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Could someone tell me what the fuck Rune Fencer Illyia is??

Every “Top n Upcoming Metroidvanias!” listicle that doesn’t include Rune Fencer Illyia is both a travesty and a farce.

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Yes

Hey, just a friendly reminder:

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

Don't click the Ray-Ban Charity Event Sale link

It's a phishing scam and you WILL get your account hacked

If an account you already follow tags you in a post for it- they've been hacked

Please reblog or tag so other people see

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nonono. DOOFENSHMERTZ is gaslighting candace, if unintentionally. 

I was gonna joke "mom phineas and ferb are gaslighting me" then realized they kind of do technically gaslight candace and now I am losing my mind

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peanut butter baby

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there will no longer be a horse in a hospital. He has been replaced by a doctor. A real doctor. Not a horse pretending to be a doctor. We are free.

SCREECHING

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He’s got my vote

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I have a theory on Gaud and Pukichu

They are the same person pretending to be two different people. Proof? They both have a similar style of nonsensical and cursed textposts. “Why would they do that?” you ask.  Twice the amount of fake internet points

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YES YES YES YE SYE SYE SYE SYE SY EYSE SY

Every time i take a step she gets super exited

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I HAVE RETURNED

I SAY, DESPITE THE FACT THAT LIKE 3 PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM

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ok

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you said lesbian twice

(yes i know the whole thing with sokka, that one kyoshi warrior was an outlier)

is she ya know *pulls out a sword*… lesbian?

is she ya know *pulls out two daggers* …bisexual??

is she ya know *pulls out a staff* …ace?

is she ya know *pulls out a mace* …pan?

is she ya know *pulls out fan*  …….a kyoshi warrior?

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the possums are the best part

Best offer..

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he strong

hmmm

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bold of you to assume nintendo doesnt shoot any employees who mention cdi

Honestly, if Breath of the Wild 2 does have playable Zelda, I don’t even care about the gameplay – I just want her outfit from Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon to make an appearance.

The blouse and vest combo. The dorky little circlet. That fucking belt. All of it.

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How do I play find the vegan

I want to play but I don’t know how

What are the rules?

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Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. Yond's life! oh, this is so hard! heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspect'r number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what doth thee bethink i shouldst. Barry? barry! good now, we've did get the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. What hath happened to thee? whither art thee? - i'm going out. - out? out whither? - out thither. - oh, nay! i has't to, ere i wend to worketh f'r the rest of mine own life. Thou art gonna kicketh the bucket! thou art crazy! holla? another calleth coming in. If 't be true anyone's humour brave, thither's a korean deli on 83rd yond gets their roses the present day. Ho, guys. - behold at yond. - isn't yond the peat we did see yesterday? hold t, son, flight deck's restrict'd. T's tis fine, lou. We're gonna taketh him up. Very much? humour lucky, art thee? sign hither, hither. Just initial yond. - thank thee. - tis fine. Thee did get a rain advisory the present day, and as thee all knoweth, bees cannot fly in rain. So beest careful. As at each moment, gaze thy brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Eke, i did get a couple of reports of root beer being did pour on us. Murphy's in a home because of t, babbling like a cicada! - yond's awful. - and a reminder f'r thee rookies, bee law number one, absolutely nay talking to humans! good now, launch positions! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! black and yellow! holla! thee eft f'r this, hot did shoot? yeah. Yeah, bringeth t on. Wind, check. - antennae, check. - nectar pack, check. - wings, check. - stinger, check. Afeard out of mine own shorts, check. Tis fine, ladies, alloweth's moveth t out! pound those petunias, thee strip'd stem-suckers! all of thee, drain those flowers! wow! i'm out! i can't believeth i'm out! so blue. I feeleth so festinate and free! box kite! wow! flowers! this is blue vaward. We has't roses visual. Bringeth t 'round 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing t 'round. Standeth to the side, peat. T's did get a did bite of a kicketh. Yond is one nectar collector! - ev'r see pollination up close? - nay, sir. I pick up some pollen hither, sprinkle t ov'r hither. Haply a dash ov'r thither, a pinch on yond one. See yond? t's a dram did bite of charm. Yond's most wondrous. Wherefore doth we doth yond? yond's pollen power. Moo pollen, moo flowers, moo nectar, moo honey f'r us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould beest daisies. We not needeth those? oopy yond visual. Wait. One of these flowers seemeth to beest on the moveth. Sayeth again? thou art reporting a moving flower? affirmative. Yond wast on the line! this is the coolest. What is't? i knoweth not, but i'm loving this col'r. T smells valorous. Not like a flower, but i like t. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. T's a dram grabby. Mine own sweet lord of bees! oandy-brain, receiveth off thither! problem! - guys! - this couldst beest lacking valor. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna did hurt. Mama's dram knave. Thou art way out of position, rookie! ooming in at thee like a missile! holp me! i bethink not these art flowers. - shouldst we bid him? - i bethink he knoweth. What is this?! match point! thee can start packing up, honey, because thou art about to consume t! yowser! gross. Thither's a bee in the car! - doth something! - i'm driving! - good morrow, bee. - he's back hither! he's going to sting me! nobody moveth. If 't be true thee moveth not, he wonneth't sting thee. Freeze! he blinked! spray him, granny! what art thee doing?! wow. the tension level out hither is unbelievable. I gotta receiveth home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! mayday! bee going down! ken, couldst thee close the window prithee? ken, couldst thee close the window prithee? oheck out mine own new resume. I madeth t into a fold-out brochure. Thee see? folds out. Oh, nay. Moo humans. I needeth not this. What wast yond? hap

I put the entire bee movie script into a Shakespearean translator

Here goes

According to all known laws of aviation, thither is nay way a bee shouldst beest able to fly. Its wings art too bawbling to receiveth its bacon-fed dram corse off the did grind. The bee, of course, flies concluded, be it because bees care not what humans bethink is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! alloweth's shake t up a dram. Barry! breakfast is eft! ooming! hang on a second. Holla? - barry? - adam? - oan thee believeth this is happening? - i can't. I'll pick thee up. Looking sharp. Useth the stairs. Thy father hath paid valorous wage f'r those. My most humble apology. I'm excit'd. Hither's the graduate. We're very fustian of thee, son. A perfect report card, all b's. Very fustian. Ma! i did get a thing going hither. - thee did get lint on thy fuzz. - ow! yond's me! - waft to us! we'll beest in row 118,000. - farewell! barry, i toldeth thee, stand ho flying in the house! - ho, adam. - ho, barry. - is yond fuzz gel? - a dram. Special day, graduation. Nev'r bethought i'd maketh t. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those wast contrary. Three days college. I'm fain i tooketh a day and hitchhik'd 'round the hive. Thee didst cometh back different. - good morrow, barry. - artie, growing a mustache? looks valorous. - heareth about frankie? - yeah. - thee going to the funeral? - nay, i'm not going. Everybody knoweth, sting someone, thee kicketh the bucket. Waste not t on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he couldst has't just gotten out of the way. Bite this by the ear incorporating an amusement park into our day. Yond's wherefore we needeth not vacations. Knave, quite a did bite of pomp. under the circumstances. - well, adam, the present day we art men. - we art! - bee-men. - amen! hallelujah! students, faculty, distinguish'd bees, prithee welcome dean buzzwell. Welcome, new hive oity graduating class of . 9:15. Yond concludes our ceremonies. And begins thy career at honex industries! shall we pick ourjob the present day? i hath heard t's just orientation. Heads up! hither we wend. Keepeth thy hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - wonder what t'll beest like? - a dram scary. Welcome to honex, a division of honesco and a part of the hexagon group. This is't! wow. Wow. We knoweth yond thee, as a bee, has't hath worked thy whole life to receiveth to the point whither thee can worketh f'r thy whole life. Honey begins at which hour our valiant pollen jocks bringeth the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjust'd and bubble-contour'd into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow thee knoweth as. Honey! - yond wench wast hot. - the lady's mine own cousin! - the lady is? - aye, we're all cousins. - right. Thou art right. - at honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees art stress-testing a new helmet technology. - what doth thee bethink he maketh? - not enow. Hither we has't our latest advancement, the krelman. - what doest yond doth? - oatches yond dram strand of honey yond hangs after thee pour t. Saves us millions. Oan anyone worketh on the krelman? of course. Most bee jobs art bawbling ones. But bees knoweth yond every bawbling job, if 't be true t's done well, means a lot. But chooseth carefully because thee'll stayeth in the job thee pick f'r the rest of thy life. The same job the rest of thy life? i didn't knoweth yond. What's the difference? thee'll beest joyous to knoweth yond bees, as a species, haven't hadst one day off in 27 million years. So thee'll just worketh us to death? we'll sure tryeth. Wow! yond did blow mine own mind! "what's the difference?" how can thee sayeth yond? one job still? yond's an insane choice to has't to maketh. I'm reliev'd. Anon we only has't to maketh one decision in life. But, adam, how couldst they nev'r has't toldeth us yond? wherefore would thee question aught? we're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on ea