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Right then...Hello everyone!
Hey, Steven Grant here! Steve's fine or whatever other nickname you'd like to come up with. I'm a fictive in a DID system, so.. Not an RP blog I'm so sorry if you were expecting that?? My SP wanted me to make this blog to have a place for myself so that's kinda what this is but I don't mind making friends or like interacting with anyone, anyway that's all :)
General Info and Stuff
╔═.·:·.𓐍𓈖𓇓𓅱𓀭.·:·.═╗
╰ 𓂀. [Name]
-Steven Grant ╰ 𓂀. [Gender/Pronouns]
- He / She Guy(ish) (Bodily Trans) ╰ 𓂀. [Age]
- Mid 30ish y/o (Bodily 19) ╰ 𓂀. [Sexuality]
- Biromantic Asexual ╰ 𓂀. [Species?]
-Human minus the whole avatar of Konshu thing ╰ 𓂀. [Role]
- Physical/Emotional Caretaker/Protector within the System ╰ 𓂀. [Signoff]
- 🌙

═══ Source Stuff ═══
╰ 𓂀. [Source]
- MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) ╰ 𓂀. [Source Talk]
- Yep totally fine with me ╰ 𓂀. [Doubles]
- I was so excited last time someone mentioned having a Steven Grant alter, so yes. 1000% yes. ╰ 𓂀. [Sourcemates]
- Sure thing :)

═══ Miscellaneous ═══
╰ 𓂀. [Likes]
- History, Ancient Egypt, 60's music, Romance,Marvel Rivals ╰ 𓂀. [Dislikes]
- MR FUCKING BEAST ╰ 𓂀. [Fav Colour]
- Yellows and White ╰ 𓂀. [Birthdayish]
- 18th December 2024 ╰ 𓂀. [Accent]
- Very British
Tagging System (Update as I go)
╰ 𓂀. 'the idiot's in control..'
- Textposting
╰ 𓂀. 'the moon haunts you!'
- Egypt Stuff
╰ 𓂀. '🌙'
- General Reblogs
╰ 𓂀. 'you mean the anime?'
- Source Things
╰ 𓂀. 'oh bollocks.'
- Vent
╰ 𓂀. 'I had no lovin' arms to hold me.'
- Past Relationship Stuff
╰ 𓂀. 'Le poisson steve'
- Positivity stuff





References: Banners: #1, 2,3 , #4 Art: #1 Blinkies/Stamps: #1, #2,3 #4, #5, #6
#pinned#pinned post#intro post#fictive blog#introject blog#did system#system blog#alter blog#sysblr#plurality#plural system#steven grant fictive#moon knight fictive#marvel fictive#mcu fictive#'the idiot's in control..'#'the moon haunts you!'#'🌙'#'oh bollocks.'#'I had no lovin' arms to hold me.'#'you mean the anime?'#'le poisson steve'
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john bakes the team an apple pie one (1) time and it's so good that nobody knows what to do with themselves about it, because they were all prepared to bully him. so instead they just start calling him a tradwife
#at first he's like “fuck off im never baking for u again” but eventually the title grows on him#and he starts leaning into the joke by like. wearing an apron and taking care of the plants. until it's not an ironic thing anymore#because he finds that he genuinely enjoys doing chores around the house. it calms him to have control over their environment#after hard missions the others start drinking or take a shower or watch a comfort show. but john#john just starts doing the laundry. the dishes. mops the floor. he's definitely gotten in trouble with the others for trying to#clean the windows. from the outside. of the fucking avengers tower. this idiot#thunderbolts headcanons#thunderbolts fluff#thunderbolts*#the new avengers#thunderbolts movie#thunderbolts 2025#thunderbolts mcu#thunderbolts (2025)#thunderbolts#john walker#yelena belova#ava starr#bucky barnes#bob reynolds#alexei shostakov
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@aroace-get-out-of-my-face a series of events. Fiddleford is so tired. Stanley is laughing bc if he doesn’t laugh he’ll cry. Ford is rage incarnate. This is murder in his eyes
#gravity falls#science time with dr pine#tate mcgucket#he is very confused and also 3 apples tall#Pretend Fiddleford is covering his eyes I am entirely too spent to go back and do that#Aha#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#stanley pines#this is the ‘finish all my previously unfinished Dr pine sketches’ day#I am Free. To do more art of course. Bc what else would I do#If Fiddleford had a smartphone he’d 100% do that#That’s his idiot best friend up there. Yes. He cannot control that genius idiot. But that’s HIS genius idiot#Also not pictured is Emma May sort of bewildered and entertained#She is in fact the mad scientist biologist ever#Mad scientists gotta stick together. Of course she supports Ford rights and wrongs
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Tis but a flesh wound!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#JGY's little shawl waits for him at the front entrance. It's for him to wear in the cloud recesses because he gets cold easy.#Lan Xichen personally hand knit it for him. This is canon within this universe now.#JGY is failing his little chess game so bad in this scene. He walks up and cutely pouts at LXC to pwease help him in his schemes#And when LXC rightly points out the holes in his reasoning he gets his back up!#But *dude* how the hell are you going to explain how WWX has been doing all these crazy things when the guy was Passed Out.#LXC can even attest to it. Back to JGY holding the idiot ball here; why make a point to press about WWX staying at CR#And not take into account the fact the lan brothers have an incredibly tight bond?#Why was he even *attempting* to drive a wedge between them?#Honestly I know we love to call JGY a schemer but he was so sloppy at so many points. Everything post secret room reveal-#has been a messy scramble to cover up his past transgressions. He is struggling to keep things under control!#He currently is staying in the public favour solely on the quality of his melancholic wet eyes.#You dare accuse jin guangyao of murder? When he's so sopping wet? When he whimpers and whines without a little treat?#To bad he's shown his teeth! Sorry you aren't old enough for dentures and can't put those teeth right back in your mouth.
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#manifesting my self control bc miki be tempting me with video games khdgsdkhg#animatic#ocean idiots#my art
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Obviously next week could prove this all dead-wrong, but I don’t think the trial’s quite over. I don’t believe the end of that episode actually took place, because I’m pretty sure we’re still firmly in the “punish Agatha” phase. Rio’s suddenly gone. Alice seems to be dead by Agatha’s hand, and no one—including Teen, who has always been on her side—seems primed to believe she was out of control. The others have been sucked beneath the power of the surrogate son who not only just told Agatha to fuck off, but went full-Wanda to do it. It just all seems too tailored to cut up any of the character progress Agatha’s made on the Road thus far. Getting harassed by her ghost mother and hearing her son’s voice don’t feel like a complete tear-down. This does. It feels like more trial.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#show next week: punt your theory into the SUN idiot#it just felt so abrupt#like that episode felt SHORT and the ending came up like a two by four to the forehead#feels a lot like Agatha’s fears coming true#your coven will leave you. your girl vanishes. your not-son reviles you AND bears the power and control of#the witch who fucked you up so badly and foiled your power#it seems really interesting that this happens when we’re starting to really get glimpses of the softer side of Agatha#with her love for Rio and her mounting reluctant affection for the coven and her grief for her son#and now the idea that Teen needs to be bound up as a ‘familiar’ when she knows she’s been letting him in#he’s not yours Agatha. he’s not yours and he wants nothing to do with you#Wanda gets everything and Agatha gets sucked under#I find it all veeeery curious
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Omega4Omega Shen Jiu with disaster Omega who doesn’t know shit about being an Omega Shen Yuan is so funny
You see me you get me you understand me.
Shen Jiu who brutally suppresses his scent to the point that no one including the man who has known him his whole life and his doctor knows what his secondary gender is at all and plans his heats down to the last second (all taken by himself in the safety of the Warm Red Pavilion) running across a rogue cultivator omega who looks shockingly similar to himself in the middle of studying some incredibly dangerous beast throwing off the most intense pre heat scent like he has no idea how shameless he’s being and taking him home before some bastard alpha can get his hands on him.
Once he gets Shen Yuan settled (and confirmed that no he didn’t have any stray omega family members he didn’t know about lingering about) he realizes that Shen Yuan’s lack of instincts goes even deeper than he originally thought.
He doesn’t know how to nest. He doesn’t know what he needs to eat in pre heat to store energy. He doesn’t know how to scent or who to allow to scent him back. He doesn’t know what a normal heat cycle should even be and this is the second heat that’s snuck up on him in a handful of months. He doesn’t know anything.
Shen Jiu is horrified. Any alpha could have found Shen Yuan when he was vulnerable. Clearly Shen Jiu will have to teach Shen Yuan what it is to be an omega even if that means allowing any Qingfang to look him over under Shen Jiu’s watchful eyes and preparing the Bamboo House for his new guest’s heat.
Shen Yuan of course is panicking in his head as the scum villain is actually… kind of nice??? And keeps putting food in front of him??? And piles his borrowed bed with so many pillows and blankets it’s like being in a cloud??? And is the only person that doesn’t have such an overwhelming smell around him at all times, only choosing to let his scent out when Shen Yuan asks (???!!!???) to be scented by him???
#the elf talks#svsss#sy: omg the scum villain!!!#SJ: this idiot omega is going to get himself killed or worse mated to an alpha#they don’t leave that first heat mated as Shen Jiu has far more control than anyone gives him credit for#the next heat that comes soon after as Shen yuan is still wildly out of synch due to stress malnutrition etc however…#accidentally mated to the scum villain au
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“I don’t regret it, Dean.” Cas says quietly. “Telling you I love you was the best moment of my life.”
“Yeah? Well, it was the worst of mine!” Dean yells, throwing his arms out to the side. There’s a moment of stricken silence where Cas’s face falls and Dean realizes how his words came across. He rushes to elaborate. “Do you know how many years I wondered if angels could feel love? Romantic love? Do you know how long I hoped that they could— that you, specifically, could? And more than that, that you would feel it towards me? I wondered all the goddamn time, Cas. And then you— you finally—“ Dean swallows past a lump in his throat, letting his arms fall back to his sides. “You finally tell me not only that you can love, but you love me. Me. And in one second, ten years of my wildest dreams came true and then were ripped away.”
Dean looks down at his feet. Clenches his jaw against the feelings threatening to choke him. He tries to take a steadying breath in through his nose but it doesn’t help him feel any better.
“Dean—“
“I didn’t think I was ever gonna see you again.” Dean confesses to his boots. “I thought I’d have to live the rest of my miserable life knowing I could’ve had you and kicking myself for being such a dumb piece of shit.” He swallows again and looks up. “I thought you were going to spend eternity not knowing that I love you, too.”
“I didn’t mean— Dean, I didn’t—“ Cas shakes his head as words fail him.
“So yeah,” Dean shrugs a little helplessly, his voice still tight with emotion. “It was the worst moment of my life. Except for every moment that came after— because every single moment from your death until you came back was the worst moment of my life. Every moment without you is. And you coming back could’ve been the best moment of my life if you hadn’t been such an ass about everything.”
There was a time, once, in the distant past where Cas’s face never betrayed any emotion. Dean could’ve scrutinized every single molecule of his expression and he wouldn’t have been able to read a goddamn thing from it. That hasn’t been the case for a long time— Cas took to emotions and humanity better than Dean did, and it was the only thing Dean had ever known.
Now, Dean can read a multitude of emotions in Cas’s expression: disbelief in the slight part of his lips, hope in the blue of his eyes, shock in the rise of his eyebrows. He can practically read every thought going through Cas’s mind as he tries to process what’s happened.
And then, there it is: acceptance in the way the corner of Cas’s mouth ticks up.
“I had no idea.” Cas answers after a moment.
“‘Course you didn’t.” Dean replies, his own mouth mirroring the small smile. “You fucked off before I got a chance to say it back.”
“I just assumed—“
“You know what they say about assuming, Cas.”
“No, I don’t.” Cas is full on smiling now, warm and full of the love Dean had only ever seen hidden in shadows of his expressions. Now it’s practically splitting his face open, spilling out of Cas like he’s finally filled up with so much of it that it’s simply impossible to keep it all in. “And frankly, I don’t care. I only care about what you have to say.”
Dean huffs out a fond laugh as he shakes his head. “Finally gonna let me do the talking, huh?”
“I’m in the mood to do some listening,” Cas’s grin is dazzling and a little cheeky, Dean wants to memorize it immediately.
He takes a step closer to Cas. And then another. Cas simply watches him approach, making no attempt to back away. His personal space is inviting and Dean enjoys stepping directly into it with no hesitation.
“Well, I might be in the mood for something other than talking.” Dean whispers, less than a foot from Cas now.
“Oh?” Cas prompts, his hand reaching across the minuscule place between them to settle on Dean’s hip.
“Yeah,” Dean murmurs, leaning in. “But just to make sure you get it through your stubborn head: I love you, Cas. And I’ll fucking kill you if you ever do something like that again.”
Dean kisses him before Cas has a chance to reply.
#idk man#these idiots just won’t leave me alone#I never write fucking little ficlets and I’ve written like five for these assholes#they just make me so insane#I’m literally not in control anymore#ficlet#destiel#deancas#supernatural#spn
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry#I’M NOT I SWEAR#I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven#I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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“machine connor is more deviant than deviant connor” deviant connor will literally spend the rest of his life fighting his programming and being scared to death that one day amanda will resume control of him
#never EVER disrespect deviant connor in my presence#TO CLARIFY some idiots on tiktok think theyre smart#i do think connor was programmed with deviancy in mind that’s a popular theory that i believe#so yes machine connor is literally him denying his programming#but what you ppl don’t understand is that’s also what deviant connor is doing#if amanda was telling the truth and the plan was always for connor to be deviant and for cyberlife to resume control of his programming#and either by killing himself or successfully finding the emergency exit#deviant connor is LITERALLY fighting what he was programmed for#and he will spend the rest of his life fighting to just exist as his own self#so again this is all based on fan theories#but i just hate specifically when ppl say machine connor is somehow more deviant just bc he’s in denial#connor rk800#dbh connor#connor dbh#detroit: become human#detroit become human#dbh#detroit connor
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you reblog bait anons cause you know being snarky gets you notes. no better than a twitter user smugly wagging their finger when fox news says something stupid
I feel like I’m in a saw trap right now
#Actually I just have zero impulse control but thank u#If I didn’t have the uncontrollable urge to get snarky with idiots I wouldn’t have survived my childhood with this wicked sense of humor
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I wanted to do something for mermay, so here are my designs for some merturtles!
Leo is a Leafy seadragon,
Donnie is a Vampire squid
Mikey is a Epaulette shark
And Raph is a Scorpionfish!
Also heres a bonus drawing of a young April holding her little aquatic friends (dont worry they can breathe air just fine)

#Donnie can and will stare into your soul#Mikey is the only one who can really get around on land all that well#The rest are absolutely terrible#i fucking live epaulette sharks#theyre just so cool#dont look too hard at Donnies biology#....just dont#trust me#donnie has so much envy for octopi#they can use all theyre arms for manipulation while he can only ise two#despite having more arms than them!#its a tragedy#Leo is the camouflage master when hes around plants#except when he dyes some of the leafy tips bright colours#cause hes an idiot#Raph is poisonous#(not deadly though dw)#but he has conscious control over it#just dont startle him!#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt april#mermay
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Did not realize how much I needed petty Lu Guang I’m losing it
(link to translator in image - please give them credit!)
#Vein: why was this guy glaring at me???#Lu Guang: =。=#Vein: hello?! what did i do???#little shit??? lmao#the rest of the reviews show that he’s very polite and helpful with everyone else#it’s just vein and liu xiao he’s an asshole to#ghadjfn#poor Qiao Ling having to run damage control with these idiots... cxs she was probably ready for but lg???#she pulls him aside afterward like “what's your problem??? we're supposed to be the responsible ones are you kidding me?”#he just like. pouts. honest to god pouts. cxs is cackling in the background. finally someone else sees how childish lg can be#at least xia fei got good service and wants to help publicize the cafe :')#storyrambles#link click#sgdlr#vein#xiao weiying#liu xiao#lu guang
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living my best life with the new content (deleted scenes getting animated) but this part really gave my brain an itch that I've kinda thought about before and just haven't had reason to scratch at,,,
I think Blitzwing really dislikes getting dirty (or being in a space that could get him dirty), when it's unnecessary? I mean, he'll do it, he doesn't mind or care on a mission or during a fight, but he doesn't enjoy it, and don't expect him to get grease on his frame otherwise.
like, any time he's in a situation where he's getting dirty or scuffed and it's not in a fight, Hothead or Random are usually the dominant response, quickly finding something else to focus on. Icy only responds to complain, because he certainly likes to complain. he gets kind of bitchy about it! (I get it. I don't like unnecessary dirt either. I didn't authorize that. I mean this affectionately, I enjoy when he's bitchy.)
I imagine if he willingly got into a mess (for fun, or cannibalism, or both) it would be fine, but eugh, he wasn't planning on Autobot gunk or Earth grime, no thank you.

#unfortnuately chat weve reached the stage of insanity where im doing character analyses. sorry.#anyway. please discuss#i think the cannibalism would be an exception but more bc its an instict or feral response he doesnt control#at least not fully yk. thats an animal response.#and even then hes probably very thorough cleaning afterwards. idk theres something about him that makes me go yeah hes very clean#the vibe is there. i am correct about this of course. i know my conjunx. (i would like people to discuss tho)#i don't want to put a lot into this rn i have a headache. i just needed to yap bc it won't leave me alone otherwise#anyway. i suppose all this to say he complains endlessly about getting dirty until rte gives him a wash#they snap at each other the entire time. idiots (affectionate)#incessant need to yap vs terror at being perceived (i am scared to post this)#please do not throw rocks at me im scared. im doing it scared but i am scared.#transformers#maccadam#tfa blitzwing#blitzwing my beloved#blitzrat#ratkingrambles#i have to delete my account i used the wrong yap tag
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Aziraphale is a feral beast once he gets a taste of something he likes. Ox rib. Sushi. Wine. Cake. Books.
Crowley.
#don't even try to change my mind about this#this angel will be mcfucking feral once he sees something he wants#zero self-control#zero willingness to even try for any self-control#feral aziraphale#feral michael sheen#how is that not a suggested tag?#good omens#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x aziraphale
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