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this deleted scene is legit about Chris Evans dragging Trump on twitter 
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There's my plans for saterday made
‼️ TUA PSA ‼️
I’m organizing an ALL-DAY Umbrella Academy rewatch this SATURDAY, MARCH 23, from when you wake up to when you SLEEP.
WE ARE GONNA MAKE @NETFLIX GIVE US THE OFFICIAL NOTICE THAT THEY ARE RENEWING THE SHOW BY THE END OF MARCH!
Watch it EVERYWHERE - on mobile, on your laptop, on your Smart TV - everywhere! Anywhere! At the same time! And you don’t even have to watch watch—
JUST PLAY THE DAMN THING!
Put it on mute, go to the grocery store, make l*ve while it’s on in the background, write a story, ANYTHING!! Just Play It - all goddamn day
Please reblog to spread awareness AND SET YOUR CALENDARS!!!!!! Let’s show them the strength of this fandom!!! 💟☂️🔮
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klaus as a kid trying to pretend the ghost of louis xvi is talking to him rather than actually do his history project
Plot twist: Klaus “accidentally” convinces the media that he can talk to Louis xvi and tells the world he started the illuminate
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Sleep It Off, Darling
AO3 or FFN
1.4k, Klaus & Everyone, M-rating (language), Canon AU
Summary: Not using makes it feel like there’s pieces of broken glass underneath Klaus’s skin. Rattling around inside his teeth.
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Did klaus cut his army top into a crop top? I think he did. I am so proud.
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Pairings: Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz
Chapters: ½
Word Count: 13,123
With half the unit’s eyes trained on him, Klaus starts to talk, all frenzied hands and Cheshire grins and twisted mischief. But it’s not one of his typical, wild tales of parties gone awry and curiosities found in dumpsters. It’s an epic. 43 women miraculously gave birth. A fabulously rich man adopted- the word Klaus uses is “bought”- seven of them, numbered them, and raised them to save the world using their mysterious superpowers.
“Number Four. My legal name. Number Four Hargreeves.”
“Ain’t on your dog tag.”
“Well, I’m getting to that.”
Dave hangs back when he tells his stories. Klaus is dangerous for him. He figures there’s no harm in listening in, but then again: the others don’t watch Klaus like he does.
or
(Dave falls in love, much too quickly. Klaus tries to find him, much too late. Death isn’t what they think it is.)
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Did they even give Robert Sheehan a script or did they just get him drunk put him in a skirt and let him loose
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SLYTHERIN PLAYLIST AS PROMISED
all right so I’m not going to pretend like they’re all the same genre or style or artist. I threw in a little of everything, so enjoy. It’s also extremely short (part 2 is on the way).
I’m also not going to prentend like this is the greatest themed playlist on the face of the earth. I put in what I thought captured the spirit of our beloved Slytherin house— whether based on lyrics, style of music, or just vibe. Again, enjoy.
- I Don’t Care, Fall Out Boy
- Mad World, Tears for Fears
- Another One Bites the Dust, Queen
- Ain’t It Fun, Paramore
- Silence, Marshmello
- Cooler Than Me, Mike Posner
- Heathens, Twenty One Pilots
- Centuries, Fall Out Boy
- Fame < Infamy, Fall Out Boy
- Devastation and Reform, Relient K
- The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty, Panic! At the Disco
- Seven Nation Army, The White Stripes
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World, Tears for Fears
- Shout, Tears for Fears
- We Will Rock You, Queen
- Invincible, Pat Benatar
- I Don’t Need A Soul, Relient K
- Sahara, Relient K
- Royals, Lorde
- Girls/Girls/Boys, Panic! At the Disco
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CO-WRITER/BETA-READER FOR A REALLY COOL HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION NEEDED
i really want someone to talk through idea’s with and hopefully become friends with as it is a large project so we would be in communication a lot
it is a re-write of the entire series and here are the changes:
Fem!Harry (Iris) and Fem!Draco ( Nymphadora - yes i know that’s tonks name but i swear i have a good excuse!) 
eventual Iris x Draco yah know im a sucker for Gryffindor x Slytherin girlfriends because im a useless lesbian who lives through fictional characters 
deals with themes of abuse and the many different faces it can have.
Deals with mental health issues in later books
fix’s the many fucking things that annoy me about Harry Potter when its 4am an dim drunk 
Will have its own plots that co-exist with the the original plot or manipulate the original plot into something different 
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Chapter 3 is up my dudes, if you're interested in being a beta reader for this story, hit me up! You’ll get early access to chapters and insight on where this series will be going.
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Chapter 3
i swear to fuck this chapter is the definition of 
can i copy your homework?
sure just change it up a bit.
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Iris Lilly Potter and the dumb-ass adults who seriously need to listen to her
or as i have taken to calling it YourFavouriteManicPixie and the story that seriously needs a beta reader...
if your interested and don’t mind the harsh topic this fic faces then please hit me up. the title of this fic is above and you can find the first 2 chapters on A03, my username is the same.
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Dudley Dursley, Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley Additional Tags: Female Harry Potter, Female Draco Malfoy, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Anxiety, iris is a fucking badass, seriously this kid will beat you up, someone giver her a goddamm hug, Lucius Malfoy Being an Asshole, draco will still be called draco because im not original, iris and draco will end up together worry not, Ron Weasley Bashing, Albus Dumbledore Being an Idiot, Iris looks like lilly and severus cant cope, Iris is a true daughter of james and mcgonagall wants to retire, weasley twins are unofficial bodyguards for the girl who lived, ron is an asshole sorry, Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things, Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings, Hogwarts First Year, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, slightly toasted avocado is my saviour, seriously this biach save my soul, praise the avocado! Summary:
Iris was wild, energy radiated around her like fire. She was like a wild animal ready to defend herself at any given moment, ready to run and ready to fall. Every time her Aunts palm met her face Iris just smiled, picked herself up of the floor and continued living, every time her cousin chased her around the playground Iris was faster always out of reach or hiding while stifling her laughter, every time her uncle hurt her she would refuse to show emotion, refused to cry in his presents, no matter the chosen weapon, fists, belts, even his own pleasure.
Iris is the girl who lived and shes starting her first year at Hogwarts, she trusts no-one but a certain blonde girl with a tight pony tale brings the hyper ginger out of her shell. quidditch and unicorns and Voldemort OH MY!
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