#Alpha Base

[magpies-gold]

Firestarter

[lifewithaview]

Christopher Lee in Space: 1999 (1975) Earthbound

S1E14

Five survivors of a doomed planet crash on the Moon, and appeal to the Alphans for help continuing on their voyager. Since they were heading to Earth in stasis, Commissioner Simmonds sees a way to get home... and will do anything to make sure he has the opportunity.

*Christopher Lee wasn't impressed by the script but agreed to do it anyway as his then 12-year-old daughter had been a fan of Gerry Anderson's earlier children's shows. Anderson was also aware that Lee and Peter Cushing were great friends and asked Lee if he thought Cushing might also be interested in appearing in an episode. Lee rang Cushing shortly afterwards and Cushing agreed, appearing in Missing Link (1976).

[fakemagicjaye]

Errick & Paul from @magpies-gold's Alpha Base (as seen here :v )

[magpies-gold]

Okay so. I have this ridiculous completely non-canon sequel idea for Alpha Base where Heinrich survives the whole mess (I mean, I actually couldn't tell you if he even lives through the book or not in canon right now but--- whatever) and ends up on Earth, working in a library, because why wouldn't I do that to him? It's extremely dumb, but extremely cute. And I can't help but picture him starting to go grey the same way my one high school teacher did, where one year he showed up and he just had this chunk of almost white hair. These are the places where my happiness comes from.

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

[justusingthistwice]

Damian, trying out some new slang that Jon taught him: Tt. You aren't as sigma as you think you are.

Jason, that just happened to be passing by: I already know you suffered brain damage as a baby. You don't have to remind me every time you open your mouth.

[magpies-gold]

I am doing so! After many years of wibbling because there’s no way to make Alpha Base exist without it being a colossal tragedy on all fronts, I have decided that I’m writing it anyway, uncompromisingly, because neener. I hope everyone gets attached to all the right/wrong characters and that they suffer delightfully with me.

It will be fun, I promise.

[quartztwst]

i hate this year’s bday’s outfits but the groovies are so goofy like why are they having an evil monologue about a painting

like ok tough guy, the bus for the field trip is leaving you at the museum if you don’t hurry up 😭😭😭

[wheneverfeasible]

I feel like Steve could be oblivious at first, catch on but still pretend to be oblivious to see how long it takes Edie to cut to the chase. Steve and Robin have a bet going on how long before Eddie asks Steve to court.

The post in question.

He hadn’t noticed at first, what Eddie had meant. He wasn’t stupid, or an idiot, no matter how much others might say he was. He just…didn’t get everything everyone said all the time, especially when they weren’t being straight forward. And let’s face it, some of Eddie’s puns were truly horrendous.

It was funny though, and honestly kind of endearing, not that he’d ever tell Robin that lest he never live it down. She was brutal about things like that, and she already made fun of himself for falling for Eddie Munson of all people.

“I thought you had standards, dingus,” she’d huffed after he’d broken down and confessed his growing feelings for their friend, absolutely certain that his feelings would never be returned and wanting to do nothing to risk that friendship.

How was he to know that Eddie’s lingering touches and trailing gaze meant the guy wanted to bone him? He wasn’t used to others making the first move. He might be omega, but he still was the one that had to seek out the others he had wanted to date. He wasn’t used to someone else taking the initiative.

Hell, he’d thought Eddie had been making fun of his moles the first few times he complimented them, like when he started talking about how he wished he were those same moles so that he could stay close to Steve’s beautiful neck. Steve could smack his own head for not understanding soon, but he did now.

Oh, he definitely did. And he was delirious with joy about it.

At first, when Steve first realized Eddie was interested in him, it had kind of bummed him out actually. He had thought Eddie actively enjoyed spending time with him, but then he’d began second guessing that. Began wondering if Eddie only put up with him because he wanted to hit it.

The thought that Eddie could ever like him the way he liked Eddie hadn’t even crossed his mind at first. At least not until he began noticing more and more of Eddie’s pickup lines were involving his neck. Until they exclusively consisted of his neck.

“Your beautiful neck must be tired, because it was running around in my dreams all night,” Eddie all but purred as he leaned on the counter at Family Video, looking up at Steve through his lashes with a grin that sent a shiver down Steve’s spine. Not that he let any indication of that show in his expression.

“That must have been terrifying,” he said, sounding innocently confused. “Just my neck? What, did it have like little legs or something?” He shuddered. “Creepy, dude.”

He had to pinch himself beneath the counter so that he didn’t smile at the disappointed look on Eddie’s face. Robin dropped a stack of movies to cover her snort, not that it did it well. Eddie obviously didn’t suspect anything at least.

“Right,” Eddie said after a moment, and flashing Steve another quick but rueful grin, pushed off the counter to walk backwards towards the door. “Guess I’ll see you neck time, Stevie,” he said with a wink before slipping out the door with a soft jingle of the bells.

It was only when Eddie’s van was no longer visible through the glass panes of the windows at the front of the store that Steve let the absolutely besotted smile spread across his face. He dropped down on the counter where Eddie had just been leaning, feeling the afterimage of his body heat still radiating from the surface.

“You really picked a doofus there, dingus,” Robin dryly remarked as she began sorting through the stack of tapes, popping open the plastic cases to make certain they had all be rewound and removing the ones that hadn’t.

“I know,” Steve dreamily sighed.

“I’m surprised he hasn’t already asked you yet what with how obvious you are. I can smell your desperation from here.”

“You’re a beta!” Steve said, tone scandalized, as he jumped up from where he was collapsed against the counter to turn and point at Robin.

“Yeah, that’s how badly you stink,” she snorted. “Just remember, no cheating or I win,” she added with a smirk.

Steve rolled his eyes, turning his back to her with a huff to return to his own duties. He couldn’t help but smile a little again, because Eddie Munson wanted to court him. And, judging by how much Eddie talked about his neck, he wanted the official mating at the end as well.

He sighed dreamily once more, not even bothering to do more than lazily flip Robin off when she threw a bag of sunflower seeds at his head.

And that was how things went. Eddie would tell Steve terrible pickup lines involving his neck, Steve would play at being oblivious, and secretly he and Robin would bet on how long it would take for Eddie to just give up and ask him straight out. You know. Like a normal person.

Not that Eddie Munson could ever be accused of being normal. Which was one of the things Steve loved most about the man. He just wished Eddie would hurry up and get the picture.

Until then, he would have to put up with these godawful pickup lines and puns and continue pretending like he didn’t know what the ridiculous alpha meant.

“Did you get a driving ticket from a vampire, because your neck has fine written all over it.”

“You know sometimes I still get nightmares about being turned into a vampire by the demobats. Being a vampire wasn’t the nightmare part though. It was the fact that I couldn’t have garlic bread ever again.”

“…”

“You’d have to die first to become a vampire, dingus. Munson’s the only one that died here.”

“Only temporarily!”

“Yeah! I gave him CPR.”

“What I wouldn’t give to remember the resuscitation process there, Stevie.”

“What I wouldn’t give to forget it.”

“Robin! Eddie could have become a vampire! He’d never be able to have garlic bread again!”

“…” A defeated sigh.

And then a week later.

“Is your neck a map? Because I think I just found some treasure.”

“One time Robin wanted to use a marker to see if she could draw a pattern with my moles. But she accidentally used a sharpie. Do you know how hard it is to wash sharpie off your own back?”

“…” Then: “I could help you out in the shower next time, Stevie.”

“Oh it’s fine, that was months ago so it’s all gone now.”

Steve thought Eddie might bash his head against the table then, but he merely muttered something under his breath with a shake of his head and continued eating his meal. Too bad Eddie wouldn’t just come out and say it was a date, because Steve would really love to kiss him.

But the pickup lines just kept coming. Never ending. Robin cackled each time she witnessed one, though obviously after Eddie left after Steve’s continued oblivious act, but Steve was getting impatient. He really wished Eddie would just hurry up and ask him.

“If I said you had a beautiful neck, would you hold it against me?”

“Aw, thanks, man. I love getting compliments from friends. If only I could find an alpha like you.”

And okay, maybe Steve was *slightly* cheating with that one. But Robin wasn’t around and Eddie, lord help him, just gave him a look that totally said that he was silently screaming. But he still…

Didn’t.

Ask.

Steve couldn’t take it anymore. He really, really couldn’t.

At all.

“Are we in a museum, because your neck is a work of ar—”

“If I was a guitar, would you grab me by the neck while fingering me from behind to see what noises I can make?”

Steve didn’t react at all when coffee sprayed from Robin’s mouth, simply staring Eddie straight in the eyes as the other man choked on his words, Eddie’s eyes wide and face turning rapidly pink.

When Eddie still made no response besides staring at him while Robin let out a slew of curses as she tried to clean herself up, Steve just raised an imperious brow.

“Well?”

Eddie sucked in a sharp breath, snapping out of his frozen state to begin nodding his head rapidly like a puppet with loose strings. “Uh. Yup. Uh huh. Yes. Yup.”

Steve smirked, leaning in towards Eddie and lightly arching his neck to the side. “I’ve been told my neck smells like candy. Why don’t you taste it and find out.”

As Eddie spluttered, Steve reached into his pocket for his wallet, pulling out the crisp $20 bill there and sliding it over to Robin without bothering to look her way. They could always make another bet later.

Like how long until Eddie asked to put his pups in him.

Judging by the slowly growing, manic smile on his face as he seemed to finally catch on to the situation, Steve figured it wouldn’t be long.

Which was just fine by him.

Maybe he’d ask Eddie first again.

Or maybe they’d do it together neck-and-neck.

~

Thank you, @foulwitchknight, for that fantastic initial post. I just couldn’t help but do a little something with it after you answered my musings. 😉

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[magpies-gold]

I have a buddy who suggested that I conquer my jitters about my upcoming wedding by putting my beloved deep-space assassin/librarian, Heinrich, into the frilliest wedding dress I could think of. Share the pain, you know.

It worked a little too well. Ah — I love this. ._.;;

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Teaching cadets how to round in math

Little cadet: “Seventeen how old are you?”

Alpha-17: “Twenty one.”

Little: *Doing the math*

Alpha-17: “TWO and ONE.”

Little: “Oooh…so you’re almost fifty!”

Alpha-17: “That’s right.”

Little: “And then you’ll be dead.”

Fordo: *gasps from the other side of the room* “Cadet!”

Alpha-17: “I hope so. Well don’t correct him he’s right. I yearn for the urn.”

Fordo: “NO-“

[magpies-gold]

I STILL LOVE THIS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

My BOYS. My terrible terrible boys! ;_; <3

Errick & Paul from @magpies-gold's Alpha Base (as seen here :v )

[nightlark100]

Alpha Pack Vs Hale Pack: Intermission

This is part of my Kevin the Demon Wolf stories but it doesn't actually feature the royal alpha of pretentiousness. It's set between part 2 (Wrath of the Capybara) and part 3 (Sassing in Silence)

Scott: Stiles, you need to let the twins go.

Stiles: Why?

Scott: Wh... you can't just keep people trapped in a toilet!

Stiles: Clearly, I can.

Scott: Stiles.

Stiles: Scott. I will let them out when they learn to be good puppies and when they apologise to Isaac. Don't worry, i'm feeding them and keeping them stimulated!

Scott: You need to get rid of the mountain ash.

Stiles: Nope. Won't.

Scott: Fine, i'll get someone else to do it.

Stiles: You can't.

Scott: Why not?

Stiles: Because the only humans who know about the ash are Alison and Lydia. And neither of them can go in there, it's the boys toilets after all.

*Scott blinks, disarmed by Stiles logic. Alison is concerned she may need to reboot her boyfriend*

Scott: look man, you can't keep antagonising the alpha pack like this. It's making life difficult for the rest of us! You should just stay out of things.

*Stiles glares*

Stiles: I will let them out when they agree to make things right. I'm not letting them think it's okay for them to traumatise Isaac because they think it's funny! And if you try to interfere, I will turn them into Chihuahuas no wait, that might actually be scarier.... I'll turn them into hamsters

*Stiles walks off. Scott watches and sighs. Alison touches his arm gently*

Alison: You know he can't actually turn them into hamsters, right?

Scott: With Stiles it's best not to assume what he can and can't do...

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Stiles is on the couch, Peter is nearby. They are watching the walking dead. Stiles is covered in blankets, he is coming down with a bad cold*

Stiles: You know, so many problems in season 2 would be solved by having just one werewolf in the group.

Peter: You're meant to be resting

Stiles: I'm serious. Think about it. Kid gets lost? Expert trackers who can find them by smell. Someone gets shot and needs to be operated on but requires really strong anaesthetic so they don't move from the pain? Werewolf pain drain. Large groups of monsters nearby? Super senses will hear them no problem!

*Stiles coughs, chest rattling*

Peter: Shush now

Stiles: freezing cold winter... werewolf snuggles...

*Peter sighs and wraps an arm around him, keeping him warm. Stiles is quiet for a bit*

Stiles: Peter? Do you think there'll ever be a zombie apocalypse?

Peter: We don't currently have one scheduled but i'll ask at the next meeting.

*Stiles snorts, falls quiet for a moment*

Stiles: Peter? Do you think I get in the way and make life difficult? Like antagonising Deucalion and locking the twins up?

Peter: Why would you think that?

Stiles: Scott...

Peter: Honestly i think that your handling of Deucalion is probably more likely to drive him off than anything we could do. And Scott is an idiot.

Stiles: thank you.

Stiles: Peter? You know a bit about magic, is there a way to turn someone into a hamster?

Peter: No.... but i know a pet shop so you can make people believe you know a way.

[janknabobfdi]

"romeo and juliet" okay? but could shakespeare write whatever the fuck church and texas had going on? i dont think so

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[lesbianwyllravengard]

Have we had the discourse over what Jesus would be in the omegaverse yet

Edit: poll in the reblogs

[bunny-is-cute]

Artwork by @bestabestos on Twitter/X

This is in reference to my Fanfic “The Hourglass Beneath My Skin”

Summary: Alastor, an omega, is facing a devastating return of uterine cancer—and with it, his last chance to have a biological child. Time is running out, and he must find the perfect sperm donor before his upcoming hysterectomy. What he doesn’t know is that someone has already been watching him closely: the enigmatic and powerful father of his boss, who’s taken a long-standing interest in the unclaimed omega.