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you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture
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best bros here to save the world (through volleyball <3)
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Yooo so every year im getting better and better???!!? This shit's crazy, i need to tell my 13yo self that!
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in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor
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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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I try to take too much responsibility on myself, just like Sara Chidouin. I try to carry the weight of the world on my own frail shoulders and feel so bad when i fail. I try to save every single person from loneliness because i know what it's like to have no one care about you, no one to talk to, i want to give everyone time and attention and effort until o can give no more and i forget about myself. There's nothing worse than the feel of guilt i get when i feel like I can't fulfil something I'm supposed to do, when i feel like i fail my friends or family, like I'm just a big disappointment to them and loser in life altogether.
But im giving myself impossible standards that no human can reach, i aim for perfect and become disappointed when i get anything less than that. This is not how lofe is supposed to be. People are not meant to be perfect and always self-sacrifing and putting others first. We make mistakes, we care about our own well-being, we get selfish, we forget and make errors again and again and it's all a part of being human.
If somebody expects a 100% succes rate out of you or that you're always collected and control your emotions – that's toxic and they deserve no place in your life. If that someone is you, well then, you better work on that and learn to give yourself time and space to rest, try and make mistakes, learn how to take care of yourself and learn how to love yourself not despite your flaws, but with them.
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you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you
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obsessed with baby capybaras
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"You have already left kudos here :)"
Dear ao3, i know and I don't care. now if u'll excuse me, im gonna click this button as many times as it takes to feel like the appropriate amount of love i have for this work has been put into it
JUST LET ME LEAVE MULTIPLE KUDOS YOU BASTARDS
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I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme
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would anyone believe me when I say this is my first piece of spn fanart? cause it is. I’m in love with Rowena
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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My butch and I are both lesbians. We are, neither of us, men.
But I call him my boyfriend. I call him my boytoy, my boy, sir, Mr., guy. Cause this language makes him happy. It supports his gender and expression, and it makes him happy.
Butches of all flavors and types have been using he/him pronouns and masculine language forever. Butches have been called boy, guy, boyfriend. Butches have used "traditionally masculine" names like Mitch, Ed, Mac, Joe.
Cause guess what?
Language is fake! It's all made up! If it makes you happy, use it! Wanna call yourself "boy," even if you're not a man? Do it! Wanna be called "boyfriend," even if you're not a guy? Go for it!
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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit
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