#How to get a girlfriend

[acevity]

gangle hugs :D

[lesbi-honest-tehe]

sometimes i am happy being alone and then other times i want a girlfriend that i can write love letters to, have as my screensaver, text and call, make dinner for her, and take her on dates. and then i remember there’s 3 gay people where i live and im one of them

[a-three-part-mini-opera]

this is just a stupid rant post so you can like ignore it but

OB MY GOD I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH OH MY GOD BUT THERES NO WAY SHE LIKES ME BACKKKKKK UGHHH IM LIKE NOT PRETTY OR HOT ENOUGH FOR HER AND SHES SO OERFRCT AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH

WE HAVE ALL THE SAME INTRESTS, WE TALK RVERY SINGLE DAY, WE HANG OUT A LOT, BUT I STILL DONT THINK SHR WANTS ME UGHHHSGS OHMYGOD

SHES SO FREAKING TALENTED I NEED HER SO BAD PLEASR

how do I get a girlfriend PLEASE I need to date her so bad she’s so pretty and she’s so fun and she’s so unique and I love her so much oh my god

[morganbritton132]

It’s ladies night at the gay bar Eddie works at which means no men allowed, which means, ‘how the hell did this dork in a polo make it pass the bouncer and how the hell has no one complained about him yet?’

Eddie watches the admittedly gorgeous guy approach the bar and ask for a drink. Eddie responds with, “How did you get past Frank?”

“The bouncer?” Pretty boy asks. “Oh, I asked if I could come in.”

“You asked?”

“Yeah?”

“And he let you?”

“Yeahhh?”

“None of these girls are going to go for you,” Eddie tells him in case he somehow missed that this was the queerest bar in town. “They’re lesbians. They like women.”

“I know!” The guy - Steve, Eddie will find out later - smiles, bright and big. “Isn’t that great?!”

Something in Eddie curdles with disgust because, “Nice try, buddy. You’re not going to ‘turn’ a lesbian.”

“Hope not,” Steve laughs and then pulls a stack of Polaroids out of his pocket. “Look at this.”

He holds one out to Eddie, showing him the image of a girl looking done-as-shit with the camera in her face. There’s a phone number written at the bottom.

“This is Robin," Steve says fondly. “Shes my best friend, and a lesbian, and the best person I’ve ever met, and I love her…she deserves a girlfriend so I’m-“

“Advertising her?”

“Helping get her a date,” Steve finishes. “This will make a great story at their wedding.”

“That’s insane…and strangely endearing.”

“Yeah, I’m like that,” Steve says, sliding over a Polaroid of Robin giving the camera the bird. “That’s my phone number too. Just so you know.”

[lotus-pear]

get loved, fucking idiot

[lazylittledragon]

i am losing my entire shit right now, this single panel caused a nuclear disaster in my ig comments when someone said "halsin just saying 'astarion's partner' instead of his name feels icky"

which is such a fucking reach by itself but descended into this in about 5 seconds

[ranjith11]

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[justaz]

love the fact that percy and annabeth both think that the title of gf/bf doesn’t truly encapsulate their relationship. love that annabeth calls percy “her friend” to damasen in tartarus because she thought the title “boyfriend” didn’t cover all that percy was to her and that “friend” was more accurate. they are dating but they are best friends above everything else and god isn’t that just so beautiful

[paper-mario-wiki]

I understand wanting to make sure people are represented, but why do you keep bringing up POC trans issues?

because you crackers keep evidently forgetting the basics, including "listening to when the black girls talk about it".

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

age play is not pedophilic in nature. cosplaying a kids show character and making adult content isn’t pedophilic in nature. being attracted to an adult doing these things is NOT pedophilic in nature. being with an adult who “looks young” is NOT pedophilic in nature.

it is ONLY pedophilic if a real child is involved, fucking stop calling people predators over what they do with other adults

[vampiresinthedaylight]

fake poster for It Gets Dark Too Early :-)

[cupidsncheerios]

s2 ep7 is the closest arcane ever came to being a comedy because the entire episode functioned like a romcom that had clips of friday the 13th spliced in randomly

ekko is dancing with the girl of his dreams, finally able to share a pure romantic moment with someone he's known since childhood but been torn away from time and time again by forces outside of their control that left two people almost too different to share anything again, and yet he's finally allowed a moment of solace and joy in a world he knows isn't his but has welcomed him nonetheless

jayce is parkouring his way up a tower with a broken leg as space time shatters around him before greeting his own corpse and his ex as a time wizard

[grimark]

seivarden "weird coping mechanisms" vendaai is like "i'm having trouble processing my emotions right now so i'm going to engage in service roleplay for the person (ship?) i'm in love with, while the ship (person?) that i'm a lieutenant on board steers me around and speaks through me like a puppet. i find this soothing and reassuring for normal reasons don't worry about it."

[benevolenterrancy]

*After the wedding night*

Prince Jing: hey guys

Ye Qinghuan: Fish fucker!

Prince Jing: Not what I'm called

Ye Qinghuan, don't be rude

[headcanonthings]

Tim: If a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless. Please release her from her torment, her friends are receiving the kind of messages someone in prison would send.

Cass: I don’t think that’s true, Steph told me I have nice hands just yesterday.

Tim: Yeah, I’ll let you sit with that one for a while.

[dirtytransmasc]

otp throuple, but it's 3 bisexuals and the lesbian who had compet at first. the lesbian previously dated one of the bisexuals cause of trauma bonding or something. he also previously dated the other lady bisexual. and then the other bisexual guy was dating the bisexual lady. and then they broke up too. and the lesbian started dating the lady bisexual. so all the guy bisexuals are now the lady bisexuals exes. and then the bisexual guys get together, before the throuple eventually formed one bisexual at a time. while the lady bisexual is also dating the lesbian too, who is now trauma bound besties with her ex bisexual boyfriend.