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Feronia: Goddess of Wilderness, Freedmen, and the Untamed

Feronia kids ⛓️‍💥Always late ⛓️‍💥Uninhibited, don’t care about social norms ⛓️‍💥Frequent solo dance parties ⛓️‍💥Ready to lend a hand, no questions asked

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Feronia info ⛓️‍💥

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Janus: God of Choices, Doorways, Beginnings, and Endings

Janus kids 👯‍♂️Practical, analytical 👯‍♂️Flexible morals 👯‍♂️Love meeting new people 👯‍♂️Always prepared

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Janus info 👯‍♂️

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Lupa: Wolf Goddess and Guardian of Rome

Lupa kids 🐺Self-sufficient 🐺Problem solvers 🐺Hate people who whine and complain 🐺Can’t watch a movie without pointing out inconsistencies

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Lupa info 🐺

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Mefitis: Goddess of Noxious Vapors

Mefitis kids ☣️Loners ☣️Too cool for school ☣️Super underground, niche interests ☣️Deep thinkers

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Mefitis info ☣️

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Mithras: God of Roman Warriors, the Legion, and Empire

Mithras kids 🔪Snitches get stitches 🔪Perfected the art of the eye-roll 🔪All or nothing 🔪Strong sense of self-worth

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Mithras info 🔪

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Who is your godly parent?

A Quasi-Quiz for PJO Fans

I’ve had a few people request that I help them decide who their godly parent is and, because my brain loves a spreadsheet, I ended up coming up with a standardized system to rate various personality traits of the 80+ gods I've covered. 

Now, if you’re interested, you can fill out your own responses in this rating system and I’ll let you know which god(s) you align most closely with!

Of course this is just subjective fun—my rating system is all based on my opinion, and I’m a big believer that you should just pick whatever god you vibe with the most. But if you’re curious or looking for a place to start, take the quiz!

(https://forms.gle/X51PBcv8F3vsqvqB9)

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Pomona: Goddess of Plenty

Pomona kids 🌳Cautious 🌳Protect their peace 🌳Voracious readers 🌳Struggle to make friends

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Pomona info 🌳

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Potina: Goddess of Childhood Drinks

Potina kids 🧃No boundaries 🧃Want the tea (both the gossip and the drink) 🧃Huge fans of FaceTime/video calls 🧃Affectionate

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Potina info 🧃

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Terminus: God of Boundaries

Terminus kids 🗽Trying to get an A in therapy 🗽Meticulous 🗽High-strung high-achievers 🗽Good judgment

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Terminus info 🗽

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Tiberinus: God of the Tiber River

Tiberinus kids 🛵Warm 🛵White knight syndrome 🛵Effortlessly cool 🛵Unambitious

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Tiberinus info 🛵

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Vertumnus: God of Seasonal Change and Plant Growth

Vertumnus kids 🌿Persuasive 🌿Great conversationalists 🌿Open to trying new things 🌿Way too active on social media

(Roman God; No Greek Equivalent) Link in bio for more Vertumnus info 🌿

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could you terminus, the god of boundaries? i noticed they weren’t in ur list of gods <3

mwah xoxo /p

Yes, coming soon!! 🧡

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Sea Gods 🌊

(AKA Likely Godly Parents of Aspiring Waterbenders)

Amphitrite: Queen of the Sea

Amphitrite kids 🪸Shy 🪸Accomplished 🪸Hate conflict 🪸Prefer old movies and classic lit over anything contemporary

Delphin: God of Dolphins

Delphin kids 🐬Quick-witted 🐬Loyal friends 🐬Allergic to rules 🐬Don’t like spending time alone

Glaucus: God of Sailors and Fishermen

Glaucus kids 🎣Patient 🎣Good instincts 🎣Unlucky in love 🎣Answer calls and texts right away

Keto: Goddess of Sea Monsters

Keto kids 🦑Love to learn 🦑Always telling you about the latest conspiracy theory 🦑Enthusiastic 🦑Easily offended

Kymopoleia: Goddess of Violent Sea Storms

Kymopoleia kids 🌊Strong personalities 🌊Often misjudged 🌊Messy relationship histories 🌊Obscure music taste

Palaemon: God of Sharks, Harbors and Sailors

Palaemon kids 🦈Great storytellers 🦈Restless 🦈Excellent at keeping secrets 🦈Innate sense of direction

Phorcys: God of the Hidden Dangers of the Deep

Phorcys kids 🐟Tricksters 🐟Know how to work a crowd 🐟Original thinkers 🐟Hot-headed

Poseidon: God of the Sea, Storms, Earthquakes, and Horses

Poseidon kids 🔱Problems with authority 🔱Chill af 🔱Do NOT have their shit together 🔱Somehow everything works out for them

Triton: Messenger God of the Sea and God of the Navy

Triton kids 🐚Know all your business (and judge you) 🐚Team captain vibes 🐚Early risers 🐚Have a temper

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Married Gods 💍

Amphitrite (Queen of the Sea) & Poseidon (God of the Sea, Storms, Earthquakes, and Horses)

Amphitrite kids 🪸Shy 🪸Accomplished 🪸Hate conflict 🪸Prefer old movies and classic lit over anything contemporary

Poseidon kids 🔱Problems with authority 🔱Chill af 🔱Do NOT have their shit together 🔱Somehow everything works out for them

Aphrodite (Goddess of Love and Beauty) & Hephaestus (God of the Forge, Craftsmen, Volcanoes and Fire)

Aphrodite kids ❤️Mad gossips ❤️Discerning ❤️Hate your ex on your behalf ❤️Reality dating shows = bloodsport

Hephaestus kids 🔥Cynical 🔥Brilliant 🔥Need to touch grass sometimes 🔥Great in a crisis

Ariadne (Goddess of Labyrinths and Paths) & Dionysus (God of Wine, Madness and Ecstasy)

Ariadne kids 🧶Bighearted 🧶Resourceful 🧶Abandonment issues 🧶Use a planner religiously

Dionysus kids 🍇Don’t care what other people think 🍇Excellent cooks 🍇Commit to the bit 🍇Will randomly drop off the face of the earth with no explanation

Demeter (Goddess of Agriculture and Harvest) & Karmanor (God of Harvest)

Demeter kids 🌱Authoritative 🌱Slightly unhinged 🌱Can’t stand lazy people 🌱Love being outdoors

Karmanor kids 🌾Community-oriented 🌾Not afraid to get their hands dirty 🌾Obsessed with their local farmer’s market 🌾Indecisive

Epione (Goddess of Soothing Pain) & Asclepius (God of Healing and Medicine)

Epione kids 💊Compassionate 💊Great listeners 💊Clueless when it comes to fashion 💊Can always spot a lie

Asclepius kids 🩺Sleep-deprived 🩺Log major volunteer hours 🩺Trustworthy 🩺Tend to hyperfixate on their current interest

Hera (Goddess of Marriage, Women, Family, and Childbirth; Queen of the Gods) & Zeus (God of the Sky, Lightning, and Thunder; King of the Gods)

Hera kids 🦚Formidable 🦚Know what they want 🦚Never quite satisfied 🦚Love a fancy restaurant

Zeus kids ⚡️Leadership Potential™️ ⚡️Strong sense of existential dread ⚡️No chill ⚡️Fear them

Iris (Goddess of Rainbows and Messenger of Olympus) & Zephyros (God of the Gentle West Wind and Spring)

Iris kids 🌈Peacekeepers, moderators 🌈Kind of woo-woo 🌈#1 enemy of climate change deniers 🌈Maximalism > minimalism

Zephyros kids 🌷Sweethearts 🌷Aspire to a cottagecore lifestyle 🌷Give great compliments 🌷Constantly flake on plans

Keto (Goddess of Sea Monsters) & Phorcys (God of the Hidden Dangers of the Deep)

Keto kids 🦑Love to learn 🦑Always telling you about the latest conspiracy theory 🦑Enthusiastic 🦑Easily offended

Phorcys kids 🐟Tricksters 🐟Know how to work a crowd 🐟Original thinkers 🐟Hot-headed

Persephone (Goddess of Springtime and Queen of the Underworld) & Hades (God of the Dead and Riches; King of the Underworld)

Persephone kids 🌹Kind 🌹Major seasonal depression 🌹Strong sense of stranger danger 🌹Value stability

Hades kids 💀Principled, diligent 💀Caffeine addiction 💀Won’t make direct eye contact 💀Cool under pressure

Psyche (Goddess of the Human Soul) & Eros (God of Erotic Love, Affection and Desire)

Psyche kids 🌟Empathetic 🌟Determined 🌟Major trust issues 🌟Don't like attention

Eros kids 💘Overdramatic 💘Protective 💘Everyone is obsessed with them 💘Serial monogamists

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Lover Boys

Eros & Ganymede & Hymenaios, Aphrodite’s Lieutenants

Eros: God of Erotic Love, Affection and Desire

Eros kids 💘Overdramatic 💘Protective 💘Everyone is obsessed with them 💘Serial monogamists

Ganymede: God of Homosexual Love and Desire; Cupbearer of the Gods

Ganymede kids 🏳️‍🌈Nonjudgmental 🏳️‍🌈Anxious 🏳️‍🌈Struggle to be taken seriously 🏳️‍🌈Always on the cutting edge of trends

Hymenaios: God of Marriage Ceremonies

Hymenaios kids 💍Charming 💍Insightful 💍Always manage to wind up in the most bizarre situations 💍Know how to turn any event into an OCCASION

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The Charites

AKA the Three Graces, Handmaidens of Aphrodite

Aglaïa ("Shining"), Euphrosyne ("Joy"), and Thalia ("Blooming")

Aglaïa: Goddess of Beauty, Splendor, Glory, and Adornment

Aglaïa kids 💎Carefree 💎Masters of constructive feedback 💎Brazen 💎Liked it before it was cool

Euphrosyne: Goddess of Good Cheer, Mirth, Merriment, and Joy

Euphrosyne kids 😊Make everyone around them feel comfortable and included 😊Stress bakers 😊Unprejudiced 😊Hyper

Thalia: Goddess of Festivity and Banquets

Thalia kids 🎈Have 8000 close friends 🎈Always organize the hangout plans 🎈Get bored easily 🎈Love brunch

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Chaos Twins²

Ares & Enyo, twin brother and sister, gods of war + Phobos & Deimos, twin sons of Ares and Aphrodite, gods of fear

Ares: God of War

Ares kids ⚔️Brash ⚔️Tell it like it is ⚔️Think everything is funny ⚔️#1 fan of their professional sports team of choice

Enyo: Goddess of War, Destruction, and Devastation

Enyo kids 💣Highly competent 💣Adrenaline junkies 💣Hate being ignored 💣More is more

Phobos: God of Personal Fear, Panic, and Rout

Phobos kids 🌫️Intimidating 🌫️Perceptive 🌫️Prefer one-on-one hangouts over big group plans 🌫️Love true crime podcasts

Deimos: God of Terror, Panic, and Dread

Deimos kids 😱INTIMIDATING 😱Big egos 😱Masterminds of the group chat 😱Love video games