yourpersonalarchnemesis

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

Do you have any opinions on onions?

Hmmmmm. Interesting question. I don't like them on their own... I wouldn't eat them in anything, actually. Idk. Green onions though, are pretty okay taste wise.

Despite not liking them as a food, they are useful for making your enemies cry.

So, I guess my opinions on onions are pretty nuanced.

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

@i-am-a-fish how do you feel about this

My goal is to out-whimsy I Am A Fish. I will be the most whimsy woo on Tumblr and Fish will forever be only known as sushi.

Mark. My. Words.

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[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

In celebration of EVIL pride month I am going to have EVIL gay sex with my EVIL boyfriend (who also happens to be my right hand man and lab partner)

I am going to wave my EVIL pride flag around at the EVIL pride parade

And I am going to attack the town square with my EVIL trans lesbian monstergirl army

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

UNETHICAL LAB DASHBOARD

💉 Ihatehappyhealthypeople Follow

The subjects are literally being so loud today tf

🕶️ degree_in_idgaf Follow

Maybe it's because you haven't fed them in three weeks???

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🦠 ttbaby Follow

I was literally born yesterday and I think it's offensive that people use this as an insult

🧑‍🔬 microscopicdick Follow

Bro missed everything 😭😭😭

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🥼 thedeviouschemist Follow

What y'all think will happen if I mix nitrogen and sulfur mustard lol

🥼 thedeviouschemist Follow

hopital

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🧪 no1labrat Follow

These idiots literally give me cheese for anything, their puzzles are so easy and I've already figured out not to touch the electric shock button with ease

🧬 hazardous-queer Follow

Don't let them steal your testicles.

🧪no1labrat Follow

What

🧬 hazardous-queer Follow

What

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🔬 pavlov-official Follow

The stimuli is working

🩺 sillysciencecentral Follow

Okay tmi,,, and the patients?

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🐀 pharmaceutical-faggot Follow

It's always what's the subject doing and never how's the subject doing

🫀 re-animator Follow

I mean they do mental assessments on subjects. That is a pretty significant thing that happens. Like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much do ask how the subjects doing.

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🗂️ Imprisonedcore Follow

Thought I'd give you guys an idea of my cell!! 🗞️📦🚿📹

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💊 ijustworkhere Follow

Some fuckass creature escaped the lab and mauled my coworkers again

🥽 Sciencesteve Follow

God forbid women do anything

💊 ijustworkhere Follow

People died, Steven

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⚗️ alphys-fan4life Follow

I hate halloween at the lab, what do you mean you're a horrific mutation? You've been that all year

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[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

Is he even really your right-hand man if you don't pause to make out for a bit in the middle of a long scheming sesh

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

Btw I've gone down a dark path and embraced an evil lifestyle in case anyone feels like cancelling me

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

NOW HIRING

Position: Right Hand Man

Requirements: 1. Must have an evil or neutral alignment (chaotic good is alright too, I guess) 2. Must be able to lift big boxes 3. Must have previous experience managing henchmen, minions, and/or goons 4. Must be open to work on weekends occasionally (for big schemes)

Health and dental insurance will be provided, and life insurance will be paid for if you so choose.

If interested, head to the suspicious looking door in the back alley behind that one McDonald's (you know the one). Knock three times and wait fifteen minutes. You will be escorted to the interview room by Theresa (you'll know her when you see her).

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

Thank you, fishsummoner-official. I will spare you from my death ray

What am I up to? Oh nothing. Just relaxing in my hidden laboratory. All alone. My minions are at a conference. Shame there's no one here to destroy this death ray I have... hmmm...

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

^v^ I mean no I uh I'm still evil and cruel

hi hi hello hey there. :> is that a chip. can I have

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

Where did all these fish come from... Yknow, I've been meaning to build a scary intimidating aquarium actually...

What am I up to? Oh nothing. Just relaxing in my hidden laboratory. All alone. My minions are at a conference. Shame there's no one here to destroy this death ray I have... hmmm...

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

...Fine... just a little piece... but only because it's the worst and most flavorless part of this particular chip! Muhahahha, once again!

hi hi hello hey there. :> is that a chip. can I have

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

MUHAHAHAHHA, no. This is mine!!!

hi hi hello hey there. :> is that a chip. can I have

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

*Getting out a big whiteboard on wheels and frantically scribbling the worst drawing you've ever seen in your life*

Yeah so this is my big plan basically. Not to brag or anything but I worked really hard on it. See that guy there? That's you. I'm going to squish you with this giant mallet (you can see it righhhtttt there). It's cool right? It's a cool plan? I bet you're so scared right now hahaha I mean muahahhaha. You look pretty today did you do your hair different? Fuck uhhh don't even mind that comment let's get back to my evil plan-

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

Are you going to let them talk to you like that?

[yourpersonalarchnemesis]

goddamnit my henchman was gonna betray me so i locked her in with the monster hoping it would fuck her to death but it turns out my evil creation is a pillow princess 😔 literally fuck my stupid mad scientist life