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HAS ANYONE HEARD OF KALOS’S NEW NIGHTTIME BATTLES??? THEY SOUND SUPER DUPER AMAZING!!

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Yeah, it's legal to do that. Most fast food places and retail fire you for getting pregnant also. Even in places where that's illegal. They usually find some other reason. Notably most places have rules deliberately impossible to actually meet fully so they can fire anyone "for cause" unrelated to the actual reason that they're being fired.

… Oh.

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does. does she know.

// no <\3

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I'm going to be honest, I'd rather start stealing bikes from the rich kids' boarding school near me than go back into working fast food. I developed a heart murmor from stress.

…Oh.

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I got fired for having a panic attack because a customer called me a slur while shouting at me last month. Its... bad

HUH?! That can’t be legal, surely?

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Are you serious? My place literally has a sign taped to the walk in freezer saying "No crying in freezer or while on shift -Management"

People…cry?

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Most? I don't even enjoy battling, but the economy sucks where I live, and it lets me scrape by while not destroying my soul like service industry or retail

Well, what’s wrong with those things?

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Girl, that's my RENT, what are you TALKING about?

Oh. I��ve never really thought about it like that.

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If it's in a tournament or for ranking? No, it's about winning. That's the only thing that matters for your career prospects. This is part of why I don't do anything outside of the occasional friendlies in the park on weekends

Who cares about money in Pokémon battling?

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… I never understand why people are so upset at losing Pokémon battles. I mean- I guess I’d feel a little sad but…it’s about having fun at the end if the day, isn’t? Working alongside your teammates! Not fair sportsmanship to complain about it, right?

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EH?? REALLY??? ARE MULTIUNIVERSAL STREAMING PLATFORMS?? I’LL WATCH IT!

…Hello, Carmen.

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School’s…well?? Well as it can be after yesterday. A bunch of kids got detention.

No cool battles lately, though I’m preeeetty sure someone on here took on the Galar League! I’ll have to catch up on it.

…Hello, Carmen.

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…Hello, Carmen.

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Have you spoken to your girlfriend lately?

I don’t have a-

… Oh Arceus, now what?

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WAS THAT AN ULTRA WORMHOLE?!?!(!?

…Does. Does that girl go here??

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…Does. Does that girl go here??

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NO! STAY IN YOUR DORM!!

Is lochland trying to kill someone again???

I- PARDON????