#IT WOULD BE SO funny

[ceratedfish24]

I really hope that Scott and Etho are soulmates in the next episode of Past Life. I know the chances of this happening are extraordinarily slim, but I would actually freak out and maybe murder Apollo, God of Prophecy, for fucking with what I post about Scottho too many times. And then take his place of course.

[itslikepoetrythat]

I kid you not, that was the first post I saw.

Propaganda of him.

Pregnant.

[kiraisrika]

Nice lives au where Lin ling saved his life by talking him out of suicide and Lin ling became Nice's "emotional support civilian"

Ms. J: what the-? Nice you cant bring a civilian here?!

Nice: this is my emotional support civilian if you take him i will kill myself

[adamsrcnan]

you know what would be really funny. if someone on campus or in jean's classes went up to jean and was like "what's with you and knox?" bc they start noticing that wherever jean is, jeremy is. and jean just gives them a hard stare and is like "jeremy is my partner" (emphasis on the jeremy bc he doesn't like to be called knox) and so this random student is like "oh. oohhh."

then a couple days later one of jeremy's none exy friends (bc he definitely has classmates) is like "so i heard you and that french dude on your team are dating. how did that happen?" and jeremy's like mid sip of a drink and just does a spit take and starts choking bc "d-dating??" (he wishes)

[chloesimaginationthings]

This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..

[aurafarm69420]

Imagine a fic where the system glitches and ends up resetting SY and SQH to their appearance before they died and SQH looks EXACTLY like Luo binghe (but in a reasonable modern way) because Binghe was literally airplanes self insert

[lizardpersonyknow]

I think Tim cyberbullies people for fun by anonymously posting stuff designed to set them off. For dick? About how the joker is definitely a real clown, who even cares about clown eggs? Jason? Elizabeth Bennett was too stuck up and should have accepted Mr Darcy's first proposal because she wouldn't be able to get anything better than that. Damian? A really high quality blade, misidentified and placed somewhere like the top of a dresser, where it would certainly get damaged and banged around. Photographed and posted proudly for the world to see, also tagging him with a challenge to get a better *wrong sword name* than them.

I think he'd deliberately push these posts in their algorithm so they have to see them

[dcxdpdabbles]

Alley Boyfriends sugar baby Danny and sugar daddy Tim?? Fuck yeah that sounds hilarious. Imagine them telling the waynes “how they met” and Tim’s siblings immediately pick up that their story was rehearsed. If enough things starts adding up, they could so easily assume that Danny and Tim are hiding that they met on one of those sugar daddy sites lmao

It's not my planned direction in the story but it would be hilarious to consider them lying.

Just picture Tim panicking, making them accounts, and postdating them so Barbs wouldn't think it was suspicious.

It doesn't go well.

He writes things he thinks a sugar daddy would say, and Danny reads over his shoulder and squints at the fake messages before slamming a finger on the backspace. "No. No no no. This sounds like a serial killer attempting to lure me into a secondary location."

Tim sobbing into his hands. "I don't know how to lay out sugar for pretty boys. I have failed you Brucie Wayne"

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Love me an au where stiles doesn’t know that Derek is a werewolf and is always talking about how much he likes him where Derek and co can hear.

Stiles is like “look at him Scotty, he has shoulders that are built to moan into, how could I not want to date him”

And Derek is fucking dying off the to side, face red as hell. His sister are making fun of him, Erica, Boyd and Isaac are making fun of him, even the sheriff is making fun of him. All Derek is doing is thinking about is upping his work out routine

[emolionsrawr]

gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?

buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things

gerrard: what is it buckley?

buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement

gerrard: you fucking fa-

bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse

gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*

chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass

hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before

buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!

[humanteethmarksonhumanbone]

i need-

i neeeed to cross of this box on my tmagp bingo card so badly

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

----

Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

[damigatitos]

I think half of the civilians in Gotham know that the Waynes are also the Batfam and they just never adress it. Like surely someone other than Tim has had to connect the dots and just went 'what the hell, sure'

[wobbmin]

my prediction of Digital Circus episode 3

[sparticus2000art]

My sans sexyman poll propaganda…

I don’t care who wins, but I think it would be super funny if error comes 2nd for the third time in a row.

We can make it happen together!

Put him in his place! (/j)

[paradoxon-3791]

This is the best screenshot I’ve ever gotten from Twst