🔥 + a URL/name and my muse will roast them.

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A Discord serve with MDZS content

Hey everyone!  Since some years, my friend @the-unamed-tm and I have been exchanging a ridiculous amount of hcs and developed them to actual ficlet/roleplay threads for the fandoms we’re into. MDZS obviously takes a great part of those, and lately we decided to open an public discord serve (for 18+ readers) to share them with people. So far we have A LOT of content for XiCheng, XiYao, NieYao, the 3zun and some fine strokes of Ruohan/Qiren, the Yi-city-circle and Nie Huaisang. 

For all who are interested, please feel free to join us there. We’re looking forwards to have your feedback on already existed works, as well as the chance to produce more content with more people. ;)

Click here to join us – https://discord.gg/JzuWvM

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Do you want to eat lotus seeds? I will remove the skin for you

"I.. could remove the skin of it myself." He answered, rather surprised, still concerned. Kind of, somewhat, interested.

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Since when do you know you're gay?

“What?? What do you mean gay?? I’m no cut sleeves!” He pulls Zidian out. “Go ask Wei Wuxian!” And now, he’s angry. Again.. well, is that anger or fluster? Who can tell?

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Quarantine is boring, meanwhile.. Here is Nyan Cheng and Mew Yao for y’all

Here the link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/35494 

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“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

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The Untamed 陈情令 Prop Stills

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i just want him to be happy and be with all of the dogs

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learning from jiujiu