#Ning ning is yapping

[ning-ningx300]

Fuck me or fuck off- 😭😭😭 this is so random!

Like- Lemme be your slut.

[lemonyinks]

Because they are on my mind, please accept one of my favorite Wangxian moments of all time.

Chapter 87

In my opinion, this is one of the most important Wangxian scenes in the whole novel. It is very special to me. It made me tear up when I was doing my read through.

Time and time again, Wei Wuxian has fallen, he's gotten hurt, people have failed him. The people who were supposed to be there for him have either left, he's lost them tragically, or they've betrayed him at some point in his life. His life has been one of loneliness and loss.

He has never had someone who he could rely on so heavily. He has never had a solid safety net before, someone on equal footing to him that he could fall back on and rely on. If anything he has spent his entire life being a safety net for other people. He has spent his whole life being strong for others.

Now, however, Lan Wangji is that safety net for him.

For the first time in his life, he has someone to truly catch him when he falls. He can let himself fall and still be safe. That "thank you" isn't just about Lan Wangji catching him after he fell from the tree, its about everything.

[sillygoofyqueer]

O great and wise Four; Do you have anymore Shen Jiu x Crowyuan mpreg thoughts? :3

Do you think Binghe would try to be like the dad that stepped up to the baby when they come or would he want to rip that fetus out with his bare hands? Or both?

Hullo huulllloooo huuuullllloooo...I love being called great and wise in the same sentence as 'Crowyuan' and 'mpreg' because it's just my Tumblr now, isn't it? That's my brand. I talk about eggmpreg. And THANK GOD for that, because I can do literally whatever I want on my blog now and nobody will blink twice because "yep, that's Four for ya! They'll write about anything people drop in their asks. Did you know they answered an ask to talk about MDZS kinks-" *gets shot* ANYWAY. I'm sure I could come up with some Crowyuan flavour scumcum mpreg thoughts for one of my precious little anons! ( ･･)ﾉ(._.`) Because Shen Jiu is like stepping up to be the father of Crowyuan's child (it appeared on HIS peak, so FUCK YOU, LIU-SHIDI), he's going to be the best damn father ever. He takes Crowyuan (and the egg) into his home because there is nowhere safer around than the Bamboo House!! He's going to make sure that nobody can get in without him knowing, without him getting ready to keep his wife safe (what? He's not going to let Crowyuan be unmarried with a child! He's seen what happens to women like that...even though Crowyuan isn't a woman). Crowyuan's more than content with this, he's surrounded by shiny things and books galore, with the most perfect nest he may has ever built (because it has his egg and husband in it, of course). Binghe is fucking writhing around, screeching, and acting almost possessed about this. He's twitching whenever Crowyuan and Shen Jiu pass together, grumbling under his breath about how Shen Jiu probably doesn't even look after the demon. 'I can treat him better' he mutters, ready to snap at any second 'I'd be such a good dad' and Ning Yingying is just next to him like "sure, shidi, sure," while patting his shoulder with vague concern because literally what is going on with her shidi. He's broken, Shizun, she wants a new one!! Luo Binghe varies wildly between "I'm going to kill Shizun and take his place" and "I'm going to use that egg to cook them dinner." depending on how insane he's going at the time. Mu Qingfang is the only guy allowed to see the egg n everything because he's a doctor who is also fascinated by every little thing the egg does so scumcum get to be proud parents whenever he comes around. "Yes, the egg is warm! Our baby is so good at growing." Also, after the baby is born, Shen Jiu definitely painstakingly piecing the egg back together so he can place it somewhere high up for all to see which, if you think about it, could be considered strange but also...it's Shen Jiu, he's going to be a little strange and possessive and smug about the fact that he's started a family. He never thought he would have one, he's allowed to be more than pleased that he has achieved such a feat.

[tsuching300]

MUAH I'M YOUR NING BING

:D

[kisshae]

long time no see user kisshae 😅😅😅🤞🤞‼️‼️😂 i fear i opened tumblr and came out of my hiatus rq solely for ur new fic nini… scratches head.. ANYW bless ur soul it was so freaking good… AND IK I ALRD SAID TS IN MY REVLOG BUT ohmygod. we hug now. girl that song has gone platinum in my house … u are like a real brainiac dude 💆‍♀️ ok i think it is time to go back into hibernation ❤️

us btw if u didnt know…. 😳

omg is that thee fartninguitar in me inbox oh mm gee🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 hi king welcome back from ur hibernation lowkey stalked ur profile this morning so technically i think it was me that re awakened u so technically u should slide every pc u own into my mail!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

on another note!!! I listened to that song once and edged to it all day just to get a fic idea ❤️❤️ like it’s hard being the president and batman at the same time😞😞😞 but omg seriously thank u gorgina king for loving it cause I spent weeks crying while writing it on the toilet

(wait ur so right that is us 🤫)

[rose-tinted-vision]

Once again being annoying about a journey to love on the TL:

I think one reason why I still cannot get over AJTL is because!! of how beautifully and realistically it portrays the relationships between characters, and more importantly, it does not outright shove the main pairing into our faces. their relationship took time to develop which made it more realistic imo, and is a nice contrast to a lot of shows these days that seem to have characters falling in love in the span of two episodes.

(I've made a tl;dr a while ago here)

Episode 7

As in- the main couple is shown quite a bit, yes. They get their fair share of screentime, but the drama also focuses on the friendships between the liudaotang squad, the sibling dynamics between NYZ and YY and how it parallels with RRY and LTG.

It really highlights the different kinds of love that one person can have in this life, like the platonic love between YSS and NYZ (imo), the familial love between YL and NYZ, the romantic love between RRY and NYZ, all of it really balances out and i love that.

Then there is also the fked up obsessive love that LTG has for RRY, and the drama shows that you can still recover from that (we are ignoring ep 37 here), it shows that you can still move on from that and grow from there- you may not necessarily forget them and that is okay.

Episode 26, 36 "my master is the only woman I'll ever love."

Then theres also the love for the country, embodied by how LTG and YY entered a loveless marriage for the sake of their countries (ep 37), and for the sake of protecting what their loved ones are fighting (and died) for.

It is also, arguably, shown by how Qian Zhao died to save the King's life for the sake of maintaining peace in Wu, even though his entire objective was to kill the King.

Another thing I really liked was the emphasis they gave to Yang Ying's relationships, her attempts at finding love and the way they validate her feelings about it- she had just realised how much of a scumbag Zheng Qingyun is, eventually moved on to slowly having feelings for Yuan Lu, but entered a political marriage with Li Tongguang in the end- and she's still so young.

"As long as you gave a clear conscience, even if a woman has only loved one person, or loved multiple people in her life, she still deserves respect"

(Lastly, there's Yu Shisan who's like. the embodiment of love in this drama- not just because of his flirtatious nature, but its in those small scenes that really shows how deeply he loves.

There's the start of the show, where he volunteers to take the punishment in Yang Ying's steed (ep 6),

then there's the episode where NYZ clarifies to Ruyi that it's because YSS is too worried that he is acting indifferent (ep 8). Then there's all the scenes where he periodically checks up on NYZ (ep 10, 31, etc), his concern for Ruyi putting all her eggs in one basket (ep 20ish), the talk between him and JMN where she admits that YSS treated her well (ep 30).

And then there's his death. There's this wonderful post that has been haunting me for months. How do you save Yu Shisan, when half the people he loves is dead? How do you save him when, even if he survives, would not allow himself the love that he gives away so freely? (see: first half of episode 39)).

Just know that this show has me feral over it's brilliant writing. They got me from the very beginning when they portrayed NYZ's emotional intelligence and acceptance of RRY and his consideration for her. (and when they introduced Yuan Lu. I went: that's my blorbo from this show).

[jellyhoons]

⋆𐙚 . off the record night, this late night conversation ₊˚⊹ ♡ - yin + @bambisnc

[y-unrei]

I think I see a new theme

...😈😈

[ning-ningx300]

ASK AWAY!! I would love to get asks. please please please please-

Question Game

Are we tired of these yet?

What is your nickname?

When is your birthday?

What was your longest relationship?

What is your favorite book?

What is something you're insecure about?

5 Male celebrity crushes

5 Female celebrity crushes

What is your dream job?

What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?

What were your highs and lows for this last month?

Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?

How do you de-stress?

What are your favorite apps besides tumblr?

Describe yourself in one sentence.

What do you think makes you attractive?

What is something you're really good at?

What is something you're really bad at?

A time that you told a lie.

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

Who knows you the best?

What is your most prized possession?

What is your longest friendship?

When did you first feel like an adult?

Do you/ Have you played any sports?

How are you feeling right now?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Favorite song lyrics right now?

What does self care look like for you?

Describe yourself with 3 singers.

What makes you nervous?

What’s a pet peeve you have?

What will always make you cry?

What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

Free Pass! (Ask any question you want that's not on the list)

[ning-ningx300]

I will go with this passage then- so here it is for you.

I came here to make friends but couldn't find many. I did try to talk but nobody got my sense of humor or my chaotic nature very much. So I practically got very frustrated with people and stopped texting.

Then I found this guy who seriously got my chaotic nature and sense of humor and then we started texting and I was so happy 😭. So happy. This is the first person I haven't got upset or frustrated with at all. He's really sweet and litreally makes me laugh out.

He is a ball of sunshine, a total cutie and practically a gentleman for being so respectful to me after I've told him something about myself. He is really funny too, so goofy and practically chaotic like me.

He is just as silly as me. I love it.

I'm really a fast texter when I'm online and people have disappointed me a lot when they never replied back to me. I just got hurt. I never want to make anyone feel I'm ignoring people out by not texting back. It backfired on me. I won't lie about this. Completely honest I'm being.

He is the first person who replies back so energetically and I smile at it. I was always used pinterest for posting videos and now I'm using it for texting. I should thank you for being my friend and making me laugh so much.

THANK YOU @thevulpineoracle !!!!

This is the first time I felt the urge to write a passage for someone online. It's very rare for me to write for anyone this long. I don't know about you personally, but I consider you a really sweet friend of mine.

This guy also seriously a gave me a shoutout and praised me and got my ego boosted. I love you! Mwah!

I love being silly with you!! 😭

[https-lvesick]

chap 5 of lying webs is kinda delayed hahahah i just want it to be good yk bc this chap is supposed to be.... emotional?

[sillygoofyqueer]

I'm doing a second post of the mad scientist AU today because I have a headache and I'm certain that thinking too hard about the lore will help it!! Okay so now that they're finally OUT of the cave, I think I can finally talk about how Wen Qing and Wen Ning fit into this AU. YAAAYYY YIPPEE YAY!!! Okay anyway, obviously Wei Ying is dropped into the Wen ranks pretty early on in his life (six years old) and both of Wen Ruohan's sons are both older than him - as much as Wen Chao acts like a younger sibling, he is around one to two years older than Wei Ying. While that would usually classify as good playmate age, this is Wen Chao before he's realised that Wen Ruohan gives attention to Wei Ying - he's going to be a dick. But it's fine, Wen Ruohan has a nephew who is just the right age to hang out with Wei Ying!! Cue six year old Wen Ning being placed down in front of him and looking like he's going to burst into tears at the slightest hint of anything bad happening.

Wei Ying may be six years old but he still has memories of his papa telling him how to approach wild animals so he ignores all of that and goes "hi!!! I'm Wei Ying!! Let's go exploring," not giving Wen Ning a chance to even react before he's being dragged along through the palace. Wen Ning is just staring at this kid as he's handed different rocks when they get into the gardens, unsure of how to react to someone who doesn't mock and laugh at his timidness. Of course, they have a few more of these meetings with Wen Ning being hesitant and skittish, Wei Ying completely crashing through the air of tension to yapper on about whatever catches his fancy in the moment, not requiring Wen Ning to speak but still waiting patiently and nodding along if he does so happen to feel comfortable enough to try and stutter through a quiet response to a question.

During one of these meetings, they bump into other Wen juniors, who of course take the opportunity to try and assert dominance over the newbie picked up by Wen-Zongzhu by mocking the weak link, Wen Ning. Unlike Wen Ning, who curls in on himself naturally and avoids eye contact, Wei Ying fucking lunges at the closest junior. His mama and baba always told him to stick up for the ones he cares about (and also how to fight dirty because nobody expects a child to be able to fight, let alone fight dirty), and he cares about the timid, quiet kid that he hangs out with all the time! Later on, after he has been torn off the juniors with a busted lip, a broken nose and a black eye - holding his ground quite well considering it was like five against one - he meets Wen Qing, a stern twelve year old (yes six years age difference because if I'm not being given an estimated age I'll do what I WANT) who attacks him with medical supplies and a flurry of questions.

Now, Wen Qing was not told about Wei Ying and Wen Ning hanging out, Wen Ruohan not saying anything because he didn't find it necessary and Wen Ning because he thought that Wen Qing already knew anyway. So, when she asks this tiny child why he attacked children older than him and he says "well they were bullying my friend because he's shy so I had to stop them!" There's only one kid that's bullied a lot for being shy, and Wen Qing is now far more interested in what Wei Ying has to say, letting him start yapping about Wen Ning and how silly but kind he is without even speaking all that much (or, ever really). She asks if he's bothered about that, and he goes "nuh uh, mama and baba always said that some people just have different word limits every day, and they like to save their words for important things!" It is possible that Wen Qing has gained a new little brother as she rubs ointment into his skin, telling him not to brawl with the other kids again and just to tell her if they bother him and Wen Ning. She'll deal with them.

So, Wei Ying grows up with the Wen siblings as companions. While Wen Ning and Wen Qing are well aware of the outside world and how the clans really are, they are being threatened into silence by Wen Ruohan because obviously he's going to threaten these kids, they're not ruining his pet project. Every time Wei Ying starts to talk about the other clans, they divert the topic instead of straight up lying to him because they don't want to lie to him if they can avoid it! With a bright, social boy leading him around, it only makes sense for Wen Ning to get at least a little more social and confident as they grow up together. Plus, when Wei Ying starts his experiments, Wen Qing sort of has to be around both to 'assist with the biology of it all' and to make sure that Wei Ying isn't being too negatively impacted by the resentful energy (this is a secret venture, and not one that goes very well when he starts secreting himself away after the first death by his hands).

When Xue Yang comes into the equation, the Wen siblings are wary. This kid is definitely strange and almost immediately starts enabling Wei Ying's terrible self care habits and is the only one allowed to be in the boy's experiment space/personal quarters anymore, which is frustrating when all one is trying to do is make him sleep. However, they've also seen how he devours food quickly, as though trying to eat it before it is snatched away from him (and how he throws it all up later and stubbornly refuses help). They've been in the room when he takes short naps like a cat, jolting himself awake with the first sudden sound in his vicinity. They've seen how desperately loyal he is to Wei Ying, how he bristles at anything negative said about the boy and clings to him for comfort in rare moments of vulnerability. It's possible to feel sympathetic and wary at the same time, even if it becomes harder to be wary with every subtle bit of trust they hand over to each other whenever it needs to be given. He soon becomes part of the group, even helping with Wen Ning's confidence (even if it's just to ward off against his strange insults/teasing).

[lovelaetter]

Please miss ma'am, I need a you to write about ning trying to teach you where the clit is, like you act dumb saying clits aren't real and just made up but little ole Miss know-it-all has to be right and gets so frustrated she strips her skirt and panties just to show you it's real, and you take it from there

Please, doesn't have to be Ning but I just need a pretty and dumb girl doing it😮‍💨

you said ning but you also said it could be any other girl and this is so yuna, it hurts. this is also kind of a follow up to a post i made once and an anon mentioned a few days ago, about her, perv bff reader and noncon.

DUBCON but only if you really think about it.

sleepover that has you both tipsy, or better, you tipsy and her running her mouth already the way she does when she had more drinks she can handle and the subject lands on sex— her sex life, which you don’t really care. you are not interested in what she does or who she does unless it involves you but seeing how much she talks and talks, you realize you won’t be able to get your hands on her sleeping body any time soon so you have no choice but hear it.

until she starts to yap about masturbating and your ears perk up, her whiny blah blah blah “i can’t really cum by playing with my clit only, i always have to fuck myself and it gets kinda annoying sometimes” and your brain fills so easily with images of her sprawled in her bed and stretching herself open with the toy you found once in her drawer that you short circuit briefly and it definitely takes a moment for the idea to come to your brain but then it does and you interrupt her with a “wait, you said you can’t cum by…?” and she blinks, cocks her head to side and repeats what she said previously and you just stare at her like she is saying gibberish and it’s so funny, you have to hold back your laugh at her face and the confused “what?!” she lets out when you say “your… clit? what the fuck is that?” and you both go back and forth on “it does exist” “no, it doesn’t” “yes, it does!” “no?!”.

and listen, it was supposed to be just a joke, to piss her off a little, but if there’s something she becomes when she is drunk is extra dumb and if she used her brain just a little she would realize you were just messing with her but instead she goes “i will show you!” and it totally catches you off guard. if you knew it would be so easily to get her to undress for you willingly you would’ve pulled that shit up long ago. you probably don’t get much say in it because she is fast in taking her clothes off, sitting back on the couch naked from waist down and pulling her legs up and open.

asks you to come closer and you obviously do, kneeling in front of her, so good at playing the role of the skeptical friend and asking “so?” just to see what she does and she unashamedly uses her hands to give you a good view of her pussy, pretty and glistening as always, unbeknownst to her that you’ve already seen her like this more than once. single finger sliding between her folds and over the visible bud there, whimpering at the touch, mumbling something you can’t make out when you ask if it feels good when she touches it. stupid, stupid girl, hips bucking when you push her hand out of the way and let your thumb do the job, always asking her things like “am i doing it right?” or “is this how you like it?” and she is so gone she doesn’t recognize the condescending tone of your voice even if you’re clearly smirking and mocking her, only nodding and whining. protests a bit once your other fingers reach her entrance but you are quick to remind her she herself said she can’t cum without fucking herself, you are doing just what she said.

it’s such a sight to have her coming for you and being aware of it, the noises, the expressions, even her taste is different and it just serves as fuel to your obsession with her. i’m a firmly believer that the alcohol + the orgasm make her pass out almost instantly, barely has a chance to say something to you before her eyes are closing and you are having to carry her to bed. and obviously you wouldn’t let the opportunity of getting another taste of her pussy pass, it’s been so long since you last had the chance of feeling her on your tongue… and since she is already naked, no problem, right?

[tsuching300]

HAI PEOPLE! I'M YOUR LITTLE VENTING MACHINE! THIS IS PURELY A VENT, RANT BLOG AND NOTHING ELSE.

I MADE THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE SOMEHOW IF I CAN AND MAKE THEIR DAY A BIT BRIGHTER :D

YOU CAN BE ANON OR OFF ANON.

I HOPE TO BE OF HELP

MY MAIN BLOG IS @ning-ningx300

-Ning!

[ning-ningx300]

😭 I don't know why I laughed at this!!!!! sksksksks lmaoooo-

hiiiiiiiii irl mutual (you know who you are)

[wonysugar]

fuck you stupid | ning yizhuo

synopsis : you thought you’d seen it all with her, but no, she somehow managed to surprise you even further.

pairing : bimbo!ningning x fem!reader

genre : bffs to... fwb?? idk they just fuck,, so obviously smut too! xx

tags : yall got lost help, fingering, degradation, belittling, dumbification, car sex, she's so stupid but she fucks you good so it's okay, very slight cunnilingus, she slaps you like once so impact play!

warnings : none!

word count : 1.6k

you, y/n l/n, weren’t exactly smart, but you also weren’t exactly stupid. like yeah, you weren’t a genius per se, but it’s not like you were brain dead either. average was the term you always used to describe your intelligence.

you unfortunately couldn’t say the same about ning yizhuo, your best friend. 

you loved her, like that’s your bitch, of course you love her! however, you’d be lying if you said that she was intellectually capable, because she just wasn’t. god, she was just so, so painfully stupid?? clumsy??? careless???? all of the above applied when it came to this woman. not even to be mean or anything of the sorts, just, yknow… natural selection at its finest.

she was aware of that, though, and even thrived in being the self proclaimed bimbo everyone knew and loved. (to which you wholeheartedly agree with, by the way) and honestly? you just couldn’t stop teasing her about it whenever you two hung out. things similar to “stupid hoe” and “dumbass” always escaping your mouth as you two laughed, probably moments after she bumped onto something on the sidewalk whilst spilling all the tea to you. 

in summary, she’s done stupid shit before, but nothing, nothing could ever top what she had done that day.

the day she got the both of you lost in some random parking lot at like, 2 am.

“ning, we’re fucking lost.” you told her, eyebrows furrowed in frustration as you watched her giggle nervously.

she grabbed her cellphone and hovered her finger over the power button, “oh come on y/n don’t be like that, i can just go on google maps and we’ll be out of here in no ti-“

a black screen.

she cleared her throat hesitantly, sighed, then pressed the button again.

nothing.

she kept doing that, giving longer presses to the side of her phone in hopes of a miracle . your patience was running thin and you were quite frankly not far from panicking.

after the 27th-ish try, you finally snapped at her.

“fucking hell ning do you not charge your damn phone??” 

“sorry that i forgot to?” 

oh she had to be joking. 

“girl oh my god what the fuck?? we’ll stay stuck here for only god knows how long and it’s all gonna be because ‘ning yizhuo forgot to charge her phone beforehand’ for fuck’s sake.” you closed your eyes and pinched the bridge of your nose in exasperation. trying to calm down, you ignored ning’s gaze.

her stupid annoying yapping wasn’t helping at all. like, at all.

“oh so we’re once again blaming me, got it. y/n you didn’t even bring your own phone, how do you have the audacity to put the blame on me.” she said back, her eyebrow raised up as she threw her phone down on her skirt, sighing exasperatedly. 

“because someone told me it was her turn to get the aux.”

“where in that sentence did i ever tell you not to bring your phone??”

“god, ning just- just stay quiet. okay? just- please shut up, i’m trying to think. we can’t rely on you for anything.” you told her, exasperated.

in response, she scoffed, “no?? no i won’t, actually. you’re always putting the blame on me and it’s seriously starting to piss me the fuck off. yeah i’m a bimbo, whatever, but does that mean that you have to talk to me like i only have two barely functioning brain cells??” 

“oh please, saying you have two functioning brain cells would be wayy too generous. you’re always doing the stupidest shit out of the two of us. i mean fuck, you literally drove us here, in the middle of nowhere. you’re not a bimbo, you’re just fucking dumb, ning.”

when you looked back at her, she seemed hurt. like, 

a wave of guilt quickly washed over you upon seeing her pained, pained expression. she looked into your eyes, frustration and sadness clearly showing into her own. yeah, she looked pissed. you wanted to apologize almost immediately, and you were going to, 

if she didn’t suddenly press her lips onto yours before you could even get a word out. 

-

how do best friends make up after a fight?

usually, they talk it out, they go out, hug it out then get milkshakes or whatever, hell, sometimes they just go a day or two without talking then eventually forget about it.

this? this was none of that.

since she planted a kiss on your lips, you, instead of doing anything stated above, were fucking.

like, yeahh you were still lost, but at least you were getting your pussy ravaged. the situation could be handled later; when you weren’t drenched.

throwing your head back as you moaned out ning’s name, you were straddling her in the backseat of her car, feeling her two fingers deep inside you and stretching you out. she looked up at you with lustfully hooded eyes as she kissed and left very visible marks all over your neck, all the way down to your collarbone, her free hand fondling your tits, lazily playing with the nipple. 

“f-fuck ning keep going i’m sososo close- fuckfuckfuck..” feeling yourself getting pushed closer to the edge by the friction you felt, you bucked your hips faster onto her digits. the knot tying in your stomach felt like it would’ve snapped any second now, that is,

until she stopped moving her fingers altogether.

frustrated, you whined loudly, “ninggg please let me cum pleaseplease-” 

“oh yeah? so now you wanna rely on me for something, and it’s to make you cum?” she laughed. “fucking slut. i’ll make you cum whenever i want to, got it, bitch?” she added, pressing her thumb on your swollen throbbing clit, smirking condescendingly and watching how pretty you looked when pleasure contorted your face.

you unintentionally clenched at her words, nodding shamefully. it was embarrassing enough having your best friend knuckles deep inside of you, having her call you names and whatnot, but the real embarrassing part? 

enjoying it thoroughly.

she knew this, she knew she had you wrapped around her finger at that moment and oh was it such a power trip for her. seeing you be so needy for her touch, you almost started riding her fingers yourself, too. she was always the one being treated like a dumb bitch, it was nice being on the other side of things, for a change. 

she kept twisting and pulling on your nipple with her free hand as she slowly started to slide her fingers up and down your walls again, giggling and paying close attention to how your body shook and twitched at each and every one of her slow movements. what a sight to see. 

“you like being fucked stupid hm?”

and that’s what she did,

seconds,

minutes,

what felt likes hours,

you were sloppily bouncing and grinding on her fingers, speed ranging from a painful slowness to an overwhelming rapidity. 

you gripped her arms tightly, as if you would fall into some sort of void if you didn’t hold onto her for dear life. resting your head on her shoulder, you whined, losing yourself onto her. her fingers were still pumping in and out of you at that moment, faster than they were before, by the way, so it took you all of your body strength to not just cum right then and there, but you managed to hold back. for her, you held back and took all of it. every minute passing, every single motion feeling like it was threatening to make you go insane. 

“ning pleaseplease let me cum i wanna cum so badly fuck- pleasepleasepleasepleaseee-” you begged, looking down at her with pleading teary eyes.

“fuck, look at you. calling me a dumb bitch all the time, yet here you are, acting oh so stupid for my fingers. such a brainless needy little whore for me, hm? does my idiotic, pretty girl wanna cum?” 

you nodded eagerly as you whined, tears actively running down both of your cheeks, so desperate for release that you quite honestly didn’t care for how ridiculous you looked to her at that moment. you just wanted to cum, so, so, so badly, and you were ready to give up your dignity for it.

the sound of her hand slapping your cheek resonated in the car.

“say it. you know damn well i don’t accept pathetic sounds for an answer.”

“fuck— your idiotic pretty girl wants to cum pleaseee let her–”

she hummed, smirking at your response. incredibly amused by your behavior, she took her fingers out of you, picked you up by placing her hands on your thighs, then gently put you on the empty seat that was next to the one she occupied. upon seeing you sat comfortably, she proceeded to kneel down on the empty space between the front seats and the backseats. y’know,

the ones a grown woman couldn’t possibly fit in?

it’s okay though, like, yeah she would most definitely complain about back pain later, but right now?

she needed to feel you cum all over her tongue.

and that’s exactly what she worked towards, her tongue driven by the scent of your arousal to roam all over your folds and clit, kissing and sucking on every inch of your core as she attentively listened to all the sweet noises that came out of you. it really did not take long before your moans reached octaves you didn’t even know you could achieve before, an overwhelming wave of relief hitting you like a truck. you were 100% sure you would pass out afterwards.

at the end of the day, yeah, you both were still stranded in the middle of some unknown parking lot, but at least, the stress of it all evaporated in the air.

while you were trying to catch your breath, you made a mental note;

never underestimate ning’s intelligence when she was in a bad mood! or, do. depending on if you wanna get fucked stupid that day or not.