#Source: Teen Wolf

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Bucky: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: *Stops kissing Y/N* What do you think you're doing?

Y/N: What do you mean?

Natasha: I mean, your hands!

Y/N: ... They're on your waist!

Natasha: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

[lolliday]

Aaron, after two full years of going to Eden's on a weekly basis: I think this might be a gay club!

Andrew, who just walked out of the stockroom with Roland: Nothing gets past you, does it.

[incorrectbatfam]

Wally, seeing Dick's abs: So where you getting your juice?

Dick: Uh... my butler does all the grocery shopping?

[stilesonthehunt]

Scott, watching Derek stretch: I don't care if he's an alpha. I think I can take him.

Stiles, also watching Derek: Yeah.

Scott: What do you think you're doing?

Stiles: What? Me? I'm just- agreeing with you. I'm being agreeable.

Scott: You think he's hot, don't you?

Stiles: No! No. Not at all. No way! *looks at Derek again* Maybe. *nods* Yeah, maybe a little.

Scott: He wants to destroy me.

Stiles: I think you can definitely take him

Scott: *nods*

Stiles: And then- give him to me.

Scott: *laughs*

Stiles: No, just- just go out there and kick their smug werewolf asses.

Scott: Alright

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: So I was wondering if you could help me out.

Alexei: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.

Yelena: Nope, different thing.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Ava: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Yelena: Oh, we’ve had worse.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Slughorn, walking to the library: What the hell are you guys doing? Regulus: extra credit Remus: extra credit Slughorn: [scoffs and laughs] Extra credit? At 9:00 at night. Come on, guys. Get the hell out of here! Go have lives. Your teenage years are not the time for academic achievement. Regulus: Yes, they are! Slughorn: That's a lie sold to you by the government. Go find some girls, get into trouble. Live a little, damn! Remus: We're gay. Slughorn: Even better. Go gays! Now, get out of my face!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Taash: [stops kissing Rook] What do you think you're doing? Rook: What do you mean? Taash: I mean, your hands! Rook: They're... on your waist? Taash: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful!

[waytooinvested]

Lena: [stops kissing Kara] What do you think you're doing? Kara: What do you mean? Lena: I mean, your hands! Kara: They're... on your waist? Lena: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Were you lying, Penelope?

Penelope: Well it depends on how you define ‘lying’.

Colin: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Penelope: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: What's wrong with the plan?

Bucky: Yelena, this could be the stupidest plan we've ever come up with. You're aware of that, right?

Yelena: ... I'm aware it's not our best.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Maysilee: Why do I feel like this is going to end badly?

Wyatt: Because it usually does.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bette, after two years of going to Molly's Bar on a weekly basis: I think this might be a lesbian club!

Kate, walking out of the stockroom with Renee: Nothing gets past you, does it?

[captlinh]

[literally Cinder and Dr E discussing her new allies in Book 3]

Dr Erland: We need help.

Cinder: We have Thorne, Wolf, and Jacin now!

Dr Erland: I mean real help.

[incorrect-thunderbolts-quotes]

Yelena: I was hoping you could help me with something.

Alexei: Sure, here is a bunch of explosives.

Yelena: Nope, different thing.