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I also decided to finally separate my personal and writing blog so if anyone wants my writing blog’s url just let me knoooow.

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I don’t know. I guess– I just– They’re friendly? They seem sweet? And they give you milk. So that’s good, those are three good things. I mean, cows– Everyone likes them. Who doesn’t like cows? That’s madness. Also, they’re really– They’re agile. And they’re, uh… They have a sweet demeanor in general. […] Well, you know. If humans lived in barns, we’d be smelly, too. We just shower all the time, cows don’t have that luxury. I think we should provide more showers for cows, there’s a business in that, somewhere.

Matthew Daddario, on why cows are his favorite animal [x] (via lemonoclefox)

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Unpopular opinion: time is linear

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Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

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tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

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Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram

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matthew daddario is 6'3 and im so very predictable and weak

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Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

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Give me the professors’ names and I… I will end them. You know, with… with a scathing e-mail to the dean.

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let him live

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an election is so like a moon, with many phases, and this is the most beautiful phase

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George Washington used to make inaccurate or misleading signs on the route to his house to avoid having guests. Happy Birthday to this man after my own heart <3

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My little sister does this 😂😂

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1.11 || 4.19 “The Spencer look. That you give everyone when you’re really disappointed in them.” I didn’t know I had an official look for that.

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tag yourself im door