#Disney shitpost

[troythecatfish]

[forgwater]

Bishounen Mickey Mouse is not real, he can't hurt you

this is my most cursed creation

thank you @bunnwich and @twstinginthewind for making me want to draw this abomination by speaking about it <3

[a-well-organized-mess]

Telling my future children that these were the bible, torah and qur'an

[thirdlotusprince3]

Other idea I had Anger forced Pouchy to swallow all the new emotions so they will not be a problem.

And

Envy is acts more like a spoiled rich kid who cries and tantrums to get what she wants.

(Okay the Logan Paul and Jojo Siwa I'm kinda making fun of them, I don't actually like any of them)

Based off of this

(99+) Of the options listed below, which one would completely ruin “Avatar the Last Airbender” for you? Aang discriminates against... – @giveamadeuschohisownmovie on Tumblr

[evilblot]

Fighting art block with meme redraws? It's more likely than y'all think.

[madmanwonder]

Arena: Olympus Throne Room

Adam: *Sasuke Uchiha Outfit* They will die for their abuse towards my people!

Hercules: *Adam Smasher Outfit* Violence won’t solve nothing Adam!

Adam: And doing nothing is the solution!?

[peridotamethyst]

Sofia the First Can Defeat Manbearpig

Intro

Hello everyone, today I felt like doing something different, so I will explaining how Sofia the First could 100% in fact solo, 1 v 1 Manbearpig.

Sofia’s Full Potential to Kill

If we put Sofia’s maximum potential when it comes to her powers and skill set into consideration, we would realize just how OP she really is. By far her most overpowered moment comes from the show’s finale “Forever Royal”. In this episode, Sofia gets trapped in her amulet with the villain Vor (very unfortunate name). After the Disney Princesses help her through her lowest moment via a Force Ghost like projection, Sofia gains a light power that just straight up fucking kills people.

Sofia literally sings, “my love will be the end of you” as Vor fades away. Perish Song from Pokèmon, eat your heart out.

And It Doesn’t End There

Even if we assume Sofia doesn’t have any powers from the finale, she still could kick ass. Going back to the amulet, the fact that it can trap people is something that Sofia has access to since the very beginning. It was eventually revealed that Elena was trapped in the amulet long before the start of the show. This means that Sofia could always beat Manbearpig.

Another thing is that she acquires other forms of magic early on. At one point she was an apprentice for Cedric and learnt spells. What’s realistically stopping her from casting a spell that gives her a massive advantage in a fight, like for example, turning an enemy into stone? We actually know that she can as she does basically this in the pilot movie. In it, Cedric tricked her into casting a spell that makes everyone in the ballroom sleep while miraculously staying in the same pose, but her.

Conclusion:

The walking climate change metaphor doesn’t stand a chance against our nepo baby icon.

[gravesmore]

rip mei mei you would've loved steven universe

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Alpha Male Stud AU

What if Ron warns Bonnie and Tonnie that one of them will get it?

Tonight... You Meme

Ron: Tonight...You!

Bonnie Rockwaller

Bonnie: *Furious Blushing* I-In your dream

Several Hours later, Bonnie was living in Ron dream in the waking world.

Tonnie Rockwaller

Tonnie: My place or yours?

[dcoraclestan]

If I say “the sexy alien from Lilo and Stitch” what is the first character to come to mind?

[flowerfaeriesinthegarden]

*checks watch*

Oh is it time for my daily cry already?

*puts on Our Town by James Taylor from Disney Pixar's Cars® (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)*

[troythecatfish]

The Fandom Menace When LucasFilm and Kathleen Kennedy Actually Creates a Show/Movie that’s genuinely Unique and is Not A Part Of or Connected To the Skywalker Saga:

[ohwolfling]

my great Sin is that I would've fucked Gaston before refusing his proposal

[girlymoviegal]

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.