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I’ve been getting really into Greek mythology lately and Ares and Aphrodite have me in a chokehold.

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Turning off anons temporarily because I keep getting the same three scam asks every week and I’m sick of it. :p

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This was my first official action on logging into Leonys Prime on Peregrin. I didn't even change my name first

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Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.

Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-

(I'm Acid Cobra)

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Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile

Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!

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Bilbo at the edge of Mirkwood be like

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

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Doc: I see you’ve got stomach issues; you should do EDM about it.

I got pnemonia and cracked my head open.

Got prescribed Ondansetron for nausea. or dancetron. Aka, soundwave's disco name.

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It’s his Eton education at work lol! 😂

Does anyone have any theory or know enough Peter Pan lore to explain why James is the only pirate who can understand the fairies in TPF?

I know he mentions not being able to understand her when they first met, so it's not like a gift, he actually had to learn.

So what? Did he just put more effort into it? Is he just smarter than the other pirates? Does he have a stronger connection with Neverland in general than the rest of them? A mix of these?

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It’s giving:

still trying to get good fight scene screenshots and well

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Back at it again with the faeformers au! This time focusing on the chaotic trio of Lockdown, Swindle and Vince.

Vince basically works as Lockdown's henchman after Lockdown spared his life when he caught Vince trespassing in his cave. Although Vince's bratty behavior makes Lockdown question whether or not having someone to help organize his horde is really worth it.

Sometimes Vince gets pawned off on Swindle to help him with his shop. Swindle is at least somewhat easier to get along with than Lockdown, but he'd sell Vince to Megatron for one corn chip if it came down to it.

At least they can all three agree and how much they hate Optimus and his family. Professional haters the lot of them.

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Glad to see that the au is still getting love. This is really cute! 💕

Big bro Smokescreen is the cutest thing I've ever seen 😍 I bet he encourages Jack to try out new things, and tries to smooth things out between Rodimus and Jack when they are older. But he's also a goof, and takes his bby brother out on adventures in the summer court ❤️

I just imagine the little adventures of Smokescreen and Jack, eh I personally like the idea that Rodimus and Jack will someday become a good friend … well I guess only. But yes Smockes is an adorable big brother * - *

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“Like an absolute mad lad” <- for perfectly normal, mundane actions

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

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One time I went on a date to see one of the Hercule Poirot movies and he didn't like it and said Agatha Christie was a "bad mystery writer and too predictable" so I ghosted him and now the only predictable mystery he is solving is why I don't respond to his texts

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Was talking about Peter Pan with my cousin the other day. And she was like "I don't really like this story. I don't like this character. It pisses me off that he doesn't grow up".

And if that ain't the most Captain Hook coded thing I've ever heard someone say in real life.

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He’s a literal monster

Combining two of my latest hyperfixations (An Extremely Goofy Movie and Nerdy Prudes Must Die). I’m sure there’s an au to be made here where Bradley dies after being shot into the blimp at the end of the movie and comes back as a zombie/ghost to get revenge on team 99. I may work on some sketches related to that if anyone is interested.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later