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Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

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Easy: Straight and cis girl

What I really am: biromantic demisexual Genderfluid mess

i love how a lot of queer ppl have the same experience of toning down ur identities/labels for cishet people so tag this what you actually label yourself v.s what you tell cishet people

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It started a while ago for me now…

when will i enter my kissing pretty girls era huh??? When???

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Okay i kind want to nico finish

Will: If someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of action?

Nico: T-posing to assert dominance

Will: Absolutely not

Nico: Saying, "Thank you, Lord, for this meal I'm about to have" and then-

Will: Even worse

Percy: No, no, let him finish

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Will: well i wasn't even trying

Nico: I think Will is secretly poisoning me

Jason: Why?

Nico: Whenever I see him, my heart rate picks up and I start to sweat

Jason: He's not poisoning you, Nico, that means you like him

Nico:

Nico: That bitch

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Nico I’m pretty sure that was Mr. D

A guard: What's in the bottle, Sir?

Nico: Water

The Guard: Sir, this is wine

Nico: *gasping* Oh, Jesus did it again!

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Nico sweetie please stop

Will: When's your birthday?

Nico: Why, so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Will: Uhh no, because I want to try and cook breakfast for you and get you flowers on that day

Nico:

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I call it mood

Percy: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Jason: Um, murder?

Leo: Adventuring

Nico: Tuesday

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Oh and I forgot that Allison and Piper do the same thing and Frank is Ben a little bit different

Oh, my god.

Nico Di Angelo is literally Five from the umbrella academy.

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I don't know but i want to start

when will i enter my kissing pretty girls era huh??? When???

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Dude is his phone number you idiot

COFFEE SHOP AU:

Will: enjoy your coffee

Nico: thanks

Nico: *looks at cup* what the fuck?

Will: what?

Nico: my name is not 55764234 how did you possibly get that from Nico?

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I would fall dor this

Nico: I was petting a dog and the owner was like, "Do you wanna see her puppy?" And I was like, "Bruh, fuck yeah!"

Nico: So I for real went to this woman's car with her and the puppy was cute, but I really followed a stranger to her car because she said she had a puppy

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Completly

Oh, my god.

Nico Di Angelo is literally Five from the umbrella academy.

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Maybe because he wants to see what would happen with bessie if he kill him so and he didn't have feelings for Annabeth but yes for Nico he felt so much guilt and debastation(sorry) when Nico run out of camp and Kronos has two very valuable aditions to his army one that can control every liquid and another that has a aura of death if he want

Y'ALL

I'm trying to find some good reasons on why Percy would turn against the God's and demigods other than the common cliche of, "betrayed by Annabeth" etc etc. Does anyone know any good ass reasons?

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Perfect I mean they all work of nico

I mean whatever works amirite

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What just happened here???

Percy and Annabeth txts

Percy: Hey

Annabeth: We need to talk…

Percy: Are you pregnant, cuz if you want an abortion I´m a hundred percent fine with that, Cuz there’s a 30% chance are kid will be a horse a 20% chance our kid will be a fish 10% it will be a god, and 40% a halfbood

Annabeth: …

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As Leo would say "inspirational"

headcannon for the day: Will and Magnus absolutely hate each other and Alex and Nico are besties, thank u for coming to my TedTalk