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Song off of our latest album, Kawaii Hellhole. Enjoy.
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Hollywood Undead
A band of overblown fame for having winy vocals and ruthlessly retarded lyrics, Hollywood Undead is shit and if you don’t agree with me...
Fuck off. Why should you give a shit that I think your favorite band is shit? Your anger feeds me.
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The Secret Terribleness of Henry Danger.
Good god... what idiot made this show?
I feel that it is of vital importance that parents see what these shows are doing to the youth they teach. I wanted to review Guilty Crown but this show is so appalling and pathetic that I had to rant about it first.
Henry Danger is about a super hero named Who G.A. Shit whom is played by Jace Norman, the worst actor of all time.
Jace is so horridly bad at acting that he makes rocks sound like they are reciting Macbeth better than him. He can’t inflect, has the permanent tone of “gimme my paycheck” and is just a lifeless husk on camera. I’ve seen eleven year old’s act better.
The show teaches nothing, and imparts nothing. it’s noise. “So what? you are an idiot who is too cynical!!!!!” some may yell at me. Well no. Shows don’t HAVE to teach a lesson, but they shouldn’t teach kids to be asshats either. That’s all this show does by the way, it loudly teaches kids to be idiots so they can get what they want. Now this is an issue I’ve had with our good ol friend Dan the Director man for quite some time. He used to make funny stories and characters... But now. Remember Drake and Josh? Or maybe iCarly? The same man who made shows with high quality such as those made this travesty. Every episode features the same stupid problem, same boring solution, same awful Jace Norman. Oh and let’s not forget:
This show is insulting. It follows the same stereotypical bullshit we’ve seen for years now. Fat idiot kid? Check. Attractive lead who never has any real problems? Check. Female love interest with personality of “Quirky female girl?” Check. Stupid Jace Norman? Check. Nerdy kid with glasses with no friend? Not here but I wouldn’t be shocked. This show has no subtlety. Even Spongebob is less pandering than the nonsense parade on display here.
This show gets a 2/10... At least the.. no.. well I guess the... oh yeah that’s just as bad.
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Stop Making Stupid Spelling Mistakes. Part One.
If you EVER spell “Lose” as “Loose” you should be thrown into an endless void and forced to slam your head into a dictionary for the rest of your miserable life. Stop spelling such an easy word so wrong.
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Oh, flower that blooms with the asphalt, What can you see from there? Why is it that people Cannot forgive each other?
“Euterpe” by EGOIST
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The Theory of Animated Attraction in a World Lacking Rational Thought.
Humans are a fickle species, we are unlike many other species found on Earth for a large variety of reasons. But one of our weirder aspects is our attraction to things we will never have a chance to be with.
Being an avid fan of anime and video games, as well as a straight man, I have had my fair share of “attractions” to immaterial representations of code and art. I’ve always found myself wondering why exactly this is, or why exactly I find more comfort in the digital and artistically created women than in the real thing.
One possible idea is that these women are “engineered” to be the perfect girl. They are created based off of what designers know will catch the eye. In the case of women to attract men, we have their breasts and their eyes. These are two things that are what attract most men. So when a women is “created” in a way that she is supposed to grab our attention, it is no wonder we find ourselves liking them more.
Another way to look at it is that perhaps we are attracted to these girls because they are something we currently lack. Humans often seek out that which they do not have. If we do not have something in our grasp, we want to be closer to it, to have it. Let’s take for example Inori Yuzuhira (shown in the picture below) from Guilty Crown. Being my favorite girl in the series and in anime in general, it could be because I lack anyone liken to that of her in my life. Of course it could be because Inori is also just an attractive women and character.

Continuing onward, we will be next discussing the secret brilliance of Guilty Crown’s plot, being that there is a lot to say about Inori and the entirety of the story.
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The Theory of Human Anger In a World Lacking Rational Thought.
Thoughts are something of a rare breed among people. We are all quick to blame the rule of an evil politician or gender for all our problems, Rarely do we put any thought into why everything is truly as bad as it is.
Imagine if you will, living every day knowing that you are being judged for your every action. Now imagine you are a straight white male.
“Detestable!” some will cry. “White Men have no feelings!” others will shout. Yet so quick are these people to shout out how oppressed they feel when their own toxicity is thrown back. Human thought no longer stays within the confines of rationality and prefers to suffer in the threshold of idiocy. You see, if there is one thing no one understands, it’s surely equality.
Equality requires that everyone live on an even playing field. Not women stepping on men, not men stepping on women. Straights and gays cannot fight each other if they want equality. This is a theory that is thrown out the window the very moment it is brought up however.. Why would that be?
Well, one may point to the fact that people are perpetually stuck in this mindset that all women are evil or all men are evil. While true that humans are a vile species, to lump it in solely because of gender is to proclaim to all around you that you lack intelligence. You see, the way people should look at it is that gender shouldn’t define how awful of a human you are, and neither should political lean, or sexuality.
Now I realize that this may offend some readers. All I can truly offer to you is that you continue to reread what I have written until you can see what I am talking about. Getting mad at me because I’m a white man who happens to like the opposite sex and accusing me of being homophobic or what have you will not prove anything in your paragraph of a comment to me.
I welcome open discussion, but stay civil. Otherwise you merely fall in line.
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The Beast was made using the free music software Magix Music Maker for the Android.
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