zarasaurus-studios
zarasaurus-studios
zarasaurus studios
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zarasaurus-studios · 1 day ago
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new hyperfixation unlocked
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zarasaurus-studios · 1 month ago
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new profile ⭐️
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zarasaurus-studios · 2 months ago
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I like to think I’d be good at laser tag, but deep down I know Kyle from fourth grade would defeat me
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zarasaurus-studios · 2 months ago
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Now available on my Substack :))
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zarasaurus-studios · 2 months ago
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after the war
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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like to charge reblog to cast
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
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zarasaurus-studios · 3 months ago
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they have a rematch every so often
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zarasaurus-studios · 4 months ago
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hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with
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zarasaurus-studios · 4 months ago
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like mother like son
ref: @wintea-melon 💕
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zarasaurus-studios · 4 months ago
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
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zarasaurus-studios · 4 months ago
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if you showed me good music i will never forget you
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