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You were born with a unique set of eyes, ones that allowed you to view the sea as clear as glass. By the time you got old enough to join your ship’s crew, you were smart enough to know not to tell them about everything you saw below the waves.

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You've been chosen as this decade's sacrifice to the Forest God. Everyone believes the sacrifices are simply eaten. You learned the truth—and know why no one wants to return to the village.

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UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

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“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

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Spencer: What’s your favorite color?

Derek: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Spencer: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Derek: My favorite color is red.

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Gregory: I mean, old people are kind of scary, right?

Hyacinth: Being an old person is scary. Just ask mom and Lady Danbury.

Violet: Hey!

Lady Danbury: It is.

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Luke: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Penelope, she's perfect.

Penelope: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

Luke: Dear, you already have.

Emily, who had been glaring at them from a distance: IM NOT A FUCKING RACCOON!

Luke: That's exactly what a raccoon would say.

Emily: FUCK OFF!

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Hotch: How did this happen?!

Reid: Look, in my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Hotch: But wasn’t Morgan with you?!

Morgan: Well, in my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

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Jaime: Brienne is annoying me.

Tyrion: She isn't even looking at you

Jaime: That's what's annoying me.

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Rossi, walking into his mansion: Hello, people who do not live here.

Emily: Hey.

Hotch: Hi.

Spencer: Hello.

Derek: Hey!

Rossi: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Emily: We were out of Doritos.