#2. can of baja blast

[shower-racoon]

I need to eat something savory soon or I fear I may perish

[lovrbooy]

a dennis reynolds spread in my sketchbook. he is jerma and he is patrick bateman

[me1onmi1k]

hot girl shit lol

[toytulini]

keep tricking myself into thinking that if i just have a little more caffeine itll unlock the ability to read and retain shit, or focus on difficult and scary tasks, and then being like, shocked pikachu when it Doesnt, Again

[rottenpumpkin13]

AGSZC get sent to our world. Welcome to Earth, boys! How do they react? Who gets arrested for carrying a sharp weapon in public first? Who gets stopped for having "such a cool cosplay omg can I get a picture with you!!!"? Does anyone believe them when they return home?

Sephiroth: Arrested within ten minutes of arrival for openly carrying Masamune. He says nothing the entire time, just lets them cuff him, because he assumes this is Earth's version of Shinra security and he's about to be debriefed. When an officer demands he "drop the weapon," he makes it disappear into thin air. They let him go immediately because (1) they have no evidence, (2) he's suspiciously attractive, and (3) they assume he's just an insanely good wizard LARPer. He walks out of the station completely unbothered, only to get distracted by a glowing sign that says "Taco Bell—Open Late!" and spends the next two hours trying every single menu item. He discovers Baja Blast. He ascends.

Genesis: Figures out within seconds that nobody here knows what Loveless is. This is an injustice he cannot abide. By the end of the first day, he's reciting entire acts in the middle of Times Square. By the end of the week, he has a full-blown cult. People are quoting it, debating interpretations, asking when the sequel is coming out. Someone starts printing T-shirts. An influencer with ten million followers makes a video captioned "Genesis Rhapsodos ended Shakespeare in under 24 hours." He is unstoppable. He is thriving.

Angeal: Mesmerized by the sheer amount of plants. Earth is just covered in greenery, and he spends hours just touching leaves and murmuring about "the purity of natural growth." At one point, he kneels in a park and just presses his palm into the grass, as if absorbing its wisdom. He barely notices the group of children who gather around him, marveling at the "cool swordsman" until one of them asks for a picture with his Buster Sword. He obliges, of course, but by the end of the day, there are hundreds of kids lining up, and someone has started calling him "Excalibur Dad."

Zack: Having the time of his life. He adapts immediately, taking selfies with everyone, somehow gets himself invited to three different house parties within the first few hours. Starts a TikTok, gets famous within hours just for being himself.

Cloud: Absolutely miserable. Every time someone asks if he's in cosplay, he visibly wilts. The others find him hours later, just sitting at a bus stop, staring into the void like he's having a crisis.

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #28

Solomon: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night

Barbatos: You could have said anything else

Solomon: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja blast to fuel my trouble

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MC: Got a vibe check at Claire’s

Thirteen: How was it?

MC: I have 3 weeks to live

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Mammon: If only I were Kpop. Then you’d all see.

Leviathan: You’re already popular and widely hated. What more do you want???

Mammon: Thanks for saying that

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Belphegor: How does it feel to be a god?

MC: Idk ask me after I do 10 pushups

Beelzebub: Do ten pushups then

MC: Fuck you. No

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Belphegor: Might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

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Mammon: Mark my fucking worms

Satan: This statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

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Solomon:

Help me, I am trapped

Inside a haiku factory

Save me, before they

Simeon:

I got your message

And have snuck my way inside

Oh my god, what the

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Asmodeus: You’re all beautiful in your own special way

Leviathan: Actually, I am very ugly

Asmodeus: Okay then I was wrong

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Leviathan: You know what better than weed? Water

Mammon: Here’s the dumb bitch again

Leviathan: Shut up you dehydrated high motherfucker

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Raphael: Why does baby Yoda have completely different eyes to as an adult…

Diavolo: Puberty

Leviathan: You know how people’s baby teeth fall out

Raphael: Thank you for equally awful answers

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Asmodeus: The sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

Thirteen: I’m so sick of this shit. Two gas stations can’t even be on the same block without someone shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic of Denny’s/Applebee’s with Denny bottoming

Solomon: You’re literally out of your mind if you think Denny’s isn’t a top

Lucifer: I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

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Asmodeus: Does anyone know a single redeeming fact about New Hampshire? Is anything good about it?

MC: Letters can be arrange to spell “heh…penis warm”

Asmodeus: How tragic that a place so wretched should be blessed

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Solomon: I think we can be evil. As a treat

MC: We?

Solomon: We :)

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MC: Old people? More like fold people

*makes an origami swan out of grandma*

Lucifer: Literally what was going through your mind that motivated you to make this?

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Leviathan: Tumblr is just talking to yourself but for an audience

Simeon: That’s called a soliloquy

Leviathan: Found the theater kid. Get em boys

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Mammon: Coats and jackets are too aesthetically pleasing to only wear during the cold seasons. I think scientists need to stop doing their dumb bullshit and band together to invent a jacket that can be worn whilst it’s hot out

Mephistopheles: Vests?

Mammon: You’re so lucky a computer screen protects you from my hands

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[bajablasttacobell]

GUYS HEAR ME OUT

I believe squid game season 3 is where, Namgyu, we will be seeing a lot more of him. So when I first started thinking about this I had a lot more to back it up but I kind of forgot some of it, that’s besides the point. (Also forgot where I had seen some of these things being said, but they were said, IM NOT CRAZY😭)

So we already know Namgyu and Thanos stirred a lot of trouble amongst players such as Minsu, MG coin, and even caught the eye of 456’s group when they teamed up on MG. So going forward with Thanos death we see Namgyu has his pills and I remember (pretty sure, I don’t have proof on this one.) it being said that the pills will impact the story HEAVILY. Although we don’t really see that with Thanos being in control of them.. like yeah sure we see the huge fight and what not but I don’t think that was the big plot twist with them.

Moving on in an interview Roh Jaewon stated that he never played such a big character (okay along the lines of that it’s been awhile, it’s in the interview with Semi and Minsu’s actors) but in Season 2 we do not really see much from Namgyu besides supporting some actions from Thanos. At the end we see him going slightly mad and killing multiple people.

Finally we already know there is unresolved tensions between Minsu, MG coin, and Namgyu so there is many possibilities going on with them.

Also I’m not trying to say like he will be the main focus or anything like that but I’m trying to suggest he will be playing a major role in season 3 (hopefully). I hope he gets more screen time and backstory stuff! (Hes going to die first episode isn’t he? I can feel it in my balls.)

P.S -Thank you for coming to my Baja Blast Bout sorry that I tapped so much and it still barely makes sense🫡🫡

[goldie-slander]

21 Things a think would kill Barbatos

1. A monster can

2. Slim Jim

3. Tiktok brainrot or any tiktok video

4. New York City subway

5. An episode of spongebob

6. Taco bell

7. Joe Rogan

8. Biden and Donald Trump debate

9. A booktok girly

10. Rice Krispie Treats

11. A McDonald's sprite

12. Pop rocks

13. Furries

14. A Karen

15. Twitter

16. A discord server

17. Mountain Dew Baja Blast

18. Flamin' Hot Cheetos

19. Tumblr

20. trampoline park

21. Battery acid

[loveanddeepspacestuffforfreaks]

Imagining the Lads boys as fast-food workers. (United States)

Xavier- Mcdonalds

Sleeps in the back

CASHIER, one too many times burned the food and was sent to the front for the rest of his time there.

Often gives his discount to other people that he feels needs it, sneaks extra toys in the happy meals.

Has fallen asleep on the cash register

Rayafel- Taco Bell

Agrees with the ethics the company uses for their meat. (He heard they use end of life dairy cows but didn't really look into it.)

Work at the later shifts since it doesn't close until 2 am.

Has the job for funnies and often ends up paying for people meals since he's bored and just wants to see drunk or stoned people be stupid.

often on his phone telling Mc to come visit him. Baja blast KING

Sylus- Panera bread

It looks clean and fresh but it's still a fast-food joint

Likes the food to some degree.

Charming ass cashier, everyone falls for his charm, customer's favorite.

Gives people recommendations like a five-star food critic (Which he definingly is) talking about things like texture and pairing items. "The bread bowl with the Mac and cheese? No, no no. Much to similar those items. Might I suggest the Caesar salad instead?"

Caleb- Arby's (Since Applebee's is closing down D:)

They have the meats! (You may think Xavier would work here because he loves meat but I would say he doesn't even know it exists.)

Sucker for curly fries, buys huge amounts with his employee discount and shares them with Mc.

Cooks, obviously, has perfected the orange cream shake.

Switches jobs after the Applebee's location he used to work at shut down. Cried in Mc's lap for weeks!

Zayne- Culver's (MIDWEST KING)

Likes any form of ice cream but I think he would be a slut for custard.

Employee of the month, every month. All-star Employee, the GOAT, ALL ROUNDER, GOLDEN BOY HE CAN DO IT ALL. Cleans, cooks, cashier, runner. Whatever needs to get done will get done under his watch.

Managment's favorite, customer's favorite, co-worker's favorite (Will cover anyone's shift he is so used to working that he feels weird if he works less then 60 hours a week)

Looks great in blue!

[punkeropercyjackson]

Afrolatino Percy Jackson thoughts dump i wanna put on blue baja blast

His name would NOT be Perseus.It dosen't roll off the tongue in spanish at all so Sally would name him Perseo

His middle name would also be Isadore,which is both of greek origin and a name an african american mom would absolutely name her son

Lightskin Percy is one ugly ass motherfucker and book innacurate.He looks exactly like Poseidon so poc Percy can't be mixed(but he would multietchnic by default,as he is canonically).Poseidon is afrogreek,Sally is afro-dominicana and they're both darkskin with strong features

If you make Percy black but not punk you're being weird and ignorant.Punk Percy is canon and black people created punk culture-starting in New Yorker at the same time it did England!!!-so there's no reason your Percy shouldn't not only be punk but AFROpunk.Grunge/Skater boy Percy isn't canon anyway and was popularized by white people projection so it has no say in afrolatino Percy

He had crushes on Starfire/Teen Titans 2003 Koriand'r and 1997/Brandy's Cinderella and they shaped his taste in women.He's black4black and yes,this includes when it comes to men.Jason was giving black biracial natural blonde in the books and Percy never had crushes on Luke or any male gods and Beckendorf was basically his older brother so he didn't have a crush on him either.Not every queer man liked older men as a kid but especially not Percy,whomst canonically hates older men for being older men.Too many of you are so flipadipping stupid💔

'Black boys glow blue in the moonlight' from Moonlight is extremely Percy-coded and he cried so hard he almost threw up watching I Saw The Tv Glow for the first time

His personality,experiences,treatment and perception(in-universe)are very representative of black autistics,especially but not limited to amab ones

^Stating amab because Percy reads as an afrolatino with a complex relathionship to gender that's healed with rejection of white masculinity and embracing black femininity culminating in identifying as transfem and bigender(he/they/she/neos)

Thalia,Rachel and Silena were black-coded too,Thalia as AA and Silena as creole but Rachel as nigerian yoruba with inmigrant parents,and this is why in the latter two cases they connected so well and clashed with Thalia as an intracommunity conflict metaphor.Thalia is platonically the stud to Percy's femme(tomboy/girly girl black sisters),Perachel haters are whole ass weirdos and Charlena was black love

Nico wasn't quite black-coded but he works better as black than white.He's a lot like 'soft sunshine nerdy black boy who's also ultra powerful and a little shit' characters and his name is literally Nico di Angelo,a black ass name as much as Percy Jackson is.Plus we need more black goth kid rep and my jamaican friend said it's a trope that black girls only have white siblings so that only made me headcanon black Nico further.He had an afro and when he's 17(in my Toa fixit/replacement,Tales of Dead Seas),he switches to dreads with a bun in the back

Percy and Hazel are so girldad and adoptive lesbian daughter he found and bonded with during the movie's/game's quest-coded.As has been pointed out by other black Pjo fans,their relathionship reads as black solidarity amongst a group of mostly nonblacks and she's the third to his and Nico's trio,called the Dead Sea Siblings since 1.Nico is the son of Hades,Hazel is the daughter of Pluto and Percy is the son of the sea god and 2.They're mediterranean by virtue of their greek heritage and Nico's italian too.Their bond deserved to be expanded on instead of discarded and so did Hazel as her own character and she's a Tods mc and gets her own solo book titled 'Hazel-Blood'.Sally is Percy's queen and Hazel is Percy's princess

His favorite music genres are rap,metal,bedroom rock and lo-fi beats,the last one influenced by Hazel's obsession with them.He can play guitar and he grew up listening to dominican/latino songs thanks to Sally blasting them around La Residencia Jackson all the time.Teezo Touchdown is his go to for road music

The sea does not like to be restrained so she switches hairstyles throught the series.Baby dreads in Tlt,wicks in Ttc,twists in Tlo,an afro in Son as she didn't remember what styles she liked on herself at the time but muscle memory gives herself dreads in the climax,diy's sea material based beads for them in Moa and grows her hair out so much by the time she's 19 she switches to locs.She decided to give herself a little girl treat by doing her hair the mermaidcore color technique too to celebrate her egg cracking(yellow,aqua,pink and purple were her choices and as per the requirements,the black with a white streak base stays)

Blue flan helps keep her mentally semi-sane and aquarium nails rewired her brain.She also owns a pair of pastel blue shorts with 'are you nasty?' on the ass in rhinestones she got as a ref to the Janet Jackson song

Also her,Tyson,Nico,Hazel and Estelle do the obvious 'Jackson Five' jokes and Sally and Paul join in

He's a hood nigga and can't turn it off and he's been made to feel bad about those things but by the Tods finale(at age 22)he's completely embraced it with pride and mocks suburbinates openly rather than just in his heads out of insecurity.Percy's the kinda guygirl to use 'Babygirl' as a romantic nickname unironically and nonsexually and wear hightop converse and sit on the curb eating street food next to the trucks he bought them from and watch black video game streamers then reference their lines irl

He's a very chalant dreadhead and owns a collection of blue durags and bought Sally a blue bonnet from Aphrodite that gives her perfect hair each night(Mamí's boyyyyyyy)

She gave up skateboarding because of greasy white boy posers but returned to it as symbolism for healing her inner child and transitioning.She was a skater boy,now she's a punk girl with a pretty face.Her board is black with blue cat and oceanic designs and she goes on petty crime sprees,uses her powers for enviormentalism,harasses Poseidon for money for Nico's chronic pain meds and mobility aids and gives Hazel special treatment to heal her from adultification trauma,knows how to diy things that don't even exist,drinks blue ingridients only battery acid and is the go-to for learning about punk culture amongst punks kids in Manhattan and in CHB for Percy's actual punk tactics

They've been sexually harrassed by white girls often enough to find snowbunny jokes deeply unfunny and even get angry at them and tell the people to make them this is why black women won't date them(wether they tell them they're a black woman themself to prove the point or not depends)

Sally's love of and inate connection to the sea is her dominican upbringing she passed down onto Percy coming through

Percy in blue togas and gold accesories,ripped pants and long chunky skirts,his Camp Half-Blood shirt with his battle jacket on top,blue cybersweetie dresses,waist beads,demonias and doc martens,thrifted graphic tops themed after his special interests,blackish blue lipstick and waterpoof glitter eyeshadow and black eyeliner years >>>>>>>>>>>>

She was definitely a gamer kid,she owned tamagotchis and went to arcades as safe spots and on her 12th birthday,Sally gifted her a blue nintendo ds she saved up to buy her.It was her only console for the longest time and she played so many games on it that combined with how much it meant to her she got it for her,she keeps it to this day and is very protective of it.Also,she would go hunting for cartridges of games based on existenting media she already was into as they hit different for her and she picked to play a girl in Pokemon(Percy,you EGG).And Sonic The Hedgehog kid Percy is a no brainer too,seeing......everything about Sonic as a franchise and Sonic as a character,he looks like Percy's fursona lmfao and peachdeluxe has the most accurate and Percycore human!Sonic ever

Please imagine Nico and Percy squishing Hazel into a hug as they both cover her in kisses and she giggles,happy stimming and non-seriously telling them to stop and that they're embarrassing her as if they aren't laying on her bed together.Please also imagine Percy showing up to Nico and Hazel's Special ED school he was supposed to attend when he was 9 but overheard Sally planning it over the phone and melted down so bad over it she never brought it up again,with a big box of homecooked blue stuffed cookies and a bag of ensures,on the day of Hazel's first art showcase as she's the president and founder of the art club there in her dcom episode ahh plot that transpired a month beforehand and her dreadfully learning what dilf means that day too

His hair is so afrotextured it can't be silkpressed,caused by Poseidon's divine status as his dad

She would recreate the Bubbline rock t-shirt and sweater to share between her and her girlfriend and want them to be Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum to her Marceline Abadeer The Vampire Queen(Percy Jackson The Sea Queen?).Matching icons,cosplay skits,singing Monster from Obsidian to them on her guitar,sending Bubbline tiktoks to eachother,attending Adventure Time events official and fanrun and even reading fics together.Encourage her to post the ones she wrote in her egg yearning days and her stitched heart you sowed back together is yours forever

Insert obligatory Percy is a New Yorker so he has beef with Imagine Dragons joke here

He thought cat cafes were gonna be white af and gentrified but went to one for the first time inbetween Botl and Tlo and now she's absolutely in love with them and goes to the one closest to La Residence Jackson twice a week and them,Nico,Hazel and whoevere blue's dating(read:whoever you ship Percy with,including yourself)are the only reason it's still in bussiness tbh

Percy's piercings are a spider bite,an eyebrow piercing,forward helix on both ears and a tongue ring.All done at home by Sally

He has a thing for women with afrobubble hairstyles and men with design fades

He rides for Leo almost as hard as Jason and Piper do and thinks he's based asf.Leo was intimidated by Percy's coolness at first,scared of looking like a loser in front of him,but Percy was so nice to him and openly as silly as him he let his guard down and now they're besties 4 life.Percy likes carrying Leo around and Leo clings to him and started his habit by randomly instigating it for no reason and Percy enjoyed doing it so it sticks.They compare their spanish dialects for fun and Leo gets Percy into game moding stuff while Percy gets Leo into surfing and Leo grows a close friendship to Nico and Hazel caused by Percy and even to Rachel,especially in Tods.They're painter/crafter solidarity and meet in the middle with arts and crafts and Leo is the red takis to Percy's blue takis

She copycats McDonalds recipes to make them but more delicious and also blue(when the boycott comes,she starts doing property damage on McDonalds buildings and Nico and Hazel vandalize them)

They definitely have a sweater that says 'The only blue life that matters' over a toony shark Thalia gave them

She's Spiderpunk in the universe he's a Spiderperson.Hobie Brown is so,SO book!Percy Jackson-coded and i'll give receipts!!

Bonus because my little brother(lesbian)said so and she has dreadlocks:This be Percy

[casscainmainly]

I may be stupid, but I js realized that like. Okay, so yk how people defend the undertones of cass being short because she was homeless for a couple of years and malnourished? Didn't the pit like, undo Jason's malnourishment, and that's kinda how he went from scrawny teen to behemoth?? And Cass, who has been dipped in Baja blast, would have also gotten like, un-malnourished???

Like i love the visuals of small character beat up a bunch of people no sweat as much as the next guy, but. Look at those genetics!! she's meant to be a tall girl cmon guys

It's 6am and i haven't slept sorry if this makes no sense

I honestly didn't realise people thought Cass was short because she was malnourished, I thought it was because she's a) drawn short usually I think and b) Asian 😭😭😭. BUT she is half-White, so I guess that doesn't matter. I actually have no idea whether the Pit reversing Jason's malnourishment is true; I think it's non-canonical, and just a popular fandom thing??? Idk a Jason expert can say if it's a real thing or not.

Anyway, I don't think the Pit would've made her taller to be honest (though I love the way you called it Baja blast 😭😭😭😭). But I wouldn't mind that becoming a fanon hc for her, yeah why not she's just really tall now. (I will admit I'm a firm tall Stephie B truther so I like Cass being shorter than her, but if you prefer tall Cass that is ALSO valid).

Okay but to do MATH according to fandom wikis David Cain is 6' 2" and Lady Shiva is 5' 8". Apparently the best predictor of a child's height is adding the mother's and father's height, adding 13 cm (5 inches) for boys or subtracting 13 cm (5 inches) for girls, and then finally dividing by 2. So for Cass it's ((6' 2" + 5' 8") -5") / 2 = 5 feet 8½ inches.

So Cass, if she hadn't been malnourished, would likely be 5 feet 8½ inches!!! (Assuming I did the math right 😭)

[steviewashere]

Eddie's Taco Bell order: 2 beefy five layer burritos, a spicy doritos locos taco, and either a regular mtn dew, a mug's root bear, or a fruit punch gatorade

Steve's Taco Bell order: 1 cheesy gordita crunch, a chicken quesadilla, one cheesy bean and rice burrito, and a mtn dew baja blast (he refuses to get anything else)

I have this funny head canon that Eddie hates the baja blast, but Steve fucking loves it. Because Steve's logic is, oh, the regular mtn dew tastes what I imagine battery acid to taste like; the baja blast is sweet and tangy. Meanwhile, Eddie's like, if my mtn dew doesn't make my teeth feel alive and like I could walk through walls, then I don't want it. this baja blast is weak sauce.

(I hate regular mtn dew but a baja blast fucks me up)

Eddie uses the diablo hot sauce on everything. Steve can barely handle the fire sauce.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

work update (wupdate?)

The Target Release Schedule (bold when complete and in the store):

Jul 1 - Jonathan Harker Rant

Jul 2 - But soft, what baja through yonder window blasts

Jul 3 - Fuck Around and Find Out

Jul 4 - Art Thou Fuckless

Jul 5 - Ides of March: Callout of Caesar

Jul 6 - Whalefall

Jul 7 - Remake of Do Good Recklessly and Limerick Rolled

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okok i'm waiting for other ink to dry so I've begun the design to be released on the fourth, I still got about 2 hours of functional brain operation til I'm utterly useless

(now to package all of the orders so far so's I can drop it off on the way to pick up more prints/scanwork)

[theehorsepusssy]

Ive been mixing Bang Apple or Watermelon with 2 cans of Diet Baja Blast Mountain Dew every morning.

[blorbusshmorbus]

Dune part 2 dashboard simulator

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hey guys just a heads up (literally for you guys I'm fighting lololol) (I'm going to behead you) (I promise) (:3) my uncle says I'm not allowed to have a party as wild as last year, so no blood sacrifices this time :(

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do it anyway lol

#a third "atredies" has entered the arena #we only have enough drugs for two lol #might just blame it on the Baron #fingers crossed it works

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Istg if the new reverend mother brings her weird musty son to this place I might actually quit.

#fr he looks like he eats them

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I hate arakkis. I've told my father that I hate arakkis so many times. But guess where we're going on holiday??? A-FUCKING-RAKKIS

Istg it's actually child abuse at this point.

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maybe you should just give it back to us lmao

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why is that bald freak kinda...

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does anyone know if they do baja blast in South Arrakis? craving some rn

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I know a place dw

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MOM WTF I ALMOST DIED

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He almost died! AS WRITTEN!!!!!!

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Guys I'm 90% that My Spice-Fuelled Romance is going to release a new album this year.

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Am I not good enough for you??

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honey, all we asked you to do was the gom jabar, and you ended up getting. impregnated by that measly, vile, and absolutely disgusting freak.

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Omg I'm going to be a dad??? :D

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erm what the sigma

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MOM HOW DOES SHE HAVE TUMBLR SHES INSIDE OF YOU??

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It's the way

#as written

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riding a sandworm with my bf <333

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[masterjedilenawrites]

Operation: Give That Clone More Fics!

🩵 Howzer edition 🩵

After a quick tie-breaker poll, Captain Baja Blast has been voted as the character in need of more fics! For anyone interested, here are some ways you can contribute to helping build up Howzer's fic library:

Write a new fic! Short or long; reader insert or 3rd person; fluff or smut; AU or canon compliant... No rules, just show Howzer some love with however many words you feel like

Write a continuation of an old fic! Already wrote something for Howzer in the past? Dig it up and add an extra something to it... a new chapter, a prequel scene, a rewrite from another POV, etc

Write him into a current story! For those who like a little challenge, take a current WIP and see if you can find a way to include Howzer in the next part (even if it's only an alternate scene)

Help out a writer! If you're not a writer yourself, or don't have the time/capacity/interest to work on this initiative, send some prompts or ideas to a writer friend instead

Whatever you write, tag with #MoreHowzerFics and/or @ me... In addition to writing a fic of my own, I'll compile a list of any new Howzer fics for interested readers to reference.

No firm deadline on this, but I will put up another poll soon and have a new clone winner the following week. (Not sure on the timing of these, is 1-2 weeks between polls okay??) Continue to shower Howzer with love as often as you can in the future!

Tagging @winniethewife who said they were interested in writing.

Alright friends, you have your mission orders... now go give that clone more fics! 🩵