I know we all love Sokka and Zuko being all mushy and sweet as a couple, which is always great, but what if they acted just like Rosa and Adrian Pimento did in B99?
Tearful reunion;
Zuko: Hey asshole!
Sokka: Hey asshole!
Zuko: I said hey first you fucking idiot
Sokka: No, YOU the idiot
*Run towards each other, violently clash, aggressively start making out and rolling around, clothes ripping off… while the rest of the Gaang and half the Council stares in horror.*
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Sokka: Oh, Aang, if you’re gonna see Zuko for the conference, tell him I’m gonna lick all the the skin off his body-
Aang: Noo-pe!
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Zuko: So we went to that meeting and someone challenged me to an agni kai but it was quick, Sokka and I ended up getting away with passing that law , we got engaged , but then the Earth Kingdom ambassador asked about the tax on lettuce export and I had forgotten that scroll in my rooms so-
Katara: Wait! What did you just say???
Sokka: He said he forgot the scroll about lettuce taxes in his room. Pay attention, Katara.