#(except i'm not)

[doctahpants]

Every so often, I think about that scene at the end of Extremis where the Doctor has just not executed Missy, and the guy goes, "You swore an oath." And the Doctor replies, "I swore an oath I'd look after her body for a thousand years. Nobody mentioned dead." And I cackle because he says it so seriously, but like... did he have to word it like that?! Did he?! Oh. You're going to look after her body, are you?! 👀

[toaster-fire-art]

In my memory, you're always smiling.

[mybrainrotyourproblem]

I actually need someone to explain the rise in like Voldemort redemption and simps for Tom Riddle.

I thought I escaped Tomarry when I left middle school.

Why is it EVERYWHERE?!

Why do people want to fuck Tom so badly?!

THE MAN IS A WIZARD NAZI!!!

[sprnklersplashes]

I am my father's mother's lost son

[princess-nobody]

Therapist: AI generated na'vi Taylor Lautner isn't real, he cannot hurt you

AI generated na'vi Taylor Lautner:

[stesierra]

I am not writing right now because of my newborn baby, but I am basically rolling around in all the things I have already written and enjoying them. I would like to propose that this counts as writing.

[ozzni]

y'know, looking back at how much I loves the Redwall series I'm actually kind of surprised that I'm not a furry. Like I was totally imagining myself as Matthias, a mouse. But I don't feel any desire to be an animal now. I'm not even vaguely animal themed, like catgirl but mousegirl instead. Maybe if I didn't already change my identity by being a trans woman I would be? Idk...

[ohmarjorie]

Looking at your old posts feels so bizarre

[that-dumbass-rabbit]

[i-am-a-watermelon]

This is why we have other terms like urban fantasy and sci-fi fantasy for distinction. If someone says fantasy in general, we can generally assume they're probably referring to high-fantasy. That is what fantasy in terms of writing and genre refers to.

There is literally no reason to bring this up on this post.

Fantasy fandom, kill this clown.

Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[netbug009]

reminder to BLACKLIST #TADC SPOILERS (or just go watch the new episode) BECAUSE ONCE MY IMAGE LIMIT RESETS IT'S OVER FOR EVERYONE

[bunnygirl678]

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Ookido Green | Blue Oak/Red, Mikuri | Wallace/Tsuwabuki Daigo | Steven Stone, Shirona | Cynthia/Wataru | Lance, Hibiki | Ethan/Silver Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampires, Angst, Blood, Blood Drinking, Pain, Abuse, Starvation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, Whump, Alternate Universe - Creatures & Monsters Summary:

Green Oak sacrifices himself to the vampire to save his village and his sister. Will he be trapped as a slave to the sexy red eyed vampire for the rest of time? Only time will tell, and vampires live forever!

[anolexia-mirage]

Went to put on eyeliner to take aesthetic photos since I'm out on a walk but then I dropped the cap down a fucking storm drain 😭

Screw me for wanting to look good i guess?? Also do not have the money to replace it T-T

And just when I was starting to feel good being fem presenting again

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