#{OOC: awww... the boy....}

[richardxoliverxmayhew]

//Richard randomly after being dead silent for a month or so:

[parkersbliss]

if you and the COD men had Instagram

pairing: task force 141 x gender neutral reader (platonic), ft. keegan, alex, konig and alejandro

warnings: totally inaccurate brain rot, some of these people would not have instagram or post them like this LOL, like def OOC but it was funny to me? obvi they don't actually know each other canonically

a/n: I canon ghost would actually vaguely appear in the back of their insta posts with no tag and people just think the grim reaper is coming after them :)

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soapify gang and @/lasvargas !!! view all 33 comments

(Y/U/N) ZOO WEE MAMA SOAP UR BICEPSSS 🤤 → soapify glad someone noticed → gatzby one bite? 🥺 → soapify boy.

j.price my men → (Y/U/N) no, MY men :)

gatzby ghost in jeans really completes the vibes → (Y/U/N) imagine ghost is actually smiling behind the mask → user141 I'm not.

lasvargas this is too cold, showing the opps fr → (Y/U/N) @/iphilgraves 😘 → gatzby BITCH U HAVE HIS INSTA?? → soapify do NOT bring his energy on my page. → j.price (Y/N). office. now. → (Y/U/N) awww 🙁 → user141 this doesn't surprise me

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gatzby FOAP!! view all 122 comments

user141 Calling an airstrike on you right now. → gatzby NO PLEASE

soapify GHOAP → user141 Die.

(Y/U/N) bros got an overbite fr → user141 I will literally knock out your teeth.

katelasss Never seen this angle of him → user141 And you never will again.

iphilgraves Not so tough with the jaw hanging out, now? → lasvargas gtfo before I bomb you → iphilgraves Thought we were teaming up to mutually bully him → gatzby I BLOCKED U??? → iphilgraves Whoops

j.price Did you take this before we got ambushed? → (Y/U/N) it was funny → j.price Kids 🤦‍♂️

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(Y/U/N) did somebody say serve? view all 99 comments

user141 Serve your country. → (Y/U/N) I am????

soapify serve me a sandwich → (Y/U/N) bitch.

gatzby serve me that ASS → (Y/U/N) say less king

j.price Serve some revenge. → (Y/U/N) sir yes sir

lasvargas we all know this diva

katelasss Can you serve a response to your emails? → (Y/U/N) oops, yes ma'am

alexkellar scrolling feels like a divorce → (Y/U/N) it is

vladmak What core is this? → (Y/U/N) beat ur ass core.

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(Y/U/N) he wanted to say hi (we’re stranded at sea) @/kganrusset view all 129 comments

kganrusset YOU wanted to take the photo 🫵 → (Y/U/N) details, details → kganrusset whatever 😒 lmk when you get tired of handing out my number to other bitches → soapify am I included in bitches? → (Y/U/N) are u fucking serious. → gatzby yeah. → kganrusset you can reach me at 348-

j.price How did you end up with Keegan out there? → (Y/U/N) girls trip! → kganrusset Please take them back.

user141 Ghosts crossover before gta6? → (Y/U/N) ghost joining the ghosts when?

soapify the mcu (military commander universe) is expanding → kilokarim ULF crossover again? → iphilgraves shadow company crossover? → (Y/U/N) when? → gatzby (Y/N) STOP. → lasvargas mexican special forces crossover? → konig KorTac crossover? → vladmak Konni crossover? → katelasss No.

j.price Why don't you have half of those people blocked? → (Y/U/N) my bad, cap → user141 They're not blocking them. → (Y/U/N) I like the drama 🤷‍♀️

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[just1cefor4ll]

—You’re the type of person they write rock songs about

modern!au Viktor x fem!reader warning. swearing, might be OOC, not proof read

part four || part five || part six

‘Ooh love, ooh lover boy

What’re you doing tonight? Ooh, hey boy.’

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[powpow] y/n.

[powpow] y/n I KNOW YOU’RE STILL HERE.

[powpow] ANSWER ME YOU COWARD.

[ekk0stime] they’re definitely just lying there, staring at their screen, kicking their feet or some shit.

[ishaq] yeah, probably overthinking a two word message.

[truly.y/n] I ACTUALLY HATE YOU ALL.

[powpow] no u don’t <3

[ekk0stime] soooooo when’s the second date?

[ishaq] “second” implying y/n considers tonight a first date LMAO.

[powpow] THAT’S SO TRUE WAIT.

[truly.y/n] I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO ANY OF YOU AGAIN.

[powpow] oh, so you’ll just talk to Viktor instead? got it.

[ekk0stime] they walked right into that one.

[ishaq] perfect example of self-sabotage.

You groaned, covering your face with your hands. This was a mistake. Responding was a mistake. Having friends was a mistake.

Your phone buzzed again—another message from Viktor.

[vik.tor222] You should rest. Big night and all.

[vik.tor222] Goodnight, rockstar.

Your stomach flipped, heat creeping up your neck.

[truly.y/n] goodnight, vik :)

You turned off your phone and threw it onto your nightstand, rolling onto your side with a groan.

Your friends were.. annoying— but you were all like siblings, hence the mutual bullying.

The next morning, you woke up to exactly 53 new messages in the group chat. You stared at the notification in pure dread before finally tapping on it.

[powpow] GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE EARTH SAYS HELLOOOOO

[powpow] u guys think y/n dreamt about viktor last night wrong answers only

[ekk0stime] absolutely not who do u think she is?

[ishaq] hell no— she knows a viktor? who the hell is he

[powpow] LMAOOAOA Y/N CONFIRM OR DENY

[powpow] HELLO????

[powpow] I KNOW UR AWAKE.

[ekk0stime] what if viktor was their first thought when they woke up too.

[ishaq] oh, they definitely checked their phone hoping for another text from him.

[powpow] AWWW THAT’S SO CUTE

You groaned, rubbing your hands down your face. These people were your friends—allegedly.

[truly.y/n] you guys need hobbies.

[powpow] we do. it’s bullying u.

[ekk0stime] it’s a full-time job actually.

[ishaq] benefits are great.

You were about to fire back something equally stupid when a private message popped up.

Viktor.

[vik.tor222] Morning, rockstar. :)

You blinked at the screen, suddenly feeling way too aware of yourself. Why was that the first thing you saw today? And why did it make your stomach do a weird little flip?

[truly.y/n] morning, viktor!!

Your group chat was still blowing up, but you ignored it. Instead, you stared at your phone, waiting to see if Viktor would say anything else.

And then—

[vik.tor222] Are you free tonight?

Your brain short-circuited.

You glanced at Viktor's message one last time before typing back.

[truly.y/n] I actually have plans tonight. Band sleepover

You waited for his response, but it was a little too long for your liking, and you started second-guessing yourself. Was that a weird thing to say? Should you have said something else?

Before you could overthink too much, his message came through.

[vik.tor222] Sounds like a fun time. I hope everything goes smoothly tonight.

A sigh of relief escaped your lips as you quickly typed back.

[truly.y/n] Thanks! It’ll be good, I’m sure.——————————————————————————You tossed your phone on your bed and grabbed a jacket, already hearing the excitement building outside your room. Powder, Ekko, and Isha were probably already messing around— making the other people in your block feel like kicking their asses.

As you left your room, the sounds of your bandmates filled the air, laughter echoing from outside your dorm

“Finally,” Powder called out as soon as she saw you, waving bowling tickets in the air. “We thought you were ditching us or something.”

“Right, I’m ready to go, come on— i’ll be driving so help yourself to whatever you want when we get there.” You said, plopping down into the drivers seat before driving off, radio on blast as you started your 15 minute journey to the game center.

Soon laughter filled the air as everyone tried to outdo each other with strikes, spares, and ridiculous celebratory dances after each turn. “Watch and learn, I’m about to get a strike,” Powder declared, only to knock down just three pins. You laughed, offering her a playful round of applause.

Isha made a dramatic bow after her perfect strike. "I’m the undisputed champion of this group." She signed, putting a peace sign before sitting down at the booth to eat some of the chips you bought. Ekko rolled his eyes after knocking down a solid seven pins. "Don't forget, I'm also winning in the high score department." As the game continued, you found yourself enjoying the distractions. It was good to have moments like this, to just not think too much about everything.

By the time the game ended, everyone was feeling a bit more relaxed, though the chatter about Viktor never quite stopped.

As you all packed up to leave the bowling alley, Powder was grinning. “I think we should have a rematch next week, but I’ll let you all catch up to my skills first.” Ekko raised an eyebrow. "Catch up? You just got lucky." "Uh-huh," Powder teased, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I’m basically the bowling queen." Isha gave you a look as you all walked out to the car. "So, is this the night we hear about your secret texts with Viktor? Or are they still off-limits?" Powder asked, throwing an arm over your shoulder. You groaned. "Can we please talk about something else for once?" "Not a chance," Ekko chimed in, “You know we’re all dying to hear how you really feel about him." You threw your hands up in mock surrender. "Fine. I’ll tell you everything, but later.” Everyone agreed— but you did earn a few groans before continuing your night.

When you finally made it to Ekko’s dorm, you were relieved to have a chance to relax. As everyone filed in, you grabbed snacks and drinks and settled on the couch. “Alright,” Ekko said, popping open a soda and leaning back. “Movie time” You groaned dramatically, “But you always pick the worst rom-coms ever, let Isha pick she always picks the good shit.” Ekko flips you off, grumbling before sitting down on the coach.

After a few moments of silence once the movie credits came rolling in, Powder leaned in with that recognisable mischievous grin. “Alright, no more dancing around it. Tell us what Viktor said. I need the full rundown.”

You sighed, feeling the weight of their anticipation, but you couldn’t help the small smile that tugged at your lips. You knew you wouldn’t get out of this without giving them some details. Isha leaned forward, her eyes wide with excitement. “We promise, no freakouts. Just the details.” She signed and sat right next to you, throwing her legs over your lap to scoot closer so she could see your phone screen which contained all the messages they’ve been dying to see.

You let them scroll through the messages, earning some dramatic gasps and ‘no way’s’ as they handed you the phone back. Of course, Powder spoke up first; “Yeah that’s definitely not a ‘we’re just friends’ type of message.” She said, pointing out several of the messages she deemed fit to that description— Ekko and Isha agreeing. You tried to brush it off, but your heart fluttered at the memory of his words. “It’s just polite. Nothing more.”

“Sure,” Ekko chimed in, raising an eyebrow. “I definitely text my friends good morning texts, ask to meet her alone without her very close group of friends, ask if she’s free the day after that and give her cute little nicknames.” He said very obviously with sarcasm laced in his voice.

The room went quiet for a second. Isha was the first to say something, her expression filled with intrigue. “Hold up. So, he asked if you were free tonight? Like, right now?” “Yeah, but I told him I had plans,” you said, looking at them sheepishly. “I have this sleepover with you guys, so I couldn’t—” you gestured toward them, “—ditch you.”

Powder raised her hands in mock surrender. “Okay, fair, I’d be mad if you ditched us for Viktor. But still... that’s.. something.” You groaned and sank back into the couch, realizing you’d just confirmed all their suspicions. “I don’t know, alright? It’s not that deep. He’s just... being nice.” Ekko shook his head, smiling. “Nah, that’s more than being nice. He’s interested. You’d be crazy to think otherwise.” Isha nodded, her eyes glinting with amusement. “Yeah, he’s not texting you like that unless he really wants you.”

“Ugh,” you groaned again, covering your face with your hands. “Why do you guys have to make this such a big deal?” Powder laughed, slinging an arm around you. “Because, Y/N, it’s adorable and we’re here for it. Also, you’re totally not fooling us. There’s definitely something going on.” You shook your head but couldn’t fight the smile that spread across your face. Maybe they were right. Maybe there was something more to all of this. But you weren’t ready to dive into that just yet.

“Alright, enough about Viktor,” you said, sitting up straight. “Let’s just focus on having fun tonight, yeah? No more talking about him.” “Sure, sure,” Powder said with a grin. “But tomorrow you need to text him— and let us help you out. You’ve been warned.” You laughed, feeling the tension in your shoulders ease as your friends went back to teasing you in the most ridiculous ways. For tonight, though, you were content. You had your friends, a whole sleepover ahead of you, and the feeling of something new and exciting with Viktor still lingering in the back of your mind. You were okay with that—at least for now.

Viktor sat back in his chair, working on an essay the professor handed out two days ago. He let his friends tag along to the library with him so he had some sort of company— and partially because Jayce practically begged to come with.

Vi leaned forward with a grin that Viktor knew was both teasing and knowing. “Come on, Viktor. What’s going on with you and Y/N? There’s definitely some sparks between you too.” He carefully avoided her gaze, taking a long sip of his coffee, as if it would ground him. “There’s nothing going on. We’re just—getting to know each other.” The words felt rehearsed even as they left his mouth. Jayce raised an eyebrow, his attention now fully on Viktor. “You sure? You’ve been acting differently. You’ve never really been one for.. opening up to people.” Viktor remained calm, though his pulse quickened. "I’m still me, Jayce," he said, his voice a little too smooth. "Nothing’s changed."

Mel, who had been watching him quietly, folded her arms and spoke in a voice that was always direct. “You’re not fooling anyone, Viktor. Something’s different. I can tell by the way you’ve been acting around her.”

Viktor’s eyes flickered to her, his usual composure slipping just slightly. “I don’t think you understand,” he replied softly, his tone serious. “I’m not looking for anything complicated. I’m just.. not ready to go down that road. Not yet.”

“Alright. I won’t pressure you. But you’ve got to admit... there’s something there.” Vi said with a awkward smile, sensing the slight tension of the topic. Viktor didn’t answer right away, and for a moment, the conversation seemed to lull. He couldn’t really ignore the way Y/N made him feel—how she’d slipped into his life so effortlessly, how easy it was to be around her. But it was still too new. They’d known each other for less than a month. It felt too soon to even consider anything beyond what it was now.

Finally, after a long pause, Viktor sighed and set his coffee down, his fingers gripping the edge of the table with a tension that betrayed his calm exterior. “Fine,” he said, his voice lower now, quieter. “I do feel something. I won’t deny it.” He hesitated before continuing, his tone thoughtful, almost guarded. “But it’s too soon. We’ve barely known each other for a month. I’m not ready to rush into anything.”

The room fell quiet, the others processing his admission. Vi gave him a knowing look, but she didn’t press him further.

Mel spoke up after a bit, her tone more measured than usual. “It’s understandable, Viktor. Sometimes the timing just isn’t right. But don’t let fear of moving too fast hold you back, either. Whatever happens, happens. Just don’t shut yourself off completely.”Viktor nodded, the weight of their words settling on him. “I’m not shutting myself off,” he muttered, but his voice was softer now, almost to himself. “I just don’t want to move too fast. I need time to figure things out.” Jayce leaned back, crossing his arms with a satisfied grin. “Hey, at least you’re being honest with yourself. That’s a start.” Viktor gave a slight smile but didn’t say anything. Instead, he turned his attention to the books in front of him, the conversation lingering in the air between them.

For now, he’d keep his feelings close. But somewhere deep down, he knew that whatever happened with Y/N, it wouldn’t be so easily ignored.

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[rain-filled-garden]

🌸} "Oh, is that so? Well that's rather sad… But yes~, I'd be delighted to meet him whenever you feel the time's right~." Doubling down on his earlier point with that, Silvanus beamed a little, before that grin shifted to more of an expression of interest. "Ohh, a golem-- I believe I've read about them before, but have yet to see much less meet one… Aha~, that makes this rather exciting then~."

Momentarily unaware of the fact that the other was about to answer his prior agreement, as he himself went on talking for a few moments longer-- Silvanus then blinked as the other laughed, finally allowing the blonde a moment in taking his turn to speak. At his words, though, the elven man couldn't help but laugh himself.

"Of course, of course~. Sorry if I was being a bit too chatty." He chuckled a little still-- That's right, this was a date after all. So really, they'd have plenty of time to talk still. A soft hum and nod were then given toward the other's introduction, before it was returned in kind. "And my name is Silvanus, pleased to meet you~."

{✧} - "I mean- I don't know, other people have freaked out over Granite, but I guess if you don't mind... maybe someday you'll be able to meet him. He's a golem, like the kind made out of clay and stuff." But just the fact that the other was willing to meet his stranger familiar sometime

He was about to answer to the other's agreement to go out to eat, but he kept talking, not letting Doopliss get a word in. He laughed. "Can I put my two cents in?? We can talk more when we're having lunch!" That's right, this was a date! "I'm Doopliss, and no that's not a stage name."

[dollypopup]

hey why do people get so mean about having a more interesting, occasionally fucked up, mistake making Colin Bridgerton written in fanfiction? What happened to liking complex characters? Just curious what your take was since imo you have some of my favorite diverse takes on colin that ground him in reality

Awww, thank you <3 I appreciate a lot that you like my takes on Colin

I have a lot of thoughts on this so I apologize for the super long response, but tbh, I think it goes back to the writing of the show itself. Since Colin wasn't given many opportunities to be fleshed out as a character on the show, people don't necessarily want him to be a full, complex, well rounded character in their fics, either. Unfortunately, Colin is framed largely as an accessory to Penelope in the grand majority of stories and to most fans: Pen is the main character, and thus Colin is the sexy lamp or the trophy or the prize for her narrative. Most people won't admit to that, but even from jump when he was courting Marina, his story wasn't about him. It was about her. She's living the love story, and he's the love interest. JUST the love interest. Not one with depth or a strong circle of community or even screentime. But an attractive One Day for our Heroine. Most people don't WANT him to be complex or a full character in light of that, because they never took him off the initial pedestal of it all. If he's not perfect, then he's not worthwhile. If he's not perfect, he should be punished.

And one only needs to look at how fans reacted to his 'I would never court Penelope Featherington' line in S2 and how everyone reacted. It was like he physically slapped her round the face and kicked her in the river by the way people responded instead of being a young man navigating patriarchal society and trying to fit in with men he's been told he should be like. But no one cared for the Why of Colin. People only cared about how it affected Penelope. Not how it contributed to his character arc, or how it showed us a glimpse into Colin the pretender, Colin the Chameleon, Colin the People Pleaser. Colin's actual motives and characterization has no bearing to most fans. Immediately afterward it was 'He doesn't deserve her' and I definitely saw how fast everyone was to ship Penelope with everyone and anyone else, including the most cardboard cutout NPC ever, Lord Penguin whose only character traits were being dry and vegetarian. Penelope and other cardboard cutout OCs. Penelope and OOC versions of Colin's own brothers. Anyone but him. Because how dare he be a character outside of his ascribed role of Love Interest?

Everything about Colin that's good is down to Luke Newton's acting and understanding, not from the writing. And I love him because I like to dig for that understanding, but the grand majority of people want it spoon fed to them. Unfortunately, that's hard to do with limited time. From the very beginning, Colin was truncated on the show. And the writers' lack of respect for him as a character in his own right didn't stop even when it was his own season, and he got the least amount of screentime of any lead in any season. Colin didn't really get to build relationships outside of Penelope. Though there were plenty of opportunities to highlight companionship he might have had with others- Phillip, Will, his own family, the show wasn't interested in showing us such things. Instead, Colin is a loner whose only real connection is Penelope. His emotional journeys are cut short, unseen, alluded to. And to make matters worse, fans scoffed him off because they 'couldn't even thirst over him', as he's the only member of the ABC club who didn't have a sex scene in S1. Or even a kiss. (well. . .I still thirsted, but that's because that face card never declined in his LIFE, Lukey boi, congrats on your genetics).

From the MOMENT we're introduced to him on that dance floor, through her eyes, in the warm light as he was dancing with a group, we were meant to see him as the perfect, pure prize for our darling Pen. So, he's not allowed to be much else to most fans.

It's weird to say that Anthony fucks and that's why people are less harsh on him for how he treated Kate and Edwina (that and the fact that he was also a production fave so he got a ton of screentime), but because Colin was set up to be this chaste, more wholesome character, fans are extra harsh whenever he has any slight with Penelope but like. . .that's partly what I think it is.

So when he does anything that is in any way an opposition or even not entirely in fawning of her, people get furious. Bridgerton fandom is. . .weird. Maybe it's the genre and what comes with it, maybe I'm used to seeing romance from other angles in which there's a long time to build to it and the personhood and characterization comes first, and the romance builds on top of it, but with the romance being the primary and largely only goal, and him not getting to really have many relationships outside of that romance, as soon as he shows any signs of being a character existing away from it, he's demonized.

And this even extends to Luke, I think. People have done the same to him: they want him to exist as a romantic option for Nicola, and so when he does anything, like just living his life in a way that doesn't subscribe to that fantasy, he's hated on.

I think people don't want to face the fact that Nicola got to play two characters, and Luke barely got the chance to play one. That he had to build Colin from the bones up largely on his lonesome. It isn't that one is a better actor than the other- it's the material. Colin and Penelope are both good character, but Penelope got development in the scripts and narratives, and Colin was largely ignored. Nicola and Luke are both good actors, but Nicola got screentime and Luke didn't. He got snubbed. And people are seeing it more and more because it was obvious. Same for Colin and Penelope. It's really, REALLY obvious who writer favorites are. They're the characters who have the most time on screen. The ones with a variety of stories. The ones with lots of relationships outside of their romance. And Penelope is undoubtedly a production favorite. Thus she gets the most narrative. Thus she has the most fans. And Colin, being her love interest, does not need to have character development or complexity for those fans to ship them. I mean. . .Colin isn't even allowed to have a friend who isn't Pen. To most fans, he exists FOR her. Not for himself. So they get mean when a writer doesn't see it that way. Many, MANY writers write him largely as whatever they want Pen to have, and many many fans prefer it that way. Colin isn't really Colin, to them. He's not a real character in their minds. He's an ideal. And ideals do not fuck up. Or, when they do, they are egregiously punished for it. Shoutout the rise of puritanism, I guess?

If the show itself won't take Colin seriously as a character in his own right, I'm not surprised the audience and fans don't, either.

I just wish it was different, is all.

[boul3vvard]

Bring your child to work day･*.:+

Sanemi AU x GN! Reader DRABBLE!

S/n = sons name

I started writing this story back in nov 2022 I abandoned it and came back to it March 2023 erased the ending and rushed it so sorry if this isn’t up to par I’m just trying to get this out of my drafts lol. Now a few pointers

★ Sanemi is OOC I just think that it would be really cute to picture him in this sorta dynamic.

★I tried to keep it gender neutral as possible this is also my first time writing a gn story so feel free to give me any possible feedback

★also as I always say this isn’t proof read AT ALL!! so there might be a ton of grammatical errors idrc HAPPY READING

There are only 3 characters who are color coded

Y/n sanemi and s/n

“Are you sure you’ll be fine taking him with you I mean he’s only 4, He won’t be too much of a distraction for you?”

y/n said while doing their sons hair making his curls pop out a little more.

“He’ll be fine we’re not doing too much in class today anyways” sanemi sighed as he was getting dressed for work. “You’ll be good for daddy right?” y/n asked s/n while looking at him in the mirror. “MMHM” s/n said happily. Y/n was a little nervous at first about this whole ordeal when sanemi brought it up but all the doubt disappeared when y/n saw how giddy their son was to spend time with sanemi this was also the first time their son is going to be around a bunch of people at once, let alone a bunch of teenagers. how will he react? “he’ll be fine plus I’m there if anything does happen, which nothing will so stop worrying, You act like we’re going to war or something” sanemi chuckled as he patted his partners shoulders. “I know I know I guess I’m just a little worried” they sighed “for nothing, we’re gonna head out inna bit I have to get to work early. where is the little guy so I can put his shoes on?” “IM RIGHT HERE DADDY” his son squealed excitedly “LOOK”. sanemi sighed, a soft smile appearing on his face. “your shoes are on the wrong feet you dork c’mere” Y/n packed everything sanemi needed for Haruto in his book bag so he wouldn’t get bored. “are you all set and ready to go?” sanemi said while picking his son up into his arms. “Have fun you two” y/n waved at the two before they left.

Sanemi got to class 1 hour early so he could prepare his classroom for the day. students started rolling in and filling in their seats, two of his students ran into his classroom one slapping the other repeatedly. “INOSUKE STOP HITTING TANJIRO FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF” Inosuke gruffed as he plopped into his desk. “hey sir, who is that child sitting in your chair? if you don’t mind me asking” Tanjiro asked pointing to the child as his classmates started to quiet down since they all wanted an explanation. “He’s my son. I decided to bring him in with me today he won’t be too much of a distraction” sanemi said as he started gathering all of the papers on his desk into a neat pile. The class all became strangely quiet so he looked up to see what was wrong “yes?” He said as he quirked his eyebrow. “YOU HAVE A CHILD??” they all yelled in Unison. “FORGET ABOUT THE CHILD YOU’RE MARRIED??” Zenitsu yelled freaking out. “Is that a problem?” sanemi started to get angry. “I just feel bad for the sorry sack who decided to tie the knot with you” Inosuke said bluntly. Sanemi threw an eraser at the boys forehead. “Before we get started on today’s plan how about I let him introduce himself to you all” just before the boy was about to speak everyone zoomed in on him making him feel so small, he hid behind his daddies leg. “it’s okay remember how we practiced in the car do it exactly like that okay don’t be shy” sanemi said as he pushed him up front, everyone weirded out about how soft he got for a sec-. “h-hello my name is s/n and I’m 4 years old” he showed everyone on his fingers. All of the girls in the classroom started cooing at the young boy. “AWWW HES SO CUTE” they shouted. “thank you” s/n said blushing at his shoes, he ran back to his dad and hugged him. “You did good, now go sit down for a little bit alright daddy has to do his job okay” “okay” s/n said shyly as he ran back to sanemi’s seat.

The rest of the day went smoothly as s/n opened up throughout the day and became more talkative. During passing periods Haruto would run to the other teachers classrooms to greet them. He ran up to the first classroom and walked in. “Uhhhh mr Iguro Theres a Child standing in the door way” one of his students said confused. Iguro was about to tell the child off before he raised his eyebrows in confusion. “s/n?? What are you doing here?” “I’m with daddy today he let me come to work with him today” he basically shouted happily “I see, well im in the middle of teaching right now how about you come back later okay? “Okay see you later” on his way back to his fathers class he stopped by Uzui’s class, they were all circled around a bowl of fruit quietly drawing it on their own. “I LOVE DRAWING CAN I DRAW TOO?!” The entire class was startled by the broken silence. “s/n??, What are you doing here kid? And what a flashy way of entering a room” Tengen said smiling at the kid ear to ear “I’m here with daddy” “of course you are but where is he? “In his classroom” “well I’m kinda in the middle of a class kiddo so how about you run back to your father and I’ll catch up with you later, how does that sound” “OKAY BYE BYE” just as he was about to run off again sanemi scooped him up “there ya are punk, you can’t go running off like that especially not at my job,what if principle Ubuyashiki caught you before I did huh?” “Sorry daddy I went to go see uncle Oguro” “let’s go eat lunch y/n packed you something delicious” sanemi said “YAYYYY”.

overall he enjoyed being at work with his father and seeing what he did daily. Some of the kids would chat with him which he loved of course and even colored with him. The class fell in love with him very much only knowing him for such a short while. I liked today Do you think I can come to work with you tomorrow daddy?” “Of course you can.” Now let’s go home I’m sure y/n can’t wait to hear all about your day today”

©Boul3vvard. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. SO ANY FORM OF PLAGIARISM OF MY CONTENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

[theyellowhedgehog]

Exchange me happiness Part 1 (1/2)

2024 Fanfic prompt Bingo : Peter Pan\

PART 1, PART 2

Summary

Dick is the manifestation of adult's will to stay a child forever. In other word, he's a young god. However, due to the nature of his manifestation from the flickering adult's desire to stay a child, he is not as powerful as other gods. And little Dick wishes to become a real child.

So to fulfill his wish, his guardian fairies, Tim and Steph, went to find a shadow of a dead human child. One of them whom just happened to be Bruce Wayne's dead son's.

Tim and Steph has been stealing human children's shadows for many thousand of year to make Dick feel like a real boy, the frequent theft was noticed and question were raised to investigate the new criminal they named, Peter Pan.

#not cannon #non of my works are cannon, keep in mind #Dick is a god #Jason is robin(he's dead tho) #Bruce is batman #Fairy! Tim and Steph #the sandman cameo, ooc tho #Tired parents! Tim and Steph #peterpan prompt

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Tim and Steph looked at each other tiredly. The boy won't stop crying. Tim and Steph would have left but they couldn't. They were created to look after and guide this young recently manifested god.

Steph looked at the crying baby with blue teary eyes and black hair, and went up to his face, scaring the poor baby to stop crying.

"There." Steph flipped her hair in accomplishment, "Now, is being silent so bad?" she asked.

However, to the baby, the fairy talking was just bell tinkering and ringing, so the baby boy just babble at the new found excitement.

"Oo0gaa"

"Awww."

Tim and Steph absolutely melt at the nonsense the baby spurt, "Awwww, I'll just forgive you once because you are so cute!" Steph poked the baby on the cheek and gave him butterfly kisses.

Tim also approached in interest of the new manifested young god, he, however, was caught in the baby's tight grab.

"Ayyy! Baby, be careful of my wings!" Tim yelled in panic.

The baby babbled happily when he heard a different type of ring from the fair in his hand so he shook Tim to heard more rings and jingle.

"Uhg! Steph, help!"

Stephanie watched from a far, enjoying Tim's misery. She and Tim were both born an hour before the baby god was manifested, however unlike the god being born as a baby, fairies were born mature. Ready to work and guide the new manifested godling.

Just when Steph laugh, the baby's attention caught onto her, due to her jingle when she laughed. Steph didn't have the time to fly away when she was capture and shooked also.

"Wai--!"

After a couple of rainbow barfs and chaotic jingle bells, the little godling finally tired himself out. Tim and Steph finally escaped from the baby's grasp.

Both of them terrified to fly and make a sound that would wake the sleeping gremlin. They crawled away inch by inch no daring to make anymore sound. Only when they got to another room, were they able to relax.

Both of them huddle up together in exhaustion when Tim started, "We have yet to name the baby god."

Steph spat out the nasty aftertaste of barf, "He's such a dick. So, his name will be dick."

Tim facepalmed at the blond's revenge on an innocent baby. "Um... the creator won't really like that.."

"Who cares!" Steph shouted, accompanied with a tinker. They instantly became quiet, neck stretching to look to the other room the baby was asleep in, afraid of waking the baby.

Seeing there isn't any crying, both let out a massive sign of relief.

Tim's head fall on the shoulder of the blond in exhaustion, "His official name will be Richard. You can still call him Dick, because Dick is short for Richard."

Stephanie's head also fall on the head of the brunnette in satisfaction, "That's why the creator made us together, Tim."

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Tim and Steph never been tired in their lives. And that say something because they were just born months ago. They thought the only work a baby supposed to do was sleep and eat. How could baby Dick have so much energy? The only thing that could stop the crying baby is letting Dick shook Tim or Steph in his grasp until he fell asleep. By the age of 2 months, both fairies gave up on staying clean. In one way on another, they ended being covered in saliva from head to toes.

They had came to accepted their spit covered, 24/7 wet, unable to fly fate.

Dick's troublemaking tendencies started to show as early as the age of 6 months. After the baby god had learned to roll over, he craved more attention from Steph and Tim. Dick would cried like his world was ending when both fairy fly away from him. Seeing the baby reaching out for them when they fly away, both thought it would be a good idea to teach him how to fly. A god would be learning it either way so what's the harm of starting early? That was the initial thought.

Tim hummed as he carried back a normal size basket fulls of fruits and different variety of milk, making it float with his pixie dust. However, when he returned, he saw Steph sleeping in the crib alone. The baby was missing.

THUD

In panic,Tim dropped the basket , waking up Steph in the process.

"Where's Dick?" Tim pulled part the blanket in panic. There was still no baby.

"H-Huh?" Steph, now fully aware and awake, her eyes widen like saucers.

"He was just there!" Steph gestured where the baby was supposed to be sleeping.

"He's obviously not here!" Tim countered the argument.

"I left you to babysit him for only an hour, now he's gone!" Tim mumbled under his breath as he flew out the room, Steph following from behind. "Hey! He's a hard baby to watch! It's very tiring!"

"Well, at least the creator gave us guide books incase of these situations." Tim said as he took out a normal size book from the shelf, it was title Baby god Manual. Tim hugged the big book and plopped it onto the table.

"They should really give us better training than letting us be made an hour before a god manifest. This stupid manual didn't prepare us for this at all!" She kicked the manual only to receive a glare from Tim.

Tim skimmed past the contents, stopping on chapter 33, "What to do when your baby god gone missing."

Steph peeked a look, and facepalmed to see 60 tiny more titles.

"If you baby is less than 3 years old, and has gone missing, you are incompetent guardian faries." Tim read ignoring the offended' Hey' from Stephanie.

Tim gestured Stephanie to a sentence, "Fairies can track the scent of their gods by sniffing the cloth of their baby god."

Steph made a face of offence, "What are we, dogs?"

"Steph," Tim was already holding Dick's yesterday onesie. "Sniff."

"No way, I'm sniffing that! He went number 2 in that onesie yesterday!" Steph pinched her nose and flew back a distance.

Tim was not impressed, raising his a brow, "You lost him, you sniff."

Steph rolled her eyes, she did really lost him, "fineee."

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Both of them traveled through dimension to dimension, "H-How," Stephanie huffed in exhaustion, "How is he travelling through dimensions already?! He's only 6 months old!"

Tim slapped the back of her head, "If you were watching him closely like you were suppose to, we wouldn't be here!"

Steph slapped back at her partner, "You also agreed to sprinkle pixie dust on him!"

Tim and Stephanie both had a stand off glaring at each other for a while until Steph's Dick radar went off.

Stephanie fisted her hair in frustration, "He's gone already?!"

Tim grabbed the blond's wrist and ready his dimension warping scissors, "Let's go, We must get him back before he offended some other gods."

They jumped into the next dimension, Steph faceplamed at the sight, "You just have to say it, didn't you, Tim?"

In front of them, there's baby god Dick. However, the baby was nonchalantly playing in the lap of Dream of the Endless.

"A-Ah-hah-aha" Both fairies bow until they were grovelling on the sand. "The All mighty."

Morpheus the endless, turned to looked at the two grovelling fairies. His hand was occupied with a baby suckling on his finger. "Is this new one yours?"

"Y-yes, your All nigh-!," Tim answered biting his tongue at the end due to nervousness. Stephanie was beside him, her anxious clanking teeth could be heard from miles.

The Dream was not amused. He put the baby down in front of the two grovelling fairies with their butt up high in the air to show their sincereness. "Look after him closely, I have a feeling that he would be quiet the troublemaker when he grows up."

"Of course, your mightiness!"

"It won't happen again!"

It came to bit them in the ass 2 weeks later.

Tim and Stephanie were both grovelling in the same stance again in front of Dream of the Endless.

Morpheus the Endless, this time, was confused as his white eyes took a close look at the recently manifested god, "How did he keep finding me?"

It happened again and again that Morpheus the Endless was promoted to the Title, Uncle Morpheus.

Time passed, Dick was now 10 years old. He had became domineering due to the doting and spoiling of Tim and Steph.

Dick had came to the age of starting to know stuffs and he had fixate on wanting to be a human, particularly on the aspect of him not having a shadow like the rest of the humans, unlike the gods whom were not attached to Earth's reality, having no shadow symbolizes their godhood.

"No" He raised his hands up in tantrum, "I wanna go to the human world!"

He closed the book about humans and tries to hit the fairies that were flying in the air.

"I want to be a real boy!" The new god cried. Dick sat heavily on the floor, throwing a tantrum, arms and legs everywhere, "I wanna be a real boy!! A!Real!Boy!"

Tim and Stephanie looked at each other, helpless, until the blond fairy had had enough, she squared up her body, "You get up this instant mister!"

"No!"

"Get up now, or Tim will not be making any of those blueberry pies!" Steph threatened.

Dick finally stopped his shouting as he gave Tim the stink eyes. "You won't dare! I'm your god!" He huffed in anger as he stomped out the room.

Steph shouted after the boy, " Even Klarion treat Teekle better than this!"

Dick started a protest of wanting to become a real boy by starving himself. It had been 4 weeks, and Tim and Stephanie were now worried.

Finally both fairies caved.

"Steph," Tim consulted with his partner. "Let just get him a shadow that he wants okay? A dead boy's shadow won't be noticed and missed by many."

Steph also gave in, "Okay."

When Dick woke up and saw something attached to his feel, he jumped up in excitement. He finally have a shadow! He's now a real boy!

He went to wake up his two fairies, twirling and dancing in front of them, showing off his newly acquired shadow. "Look!" Dick waved and the shadow waved back.

However, the shadow of the dead boy only lasted a day before it disappeared. Tim and Steph had to quietly replace the shadow again and again. It went unnoticed until the frequency of missing shadow was became aware. The frequent missing shadow of death children raised questions and investigation of the new criminal they named, Peter Pan.

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Batgirl was the first one to noticed, "Batman," She called out as the Bat walked away from the collapsed warehouse, carrying his dead son in his arm.

She ran to stop to inform the grieving father, but before she could get a say, Batman pushed her away, finally batgirl fall silent.

Barbara stayed at the scene, Joker killed Jason. However, what doesn't make sense is that the shadow of Jason's missing.

This wouldn't make sense because it's not Joker's M.O. but another villain, Peter Pan.

Peter Pan, they'd never apprehended the criminal. It was given that name due to the similarity it has with the story peter pan's dilemma with his shadow. Batgirl cannot forgive whoever causes Jason death or stole from him.

On the other side of the sky

Stephanie tightly held on the legs of the shadow boy, shouting at Tim, "Hold him tightly Tim!"

Tim was whip back and forth by the shadow boy's struggle. "I'm trying, Steph!"

It was a funny scene that no one will see. Two small sparkle of light breezing along the wind with a black cloth.

Steph, the blond fairy, with all her mighty anger, bit the shadow. "Stop struggle or I'll bite again."

That unexpectedly stopped the shadow from struggling more. Tim heaved out a sigh when the shadow boy finally stopped moving, as he held on tighter to the right leg of the boy.

With a steady flight, the two fairies open the portal to get back to the other realm after capturing another shadow of a dead boy.

They arrived home to the bed with a sleeping boy in it. Both of them glanced at the boy to make sure he was still sound asleep. Tim dropped the shadow as Steph wrestled with it to keep it quiet from bumping into things.

Tim flew back,as quietly as he could, coming back with a sewing kit as he quickly sewed the feet of the shadow to the feet of the sleeping boy, as Steph in her mighty strength, hold the shadow boy down.

When they finished, both the faries flew back to a distance to admire their work. However, Stephanie was the first one to noticed.

The blond fairy wacked at the head of brunette fairy, as she whisper-yelled at him, "Tim, you sewed the shadow flip sided!"

Both of them looked as the little boy slept on his right side while the shadow's face was missing from what a normal shadow would look like.

As the two fairies tried to fixed it, the boy on the bed moved. Tim and Steph didn't even dare breath, afraid of waking the sleeping boy. Unfortunately, luck wasn't on their side.

The boy opened his sleepy blue eyes as he rubbed the sleepiness away with his hand, "Tim? Steph?"

The boy became alert when he saw the two spot of light stopped mid air and his eyes drift to the new shadow. Instead of feeling surprised, the boy was angry.

He pointed to the two fairies, "You two went to the human world again?!" He pouted angrily.

Tim tries to comfort the little boy as he flew closer but the boy hid under the blanket in defiance. This wouldn't work on a human, but by fairy standard, it was an asshole move as two tiny fairies had no way to lift the heavy blanket.

Steph flew to the hump blanket angrily and with a aggressive ring, she stomped on the blanket, Tim had to held her back. Not that she was causing damage in the first place.

Steph stopped, huffed as she held Tim's wrist and flew out the room in anger, ignoring Tim's will of stay behind.

Finally when the light of the two fairies faded, the little boy came out from under the blanket and lit his lamp.

His dark hair contrast with his excited blue eyes as he eyed the shadow that appeared from the affect of the lamp.

The little boy noticed that the shadow was facing the opposide way from his face, but it didn't dim him, the boy reached out his hand as it touched the shadow, "Hey, my name is Dick!"

Not sharing his excitement, the shadown struggle to unattach itself from Dick.

Dick's excitement finally dim down, "Hey, where are you trying to go?" He glared at the shadow as he poked at it. Dick's eyes lit up when he saw the shadow flinched so he poked again, finally he full on tickled the shadow, causing the shadow to curl up laughing without a sound.

Somehow after that, Dick found a way to communicate and converse with the shadow.

"You want to go back to your dad?" Dick asked in curiosity. Dick had never got a dad or a mom. He only have two fairies, Tim and Steph, that looked after him since he was manifested.

Dick huffed in excitement in his new opportunity to go to the human world, "Don't worry!" He slapped his chest, "I will bring you back to your dad!"

With that the small god ran away at night with a lamp to return the dead boy his shadow.

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Tim and Stephanie are like mom and dad secretly replace the dead goldfish before their child notices.

And btw, Tim is the mom and Stephanie is the dad. They were made because S and T are right beside each other in the alphabet.

The idea of peter pan's shadow is from a comment on a youtube video about peter's detachment from human world.

Will update part 2 soon, will be link here and in the beginning.

Edit: Part 2 is now updated.

[yanderecrazysie]

Crucify (Yandere Todoroki Shoto)

Requested on Quotev!

Title: Crucify

Pairings: Todoroki Shoto x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, quirkless AU, bullying (not towards reader), OOC Shoto, mentions of abuse, delinquent reader

Summary: All Shoto wants is someone to come to his rescue.

“Every finger in the room is pointing at me

I wanna spit in their faces, then I get afraid of what that could bring

I got a bowling ball in my stomach

I got a desert in my mouth

Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets

Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets”

-from “Crucify” by Tori Amos

Todoroki Shoto had once been known as the quiet, stoic, and somewhat rude, handsome outcast throughout the school. He was an odd boy without any friends, but everyone left him alone. It was a peaceful life.

Everything changed when his dad was arrested. He went from outcast to the number one target for bullies. He wasn’t entirely sure why, but he was sure that he hated this change.

Wasn’t it enough to have to survive everything his father put him through? Couldn’t he get a break, some sympathy, from his classmates?

Apparently not.

Most of the bullying occurred behind closed doors, when no one but his tormentors were around. He preferred it that way- no one around to watch him suffer. He was sure that’d be worse than the bullying itself.

He went home with his stomach a constellation of bruises, wishing he could tell his mother but not wanting to burden her with the knowledge when she was already dealing with so much. With no one to go to, he suffered in silence, only letting the tears escape when he was completely alone.

But at least no one else knew of his plight. That would just make him more pathetic than he already was.

“Hey Shoto- how’s your dear old dad doing? Hope he hasn’t dropped the soap yet, am I right?”

Shoto stiffened as one of his worst bullies sidled up behind him, flanked by two other equally-intimidating boys. His heart dropped.

Not in front of everyone, please, anywhere else…

The bully’s voice was loud enough that people’s heads were turning to face the drama. Shoto could feel his cheeks burning as panic began to seize hold of him. He silently begged the bullies to do this later, when they were alone, but it wasn’t meant to be.

“Did your daddy do this to you?”

Shoto was suddenly shoved roughly to the ground, landing hard on his back and cracking his head against the sticky cafeteria tile. His vision spun as his bullies towered above him, beginning to laugh at his pathetic state.

To his horror, they weren’t the only ones laughing. In fact, the mocking noise was spreading across the room like wildfire, burning Shoto to his core and making bile rise in his throat. This was the worst case scenario.

Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t-

“Awww, is itty bitty Shoto about to cry? How saaaaaad.”

Tears filled his eyes and he desperately willed them back as he tried to stand. One of the bullies firmly placed his sneaker on Shoto’s chest, forcing him back onto the ground. One tear slipped out and, as if a switch had been flipped, more followed quickly after.

It happened in an instant. One moment, his bully loomed over him, the next, his blond hair stuck to his face, wet and stained with chocolate. The bullies scurried out of the way to face their next target.

You stood there, looking both pissed and bored at the same time, holding an empty chocolate milk carton in one hand, the other placed on your hip.

“What’s wrong with you all? Bullying someone because their dad abused them? How is that his fault? How pathetic are you?”

Shoto watched in awe as you barked out your questions, the bullies flinching with each word and backing away from you. Your facemask had been pulled down so you could tear into them even more.

“Get lost, losers. Pick on someone your own size or, better yet, go look in the mirror at your pathetic, ugly faces and punch yourself in the balls before I do.”

The boys hurried away, giving you one last timid look as you crushed the carton in your hand and tossed into the nearby trash can. 

Shoto recognized you as one of the school delinquents. One that nobody messed with.

And you had defended him?

“Thank you,” he managed to get out, eyes shining no longer with tears, but with admiration.

“Yeah, whatever.” You shrugged and turned around, walking away without a care in the world.

Shoto wanted to be like you- he wanted to scare away his bullies with just one glare. He wanted to be untouchable.

No, there was something deeper to his wishfulness. It wasn’t just that he wanted to be like you, more like he wanted to be with you. You could protect him and he could… well, he didn’t know what he could do in return, but he’d do just about anything to make it up to you.

From that moment on, Shoto couldn’t get you out of his mind. Your harsh words, the way you looked at him softly after tearing apart his bullies, the way you protected him.

He wasn’t the type to talk much, but he had so many things he wanted to say to you. He wanted to thank you again and again, yes, but he also wanted to express just how much he admired you, on the brink of obsession.

He began to watch you walk around the school. Follow you even.

He loved the way you didn’t seem to care about anyone you passed by. He craved that indifference but he also wanted you to notice him. Talk to him. Love him.

Maybe he’d have to work harder to get your attention.

[nakamanokizuna]

"Whoa, slow down!"

Taiki laughs as UV floated around him, throwing question after another about Digimon in general with great curiosity.

Even if you were worried about Taiki potentially being someone who'd harm you, the boy seemed more good-natured than whoever was after you all this time.

"Well, Digimon are... Kind of like people."

He began, a soft glint of fondness evident in his eyes.

"They laugh, they cry, and fight like we do..."

He then paused for a moment before adding with a weak chuckle;

"In a sense if you dont count that they're sometimes super huge, made out of data and capable of eviscerating you at a whim..."

@distortionmewtwo The Mewtwo shyly approached the two, anxiously wringing his hands together, but his smile was warm. "H-Hello there," he said softly. "I-I, erm.. I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before..." In all honesty, the presence of what may have been a human, UV wasn't sure, made him quite uncomfortable, but he wanted to make an effort to be polite for the event. It wouldn't do to be rude. "M-My name is Ultraviolet, what's yours..?"

"Hello there!"

Upon noticing you, the masked boy gave you small smile and wave while you approach. He gave you a quick look up and down before going.

"And i dont think i've seen a digimon like you either?"

He wanted to ask Shoutmon for confirmation- wherever they may have ended up after going through that rift with him... But atleast he can still hear his melody from here, so he could probably find and ask them later.

For now he should introduce himself too.

"I'm Taiki, it's nice to meet you, Ultraviolet!"

[suddenly-likes-musicals]

awww i think we get along wonderfully paul!

i’m off to go see bill!

i’m sure you’ll see us around though

(ooc:this is really quite fun, my apologies for causing so much chaos lol-🫒)

Have fun, I guess. I personally don't think you'll get far but who knows.

((ooc: No worries! Gives the boy character development, lmaoo))

[enzie-ki]

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E4 THOUGHTS

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

glad we've got another furry lady (Gelly) to replace hyang-hui

If she hurts my baby I will break her acrylics

and also her spine

Pil Kwang and Mun are really just stranger things-ing it right now and I'm all here for it

It's giving eleven vs one but better because I like this show

Ah yes the power of a promise made you stronger good

how dare that man try and shoot chairman Choi if I snatch your weave this second

Gelly please stop with the scratching

So many problems would be stopped if people used their teeth as weapons

Getting choked? Bite. Getting held down? Bite. Jeok Bong I know you're new but please just bite her

MS SO IS BACK WOOHOO AND WONG IS GONE BOY GETCHA VAMPIRE LOOKIN-AHH OUT OF HERE

(he was kinda cool though)

oh damnit I forgot about the other Chinese counters

WAHOO MS CHU AND MS SO APPRECIATION

Chairman Choi you better thank Mun for saving you from that bullet

mo tak coming in with the tango disc pop off king

MS CHU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU

CHAIRMAN CHOI IS SIMPING REAL HARD RN

DAMN ARE THEY GOOD AT DANCE

oh no jeok-Bong are you good

my poor baby noo

GELLY YOU DESERVED THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE YOUR EYE WAS GONE BUT HELL IF YOU DESERVED IT

Pil Kwang why are you naked Pil Kwang why are you naked I don't care you just got out of the bath WHY ARE YOU NAKED PIL KWANG WHY ARE YOU

excuse me what is this wet monkey looking thing

you look like you smell of bin juice and petrol

STOP CORRUPTING MY MR. MA

STOP BREATHING IN HIS FACE TOO YOU'LL GIVE HIM BLACK LUNG

oh I really hope he doesn't get possessed but I have a very bad feeling he will

JEOK BONG WHERE ARE YOU

YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME NOOOO

GELLY YOU FURRY BASTARD YOU SCARED HIM

NOW HE FEELS WORTHLESS ASDAGFJGKGASHKHF

HE BETTER COME BACK

I swear if its because his pores are clogged that his power stopped working or because he got punched I will cry

Jeok-Bong's dad stop comparing your son, that happened to me and it was BAD

My poor baby UnU

SEONG-SIK YOU BASTARD

HOW DARE YOU PUT MY BABY IN DANGER

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEAVE THE DAD ALONE TOO

ayo why does this man have so much blood in his nose

AHH HIS POWER CAME BACK

HE JUST HAD TO GET GUT IN THE NOSE AGAIN

HELL YEAH GET WRECKED YOU STINKY BASTARD

GET HIM BABY WAHOO

PUT COW DUNG ON THAT MAN

MMMMM Y'ALL IN YUNG BETTER BE CHEERING

WELL DONE JEOK-BONG

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

TO ETERNAL OIL HELL WITH YOU EVIL SPIRIT

AWWW JONG-GUK ISNT MAD GOOD

WAIT HE'S 21?

I SMELL MORE BS IN THAT STATEMENT THAN JEOK-BONG DOES AT WORK GOSH DAMN

THE BIG BROTHER STATEMENT

Aww him and his dad are bonding again finally

This is so wholesome I'm going to cry

MHM UR MAKING YOUR DAD PROUD JEOK-BONG

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

No because tell me why Mun has such a good fashion sense

And Mo-Tak too

And Ha Na

All of them actually

Gelly I regret to tell you but that steak is raw

I hope you get food poisoning

STOP MAKING CONNECTIONS DAMNIT

LEAVE MR MA ALONE

NOO IT'S THE EVIL OIL DEMON THING

LEAVE HIM ALONE

YOU AND YOUR MONKEY SOUNDING VOICE BETTER SINK BACK INTO THE OIL OCEAN

Mo-Tak please relax you're like three 9 year-olds in a trench coat

KWANG AND GELLY

YOU BASTARDS

EVIL OIL DEMON STUPID

LEAVE MY MR. MA OUT OF THIS

HOW DARE THE EPISODE END THERE

[heartberrydog]

Oh my GOD, EVEN MORE ANSWERS, YAY!!!

Don't force yourself to read, although I definitely am curious about what, specifically, didn't seem like your cup of tea.

At least the first chapter, to me, felt like a very interesting take on Chuuya's character in an AU while still feeling very accurate! More specifically, I enjoy how he knows full well the entire time that something happened, he is quick on the uptake, generally a badass that will cling to life even with his bare fucking teeth and doesn't let any of Demon Dazai's bullshit and suicide bait/fucked up dreams work on him.

... Outside of the smut itself. Yeah, I know there's this whole "Soukoku are switch" thing but I really just can't, versatile at BEST and even that seems weird to me depending on how it's handled.

It was just very interesting, although I would understand not trusting my judgment or my taste considering how I already failed you when it comes to recommendations.

o(╥﹏╥)o

Hello again!!! (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ

Yeah, Chuuya seems more or less fine, I just don’t like the portrayal for Dazai. At all.💀 Like, I understand that he’s supposed to be a demon and whatever the fuck, but I don’t really think that’s leverage to make him THIS ooc??? 😭 It doesn’t even feel like Dazai at all. Which, you know, even outside of the AU, I feel like people that think Dazai is a top portray him like this OFTEN. It’s how they almost always portray him, actually, so I’ve grown disdainful to it.

+ Chuuya getting called a tsundere, whether in the actual text by a character or by the author is one of my biggest pet peeves and will turn me away from anything… I just hate it. Because it’s like, objectively not true. Can we stop shoving tropes down the throat of every character, please? Not everything is about tropes 👹

And on top of that, I also dislike the fact that someone calling him that in the narrative specifically implies that they for some reason know and care about manga tropes enough to… Use them in real life?? Which is incel behavior. To me. Like, I know that realistically the characters might be familiar with them but I don’t think it’d be enough to make them actually mention it?? Even as a tease/joke??? Plus I’m not a fan of app/brand/music/etc names getting mentioned in fiction, even if realistically they could have a place there. It breaks immersion imo. I feel the same about the whole tsundere thing…

As an upside, though, I really liked that scene where Chuuya pulled a knife on Dazai for trying to seduce him. King shit 💗💕

On the topic of skk’s sex roles, I do believe Chuuya is a (dom) switch. Dazai, on the other hand, I think generally prefers bottoming, even if he could stand to top from time to time (with Chuuya specifically, because if it was anyone else I think he’d exclusively bottom. People tend to assume the person on top has to be the dominant counterpart and my boy is NOT explaining himself and his sexual preferences to some random one night stand. Though, as I’ve mentioned in a million words in an analysis, Dazai having one night stands is restricted to AUs for me so it doesn’t matter much).

Still, I’m not going to let conventional sex stereotypes dictate my life, so I can definitely see Dazai topping as long as Chuuya’s still the one with control, you know? But, I always imagine Dazai would get tired really quickly and start complaining if he had to do the thrusting 😭 So the instances of dom bottom Chuuya and sub top Dazai are mostly limited to riding 💔

Awww don’t say that :( I honestly find that you’re just a lot less picky with your fics than I am, which is fine, and I feel like this is generally how people that don’t write their own fics tend to be anyway. I just have the extraordinary power of writing something exactly the way I like it so I never settle <3

Once again, have a lovely dayyy!! o( > ᗜ < )o ₊˚⊹♡

[weirdoldstans]

Imagine the boys going to an in person abdl store!!! They’d each embarrass the other so much holding up cute clothes and commenting on diaper prints they know the other would like. Going through toys together and spoiling each other. The sales person would make small talk and maybe ask who the baby was and they’d both just say yes! (Maybe OOC there, but it’s a safe space! They literally cater to that exact thing)

awww cuuute <333

(also i really love "who's the baby?" "yes <3")

[sickficideas]

Augh I alivveeee- collages been killing me. Anywayyy to cope I’ve been making sick fic ideas and drawings ✨ todays victim being sigma, my sweetie. Yes yes it’s very ooc but I like to imagine Fyodor and Nik have a soft spot for sigma, sigmas like their wet cat they found and cherish. Anyway inspired by the official art and fan animation of the four boys at the cafe and sigma getting excited about cookies. Sigma probably hasn’t eaten a lot of interesting foods. So when he has an opportunity he got really excited and without realizing there’s consequences. Eats a whole ass tray of cookies. Nik finds him miserable later, very bloated and nauseous. Fyodor and Nik take care of their sick wet cat. Fyodor is able to get him to throw up by simply pressing down a little on his tummy. Nik holds back and plays with his hair- and sigmas just really confused and scared and he’s like “shit am I dying?” “No it’s just a tummy ache” “no im pretty sure im dying.”

anywayyy ✨ the trios so stupid and goofy I love them -Ray

hi Ray!!! Thank you for sending this it's so cute awww Sigma 😭😭 I love any imagery for anyone holding Sigma's beautiful hair back it's so long and all over the place it would totally add to the miserable wet cat vibe...and the nausea from eating sweets is a whole other beast that poor Sigma is not equipped for poor thing 💔🥰

[outoftouchsoldier]

For the admin

I saw you tagged the new Jensen video with Adam as something Ben would do. And you probably mention it as him having white powder on his face

But I was wondering do you see him as someone who doesn't mind being a little silly?

Also, do you see Ben and soldier boy as two different personalities, like soldier boy being a sort of mask Ben pulls on and at some point lines started to blur and he started preferring being the jerk SB rather than himself?

Of course a lot of soldier boy is Ben but still I sometimes feel like they are also different

P.S I love the way you write him, your version of soldier boy is one of the best 💚

OOC ::

Honestly, I think the white powder bit wasn't actually something that even crossed my mind, really. It was the whole premise of eating something that he shouldn't be eating and throwing it away, as I genuinely see it being a Ben thing to do.

Like picture it though, there's Butcher's or Hughie's donut that's completely unattended and Ben's just like "fuck it, I'm having that." And they come back to get said donut and catch him red handed and so he throws the damn thing and tries to act casual about it regardless of the fact that proof is all over him. They confront him and he's instantly defensive, "No, I didn't eat your stupid fucking donut." and all that.

And, when it comes to Ben and Soldier Boy as two different personalities, I see them as different but not in a major way? Like, Ben still has a lot of Soldier Boy's bravado and is a complete cunt 90% of the time, but will actually allow himself to be vulnerable on the odd occasion depending on who he is talking to. But that's just about as far as it goes.

Also, I don't really think Ben can be silly though, he's way too up himself to mess about with people. He's on the defensive almost always and takes jokes way too personally if they're not at someone else's expense.

And awww wtf, thank you sm! it means a lot 🖤✨

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

So i was watching a bunch of funny GC videos on YouTube and I got the inspo and motivation to give the OG13 a GC. This will probably be very OOC, but I like to think of this as how they act without the other states. So um- enjoy? (Also yes I know that ME technically isn't one of the OG13 I just added him for fun)

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Yorkie: WASSUP F*CKERS

Masshole: Why do you have my phone?!

Yorkie: F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY

Papa (PA): Wtf is wrong with you guys

Yorkie: b*tch stfu

Masshole: fr

Papa: 😑

Joi-sey (NJ): why am I here

Maine: I would also like to know.

Joi-sey: Nobody asked you 😑

Maine: I don't remember anybody asking you either so stfu 🤫

Georgia: It is too damn early for this... Why must y'all always choose violence??

Mary: I would like to know this as well, but I've just stopped asking and accepted it as one of their traits hun.

Georgia: Ughhhhh

Respect Your Elders(DE): Why tf is my phone blowing up

Yorkie: Cuz we're conversing duh 🙄

Respect Your Elders: Silence fetus.

Yorkie: B*tch.

Respect Your Elders: Infant.

Yorkie: Old man.

Respect Your Elders: Toddler.

Yorkie: Old hag.

Mary: Aight let's stop fighting!!

Yorkie: Stfu <3

Respect Your Elders: Stfu Mary.

Mary: 🥲

Southie: Hey guys 👋

Joi-sey: Hey babes 😘

Southie: Hey handsome ✨❤️

Masshole: Ewwwww get a room 🙄

Joi-sey: Oh shuddap Masshole. We don't say nothin' when you and Penn are sitting together on the couch and lovingly staring into each other's eyes and sh*t 😒

Rhodey: Actually we do say stuff-

Joi-sey: Yea but not out loud.

Masshole: ....Stfu <3

Joi-sey: 😌

Nutmeg: Will y'all stop bullying each other for once-

Joi-sey: No ❤️

Masshole: Nah ❤️

Connie: *sigh*

Georgia: Yorkie wanna cuddle 🥺

Yorkie: Is that even a question- I'm on my way.

Northie (NC): Gayyyyyyy

Yorkie: Oh shut up ion say nothin' when I walk past you and TeNnEsSeE making out in the hallway, so don't start.

Northie: 😳 you saw that

Yorkie: Yup 👍 I had flashbacks to middle school when I would walk into the hall and see a couple playing tonsil hockey.

Masshole: Ok but FR THO

Yorkie: YEAH THEY ALWAYS BE GOIN AT IT LIKE BRO AINT NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT 🥹

Masshole: ONG. AT LEAST GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET OR SOME SH*T 😒

Yorkie: YEAH. IM JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS AND TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN DAY WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND JUMPING INTO A BUSY ROAD FOR FUNSIES 😭

Masshole: ...Damn you alright bud

Yorkie: I'm fine <3

Masshole: Okay then...

Papa: Wtf was that...?

Georgia: Idk but I have my Yorkie with me so I'm fine with it 🥺❤️

Yorkie: Stfu-

Georgia: He's blushing rn

Mary: Hun if you don't send a picture right now then no more coffee ❤️

Georgia: Sending it rn hold on...

~georgia sent a photo~

*in the photo York has his face hidden but it's still quite obvious that he is blushing like crazy*

Papa: Pfft-

Virgin(ia): Awww how cute 🥺

Joi-sey: How long have you been here

Virgin(ia): T h e w h o l e t i m e.

Joi-sey: Alright then...

The Shire (NH): Ay Yorkie ya still alive?

Georgia: No he's asleep.

Masshole: Good. He needs it.

Rhodey: Aww Masshole does have a heart :)

Masshole: Stfu before I come over there and kick you like a football out the window :]

Rhodey: 😶

Masshole: Damn right.

Mary and Papa (at the same time): Your cute when your mad 😒❤️/🥺❤️

Masshole:... Stfu ❤️❤️

Virgin(ia): I'm so lonely 🥲

The Shire: You and me both 🥲

Connie: I feel y'all :')

Rhodey: There's an emoji for that y'know 😒 "🥲"

Connie: Idc 😑

Rhodey: Whatever

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(the next day)

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Yorkie: Guys guys guys guys-

Respect Your Elders: What did you do now child?

Yorkie: Ok first of all, f*ck you. Second, I found a rat snake :)

Masshole: Put it back where you found it.

Yorkie: Why tho 🥺 He's cute 🥺

Masshole: Okay, what do rat snakes eat 😒

Yorkie: Birds, bird eggs, squirrels, rats- Oh. OH-

Masshole: Yea dumba$$. Knowing that it eats squirrels, it would probably eat your long rats too.

Yorkie: B*tch they're called ferrets.

Masshole: Point still stands.

Yorkie: I'll put him back 🥲

Masshole: Atta boy <3

Yorkie: F*ck you <3

Joi-sey: Knowing him he'll probably abduct some random garter snake he finds in the woods

Connie: Probably 😑

Papa: Yea that's accurate

Everybody else (-NY): ^

Yorkie: Man I feel betrayed 🥲 F*ck all of you ❤️

Georgia: Even me darling 🥺

Yorkie: Yes you too traitor ❤️

Papa: DAYUM-

The Shire: Dang no hesitation 😭

Georgia: I- Love you too I guess 🥲❤️

Yorkie: ❤️

Yorkie: EEK I FOUND A GARTER SNAKE 🥺 IT'S SO TINY 🥺

Joi-sey: Yup thought so.

Masshole: Goddamn it- New York stop abducting random animals

Yorkie: But-

Masshole: No buts 😒 Put it back.

Yorkie: It's cute tho 🥺

~Yorkie sent a picture~

*in the picture the snake's snoot is right in front of the camera*

Yorkie: 🥺

Masshole: Dangit it is cute- Y'know what? Fine. Tell me when you get home.

Yorkie: YESSSS :D

Masshole: 😒❤️

Respect Your Elders: Awww does the big bad Masshole have a soft spot for his little brother 🥺

Masshole: Del istg I will kick you out the window

Respect Your Elders: Pfft- yeah right 😒

Masshole: ....

Respect Your Elders: Uhhh guys?

Papa: Hm?

Respect Your Elders: Why do I hear footsteps approaching my room?

Rhodey: That's probably just Mr. Bay State coming to kick your ass out the window.

Respect Your Elders: Uh oh- Baby are you not going to help me 🥺

Rhodey: Sorry Love, but I ain't gettin' in the way of that

Respect Your Elders: Babe 😭

Rhodey: It was nice being with you <3

Respect Your Elders: Jersey? Penn?

Papa and Joi-sey: Sorry Del/Ha nope.

Respect Your Elders: Traitors 😭

Respect Your Elders: Oh god he's knocking on the door-

Respect Your Elders: HE JUST KICKED MY DOOR DOWN-

Respect Your Elders: GUYS HELPHDKGSKADHSU-

Yorkie: Damn he got him 😔

Joi-sey: 😔

Papa, and Rhodey: 😔

Mary: Y'all I just heard a thud outside my window 😥

Joi-sey: Probably just Del.

Mary: WHAT?!

Papa: Backread.

Mary (after backbreading): OH GOSH- WHY DIDNT YALL HELP HIM 😭😭

Yorkie: Ya really expected us to get in the middle of Death's work?

Mary:... Fair enough 😭

Georgia: Is he still alive??

Mary: Well- he's groaning in pain so yeah I think so 👍

Georgia: At least he's alive.

Masshole: Hey I'm back :)

Mary: Hun why did you kick Del out the window 😭?

Masshole: He was running his mouth 🥺

Mary: No books tonight, youre sleeping <3

Masshole: Nuuuuuu 🥺

Mary: Sorry Hun 😘

Masshole: 😔👍

Yorkie: 😎🕶️🤏🙂🤭

Masshole: 💥

Yorkie:👀🏃🏃🏃💨

Masshole: Damn right 🙂❤️