#POOOR THING

[glitchedcosmos]

HOW fucking dare they

[spooky-kakashi]

when i die someone please throw a few panels of jaybin smiling in with me, his little smile with the big cheeks means the world to me

[ants-personal]

Do you think Bart would eventually start using the Flash name? I really like him as Impulse but since Barry and Wally don't seem to exist in the Smallville universe (Jay Garrick exists in the season 11 comic but I mostly ignore the season 11 comic lol), it might be nice for him to pick his own name. And there's comedy value in him trying to make it stick. (I'm always gonna prefer Impulse, though)

hmmm thats a very good question

i think itd just be a matter of miscommunication amongst the public one of those tropes where bart keeps telling them his super name is impulse but someone heard him say be back in a flash and was like oh his name muct be flash cause he is fast so yes :> makes sense

so the papers and news call him the flash and at first bart fights it corrects people yells it at tvs and groans at newspapers talking about this "flash is such a lame pun name like looks at the rest of the league. impulse is Cool thats my name" im not a krusty krab type energy coming from him but the public uses what it wants and it just grows to big to fight and soon impulse is lost out to flash except to league memebers and bart himself they still use it for missions and its worked to their advantage sometimes some rogues are like who the fuck is impulse?? before getting tripped at super sonic speeds

but you can find really dedicated and obsessed fans that know that the flash use to go by impulse they use it as a trick question at super metro triva nights tho some people claim its mandela effect and nothing more but there is rare older merch that has that name on it bart owns most of it

but yeah i like impulse much better it fits him very well and plus he picked it literally making a name for himself as you will and hell always be impulse to us ❤️

[sillygoofyqueer]

I like heavenly crowyuan being a cut rival for LBH!

Since Airplane lost his outline with the stuff about ZZL, he probably came up with this other animal-related guy who was half-heavenly-demon half-other-non-human-thing… Only this time with crows instead of snakes!

Airplane even made sure to give him a different heavenly bloodline so he couldn’t top LBH in the fighting department (since jinwu aren’t exactly bloodlust related), or make LBH no longer ‘the last of his kind’.

The fans probably got angry about the hints he dropped regarding another heavenly demon though, so Airplane ended up scrapping the whole thing (to poor intrigued SY’s fury).

Shen Yuan was over here in the comment section like "literally PLEASE, AIRPLANE, YOU'RE HINTING AT SOMETHING SO INTERESTING, WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT?!?!" and Airplane is like "this is so cool....anyway, my readers don't want it" and then fucking burns all mention of the jinwu from his brain or something. This is honestly such a shame because it's not even like the crow demons would have been a threat or anything to LBG, because they literally don't care about fighting! Yeah they're territorial and hate authority but like, that's what LBG needs honestly. Everyone just bows to his every whim and yeah that's what the readers want but honestly, LBG needs someone to not give a shit! *sighs into my drink* What Luo Bingge needed was a little bitch crow demon who stole his stuff sometimes and also just stole his heart as he went along, and who had a loving family who didn't care about someone's status but only who they were as a person and who would open their arms to anyone who had proved themself to them- Okay so this is just the original crowyuan plot isn't it........ANYWAY!!! Airplane would definitely hint at something like this - it doesn't even need to be a rival, it could have very well just been another demon that was actually on par with LBG because it would have added some spice to the plot as a whole! Instead of just repetitive wife plots, it could have been a friend, or a family who cared about him. As if the readers would want something like that though! Aside from Shen Yuan, nobody cared about the lore and any plot that wasn't papapa or power-related. Airplane, they just weren't ready for these awesome ideas.....(Shen Yuan was but you're POOOR)

[tooies]

the thing with people who have spiders as pets is when you come over to their house they don't bring their spider up to you and are like this is my spider come pet my spider and then make you feel bad for not petting the spider and then when the spider jumps at you and starts barking loudly they don't go oh don't worry ☺️ he's just playing he wouldn't hurt you and you look at the spider and you can see a burning rage in its eyes and when you get scared by it they aren't like Ohhh my pooor baby spider i need to warm you up to my spider and they don't make you spend time with the spider and play with the spider. this post is about my aunt

[missamyrisa2]

stoppp with your latest post, i literally sat on my boyfriend's thighs last night and tickled his butt, had him dry humping the mattress so much he came untouched 😭

Ooooohhh I loveeeee thatttttt ~ tickling is suchhhh a lovelyyyy playful facilitator of naughtinesss with the extra bonus of you getting to punish them for being so naughty with what elseeeee? tiiiiiicklesssss ~<333

The face down ticklish boyyyyyy getting coerced into the naughty humpies is classic, with playful squeezesss on the sides and trailing tickles up the back, pinchyyyy tushyyy ticklessss and undearm digsssss ~ and it's likeee, he doesn't even have to be bound because turning over or standing up would reveal that naughtinesssss and that's gonna mean biiiig taunting ticklyy punishment ~ not that it's any secret ~ cute ticklish boyssss always give it away with those sounds and little bucks ~ "ooooh someone's gotta boneyyyyyy~" I love to tauntttt giving those flirtyyyy touches between tickles, moving in to guide those hipssss with ticklyyyyy shakyyy wigglessss ~ pooorrr thingggg pooor naughtyyyy thing just can't help himself and awwww if that cute princely part can't take the ticklesssss we're just gonna neeed some exposure therapy yes we are ~<33

Not to mentionnnnn ~ usualllyyyyyy the dry humpssss don't get all that naughtiness out noooo ~ that's whyyyy we need mr. wand nearby ready to go to work with buzzzyyy ticklessss all through the layers of clothing with nowhere to hide ~ gotta make sure to get it allll out now, alllll of ittttt ~ with alll those helpfulll ticklesssss skittering around the bellyyyy and waist and underarms ~ <3

[omoghouls]

Headcanon: Emmrich almost always pees a little when he sneezes. He really struggles whenever he catches a cold. After having to rush back to his room three times in one day to change his underthings (thankfully, the little leaks hadn’t been enough to show on his trousers,) he reluctantly decides that he needs a little more…protection. It’s not a diaper, partially because he worries about it showing through his pants and partially because he’s trying to cling to his pride and not need such things! It’s just…a somewhat thicker undergarment to take care of those pesky leaks.

It works alright throughout the day, until the tea he had been drinking to soothe his cold catches up with him. But just as he’s getting up to head to the washroom, he gets hit with an uncontrollable sneezing fit. His undergarments could handle the little leaks from a sneeze here and there, but the force of the fit is making him gush more and more, until he completely loses control and utterly soaks through his too thin padding.

OMG 🥺💖💖💖💖 Y E S sneezy + old man bladder = the BEST trope

Oh my goodness, pooor Emmrich ��� He's one to treat his illness with herbal remedies, which does help, but by god, does it wreck havoc on his bladder!

It's underwear that has some extra cotton fabric to wick up some moisture- enough for those pesky sneeze leaks but certainly not enough for a full-on bladder release (it absorbes but needs spaced out leaks to work) ;^; so when that sneeze attack hits him poor Emmrich can only grip the edge of the table as all his muscles tense and relax at the same time- sending urine to gush out, trickling out from beyond the undergarments, leaking down his inner thighs and puddling a but beneath his feet💔

Emmrich definitely decides to take the rest of the day off (mainly to hide in his room from shame of having such an accident and to definitely be closer to a privy ~)

[oh-forsaken-muse]

“Oh sweet! I— didn’t know those were an actual thing. C’mon, let’s go!”

YOU BITE????? PEOPLE?????? my teeth are really sharp!!!!! would people like me more if i bit them?

- wilbur

"Oh yeah, I bite my friends allllll the time. It's all in good fun, right TJ?" (@oh-forsaken-muse)

(@wilbur-holland-lotf)

[chaoticornot]

Chaotic rambles 9-1-1

s08e11 I can finally watch it, yayy. He looks so good—yummy. His hair—I am going insane. Is he redecorating? Exciting. Maddie's exasperated face, he has done this before. They are so soft, his muffins, cutie patpotie.

Cult-like. Wait, Lou Ferrigno jr, Tommy is back, nooo. They are going to be insufferable. Are they mother and son? The music is lovely slay. Bobby's face, oehh. Ravi, baby. Bobby, insane slipup, holy shit, poor Ravi. I'm used to it, insane line, haha. Eddie again, Ravi's face, poor thing. They all look so good, the face cards are insane. I am the only one getting flashbacks to Buck's first loss on rescue, with the kid that fell. Bobby's face something is not right. What?! Their faces and mine in this, flabbergasted.

Uncle Buckkkk. Damn Chim, call him out. Her scarrr, Maddie. Aaahhhhh. Insane. The lighting is so good in this episode, I don't why but I'm noticing it.

Their new house is is gorgeous. How could she not know? She 100% did a background check on her. Athena, not a good pitch, thought that you would understand. If another shitty parent gets forgiven on this show, I am rioting.

Buck, no, haha. Are finally getting Ravi/ Buck friendship, please, I need Ravi to bully Buck (lovingly). Canon prankster Buck, slay. Thank you Ravi for asking that question. Almost a whole shift I'm dead, hahaha. Buck's face.

Two stepkids and a puppy, joking. Just the messenger, kinda not liking you Charlie. Fuck his dad, fuck that.

Athena darling, I kinda need you to stick up and stand with your man instead of his deadbeat mom. She's so fake. Girl, you abandoned him, to his abusive dad, like what?? Bobby using Athena as a shield, real shit, like he squished his ass in that little space, haha. Ah, insane, 'not you I trust', What, my jaw is on the floor. Girl, you left your child, not a teenager, child with his alcoholic dad, you should apoligise, that is the least of it. Say Bobby, say it, you are so correct, lovely.

Oh no, here we go, poor Ravi. He is just bragging about Eddie to everyone in the vicinity, I know they are done with him. Buck just making excuses for Eddie, and Ravi's deadpan, I love everything about this. Nooo, fuck noo, Ravi why would you do that?? Poor Buck just drunk off his ass and then there is his shitty ex, poor thing. Ravi is just glad he doesn't have to deal with Buck anymore. The glare, dang, Ravi you evil. NO, there is no way they are making this canon, OMG, OMG, Eddie did stop speaking to Tommy after they broke up. No way, no way they are doing this, please no. Please no, don't make me watch Buck kissing that ugly mug, Pleaseeee. Danggit, my pooor eyes. Dom Buck, helloooooo. Thankful for that. In Eddie's bed, insanity.

His arms, omg. He looks so big. No way, competition out of the way, he shouldn't have said that. Who, hihi. Not Evan again, I don't know who that is (sarcastic). Eddie is straight!?! Tommy's face, oh my lord. I just ran a lap around my living room, it is 2 am, I am shaking so harrd and sweating omg. Wait what, what did you just say, I don't need to sleep with everyone I have feelings for, huh.

Uhh, where did she come from, is he a killer?? Did he poison her, wtf? Why?? He dead, damn. If this makes Bobby forgive his mom, I am murdering someone. I did not know my emotion could shift this fast, but I am pissed off now.

The apron is so good. Maddie's face. He feels so at home at Maddie's place. Awww baby. Her pitying look. She is like no I did not mean Tommy no. She's right.

I do not feel bad for her, sorry I don't, fuck you. Is she admitting she is a fraud, thank fuck. I am so tired of this, i'm sorry. Dang, mommy stay with me, insane. I don't care, okay she's dying, Eddie's dad storyline 2.0, woww. Wow, now she self-sacrificing, I don't care. These kinda things make me hate this show, gotta be honest, I am whining I'm sorry. It was not wrong it was right, this makes so angry. I skipped the rest sorry, I can't.

He's unpacking, yayy. Look at his happy face.

Is this the setup for the crossover? I knew it.

I loved this episode and I hated it. Why do they always have to forgive their shitty parents, I hate it so much. I will forever hold all of these grudges.

[matan4il]

911 ep 705 first watch reactions

Of course 911 would "punish" the "You are the boss of you!" guy with an alien hand that attacks him, and does what it wants. Pooor Buck and Eddie paying the price for that...

Okay, love the storyline with Hen and Karen possibly eventually adopting an older girl. Too many shows just find easy, unrealistic ways to give their same sex couples kids, and I am really glad that 911 shows the reality of it, and that it is a more complex struggle for many, that it's an act of continuously choosing to be parents. That's actually an amazing, difficult thing, and it should be faithfully depicted and respected, for all of its heartache, and the little moments of triumph.

Buck and Tommy on a date, and Eddie comes along with Marisol? Love how Buck's bisexual awakening and coming out continues to involve Eddie so much. Tell me they're end game, even if they're not gonna get together right now, without telling me they're...

I did not need to learn Marisol is moving in with Eddie like this, with any build up, or even any sort of insight into the relationship, and nope, that does not bode well for them. IDK how 911 managed to do it, but they have somehow managed to give Eddie a love interest the show is even less invested in than Ana.

And the funniest bit, is that Marisol and Eddie's big development is only there to further Buck's journey anyway.

"You can never have too much closet space" LMAO the way 911 both made me laugh, and feel sorry for poor, baby bi Buck. XD

Hmmm. Were parts of this scene cut out? We don't get to see Eddie on his own date with Marisol, but constantly looking over at Tommy and Buck? Boo. I'm glad we at least got the BTS photos, then. But seriously, why!? That was gonna be so delicious.

Oh, Tommy's breaking up with Buck. I mean, good for him, and he ain't wrong after Buck's "after this, we're gonna go out looking for chicks" reaction, but man do I feel sorry for Buck. Him and Tommy might not be my end game (Buddie forever will be), but I do think this relationship could be good for our baby bi. Tommy being in the same profession, knowing what it's like to have this gap between who you are and the image of guys in your line of work, plus he's got more experience than Buck, is sure of himself, can help our boy figure himself out, and also Buck obviously does like his vibe. He deserves to be with someone he actually likes, not just the first woman willing to be with him that the plot pushed in his way.

Oh, baby Buck. :( You didn't even tell Maddie about Tommy. You really aren't ready it. But also (and as a Buddie shipper, more importantly), Tommy broke things off with Buck, but what is eating him up, is that he lied to Eddie. XD Yeah, this gonna end with wedding bells, sooner or later. On screen, off screen after the show ends with canon Buddie, or only in my head if 911 never dares make Buddie canon, I don't care. That kind of emotional devotion is not something that my hopelessly romantic heart can ignore.

OMG, this is how Buck comes out to Maddie? XD Via random pronoun mention, and as a by product of trying to figure out how to tell Eddie the truth? This is hilarious. lol It really makes it clear that, after all, the issue for Buck really isn't people knowing he is also dating guys (or checking their asses), even when it's the other closest person in the world for him, it's Eddie. Specifically. Buck's ready, even if he doesn't have the exact clear words yet, he's just not ready to tell Eddie. Can't imagine why. XDDD

What was that awkward post-sex scene with Eddie and Marisol? And the issues with her moving in are popping up a second after she has. But yeah, we have no idea who this woman is as a person, she's been a cardboard cut out so far, and then one of the first things we do learn about her, is that she would call her stuff better than Eddie's? Once again, this is not the stuff great romance is made of. Or... even just the stuff any kind of romance is made of.

Wait, Marisol was a nun, and Eddie didn't even know!? This whole ep is telegraphing in the news of how weird and awkward and underdeveloped this r/s is, not just for us as viewers who know nothing about Marisol, but apparently for Eddie as well.

And of course his Catholic guilt is gonna kick in now. I'd care, except 911 has given me absolutely no reason to. Seriously, I care more about Buck and Tommy after just 2 eps, than Eddie and Marisol, even though this is technically her 2nd season on the show.

Of course Buck went to find Eddie, and spotted him at the gym. Forever 201 vibes, with Eddie being the focus of Buck's attention. ^u^

I couldn't care less about Eddie's Catholic guilt crisis, and how it's actually a projection of what his real issues are with Marisol, but it's nice to see that as always, Buck's the one who can tell when something's off, and offer Eddie exactly what he needs (even when that's to talk to someone else, but Buck figures out immediately who the right person to address is), and then they just very naturally switch, because Eddie can also tell when something's off with Buck, and he wants to tell him something. Soulmates. THAT is the stuff that great romance IS made of.

:/ The imagery of Catholic nuns has not been around for over 2,000 years, please stop being ignorant about your own religion, and the very different way it looked in its early days.

Bobby is forgiven, he does give good advice, and his "her ex, the Lord" bit, which prompted that reaction from Eddie, is hilarious. XD

So... when Eddie is having issues with Marisol, he already knows he has to figure out how he feels about her, but instead of doing so, he goes to his safe place... Buck's loft.

Man, Eddie being into Tommy's choice of avoidning relationships with women, and hanging out with boys, after in the past, Eddie had dealt with his Shannon issues by running away from her, and re-enlisting in the army, where he gets to hang out with boys, when we all (Buck included) know why Tommy's "hanging out with boys"... I do like that if they want to (and hopefully they do), this further lays the groundwork for Eddie's own queer realization.

Buck and Eddie helping each other with their respective romantic problems, without realizing they are each other's respective romantic solution is gonna make me chew on my own fists. Again. But I'm not even a little bit surprised that Eddie was totally fine and accepting of Buck being bi, or that the first thing he thought of is how this reflects on them. Because their friendship IS way deeper and closer than normal for platonic friends, and Eddie's little reassurance is also an admission of that.

Man, for a second I was worried they also cut out Eddie in the loft, once more putting his thumb on Buck's pulse point possessively, in a perfect parallel to 303. I would have sued for emotional damages. But yeah, it says so much that the peak of emotional meaningfulness for Buck when coming out is in relation to Eddie, and that the scene itself peaks with Eddie, instead of finishing rushing out to take care of his own romantic business, hurries back to Buck first, to hug him, place his hand on Buck and give him orders. "Sure, you're gonna be dating this guy, but I'm still your real husband."

Well, at least Eddie amitted to himself and Marisol that he doesn't actually know her. But... I have never seen two people being both being so happy about not moving in together, and I'm supposed to think this r/s has a chance? Okay. Suuuure.

The scene with Buck going to Tommy to set things straight ready for something was lovely, it was nice seeing him excited, and get to choose, and hear he's wanted. But since the note Tommy and Buck's storyline in this ep should have ended on, is Buck showing Tommy he's ready enough to let others know he's dating a guy by inviting Tommy to come with Buck to Madney's wedding, then why is the very next scene playing the romantic switch again, making us think Buck's car just arrived at the wedding with him and Tommy, only for Buck and Eddie to walk in together? I see what you did there, 911.

Thank you for reading! If you're looking for more, you can find my s7 reactions tag here, and more of my Buddie meta and content in my pinned post. xoxox

[lanfykins]

i dont understand. burrs life is just as tragic - if not more tragic than hamiltons yet everyone is awwww poor hammie :( pooor little hamilton :( hes gone through so much :(

YOU. I LIKE YOU.

Yeah. Burr lost his parents at a critical period in child development, and then was passed like a parcel until he ended up with an uncle who was at least strict, and possibly physically abusive. You don't run away twice from a happy home environment.

The war? He was one of the half who actually made it to Quebec without dying or deserting, and then he was in the front rank of an attack where artillery fire killed everyone around him. He was consistently expected to perform duties above his rank without being recognised for his deeds or promoted, and let's not even talk about the clusterfuck that was Monmouth.

He was chronically ill for not months, but years. He married an equally chronically ill woman. He adored children but his second daughter died aged three, and his sons were stillborn. Then his wife died, aged only 48 WHICH IS STILL YOUNG DAMMIT.

He was slandered by both Hamilton and Jefferson to the point where it destroyed his career, and then vilified for Hamilton's death under circumstances that were not usually considered quite that unacceptable.

If his Mexico project was a filibuster then it was nothing particularly unusual; Jefferson and Madison both sponsored the things. But he was quite epicly betrayed by Wilkinson, persecuted by Jefferson, and darn near murdered by presidential decree and perjury.

After fleeing to Europe he was persecuted by the English and French governments, who intercepted his correspondence; his little grandson wrote him letters that were never received. He was, at points, literally penniless and went without food and fuel.

Speaking of his grandson... On his return to America, he received news that his grandson had just died of a fever. His daughter became very ill, and was sent to him in the hope that she would recover if she were with her beloved father; the ship just... never came in. He probably gave up hope at around the time of his birthday.

And I HAVE MISSED STUFF OUT.

...now, this isn't a competition and Hamilton went through an unusual amount of trauma, even for the time. But you're right; Hamilton's often gets exaggerated, and Burr's often gets swept under the rug. Which, interestingly, pretty much reflects how they both reacted at the time.

[zenkor123]

WIP weekend

"I used to picture her as older, a rebel victor, like our very own Finnick Odair, but life has not been kind to Katniss, she's so young" Peeta says to Leeg and Tong.

"Aaaw pooor thing" Leeg says

"Poor Poor, Catpiss, aawwwww" Tong laughs

"Damn it I was going to give her some shit to eat, but I flushed it down the toilet" Leeg says

"More a survivor then a queen." Peeta says completing his thought.

“My brother in Coin, she is 17!” Tong says 

“And a very mature 17, Catpiss,treats Prim like her daughter I can't believe she's shunning her, she must have been one hell of an abusive parent” Tong continues 

“What a bitch, she's freezing cold” Leeg laughs 

"Red alarm, red alarm" says Tong

“I think there's some kind of misunderstanding between them"

Peeta says, before he pivots back to the topic

"I want you to imagine being responsible for your family at the tender age of 11” Peeta says

Tagging @mega-aulover (What did you add to The Apothecary Bakery?) @ashyblondwaves @atefingersdagger @tryingssss @arthdoesart (working on any artwork?) @distractionsfromthefood (what fics are you working on?) @imasradiantasthesun (what's in the next chapter of Holding bright?) @burkygirl @farfromhome87 @pitualba2015 @ritalinrae @nbdomom247 @howdyjourney @persephoneprice @eleanorjane0690 @justafewberries @letthebrightstarlead @cutchh @somebodygetmesomecoffee @wannablowloverboysonelastkiss 

[rat-rosemary]

As an ex-Tommy fan, the thing is that while I understand how he came to that point and know the best thing to do is being understanding to what seems like a personnal terrible time, the reality is that

He is a 21 yo that uses mental abuse, grooming, racism, sexual assault as digs for personnal beef. He cosplays as a victim (oh no, poor him getting a mean dm... after a video where he creates harrasment), lies to his fans (litterally. I'm never forgetting his retelling of the U/Q situation), hands out accusations like funny tidbits (Ahah so funny, Dream made me feel small and miserable and look how insane he was for getting angry at a kid - disregard any context behind him "getting angry" once again, only care about Tommy's own pooor feelings), avoid direct confrontation but repeatedly insult and defame the other party, and most importantly has no problem encouraging his fans to play into harrasment.

He is an egotisical prick that centers his whole carreer around himself and his feelings and his boundaries (fuck if he cares about others), has no handle on his fans AT ALL which is concerning seeing the amount of hate he throws as a 15M subscribing channel and made his own emotional troubles every fans problems

I'm harsh. Voluntarily so. But I'm tired of seeing Tommy treat this whole affair as if he suffered some great injustice and not something that 1. He caused. 2. He amplified. just because he is suffering.

My empathy has limits. This is the first time I'm talking about Tommy again ever since I stopped watching him because the best one can do when they want to say something mean is not say anything, and being rude to Tommy on the internet doesn't help the situation at all, but he is certainly not helping anyone and I'm tired of Tommy being treated as the most important person out there that people should cater to. I'm going back to silent hating after that, I hope people gives him the patience he clearly needs to heal but at this point, for an ex-fan like me, I just want him to disappear from my fandom and I don't think that's an unreasonnable request either.

Oh yeah, absolutely. Tommy is by no means an angel, and after I decided to stop watching him for good I was furious at him for a while

(Still am about a lot of stuff. You haven't seen me fresh off a big drama event, I'm a whole different beast. This nuance? This is months of spinning him in my head and carefully applying my actual morals go the situation. In the moment I wanted the guy to get snatched by an eagle and dropped into the ocean)

The horrible thing is that all that is true. And then you stare at all of it for a bit too long and start seeing where the pieces fall into place, and that's why I'm able to have a less angry view on him. It's jut looking and taking a deep breath and going "Mmm. No I see why you're like that I can trace this behavior to this Y. And now you're doing this because of X and Z. I can see exactly why you would follow that line. Mmmmmmmm godamn it"

[your-favourite-yapper]

mary x lyall

Mary goes 2 therapy for self discovery and to heal or smth and then she sees pyall and thinks hes hot and tries fucking him but lyall doesn't reciprocate unfortunately So she fucks him over and starts going out w his son and like being v loud abt it to him and lyall doesn't care bc umm he's an adult and knos marys basically a child and he doesn't find children hot. + hes married and this makes marh even madder bc it's an insult to her personally that lyall won't let her hit and ev lyall "comes " around when his wife falls rlly ill and spends half her time at the hospital and marys right there young and vibrant and so he starts sorta reciprocating to mary and once mary catchers a wife of this she dumps remus for the main meal and umm lyall does rlly genuinely try like helping mary and fixing her but mary doesn't want 2 b fixed so after evry session she just asks if lyall will send her pics or smth and lyall tries helping jis son who's just got his heart broken while his mothers in the hospital and he's trying to fix mary and he's trying to support his wife and umm unfortunately mary IS infact v fun and makes him feel young(er) and their sessions devolve into ummm something else (sex) prtty qkly after that lyall is POOOR bc he's spending all his money on his ailing wife but he still goes into even deeper debt to give mary what she wants (she dienst have a father fig) and Mary just ends up getting more fucked up and then lyalls morals catch up to him and he breaks things off and mary takes this .. very personally so she posts the pics and starts shittalking him and he gets fired so he doesn't even have enough money to support his wife and his SON knos abt this and it's a big fall from grace and ev his wife dies when he can't support her and him and remus have a big fight abt this and he ev gets depressed and drinks himself to death w the rest of his money and goes to strip clubs looking for some1 w brown skin and curly hair and a breathless laugh but can't find her so he kills himself in the restroom

[detectivereads]

Delicious in Dungeon vol 7 by Ryoko Kui

#$!@/5 (my heart was ripped out; the volume is great.)

This post is for fan entertainment, I’m not being paid.

This volume is thicc! Dungeon Meshi Thursday!!!!!!

Ok there is a lot of tension between Chilchuck and Izutsumi, I am hoping in the future they will get along better but for now I can see them butting heads more. But during the fight with the Ice Golem, they do know how to put their differences aside and work together to get the job done.

At first, I felt sorry for Izutsumi, they wanted to be change back to their normal form. Also, I was reading more in The Adventurer’s Bible, understanding their back story a bit more, and I was shocked on what I found out on the part of who placed the curse on Izutsumi. (I will do a separate post on The Adventurer’s Bible; I highly recommend the book.)

Izutsumi seems to have a hard life that leads to major trust issues and will only help if it benefits her and her goals. But she has the pallet of a child that refuses to try new things and will throw a fit if she doesn’t get what she wants.

It also makes me wonder what her life was when she was with Shuro’s group, I mean we do see Izutsumi and the other ladies interact and it does seem that Izutsumi pushes stuff she doesn’t want to do/want on too Tade (even though when Tade fell off the roof, no one asked her to go up and do that chore, she just wanted to be useful.)

Now some of the middle chapters, I am now greatly worried about the group The Canaries. This group seems to have an impressive resume that even Kabru knows and has deeply affected him.

This whole group is elves, and from previous volumes they are looking for the secret of eternal life. That it seems that elves take over dungeons when they get out of hand, and from what Tansu has said that the elves want this dungeon back.

When I got the village part of the volume, I was surprised to see how a village managed to survive in this dungeon for so long. (I know that it’s Sissel magic that is keeping them alive.) But I pity them when they just farm to farm and do not really enjoy the product of their work. Like their sense of taste is so dull and with magic they have no reason to eat.

(Good lord if I couldn’t taste food I would be devastated, I love food and seeing something that you love like sushi or pizza and not being able to taste the cheese sauce and crust and spices, I would be beyond depressed.)

With that aside, these chapters we got a lot of information about Sissel, how he came to Degal kingdom, how he got into magic. How dedicated he is to try to find King Degal.

When Laois’s group got into the village, we meet Yaad, the grandson of King Degal and he is ruling the village they are in currently. Ever since Degal left for the surface, there has been a rift between the surviving Degal family and Sissel.

Yaad explains a prophecy about a person with a winged sword who would come and stop the mad mage and become the ruler of the dungeon. However, they need the help of a winged lion (that is their god that Degal’s people worshipped). But, Sissel has it locked away in the lower levels of the dungeon.

So, Laois has a choice to make.

At end of this chapter after Yaad helps the group leave, we see Sissel asking in a very scary way who was Yaad talking too.

This part makes me worried for Yaad.

The last chapters of the book…. *cue hysterical crying* POOOR SENSHI!!!!!!!!!!!! *uncontrollable sobbing* Oh lord his back story!!! His fear!!!! My god this must have tortured him for so long!!!!

You never see Senshi cry!!!!

Now (*Dries tears*) I do have some conflicted feelings with Laois in this chapter.

I can see where he is coming from, (and maybe its just me being overprotective of Senshi) but when discussing the death of Senshi’s old group, I do wish both Chilchuck and Laois exercised some tact, like talking in private out of ear shot of Senshi.

Laois is thinking is hard to follow sometimes, let’s eat the griffin and see if it tasted like the one from your past, if does yay you didn’t eat your teammates or oh no this doesn’t taste like that meal so that means I ate a team-mate.

However, I did like what Chilchuck said to Laois, that he really needs to stop. This was what I was talking about in my last post with Shuro and communication skills.

Chilchuck has good communication skills, he will not hesitate to call Laois on things that are delicate.

Though when re-reading the chapter again, I am glad that Senshi had such a great teammate to put Senshi who was at the time the youngest in the group. 

DON’T MAKE SENSHI CRY!!!!!!! My poor heart can’t take it!!!!!!!!

[missamyrisa2]

In one of your recent stories the ler forced the lee to choose between tickles and edging. Could you explore this forced choice of punishment more?

I meannnnnhhhhh it's reallllyyyy the two hallway illusion rightttt? But you're still gonna choooose ~ I'm feeelin like you want tiiiickles mmhmmm because you keep laughing and the thing is, your giggles are like, totally adorable, and and annnnnd there's just no way I'm not tickling you for more of them and if you didn'tttt want me to tickle you welllll you shouldn't be soooooo ghhhhrrrrling cuteeeeee~!! Are you gonna give me alll your laughssss mmhmmm ~ if I tickle right hereeee? Right along your bellyyyy? Oooh what, what now darling whattttt do you really wanttt the edgiessss mmmmh? You want me to make you giggle so goooood make it tickle sooo baddddhh? Maybe Amy Amy Amy can make you sparkleeee? I think soooo seeee I'm feeeelin kinda luckyyy sooooo is that really your choice yeahh? Realllyyy? You wanttt the edgesss? Not the ticklesss?

Just so we're clear, you wantttttt a little of thisssss? A litttle mmmhhh on your mmmmhhh? Nottttt theseeee ~ tickletickletickletickles? Awww but you're so gigglyyy when I rub your hipsss like thatttt oooh but you wantttt the rubbiesss down here huhhh right on your magic button ~ yessss that tickles just right now doesn't ittttt my thumb everrrr soooo slowlyyy lovingly rubbing hereeee riiiight heree yeahhhh oooh yesss you say Amy that feels sooo goood mmhmm you say pleeease Amy make me sparkle pleeeaseeee just more touch right hereee because you're soo needyyy soo wantttttyyyy I know I knowww darling and you can't stop asking for it nooooo ~ mmmmh oooh yeahhh? That's what you wanttt you wantted thissss? Well you chose edgiesss darlinggg yes you diddd ooohhh nooooo oh noooo you were right there you were gonna sparkle yess you wereee and now awwwwwww ~ mmmh~ notttt~!! Pooor thing pooor babehhhh ~ awww do you wanna try that choice again? What's it gonna be babydoll? Yoou want me to tickle you batttyy? Or do you wanna be edged and also be battttyy? Either wayyyyy sweetcakesssss you're gonna make alll the sounds for meeee but chooose wiselyyy because I'm not stoooooppinngg ~<33