#SHE WON SHE WON SHE WON SHE WON!!!!!

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

Well.

How about that.

Forgot what it’s like to wake up to good news…

[demonicsuffrage]

Gotham does a Batman lookalike contest and there's no way the Batkids don't participate along with like, half of Gotham. It is simultaneously their boon and bane

Dick, staring at a Batman suit Tim brought him: What am I supposed to do with that?

Tim, in an identical batsuit: There's a batman lookalike contest in crime alley! We have to participate.

Dick, now staring at the suit in disgust: Wear that? Again? I'd Much Rather Die.

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Jason, in another batsuit, staring in the mirror, close to crashing out: Why do I actually look like him?

Damian, in an identical, smaller batsuit: It is because you are nearly the same height and weight as Father.

Jason, immediately tearing the arms off the suit so it looks like a tank top: There. That's better.

Damian: It is not.

Duke, in an identical suit with gold highlights, now covering Damian's ears: You look like Batbabe the stripper

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Stephanie, in her robin suit, standing beside cass, who's in a batman suit: We'll win easy

Duke: You realize it's a batman lookalike competition, right?

Steph: There is no batman without robin, duh

Dick:... you're the only fucker in this family I respect

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Bruce: This is incredibly irresponsible of all of you. This could give away major clues that we are-

Duke: Don't you wanna look at your kids cosplaying you, without the danger and responsibilities?

Bruce:

Bruce: Carry on

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Cass, holding the 20$ prize money she got from winning third place:

Dick, grudgingly holding the 40$ he got for second place, glaring at Bruce:

Tim: Wait, if even Dick's second, who the hell won first?

Clark, holding 100$ and a 'Batman forreal!' certificate: Hi Guys

[o0kawaii0o]

RACER NAMI 🏁

[jojaxcola]

thanks for being a friend

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[cowboybeebonk]

And then she did. Happy pride.

(Alternate versions under cut)

[undead-cypress]

What if instead of "duelist" they said "gamer" instead

[hansoeii]

Poolverine date! 🌸

[attyammy]

first date...!

i think momo would seem super casual bc she doesnt wanna look like a tryhard but would spend hours picking out clothes and shoes etc w her besties, while okarun would wear the most formal clothes he owns to try and impress momo

anyways they went to the movies, the arcade, and a cafe in my head... (blows them up with my mind)

[see-arcane]

Next episode,

Georgie, full gravity, hitting play on an old tape: Did the Archivist sound...like this?

Jon recording: --Statement begins. [INSERT HORRORS]

Sam: Oh my god

Sam: You guys know Chester?

[datcravat]

DMG

[zettaiunmeis]

you keep hanging this over me like a sword over damocles my life held by a thread and it's starting to sway

like a sword over damocles, trivium

[phibsies]

guys is it too late to spread my pixane adopting sora propaganda guys

[gatoburr0]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[messiergalaxy31]

falsesymmetry. you agree

[ghostlyeris]

sometimes love is how you change other people

[miraclemaya]

they all said that no one could run a worse campaign then hillary clinton. that she, by choosing to not run a campaign and bet on the fact that many disliked trump, would win. well, last night harris showed us something special. by constantly telling everyone how much she loved the people most were voting against, by giving it a good showing for a few months before saying, fuck it my pollijg numbers dont really matter, she's done the impossible. a worse campaign then clinton could even dream of. thank you kamala harris. thank you