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watched alien stage :(
#kokoart#that guitar was hard to draw#it has come to my attention i forgot the sixth peg. whoops#till is my favorite nothing better happen to him that hasn’t happened already#someone get my man a therapist please#i did this in like 2 hours and covered up all my mistakes with like the shadows lmao don’t look too closely pls thanks#alnst till#till#alien stage#ALNST#alnst fanart#digital art#alnst round 6
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Max: " [after qualifying] i nearly destroyed the entire garage. i was barely able to hold myself in. i was so angry. i rarely get this angry. yes definitely an angry boi. rawr I'm a lion and no one can stop me and my wrath"
Also Max after qualifying:
*giggling like a fool*



#RB should just hire Charles as max's therapist full time#like please max you just placed P17#why the fuck are you so happy#STAND UP for urself pls#and Charles you're no better#truly emotional suppoort rivals#“my husband is here. oh hes so pretty. how lucky am i. i love my life.” sorta vibes here#lestappen#f1#brazil gp 2024#max verstappen#charles leclerc
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I've been thinking more about a Jayce joins the commune but the commune is just weird, not evil, AU and it gets funnier every time.
In this universe, pretty much all the adults are super into Viktor (save for the ones who could care less about the romantic/sexual drama of it all, they just want to grow their peaches and get healthcare) and are downright pissed Jayce came in and was like. Yeah sorry. I stole y'all's man. Oops! (He isn't sorry)
Salo is the number 1 Jayce hater. He'd been trying (and failing) to get into Viktor's pants for years, even before Jayce came on the scene with Hextech, and when he thought he finally had a chance he came back even hotter and clingier than ever and Viktor ate it up.
Huck, second in command (third or fourth depending on what they think of Sky and Jayce's role in the commune) is so tired. He finally has purpose and everyone is infighting about the Herald's man. He's trying to keep them on track. (It's not working lmao).
EVERYONE knows when Vik and Jayce are getting it on. Not because Viktor tells them via mind-hive, but because his presence is suddenly gone. Salo gets even angrier.
Vander, resident sane wolf-man, is very unamused by all this. He has to deal with being a wolf, he shouldn't have to deal with the fact his neighbors want to bone the landlord and can't cause the smelly man with a beard and giant butterfly hammer is.
It's even worse that Jayce is good at everything. He sketches photos of the Herald that even their best artist is jealous of. He helps grow the plants in the greenhouse. Jayce sets up trades with the firelights. Jayce gets to touch the herald and no one else can.
Viktor is doing Yoga outside his home and sometimes people stop and watch, only for Jayce to come back from an early blacksmithing job and start yoga with Viktor, blocking their view. Did he do it on purpose? They don't know. (He did).
They're also so confused because he's the one member (besides the pink-haired girl and her blue-haired sisters who visit and chill with Vander) who isn't a part of their hivemind.
Also in my mind, he and Jayce are equals here. Jayce is in charge of defense and casual activities, blacksmithing, Viktor is the healer and ya know. deity. But they work best as partners and now everyone has to deal with the fact the guy they all hate for taking their herald is also in charge, in a way.
(He teaches them better was to make homes in the blacksmithing area and theyre all mad cause he's right)
#poor sky is their resident therapist#shes like their hivemind secret leader since Vik is busy now#Salo spots Viktor sitting in Jayce's lap and them cuddling while talking and he rants about it for days#everyone is like can we vote him out of the hivemind? please?#meanwhile hes sending his next complaints to sky about it and shes like dude i get it i was in your place once#it will not work out he does not have eyes for anyone but Jayce its better you know now before you die for him#at least he helped my dreams here and appreciates me now but boyyyyy did i read our relationship wrong lmao#poor sky <3 maybe she can be in charge of the hivemind while Viktor starts the eat of his eat pray love tour of zaun#anyways this kind of commune jayce lives in my head rent free#where its not him trying to escape or become one with the hivemind#but one where sex and love basically stop the glorious evolution and he stays cause its helping now#anyways#commune jayce#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#arcane headcanons#arcane
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just wanted to make a color ref for Brain Therapist Magneto from 309 but i needed lights too for some reason
bonus The Flats Only Version
#xmen#erik lehnsherr#magneto#xmen comics#snap sketches#why did half of my beginning tags just get neutralized. tf. now i have to retype them and this tag'll make no sense#anyway 'have you done literally anything but think about 309 since you read it' no . apparently vJARLKAJKL#BUT YEAH I JUST WANTED A COLOR REF IF IM GONNA DRAW THIS LOOK MORE OR WHATEVER#i dont know if i like the yellow dress shirt + pink tie combo ... that's inspo'd from his new mutants headmaster suit + tie..#why does he have to wear a suit under the coat huh .. the thing is i have no idea if he's supposed to be wearing a dr's coat or a trench#i mean he briefly wears his magneto suit when scolding charles so maybe it is a doctor's coat....#doctor makes the most sense to me considering the context so thats why i went all white but... now im not so sure ...#UGH stupid beautiful comic had to be in monochrome. or limited colors whatever#anyway i did start some doodles cause i wanted to post a few 309 doodles but. hm.#i think i might make a separate post for it ... it may be a lil inapropro !!!!#i wanted a color ref in the first place because i was thinking about making a 309 comic but like#now that i think of it if i do that i might jsut do the blue/black thing they did in the actual comic..#idk the thing im doodling now i might do in full color. just for fun#tbh maybe i wont do that comic after i doodle this.. no im lying i still will i still have visions i wanna put in front of my eyes#i can only fall asleep thinking about it so much i need it tangible#if i do draw it i prob just wont post it or ill just share it with select friends. aka like. one vjAELKVJEAKJ#but that's like months from now lbr ok ill still share crumbs with you all !!!!! gimme like. five hours vJALKJAKL#ok bye !!!!!!!!! please enjoy therapist magneto in the meantime#you will not get better as an individual you will get worse
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Incoming spoilers!!! I just wanted to ramble a bit about that stone scene:
I think the scene besides the final speech that broke me the most was definitely when Stone called Ivo to warn him about Gerald. (Keep in mind I’m paraphrasing some parts here bc I didn’t have their entire dialogue memorized and it’s 2am so I apologize if some of this is just incoherent lol)
Desperately pleading with Ivo to think twice about Gerald was a tricky play because I think Stone knew Ivo most likely wouldn’t listen to him and stubbornly ignore his warning. And yet…he still poured his heart out to him in the most heartbreaking way.
There were no “please, I need you’s,” and there were no attempts to get Ivo on his side by boosting his ego in that moment.
Stone had crawled through the mud, out of a giant mech submerged in the water nonetheless, just to say a few choice words to Ivo, “I’m not there to protect you,” and “I almost lost you once I can’t lose you again.” (Again, I’m paraphrasing)
Both of these lines have been eating at me for the past few hours because it’s so surreal to be able to see how much Stone cares for Ivo unfiltered. We hear him use ‘I’ instead of ‘you,’ not telling off the doctor but making his own needs clear in an attempt to get Ivo to realize what he can’t on his own.
If it wasn’t obvious to Robotnik from Stone’s delighted reaction to his return in Sonic 2 and the months they’ve lived together, Stone is making it obvious now. (Where Rob will realize later on) His loyalty is a bond beyond professionalism and sycophancy to the point where Rob’s safety is more important to Stone than anything else in the world. Even dissatisfying him.
Yes, he craves affection from Ivo and clearly knows how much Gerald means to him, though I think Stone would much rather have Ivo hate— absolutely despise the agent’s existence—than to ever know the doctor was in pain again.
And leading up to the ending, when Robotnik finally snapped out of it and had a few seconds to think over the entire past decade of Stone’s service to him, is where I believe Lee’s words fit.
“I think Robotnik needs Stone more than Stone needs Robotnik.”
In his “final” moments Robotnik’s increasing need for Stone was so apparent it melted down his own selfish core, and I believe that this was the driving factor to push him to save the planet.
So if Robotnik is now gone, Stone served his purpose for the man up until the very end. Sure he’ll live out Rob’s legacy as the doctor bestowed upon him, but he would do so as a changed man. A changed, lonely, man.
Their relationship ended up saving the world, yet, the world couldn’t end up saving their relationship.
#sonic movie 3 spoilers#Sonic movie spoilers#Sonic spoilers#I’m gonna be honest with you I almost cried writing the end portion of this#they are everything to me and more#idk how I’ll ever get over this#look out therapist I’ll have you booked for another three years!#their story is so beautiful even if we only get to see a fraction of it#I LOVE THEMMM#gnawing at the bars of my cell on prison island#please join in on the comments I loved this scene but it destroyed me#stobotnik#agent stone#agent stone x robotnik#robotnik x stone#jimbotnik
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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AU where when Danny first got in the portal for the picture jazz being the protective older sister she is and knowing her parents "lab safety" she goes in with Danny and when he trips her immediate thought was to save him from falling in the danger trap she considered the portal and they both become halfas que the canon ghost shenanigans but add protect younger siblings obsessed jazz being a absolute nightmare standing behind Danny the hole time just daring someone to go after team phantom and any time they do they immediately regret as they have angered the older sibling and mercy is not an option.
When pariah dark happens they team up to own him no suit required and jazz and Danny become sibling rulers of the realms.
Somehow their parents find out and go mad scientist on them jazz is 18 in this so says fuck you takes Danny and as the nature secretly petty as shit just calls CPS and takes Danny and sues her parents for child support.
They + Sam & Tucker (because they can convince Tucker's parents it will be good for his future tech career and Sam just tells her parents she's going to stay with her dads side of the family(the drakes)) go to Gotham because no GIW unlike Amity and is ecto rich I also imagine that both are on their way to becoming Ancients of space (Danny) and as odd as it seems older siblings(jazz) they are confused at first until it's explained that the belief of the love and protections that older siblings are some of the most protective and also mischievous towards their younger siblings has built up to for an ancient and jazz just happened to become that ancient.
Que jazz helping college students in the Gotham U library study when they miss their older siblings help like when they where growing up and just being a protection spirit but to siblings in particular. This becomes super annoying when the bats and the birds start setting off her instincts after joker escapes and she can only relax after beating the shit out of him with the anti-creep stick in front of red hood who promptly falls in love with her much to the annoyance of Danny who was already secretly dating tim and meeting at the local coffee shop and ordering their coffee
Feel free to add your own ideas and if anyone writes it please send me a link or title I would love to support your story💖
#dp×dc#danny phantom#batman#anger management#dead tired#AU#bad parents jack and maddie fenton#jazz fenton#danny fenton#jason todd#tim drake#let jazz go feral#good friends sam & tucker#this was rotting in my brain and wouldnt leave so you can suffer with me#if anyone wants to feed my addiction please let me know the fic title or send me a link#badass jazz fenton#supported danny fenton#let jazz drag the ghost therapist bitch#let danny be a menace to the rouge gallery in gothem#Harley would adopt jazz on principle and help her through her classes#how do i tag
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This post brought to you by the fact that I stayed up way too late working on a fic, but I am increasingly convinced that Bond’s surface-level hedonism (fine clothes, fine cars, top-shelf alcohol, immaculate bed partners) is a mask for not letting himself have any of the things he really wants.
Anyway, James Bond Learn to Let Yourself Have the Things You Want Challenge.
#james bond#my headcanons#no this is not autobiographical in ANY WAY but also please don’t show this to my therapist ok#it’s none of her business!!!
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IM GOING INSANE.
#so called “free thinkers” when they see people drawing other dude in a bikini#It’s me.. I’m the so called free thinker….. it’s been plaguing me for a while ever since I saw someone draw him in one………#Oh my god you can tell which one I put more effort into drawing 😭😭#postal brain damaged#postal bd#postal dude#postal bd dude#bd dude#other dude#the other dude#my art#fan art#fanart#postal fanart#If I post another drawing of the bird demon other dude design I made please call my therapist im going through it again clearly
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I think Nico di Angelo should eat people actually. Make him as monstrous as people believe.
*please do not delete og tags😭 do not erase my vision
#Dionysus has the epithet of flesh-eater and Dionysus is his therapist and the god of madness#Someone puts a flashlight on him and he's just devouring someone like a wolf to a deer carcass. His eyes are shining like an animal#let his mouth and fists be covered in blood#let him sob the moment he realizes what he's done#let him hide away in his father's halls. Hades is either comforting or mildly disturbed#If Hades is angry then he's angry at Dionysus for letting this happen. It wasn't Nico's fault#girls when cannibalism. Girls when devouring. Girls when to devour is to be stripped to your barest. Girls when Dionysus#if you reblog this please keep og tags and tag it as og tags. do not erase my vision😭🫵#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#Nico di angelo#wolffox speaks#riordanverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa
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ik Sena wouldn't actually say this but the meme opportunity was too good to pass up
#someone please get my girl Leylah a god damn therapist PRONTO#she! is! not! well!!!!!#leylah has the mental fortitude of a sopping wet puppy#who gave this poor girl godly powers?!#honkai impact 3rd#honkai 3rd#hi3rd#honkai impact#honkaiposting#honkai leylah#honkai dreamseeker#honkai senadina#senadina#honkai spoilers#honkai spoiler#hi3 spoilers#i put way too much effort into this shitpost#it's only like half an hour but that's half an hour too much ngl
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i am so normal about kenshi takahashi
#kenshi takahashi#johnshi#mortal kombat#art#digital art#i am mentally unwell#I can’t stop thinking about him#when does the hyperfixation stop#men with stubbles own my life#please send help#do I tell my therapist ?
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I can't stop thinking about Lilia Calderu. Happy? Lilia Calderu. Sad? Lilia Calderu. Angry? Lilia Calderu. Any other emotion? Lilia Calderu.
#lilia my beloved#i love her#lilia calderu#lilia please one chance please#i told my therapist about her
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The man who holds the universe in his eyes
#my therapist told me to focus on my own happiness#so I’m just gonna stare at this man#my gaze is fixed on his hair#I’m ready to sing serenades to them#they enchant me so much#It’s a separate work of art#someone please tell him to stop being so attractive#peter capaldi#50 shadows of capaldi#pcap#fluffy#floofy
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a little strange to get dms from other trans people saying they agree with biden's dumb statemet that he doesnt want minors getting gender-affirming care. if you really think its such an epidemic that 13 year olds are getting their knockers blown off by surgeons every other day, then please point me in the direction of said 13 year olds that are somehow accessing gender-affirming care that literal trans adults can't even access.
like please be fr. we literally have privatized healthcare and insurance where not even people who go through the appropriate avenues can get approved for care they need to stay alive. what makes you think a trans minor is getting phallo or vaginalplasty. feel whatever you want about 13 year olds who want gender-affirming care, but dont parrot transphobic rhetoric that is based on no facts and a moral panic. they second they legitimize barriers to care for trans minors is the second they start finding ways to do the same for trans adults. dont be a buffoon.
#muerto talks#im sorry but you look a little foolish saying all that#especially as a trans person#do i think a 13 year old should get a major surgery? idk! im not said 13 year old! and neither are you!#leave that up for the 13 year olds and their team of doctors and family and friends and therapists and whatever#but limiting access to care#even if they have to wait a few years is still going to get trans kids killed#somehow intersex newborns getting their genitals mutilated to be easily categorized is not too young for such invasive surgeries#but a 13 year old is?#yeah i see whats happening here#an infant cant reject socially imposed ideas of gender much less consent to invasive surgery#but you will white knuckle whatever power you have over a child who dares to express themselves freely#i couldnt even get top surgery in my 20s without two letters of approval and several months of therapy proving that i needed this#u people will believe anything#use ur head please just for once and stop listening to the fears the moral panic spews at ys
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I genuinely want to know what antis are telling their therapists for them to say that comshipping is bad. I literally told my therapist today that I ship incest and why and his response, no joke, was: "Ok."
#my therapist is chill#proship safe#proship#proshippers#proship positivity#proshipping#anti anti#ship and let ship#proshippers please interact#pro selfship#pro shipping#🐇💕
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