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'Type A' Gods ☑️

(AKA Likely Godly Parents of People With a Plan)

Athena: Goddess of Wisdom, Strategy, and the Arts

Athena kids 🧠Type A overachievers 🧠Chip on their shoulder 🧠Don’t have time for your nonsense 🧠Gcal enthusiasts

Hades: God of the Dead and Riches; King of the Underworld

Hades kids 💀Principled, diligent 💀Caffeine addiction 💀Won’t make direct eye contact 💀Cool under pressure

Hera: Goddess of Marriage, Women, Family, and Childbirth; Queen of the Gods

Hera kids 🦚Formidable 🦚Know what they want 🦚Never quite satisfied 🦚Love a fancy restaurant

Hygieia: Goddess of Good Health, Cleanliness and Hygiene

Hygieia kids 🧼Have their act together 🧼OCD tendencies 🧼Follow a 50-step skincare routine 🧼Always ready to help out

Khione: Goddess of Snow

Khione kids ❄️Careful, composed ❄️Manipulative ❄️Can't stand incompetence ❄️Excellent fashion sense

Nemesis: Goddess of Balance, Retribution, and Vengeance

Nemesis kids ⚖️Realists ⚖️Hate capitalism (#EatTheRich) ⚖️Love to argue ⚖️Uncompromising

Terminus: God of Boundaries

Terminus kids 🗽Trying to get an A in therapy 🗽Meticulous 🗽High-strung high-achievers 🗽Good judgment

Triptolemus: God of Farming

Triptolemus kids 🚜Country kids at heart 🚜Responsible 🚜Take a while to warm up to strangers 🚜Love a party

Triton: Messenger God of the Sea and God of the Navy

Triton kids 🐚Know all your business (and judge you) 🐚Team captain vibes 🐚Early risers 🐚Have a temper

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The Protogenoi

Primordial Gods; The First Race of Immortals

Aither: Primordial God of the Upper Air and Light

Aither kids ⛅️Daydreamers ⛅️Take everything at face value ⛅️Drive windows down, volume cranked high ⛅️Magnanimous

Akhlys: Primordial Goddess of Misery and Poison

Akhlys kids ☠️Nihilists ☠️Serious self-esteem problems ☠️Can clock your red flags from a mile away ☠️Unimpressed

Chaos: Primordial Goddess of the Void

Chaos kids ⚪️Extremely chill ⚪️Antisocial ⚪️Uncomplicated ⚪️Always the first to discover cool new music and trends

Elpis: Primordial Goddess of Hope

Elpis kids 🕊️Encouraging 🕊️Can find beauty wherever they look 🕊️Harboring big dreams 🕊️Don’t know when to quit

Erebos: Primordial God of the Darkness and Mist

Erebos kids 🌘Intense, curious 🌘Present in the moment 🌘Prolonged eye contact 🌘Read Wikipedia for fun

Gaea: Primordial Goddess of the Earth

Gaea kids ⛰️Proud ⛰️Serene ⛰️Long-term planners ⛰️Don’t give second chances

Hemera: Primordial Goddess of the Day

Hemera kids 🌅Habitually optimistic 🌅Love to explore new places 🌅Can’t walk away from a confrontation 🌅Persistent

Nyx: Primordial Goddess of the Night

Nyx kids 🌌Pessimists 🌌Vitamin D deficient 🌌Speak their minds 🌌Not to be messed with

Ouranos: Primordial God of the Sky

Ouranos kids 🌠Reserved 🌠Hold themselves to a high standard 🌠Missing a sensitivity chip 🌠Great at making friends, bad at keeping them

Pontos: Primordial God of the Sea

Pontos kids 🧜‍♂️Seem to have been everywhere already 🧜‍♂️Dad energy 🧜‍♂️Slow to anger 🧜‍♂️Won’t catch them inside on a nice day

Tartarus: Primordial God of the Abyss

Tartarus kids ⚫️Highkey scary ⚫️Lowkey loving life ⚫️Rock n Roll, baby ⚫️Laughing at you, not with you

Thalassa: Primordial Goddess of the Sea

Thalassa kids 🧜‍♀️Seem to have an answer for everything 🧜‍♀️Cool aunt energy 🧜‍♀️Slow to judge 🧜‍♀️Won’t catch them underdressed

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Elpis: Primordial Goddess of Hope

Elpis kids 🕊️Encouraging 🕊️Can find beauty wherever they look 🕊️Harboring big dreams 🕊️Don’t know when to quit

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Spes

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Akhlys: Primordial Goddess of Misery and Poison

Akhlys kids ☠️Nihilists ☠️Serious self-esteem problems ☠️Can clock your red flags from a mile away ☠️Unimpressed

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Caligo

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Unproblematic Fav Gods

🤟 (AKA Likely Godly Parents of the Chill and Well-Adjusted)

Amphitrite: Queen of the Sea

Amphitrite kids 🪸Shy 🪸Accomplished 🪸Hate conflict 🪸Prefer old movies and classic lit over anything contemporary

Aristaeus: God of Cheesemakers, Beekeepers, and Rural Crafts

Aristaeus kids 🐝Dog people 🐝Unproblematic 🐝Don’t keep up with the news 🐝Boring but fine with that

Epione: Goddess of Soothing Pain

Epione kids 💊Compassionate 💊Great listeners 💊Clueless when it comes to fashion 💊Can always spot a lie

Eubouleus: God of Swineherds

Eubouleus kids 🐷Observant 🐷Great teachers, trainers 🐷Satisfied with what they have 🐷Can’t stop watching the same comfort TV show on repeat

Hestia: Goddess of the Hearth, Home and Family

Hestia kids 🕯️Self-possessed, contented 🕯️Eldest child syndrome 🕯️Go a bit overboard for holidays 🕯️Keep a small but close social circle

Iris: Goddess of Rainbows and Messenger of Olympus

Iris kids 🌈Peacekeepers, moderators 🌈Kind of woo-woo 🌈#1 enemy of climate change deniers 🌈Maximalism > minimalism

Karmanor: God of Harvest

Karmanor kids 🌾Community-oriented 🌾Not afraid to get their hands dirty 🌾Obsessed with their local farmer’s market 🌾Indecisive

Tiberinus: God of the Tiber River

Tiberinus kids 🛵Warm 🛵White knight syndrome 🛵Effortlessly cool 🛵Unambitious

Zephyros: God of the Gentle West Wind and Spring

Zephyros kids 🌷Sweethearts 🌷Aspire to a cottagecore lifestyle 🌷Give great compliments 🌷Constantly flake on plans

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Party Gods 🪩

(AKA Likely Godly Parents of Those Who Know How to Have Fun)

Dionysus: God of Wine, Madness and Ecstasy

Dionysus kids 🍇Don’t care what other people think 🍇Excellent cooks 🍇Commit to the bit 🍇Will randomly drop off the face of the earth with no explanation

Euphrosyne: Goddess of Good Cheer, Mirth, Merriment, and Joy

Euphrosyne kids 😊Make everyone around them feel comfortable and included 😊Stress bakers 😊Unprejudiced 😊Hyper

Hebe: Goddess of Youth, Vitality, and Forgiveness

Hebe kids 👶Live in the moment 👶Their way or the highway 👶Quietly generous 👶Love game nights

Hedone: Goddess of Joy and Pleasure

Hedone kids 🤩Rays of sunshine 🤩No thoughts, just vibes 🤩Major sweet tooth 🤩Can be selfish, inconsiderate

Hymenaios: God of Marriage Ceremonies

Hymenaios kids 💍Charming 💍Insightful 💍Always manage to wind up in the most bizarre situations 💍Know how to turn any event into an OCCASION

Terpsichore: Muse of Dance and Choral Songs

Terpsichore kids 🩰They can groove, baby 🩰Disciplined 🩰Overly self-critical 🩰Make a new playlist for every occasion

Thalia: Muse of Comedy

Thalia kids 🤣Memes for days 🤣Deeply unserious 🤣Want their therapist to like them 🤣Cool shoes

Thalia: Goddess of Festivity and Banquets

Thalia kids 🎈Have 8000 close friends 🎈Always organize the hangout plans 🎈Get bored easily 🎈Love brunch

Tyche: Goddess of Luck and Fortune

Tyche kids 🍀Have it all 🍀Life comes easy to them 🍀Yes its annoying for everyone else 🍀They stay unbothered

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Erebos: Primordial God of the Darkness and Mist

Erebos kids 🌘Intense, curious 🌘Present in the moment 🌘Prolonged eye contact 🌘Read Wikipedia for fun

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Aither: Primordial God of the Upper Air and Light

Aither kids ⛅️Daydreamers ⛅️Take everything at face value ⛅️Drive windows down, volume cranked high ⛅️Magnanimous

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Hemera: Primordial Goddess of the Day

Hemera kids 🌅Habitually optimistic 🌅Love to explore new places 🌅Can’t walk away from a confrontation 🌅Persistent

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Dies

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Mind Gods 🧠

(AKA Likely Godly Parents of Those Who Know How To Use Their Heads)

Apollo: God of the Sun, Healing, Art, Music, Archery, and Prophecy

Apollo kids ☀️Glass half-full types ☀️Multi-talented ☀️Cool but approachable ☀️Snack food connoisseurs

Ariadne: Goddess of Labyrinths and Paths

Ariadne kids 🧶Bighearted 🧶Resourceful 🧶Abandonment issues 🧶Use a planner religiously

Asclepius: God of Healing and Medicine

Asclepius kids 🩺Sleep-deprived 🩺Log major volunteer hours 🩺Trustworthy 🩺Tend to hyperfixate on their current interest

Athena: Goddess of Wisdom, Strategy, and the Arts

Athena kids 🧠Type A overachievers 🧠Chip on their shoulder 🧠Don’t have time for your nonsense 🧠Gcal enthusiasts

Calliope: Muse of Epic Poetry

Calliope kids ✍️In charge ✍️Pull a concerning amount of all-nighters ✍️Will roast you to your face if necessary ✍️Cerebral

Clio: Muse of History

Clio kids 📜Bookish 📜Love a guided tour 📜Stubborn 📜Make everyone around them feel recognized and valued

Hephaestus: God of the Forge, Craftsmen, Volcanoes and Fire

Hephaestus kids 🔥Cynical 🔥Brilliant 🔥Need to touch grass sometimes 🔥Great in a crisis

Morpheus: God of Dreams

Morpheus kids 💭Openhearted 💭Social chameleons, can get along with anyone 💭Easily distracted 💭Movie lovers

Urania: Muse of Astronomy

Urania kids 🪐Own too many houseplants 🪐Can guess your astrological sign on sight 🪐Overthinkers 🪐Give great advice

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"Choose Your Fighter" Gods 🗡️

(AKA Likely Godly Parents of the Overly Confrontational)

Ares: God of War

Ares kids ⚔️Brash ⚔️Tell it like it is ⚔️Think everything is funny ⚔️#1 fan of their professional sports team of choice

Deimos: God of Terror, Panic, and Dread

Deimos kids 😱INTIMIDATING 😱Big egos 😱Masterminds of the group chat 😱Love video games

Enyo: Goddess of War, Destruction, and Devastation

Enyo kids 💣Highly competent 💣Adrenaline junkies 💣Hate being ignored 💣More is more

Eris: Goddess of Chaos, Discord, and Strife

Eris kids 🚨Dark sense of humor 🚨Can’t mind their own business 🚨Love horror movies 🚨Cunning

Lupa: Wolf Goddess and Guardian of Rome

Lupa kids 🐺Self-sufficient 🐺Problem solvers 🐺Hate people who whine and complain 🐺Can’t watch a movie without pointing out inconsistencies

Kymopoleia: Goddess of Violent Sea Storms

Kymopoleia kids 🌊Strong personalities 🌊Often misjudged 🌊Messy relationship histories 🌊Obscure music taste

Mithras: God of Roman Warriors, the Legion, and Empire

Mithras kids 🔪Snitches get stitches 🔪Perfected the art of the eye-roll 🔪All or nothing 🔪Strong sense of self-worth

Phorcys: God of the Hidden Dangers of the Deep

Phorcys kids 🐟Tricksters 🐟Know how to work a crowd 🐟Original thinkers 🐟Hot-headed

Zeus: God of the Sky, Lightning, and Thunder; King of the Gods

Zeus kids ⚡️Leadership Potential™️ ⚡️Strong sense of existential dread ⚡️No chill ⚡️Fear them

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Thalassa: Primordial Goddess of the Sea

Thalassa kids 🧜‍♀️Seem to have an answer for everything 🧜‍♀️Cool aunt energy 🧜‍♀️Slow to judge 🧜‍♀️Won’t catch them underdressed

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Pontos: Primordial God of the Sea

Pontos kids 🧜‍♂️Seem to have been everywhere already 🧜‍♂️Dad energy 🧜‍♂️Slow to anger 🧜‍♂️Won’t catch them inside on a nice day

No Cabin Assigned Yet

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Ouranos: Primordial God of the Sky

Ouranos kids 🌠Reserved 🌠Hold themselves to a high standard 🌠Missing a sensitivity chip 🌠Great at making friends, bad at keeping them

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Caelus

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Gaea: Primordial Goddess of the Earth

Gaea kids ⛰️Proud ⛰️Serene ⛰️Long-term planners ⛰️Don’t give second chances

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Terra

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Tartarus: Primordial God of the Abyss

Tartarus kids ⚫️Highkey scary ⚫️Lowkey loving life ⚫️Rock n Roll, baby ⚫️Laughing at you, not with you

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Tartarus

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Chaos: Primordial Goddess of the Void

Chaos kids ⚪️Extremely chill ⚪️Antisocial ⚪️Uncomplicated ⚪️Always the first to discover cool new music and trends

No Cabin Assigned Yet Roman Aspect: Chaos