#{r. to: ask}

[aropride]

did… did she do that?

[starspilli]

arcane pokémon au scribbles… so messy had to get it out of my brain

[skippyisntfunny]

[inoirettes]

im ovulating

[artist173]

no caption

[kitschky]

if i got a single office music dance experience my suffering at work would all be worth it !! (everyone go watch severance now, for me, your comrade)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

people will really go up to shapeshifters like "oh what's your true form? oh but what do you really look like?" are u hearing yourself. do u hear how insane u sound

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Outie Dylan, swallowing his pride and deciding to tell his innie that he’s actually pretty cool despite the wife smooching debacle: I’m proud of you and while I’ll respect your decision if you want to resign I think you should make it work there because I don’t want you to die

Dylan G: *immediately hits his boss with a vending machine*

[hazyeyedbunny]

piss kink but in the sense that i want you to rub my cunnie until i cum and pee myself all over your lap because i just couldn’t control myself like a dumb baby

[majunju]

new astral express member duties 1/???: helping stelle sleep

[operakings]

she’s not me

[incumingbaby]

Need daddy 🥹🤭🤤🤤🐻

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[evyltalks]

rot like a saint

[bovineblogger]